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Comfy as fuck

>> No.18873080
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18873080

>>18873015
>"buy the unitasker, I dare you."

>> No.18873099

>>18873015
For $10k and flights and hotel he will come sing at your birthday party.

>> No.18873216

>>18873015
we should have never left the 00's

>> No.18873240

>>18873015
For shitty nose bleed seats to his live show, this cancerous tool wants $88. Fuck him. Washed up has been.

>> No.18873249

New good eats sucks compared to old show. It was fun when he was a based gun-toting conservative christian but now he's just this wacky pozzed out food network personality and it feels like he sold his soul.

>> No.18873286

I feel like this guy doesn't really know how to cook.

>> No.18873291

>>18873286
I'd disagree with that. He knows what he's doing. He's just turned into a schizoid. His banh mi recipe is spot on.

>> No.18873330

>>18873249
>but now he's just this wacky pozzed out food network personality and it feels like he sold his soul.

What? I found the newer episodes were great because he's less autistic and his ego shrank enough to make fun of his old episodes sometimes.

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alton isn't the best chef but this show single-handedly saved me from a lifetime of awful food habits. never would have tried foods outside my comfort zone had i not seen this show.

>> No.18873407

>>18873249
I blame that cancerous harpy he married. I watched their YouTube channel for a while, and it became obvious that she was out to beat down everything that made him interesting. At one point she said she had never watched any of his content. He tried to get her to watch an episode of good eats, and she watched two minutes, shit on everything and wandered off. She constantly belittled him, and was generally a narcissistic cunt.

>> No.18873424

>>18873291
His over the top food autism is what made it fun. A lot of his recipes are too much, but if you pay attention, you can find some great techniques that you can use.

>> No.18873441

>>18873407
That pus pus must be insane.

>> No.18873443 [DELETED] 

>>18873330
>he's less autistic and his ego shrank enough to make fun of his old episodes sometimes.
Cucked, anon. He's cucked. The good goy always makes sure they're the butt of every joke and never have any self-respect or value.

>> No.18873469

>>18873443
>>>/pol/
You seem to be lost newfren.

>> No.18873471

>>18873441
Is used up though. She's said she used to be a band groupie, and she's from Portland.

>> No.18873535

>>18873471
jfc somebody get Alton on the domestic abuse hotline

>> No.18874395

>>18873407
Which one. His ex wife or now wife

>>18873249
He is alot more alpha now, have you seen the hot ones?

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>>18873015
Can’t believe this is 20 years old now…

>> No.18874717

and that's what makes this thread...


...GOOD EATS

>> No.18875052

nu alton feels old, angre, egotistical
old alton just wanted me not to fall into cooking traps and hired 5 people to shout good eats

>> No.18875066

I went to a hotdog place based on Alton saying it was the best hotdog he had ever had. Shit sucked. I still like his show though.

>> No.18875084

This, Emeril Live, and Iron Chef Japan defined a certain period of Food Network before food celebrities and obnoxious foodies who fetishize food and go places to take pictures were a big thing. It was a purer time.

Now everything on Food Network is a competition or Diners, Drive-ins and Dives knockoff. Just tiresome.

t. oldman

>> No.18875088

fuck him he was part of a gay-hating church for many years

>> No.18875093

>>18875088
plus I heard he knew a guy who said the n word once

>> No.18875240

>>18875088
Thanks, I didnt know that and now I like him even more.

>> No.18875388 [DELETED] 

>>18875088
Holy based

>> No.18875461

>>18873015
>>18873080
This dumb faggot thinks black people invented Korean fried chicken.

>> No.18875487

>>18873015
What's with the Friendsesque color scheme? Pink blue mustard green. Are you making a logo or having a pastel party? Pure yikes.

>> No.18875519

>>18873015
I was in my early teens when I started watching Good Eats. Now I'm 31 years old. Where has the time gone lads? I've accomplished nothing.

>> No.18875674

>>18875519
You wasted it like your competitors wanted.

