ITT autistic things that you do

[Anonymous No.18870257]

I eat raw spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18870805]

When I eat an orange I like to squeeze the skin so all oils shoot out like a mist. It smells really nice

[Anonymous No.18870893]

>>18870805
That's called citrus misting. You aren't the first to do that.

[Anonymous No.18870902]

>>18870257
I go to extreme lengths to make the absolute best rice I possibly can.

[Anonymous No.18870909]

>>18870257
I make cute little chicken sandwiches out of Chic Files A nuggets and waffle fries

[Anonymous No.18870912]

>>18870257
I eat ass

[Anonymous No.18870928]

>>18870912
I do as well, but I am a connoisseur and only eat ye mum's ass, for hers is the finest ass in all the lands.

[Anonymous No.18871023]

>>18870928
My mum is dead so bon appetit anon

[Anonymous No.18871025]

>>18871023
Did you misunderstand me? I said in the lands, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.18871030]

>>18871025
I don't think you did

[Anonymous No.18871033]

>>18871030
You're correct. I said in all the lands. That was literal.

[Anonymous No.18871034]

>>18870257
when im cooking i constantly clean the cutlery i use over and over again

[Anonymous No.18871038]

>>18871034
Rolled up wet towel, rolled up dry towel next to cutting board. Use both to wipe knives n shiet. It'll save ye mum a lot of time.

[Anonymous No.18871041]

>>18871038
>It'll save ye mum a lot of time.
i havent lived at home since i was 16 and i just said I constantly clean it

[Anonymous No.18871045]

i eat bell peppers like apples, and i think picrel is to blame. i don't even like mha

[Anonymous No.18871048]

>>18871041
Ill let you both use the advice. Give her a call and tell her about me.

[Anonymous No.18871056]

>>18871045
Do you enjoy the air within the bell pepper after your first bite? It's of the purest nature conceivable.

[Anonymous No.18871057]

>>18871048
call her yourself im not your skivvy

[Anonymous No.18871065]

>>18871056
never noticed it before. next time i eat one (tomorrow), i'll keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.18871076]

>>18871057
Okay. At least gimme her digits, bro. Is she still up right now?

[Anonymous No.18871077]

>>18871076
07780121 fucking do one

[Anonymous No.18871099]

>>18871077
Ayyy my man. Gimme some pointers. What does she like? I'm tryina impress.

[Anonymous No.18871143]

drink almost exclusively milk when available

[Anonymous No.18871155]

>>18871143
What kind of milk? Or are you just a milk monster and guzzle any and all milk available? Pilk fan?

[Anonymous No.18871176]

if applesauce is present I'll dip anything into it because it's a habit from childhood that never went away
I haven't had it in years but I'd probably still do it if given the opportunity

[Anonymous No.18871179]

>>18871176
Get some tommorow and find out for all of us.

[Anonymous No.18871259]

>>18871176
Holy shit dude you made me remember my dry pretzel/applesauce combo from childhood. Holy kino.

[Anonymous No.18871263]

I mix ranch dressing with hot sauce and then I drink about a double shots worth straight up

[Anonymous No.18871268]

>>18871263
Can you film yourself doing that and put it on tiktok?

Also post wrist.

[Anonymous No.18871274]

>>18870257
I keep trying to make good sweet potato fries in the oven, after 11pm, without buying an appropriate wire rack, and without using oil.

[Anonymous No.18871364]

>>18870257
I like to let the chocolate coating melt away in mouth before chewing up the peanut butter center.

[Anonymous No.18871368]

>>18871364
This is just based.

>>18871274
Man the HECK UP and do what you know you need to do to succeed, brother.

[Anonymous No.18871374]

>>18870893
Doesn't make it any less autistic tho

[Anonymous No.18871377]

>>18870805
The mist is flamable, try with lighter for family fun

[Anonymous No.18871379]

>>18870257
I eat the veggies first before proceeding to the good part of the meal

[Anonymous No.18871384]

>>18871377
I used to do this as a kid. It does catch fire, but
it also fizzles as though it's reluctant to burn. It makes a cool sound if you listen closely

[Anonymous No.18871388]

>>18871368
Good point... Im going to bed.

[Anonymous No.18871464]

I eat plain croissants from the packet.

[Anonymous No.18871524]

>>18870257
I also do this. As I said in another thread, I'll also drink soy sauce and fish sauce on their own.

[Anonymous No.18871537]

>>18871384
If you listen carefully you can learn a lot about the world.

[Anonymous No.18871606]

>>18870257
- eating dry oats from the package with a spoon
- sorting all the ingredients of a dish apart into little mountains while eating, then trying out all possible combinations (I only do this when eating alone though)
- eating non asian food with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.18871621]

I eat all fruit with its skin. watermelons, mangoes, kiwis, bananas, oranges, avocados, etc

[Anonymous No.18872311]

>>18871621
In my elementary school there was a nearly non verbal autistic kid who would eat bananas and oranges with the peel still on them.

