/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18876615]

Periodic remainder that if you opt for any coffee other than Espresso, you don't actually like the taste of coffee and you're just larping to look sophisticated. If you have to lace something in sugar and dairy to be able to choke it down, it probably just doesn't suit your palette.
Why not just go ahead and order that chocolate milkshake you actually want for breakfast. The people behind the till will at least appreciate your honesty, rather than try to contain their laughter at the dude ordering a mocha chip frappacino at 7AM as if he doesn't already have diabetes.

[Anonymous No.18876617]

>>18876615
>to look sophisticated
i drink cheap shit with coffee mate because it wakes me up like 95% of the world

[Anonymous No.18876621]

>>18876615
I drink both. But then again, I like having my lips wrapped around and my tongue inside of women's buttholes, so idk

[Anonymous No.18876622]

It's not the first or even the last time Catholics were right in trying to ban something. Direct yourself to the nearest school toilet coffeecuck you need to re-experience your history of being bullied.

[Anonymous No.18876629]

K

[Anonymous No.18876631]

>>18876615
>look at me! I'm so ADULT!
Ok, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.18876636]

>>18876615
>Nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.18876644]

>>18876615
>larping to look sophisticated.
To who? I like the taste of that particular drink, so I'm gonna drink it.

[Anonymous No.18876646]

>>18876615
>Periodic remainder
buhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18876678]

>>18876615
I’ve never drank coffee because it tasted good. Coffee tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is so they don’t fall asleep at work and get fired.

[Anonymous No.18876683]

>>18876615
I drink coffee because it helps me shit.

[Anonymous No.18876684]

I'm drinking decaf because I'm in a caffeine tolerance break and I LIKE the taste of coffee. Posting a pretentious nigger like OP did just makes you a shit eating faggot

[Anonymous No.18876690]

its a drink. the one and only goal is to enjoy it. if you out here worrying if some fuck is putting milk in their $3 coffee then sounds like you got your own shit to work on.

[Anonymous No.18876699]

>>18876615
Coffee isn't sophisticated, didn't you ever watch time squad?

[Anonymous No.18876715]

>>18876699
no but now i will watch time squad

[Anonymous No.18876722]

I just add dairy when the coffee is too hot.
If I have the time I let it cool down and drink it black.
Hate hot beverages

[Anonymous No.18876727]

Big brand coffee places like Starbucks cashing in on people who like the aesthetic of coffee but not the taste is the reason why the small local coffeehouses where you could get a cup of joe for less than 10 bucks are basically extinct. And for what? Goyslop monstrosities like picrel?

[Anonymous No.18876749]

>>18876727
If you want black coffee, just buy black coffee. They still have it there.

[Anonymous No.18876750]

op is right. you've got to build your identity around spending $15 on tiny bags with a portlandia logo that has an agricultural product that someone heated up. that's what sophisticated geniuses do.

[Anonymous No.18876754]

>>18876615
You're the barista that overheard me telling my gf earlier that I used to drink black coffee to look cool as a 16 year old but stopped when I realized it just made me look like a poser, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.18876757]

>>18876727
There's a logical supply and demand issue within your post. I'll let you figure it out.

[Anonymous No.18876761]

>>18876615
One spoon of instant coffee in boiling water with lots of cream and sugar, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.18876766]

>>18876615
Embarrassing thread, nobody gives a shit about your bean water preference

[Anonymous No.18876767]

>>18876678
I stopped drinking coffee one day and kept getting random chubs at work.

[Anonymous No.18876781]

garlic is overpowering by itself, but enjoyable in something like bread.

[Anonymous No.18876787]

>>18876615
Coffee is disgusting, and people's dependence on it, or worse, making it a character trait, is pathetic. I'll gladly order a hot cocoa if I'm ever forced to join friends or family at a coffee shop, but coffee elitism and the ridiculous culture around it is frankly just sad. Like what you like, but fuck, nobody gives a shit what you think (and this goes for basically everything: beer, food, TV, movies, politics, all of it.) Enjoy it if you like it, and shut the fuck up about it unless you're with like-minded fuckwits.

[Anonymous No.18876833]

>>18876787
t. aristocratic 11 year old

[Anonymous No.18876840]

>>18876787
To be sure, hating coffee this much and preferring hot chocolate is a superior character trait

[Anonymous No.18876849]

>>18876833
Plebian 47 year old. You were soooooo close.

>>18876840
I don't attempt to make what I hate or like a character trait, and generally don't bring up my preferences at all. I just like calling out the idiocy of tying your personality to such arbitrary bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18876854]

>>18876849
>Plebian 47 year old.
Very sad.

[Anonymous No.18876858]

Stop shouting and shaking so much. It's just bean water.

[Anonymous No.18876860]

>>18876787
Drink some more corn syrup you circumcised loser.

[Anonymous No.18876862]

>>18876615
i like espresso and i feel no need to hate people who like to drink sugary coffee and coffee-like drinks. making coffee your personality is cringe

[Anonymous No.18876866]

>>18876849
I disagree, I think it's perfectly okay to have coffee as a passion. I drink it every day, naturally I'll want to get more in depth with the process and flavors. it's fun and tasty. try being passionate about something sometime

[Anonymous No.18876867]

>>18876849
>plebian
*plebeian
Learn to spell, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.18876880]

Black coffee is like the soy man IPA of the breakfast world

[Anonymous No.18876892]

>>18876880
Nah, it's the insisting in only drinking straight bourbon of the coffee world.

[Anonymous No.18876949]

>>18876860
I seldom drink soda, but ok.

>>18876866
Passion is great. There are lots of things I'm passionate about, but there's no need to shout about them to everyone I meet. See what I said about like minded individuals. If you're with your coffee aficionado friends, then go for it.

>>18876867
Yes. Speling mistakes invalidate all arguments. Congradulations on weening. You r very smrt.

[Anonymous No.18876955]

>>18876615
Periodic remainder that if you opt for any coffee other than chewing on beans, you don't actually like the taste of coffee and you're just larping to look sophisticated. If you have to lace something in water to be able to choke it down, it probably just doesn't suit your palette.
Why not just go ahead and order that big cup of hot water you actually want for breakfast. The people at the coffee bean slave farm will at least appreciate your honesty, rather than try to contain their laughter at the dude ordering a dissolved coffee bean tea at 7AM as if he doesn't already have kidney problems from drinking so much water.

[Anonymous No.18877021]

>>18876849
Imagine being 47 and on 4rebbit.
I'm 31 and I feel fucking out of place here because I imagine I'm constantly arguing with zoomzooms

[Anonymous No.18877032]

i remember ordering espresso in a place and it was vile (ashtray + vinegar taste) and i almost didnt order anything else but ended up ordering filter coffee and it was good. i liked espresso at other places tho

[Anonymous No.18877222]

>>18876615
I'm not a dwarf so I'd rather drink a human-sized cup of coffee straight from my one liter French press

[Anonymous No.18877329]

I like camping for some retarded reason so it's a toss up between a moka pot and the really fancy instant packets. Boiling grounds in a dirty sock is a close third, followed by drip in last place.