>> No.18875937

>>18873471
The things people resort to, to cover up their gayness.

>> No.18875943

>>18873240

Why were you looking up tickets to his show if you don't like him?

>> No.18876707

>>18875943
because my findomme gf made me pay for it so she could fuck him backstage while his wife pegs me

>> No.18876713

>>18873015
I still get mad when I think about his opinion on restaurants and his one about food safety laws. What a fraud.

>> No.18876870

>>18875052
CTK Alton was a good balance between Punished Alton and the original food nerd Alton. The best sabotages had solutions and traps built into them that Alton designed and would explain as an aside to the camera

>> No.18877096

>>18876713
>his one about food safety laws.
What do you mean? He thinks 90% of food safety laws are gay and retarded.

>> No.18877109

>>18873424
I understand emulsification because of this nutball

>> No.18877111

>>18877096
Exactly. He whines that food safety laws exist but then also whines about low quality food. He wants to have his cake and eat it too. His stupid obsession with raw eggs is the worst

>> No.18877135

>>18873424
A coworker showed me some lame Twitter post about waiting to cut your meat until after it rests. Did people not see the plastic bag stabbing?

>> No.18877205

>>18875487
Well, it was a 90s show

>> No.18877597

>>18877111
>He whines that food safety laws exist but then also whines about low quality food.
I do not understand your point. We can have high quality food without gay retard laws telling us what we're not allowed to eat.

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>>18877597
Without food safety laws you'd just have every company colluding to fuck over consumers. It would be cheaper than providing a quality product and there would be no choice.

>> No.18877675

>>18875088
Reality hates gays, what are you gonna say fuck existing?

>> No.18877723

>>18875093
Isn't he from Georgia? He probably here's it twice within 10 minutes of leaving the house.

>> No.18878984

>>18873015
When I graduated from college, my mom was pretty sickly. Since I was available, it was deemed I'd be the one taking care of her. Nothing too heavy, give her pills, change oxygen tanks for her, cook meals, clean the house, etc. I got to live at home rent free, no job, lots of free time. I didn't have a lot of friends anymore, they were all moving on with their lives, moving away, getting jobs, getting married. But I had time for me. My sleep schedule was kinda shit because my mom would call me in the middle of the night for help with stuff. I watched a lot of late night tv. Specifically Good Eats, which was on from like 2am to 5am. I watched it every night. I learned a lot about cooking. Not just how to make A dish, but the science behind it and related dishes. I learned techniques I hadn't thought of before. I started experimenting more with my cooking. I'd buy new stuff I hadn't tried before, made exotic cuisines and fancy desserts. My mom loved it. It was a lot of fun for me and it turned cooking and baking into a passion I still have someone today. Mom is long gone now, and I don't really have the time and money to make a lot of the stuff I used to. But the spark is still there, buried under old embers, hoping to return one day.

>> No.18879018

>>18875084
I miss these days so much. Used to swap from Adult Swim to Iron Chef or w.e was on FoodNetwork at 2 am as a kid.

Also miss jerking it to Girls Gone Wild 2 hour long commercials around that time as well.

>> No.18879033

>>18877645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTAxPEZZwXQ

>> No.18879034

>>18878984
Thats mad cool of you. If the embers are still smoldering, and you think it'll bring you happiness, hope you have the time and resources to turn it into a flame again. Best of luck, chum. You seem pretty awesome.

>> No.18879049

>>18879018

god i miss it, i did all that too

i also used to stay up late and jerk it to brooke burke on that shitty travel show she had on E!

i also think the reason i binge drink and im so desperate to be around people all the time is from staying up and seeing how dave attell made it look so cool on insomniac

im 36, how old are you

>> No.18879060

>>18879018
I downloaded GGG recently, just because I remembered it so fondly
Some of it is great, but its mostly just shitty filler

>> No.18879063

>>18879049
Different anon here, but ive had the Insomniac theme as my ringtone for the last decade.
Was a much simpler time back then
>-t 32

>> No.18879064

>>18877645
Would this be like.. industrial revolution shits? Wild ass American times or UK? Both seemed wildly fucked back then. City life or commercial goods, anyway. Look at all those poor radium hoes painting dials on watches n what not. Lead paints. Shit contimantes EVERYWHERE. Coal. Factories. Blah blah blah.