[Anonymous No.18872333]

I like eating pasta sauce on it's own, just spoon that shit into my mouth.

[Anonymous No.18872375]

>>18871056
Yea, pure pesticide maybe, enjoy your cancer.

[Anonymous No.18872384]

>>18870902
What's your process now?

[Anonymous No.18872415]

>>18872384
I'm the guy with the $1k Japanese rice cooker if you've followed any of the rice cooking threads. I order top quality rice from a store in NYC that stores the rice in a temp/humidity controlled environment and mills it right before shipping it out. I also filter my water using binchotan charcoal because I've gotten to the point where my well water is the limiting factor in terms of flavor.

My next step is getting a traditional hagama and cooking my rice over a wood fire...

>>18872375
He obviously buys organic bell peppers, please...

[Anonymous No.18872424]

>>18872415
>I go to extreme lengths to make the absolute best rice I possibly can
>uses a rice cooker

[Anonymous No.18872451]

>>18872424
My research led me to discover this perfect recipe for short grain rice, but my rice cooker actually does a better job. My old zoji didn't, but this one does.

1. Weigh rice on scale note weight.
2. Rinse rice with copious amounts of room temp to cold water until water runs semi clear to clear. The more the better
3. Place rice in bowl and cover with 2-3 inches of filtered water. Wait 30 minutes or until rice appears opaque and crumbles easily when pressed between fingers.
4. Drain rice by placing in a strainer and let stand in strainer for 25 minutes.
5. Place equal parts rice and filtered water in a high walled pot. Cover rice.
6. Put heat on max temp and start a timer.
7. Once steam starts coming out of pot or water starts boiling turn heat to 2-3 or very low and cook for how long it took to reach boil.
8. Once time is up turn off heat and let sit for 15 minutes without touching.
9. Fluff rice with plastic or wooden rice scoop. Serve.

[Anonymous No.18872461]

>>18872424
Also my rice cooker is all in moonrunes.

[Anonymous No.18872470]

>>18870257
You eat dried spaghetti, not raw spaghetti.

Incidentally, my autism is being a pedant.

[Anonymous No.18872682]

>>18872451
>it takes him at least an hour and a half to cook rice

[Anonymous No.18872703]

>>18872415
>>18870902
this guy is the most based poster on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18872761]

>>18872682
Time is of no matter when the goal is excellent rice. My rice cooker reduced the time down to 66 minutes, which is pretty nice.

>>18872703
I got you on a bowl of rice sometime, bro. Hah.

[Anonymous No.18872956]

>>18871379
Thats probably good for your tummy

[Anonymous No.18872976]

>>18872415
Man I bet you make some good rice

[Anonymous No.18873543]

I put the whole kilogram of pan de cristal dough in my dutch oven to see what would happen.
It's actually not bad, but when you cut it it sheds crumbs like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.18873549]

>>18872976
I try. It's a continuous work in progress. Finding a really grear hagama is my greatest challenge yet.

>>18873543
Is that the super airy dough? Do you have crumb shot?

[Anonymous No.18873561]

>>18872470
Dried spag is raw though

[Anonymous No.18873585]

>>18873549
12oz can for scale

[Anonymous No.18873617]

This is how it's supposed to look if you do it like a sane person.

[Anonymous No.18873628]

>>18870257
Whenever I used to a visit a friend back in elementary school he had a stash of raw instant ramen he would eat as a snack which he was hiding from his parents

[Anonymous No.18873835]

>>18870257
I didn't take the vaccines because statistically I didn't need to and parliament being exempt was a huge red flag. I'm Australian.

[Anonymous No.18873923]

>>18873617
Looks like you made more delicious ciabatta. I've seen some crystal bread that had a mich more open crumb than that. Do you go for a balance?

>>18873835
There were 5000000 red flags. I wish my friends and family listened. When rachel madcow was saying muh trumpvaxx my mom wasn't going to take it and then the narrative shifted and of course my whole family took the ticket. Dissapointing, but they are all adults making their own decisions.

[Anonymous No.18874071]

>be younger
>stocking shelves with coworker
>he wasn't the brightest but i loved talking with him
>we start talking about beef jerky, as you would
>he mentions how the little seasoning packet that they come with tastes nasty as fuck
>my faces when
I had known him for a long time; he was 100% not joking. I hope you're doing alright, James.

[Anonymous No.18874178]

>>18873923
I only figured out how to make bread that isn't a brick last week. I'm making this up as I go.

[Anonymous No.18874206]

>>18872451
>it's the rice recipe anon again
I remember you from the stove top vs rice machine thread, I still haven't tried your stove top recipe and I still think my native asian ancestors won't forgive me for using the western technique of a fucking strainer to strain the rice

[Anonymous No.18874243]

>>18874206
You use the strainer to let the rice drip dry. Get one of those bamboo rice strainers if you must. You will bring honor to your name with the quality of rice you make.

>>18874178
Nice work. That crust looks amazing on your bread. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.18874256]

>>18874243
>Get one of those bamboo rice strainers if you must.
huh, I forgot strainers were also made of bamboo. I have dishonored my family name
>You will bring honor to your name with the quality of rice you make.
for real though, my family will absolutely judge your personality based on your quality of rice, being a hapa is weird

[Anonymous No.18874280]

>>18872311

[Anonymous No.18874293]

>>18872415
>I also filter my water using binchotan charcoal because I've gotten to the point where my well water is the limiting factor in terms of flavor.

[Anonymous No.18874295]

>>18871176
My mom does this with italian sausages

[Anonymous No.18874296]

>>18874256
If you do try the recipe, which you should, and are going to make it for your family, you should use nice bottled water for the final rinse, soak, and cooking water. It will make a difference if you got really good short grain rice.

The bamboo(cheaper) or binchotan(cooler) charcoal for water purification works as well as I remembered it to. It gives the water a sweet, and pure taste. Very cool. I use the water to dilute booze as well and it's great.

And if you do make it please let me know how it turns out!

[Anonymous No.18874348]

>>18873585
That looks like it'd make an out-of-this-world bread pudding.

[Anonymous No.18874466]

>>18874243
Thanks!
>>18874348
>Bread pudding
Interesting. We ended up dipping it in soup. I also made a pb&j with it. I might make it that way again, but I did it normal flat bread style because I need to make lunch tomorrow morning.
Maybe I'll try a bread pudding next weekend. Thanks for the idea!

[Anonymous No.18874474]

>>18871176
>>18871259
>>18874295
Are you by any amount Jewish? Because using an apple based sauce is Jewish
>t. dated a Jewish girl and learned about latkes and applesauce dip, a Hannukah tradition

[Anonymous No.18874522]

I like dipping pretzels into sweet ice tea and eating/drinking the combo

[Anonymous No.18874535]

>>18870257
I eat tortillas with rectangular cheese when very hungry.
>T. Actual spic with potassium deficiencies.

[Anonymous No.18874623]

>>18870805
Don’t everyone does this?

[Anonymous No.18874629]

I leave the tap running while doing the dishes. I waste an insane amount of water.

[Anonymous No.18874638]

>>18870805
>>18874623
If you put thebpeels in your garbagd disposal it makes the kitchen smellcreally nice. :D

>>18874629
Yeah gotta keep the hot water ripping.

[Anonymous No.18874658]

>>18870257
I like microwaving candy. Stuff like fruit chews, sour patch kids, starburst, etc

[Anonymous No.18874661]

>>18874658
What does that do? Just warm them?

[Anonymous No.18874716]

I’m a guy. When I eat bananas in public instead of eating it like I’m giving a blow job I break up the banana with my hand into smaller and more manageable pieces.

I think this started when I was at school, I was sitting with 2 girls that I was flirting with. I had a banana and both girls were paying very close attention to me peeling it, like they wanted to see me eat the banana. I really didn’t feel like giving them a show or acting gay or I just broke up the banana with my hand. The disappointed look on these girls faces were unreal. And you say girls aren’t perverted? I shouldn’t be so self conscious about this but it’s better to be safe than sorry so I still eat it like this every time

[Anonymous No.18874750]

>>18874716
They were waiting for you to say, "you look awfully interested in my banana. Want to have a taste?"

[Anonymous No.18874875]

>>18872415
>>18872451
>>18872761

39. We use the term “surrogate activity” to designate an activity that is directed toward an artificial goal that people set up for themselves merely in order to have some goal to work toward, or let us say, merely for the sake of the “fulfillment” that they get from pursuing the goal. Here is a rule of thumb for the identification of surrogate activities. Given a person who devotes much time and energy to the pursuit of goal X, ask yourself this: If he had to devote most of his time and energy to satisfying his biological needs, and if that effort required him to use his physical and mental faculties in a varied and interesting way, would he feel seriously deprived because he did not attain goal X? If the answer is no, then the person’s pursuit of goal X is a surrogate activity. Hirohito’s studies in marine biology clearly constituted a surrogate activity, since it is pretty certain that if Hirohito had had to spend his time working at interesting non-scientific tasks in order to obtain the necessities of life, he would not have felt deprived because he didn’t know all about the anatomy and life-cycles of marine animals. On the other hand the pursuit of sex and love (for example) is not a surrogate activity, because most people, even if their existence were otherwise satisfactory, would feel deprived if they passed their lives without ever having a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. (But pursuit of an excessive amount of sex, more than one really needs, can be a surrogate activity.)