Third world countries I've visited that aren't so industrialized and toxic have poor hygiene but I've never been poisoned.

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>>18879018
>Used to swap from Adult Swim to Iron Chef or w.e was on FoodNetwork at 2 am as a kid.

>> No.18879083

>>18879049
Holy fucking shit. My man!!! I'm 32, 33 in May and I lived in Tucson AZ as a kid and one of my Elementary classmates was her nephew or some shit. I got to meet her, she gave me a swimsuit calendar which has visible areola showing for a couple of months of fishnet bikini tops, signed it. She was something to see irl.

I hadn't seen her before but that was tremendous.

>> No.18879086

where the fuck can I torrent good eats
I swear it's been erased from all trackers more or less

>> No.18879092 [DELETED] 

>>18879063
Dave Attel?? Fucking lived that. >>18879060
Yeah I can't imagine it holds up much with how desensitized we all are to porn these days. It was great tho. Id like to go back. Haha.

>> No.18879098

>>18879063 #
Dave Attel's show was great.
Fucking loved that.

>>18879060 #
Yeah I can't imagine it holds up much with how desensitized we all are to porn these days. It was great tho. Id like to go back. Haha.

>> No.18879109

>>18879098
I have a thing for 90s raves, and rave chicks. So for the vids where they pull women out of raves who are rolling and sweaty, its pretty great.
But thats just a weird thing. Its a trip through the past regardless of how tame it is. Like walking through a time machine.

>> No.18879128

>>18879109
Damn. I kinda do as well now that you mention it. I might have to go download. They were party/rave hoes of the late 90s, nah? Before they dressed super slutty and left nothing to the imagination as rave/edm women do now?

>> No.18879141

>>18879082
Last channel remote button on a tiny 13 inch TV was always foodnetwork, E!, or cartoon network. Good times.

>> No.18879161

>>18879109
You got any fun dance music of the time to recommend?

>> No.18879169

>>18879086
Do torrents exist anymore? I got too old i guess. I don't pirate much anymore. Just stream.

>> No.18879170

>>18879161
Polyester Girl

>> No.18879180

>>18879170
Never heard. Will do. Where were you located at the time? UK? US?

>> No.18879216

>>18873216
Fuck grandma and her luncheon meat sandwich. We don't need them. We never did.

>> No.18879223

>>18876707
I hope back stage has condoms. Good Eats is also Bad Aids.

>> No.18879230

>>18877597
> gay retard laws telling us what we're not allowed to eat.
You have to be >18 to post on 4chan.

>> No.18879255

>>18879169
What a disgrace to this website. /t/ is down the hall to your left. You lazy shit. I'm only upset cus I care, son

>> No.18879259

This fuck taught me how to make egg nog in November 2022

>> No.18879262

>>18879259
His slow cooker pepper pork chops recipe is fkn delicious.

>> No.18879276

>>18879262
>slow cooker
I thought your mom cooked supper pretty fast

>> No.18879285

>>18873015
Pretense is never comfy.

>> No.18879287

>>18879276
Q fkn q dude if you want to use your dutch gayboy oven so bad you can. Enjoy the gas bill bitch.

>> No.18879570

>>18879287
Q for queer. Bitch

>> No.18879573

>>18879285
What's pretense mean in this context

>> No.18879600

>>18873080
One damn good reason to not watch anything that white racist hick ever is in.

>> No.18879603

>>18875088
>>18875240
nah, check his wiki page, he's pretty much a democrat now. I get the feeling he probably destroyed all his guns.

>> No.18879604

>>18879082
Food Network and Adult Swim. Yup. *sipppp*

>> No.18879606

>>18879603
>I get the feeling he probably destroyed all his guns.
Only good thing he has ever done desu.

>> No.18879611

>>18879573
It's a word that he never bothered to truly learn but uses as "thing I don't like" because that's the context in which he's seen it. I find it incredibly hard to think of a show with episodes like
>dude corn is fucking cool
as pretentious.

>> No.18879830

>>18875084
>Now everything on Food Network is a competition or Diners, Drive-ins and Dives knockoff. Just tiresome.

I thought you were exaggerating and had to see for myself, and you're completely right.
I could swear I saw reruns of Good Eats on there a couple months back, but it turns out I was thinking of one of their affiliates where they dump the reruns actually worth watching.

Fuck, I hate modern cable services.

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>>18873015
Great teacher can't deny.
Taught me several things that put my way ahead before there was a before. Like hold on you should pickle things?

>> No.18879855

>>18879573
He pretends to know what he's talking about but was researching content for each episode on the run. He knew nothing about cooking before landing the job of hosting this show.

>> No.18879861

>>18879855
He taught kids how to cook I guess?

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There's a torrent on TPB that contains all of the episodes of the original show, I would appreciate it if any anons could seed.

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>>18878984
ANON WINS POSTING FOR THE DAY.

DUDE GENUINELY SEEMS LIKE A LEGIT GOOD PERSON.

GOD BLESS.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/VkPT1aaEJQ10/

>> No.18880863

>>18879855
Yeah. Right. Like a person born in the 60s doesn't know how to cook anything. That demographic starts with a Z

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>>18879086
Use private trackers anon. Much better retention.

>> No.18882157

>>18882125
What is a good private tracker for TV shows? And if you have an invite, I can provide proof of not being a leeching harpy.

>> No.18882237

>>18879255
Awe, thank you.

>> No.18882338

>>18882157
morethantv is ratioless and has a decent selection, plus it's fairly easy to get into. BeyondHD has high-quality encodes and greater selection but it's somewhat more difficult to get into. There are much higher-tier trackers but if you don't already have an in you shouldn't even worry about them yet. I don't offer invites on 4chan anon, truly sorry. Check out >>>/g/ptg

>> No.18882626

>>18882338
>I don't offer invites on 4chan
I understand, but if you change your mind, I am Decibull on PTP, GG, Jpopsuki, and AB. I have torrents I've been seeding for over 10 years and positive ratios on all those sites.

>> No.18882656

>>18882626
Then just go to the invite forum of the trackers you're on anon lmao

>> No.18882680

>>18873080
guns are unitaskers

>> No.18882750

>>18879161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME1cJLSfFqk

>> No.18882917

>>18879128
By the late 90s, with the candy ravers and shit people were dressing plenty slutty lel

>>18879161
Just look up golden era rave footage on youtube and listen to those mixes.
Sort of lose the feeling when you hear studio version of this shit, not easy listening. The lights and crowd noise on the video really just make it worth experiencing.
But yeah I posted >>18882750, I wish I could have been there. The UK scene looked rather great.

>>18879180
> Where were you located at the time?
I was in the midwest, we had small raves out in barns in the middle of nowhere kek.

Drove up to Chicago/St Louis/Milwaukee when really big events came. My older brother got his license in 95 so we were able to travel at that point.
Here is the first huge event I actually attended, I cant fucking believe someone took footage of it and its right on youtube.
Too bad its mostly just talking to people and not much of any actual set, but its so nuts its there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5NHq6S052Y

Also, since we are on the subject, this is the funniest documentary out there.
Its about a 40 year old preacher who started doing E and going to raves with his teen kids in the 90s, its an absolute trainwreck watching a man have a midlife crisis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98D5yRmPWg

>> No.18882970

>>18882680
Nope. They can kill, maim, make you feel more powerful than you really are, make you feel OK about your tiny penis, depopulate the local school, make you think you're a real man, make you think you're an important man, make you feel like a powerful man, and put holes in cans you line up.