[Anonymous No.18874891]

>>18870257
I eat shrimps and prawns whole, with shell, tail and head

[Anonymous No.18874893]

>>18874891
Do you enjoy the gritty poops?

[Anonymous No.18874899]

>>18874893
i like it when the poops tickly my bunghole on the way out

usually from eating too much popcorn

[Anonymous No.18874923]

>>18874899
No, the shrimpies poopers. When you eat them whole!

[Anonymous No.18874941]

>>18874875
And? I'm not an animal solely focused on not dying so I can spread my genetic information as prolifically as possible. I enjoy my pointless hobbies because they bring me joy. This world and life has so many beautiful things to experience if you put the work in, bud. Just look at me, I have a largely played up obsession over making the best rice I possibly can. How simple, but it brings your fellow human such joy!

I'm talking to this cute hapa and we have really bonded over our love for rice. She hasn't even tried it yet, but I imagine she's going to be hungry for something else after I feed her right, lmao.

[Anonymous No.18875117]

I unironically eat my smegma and pimple pus, people say its gross but i dont see a problem with it since its my own body

[Anonymous No.18875473]

>>18874293
so kawaii!!! binchotan is so cute~

[Anonymous No.18875480]

>>18874716
>>18874750

[Anonymous No.18875548]

>>18870257
so do I. also raw flour and any food stuffs you drop on the floor

[Anonymous No.18876206]

>>18874071
Imagine my shock when I found out the little preservative packets don’t actually kill you in small doses, they just make your stomach hurt for a little bit. This isn’t from trying it myself though.

[Anonymous No.18876628]

I dissect french fries with my teeth
Sometimes I suck out the guts to turn it into a flimsy straw

[Anonymous No.18876643]

>>18870893
>op was the first person to eat raw spaggetti

[Anonymous No.18876645]

>>18871038
go to work, matt

[Anonymous No.18876655]

>>18871621
are you going to sit here and tell me you eat fucking pineapple though the skin?

[Anonymous No.18876660]

>>18872333
this but carbonara sauce
also nice 3trips

[Anonymous No.18876667]

>>18870257
>raw spaghetti
Disgusting, raw instant ramen is far better.

[Anonymous No.18876671]

>>18872311
>yall ever say 'fuck it'

[Anonymous No.18876675]

>>18874716
> And you say girls aren’t perverted
only people who dont know any girls think this

[Anonymous No.18876813]

>>18871056
i'm gonna start selling canned artisan bell pepper air to west coast jews

[Anonymous No.18876817]

>>18874295
This pisses me off but at the same time it sounds pretty good/

[Anonymous No.18876823]

>>18871379
based and same
It makes sense, cold cooked vegetables are far worse than cold meats/starches

[Anonymous No.18876826]

>>18871621
>>18872311
mmm pesticides

[Anonymous No.18876841]

>>18870257
I wash my hands every time I touch raw meat

[Anonymous No.18876859]

>>18874875
Ted was right but he treated it as a societal problem instead of an unavoidable consequence of human nature. Midwit faggot should have read Camus instead of blowing up postal workers.

[Anonymous No.18876864]

>>18875117
It's not though, pus is largely comprised of dead bacterial cytoplasm.

[Anonymous No.18877005]

>>18874875
>having hobbies is...LE BAD!

[Anonymous No.18878429]

>>18876859
>Blowing up postal workers
He was probably framed.

[Anonymous No.18878621]

>>18870893
every little thing has to have some gay name huh?

[Anonymous No.18878764]

>>18871263
dude fuck yes. try frank's red hot buffalo and kraft ranch mixed. it tastes so fucking good. i fill an opaque water bottle full every morning before work and sip on it through out the day. My current ratio is about 60 ranch/40 hot sauce. What's yours anon?

[Anonymous No.18878771]

>>18870893
Huh, interesting

[Anonymous No.18878779]

>>18878764
That's a lot of Sneed oils

[Anonymous No.18878816]

>>18877005
Yes. Internalize that.

[Anonymous No.18879210]

>>18870805
I chew them so I eat the oil

[Anonymous No.18879249]

>>18872682
Waiting for an hour isn't really "cooking time"

[Anonymous No.18879321]

>>18871176
bites of pork chop dipped in applesauce is the best

[Anonymous No.18880291]

While cooking, I use the fewest amount of pots/pans as possible.
I hate stacking dirty dishes while cooking because I hate the look of a mound of pots protruding from the sink, so while I'm cooking I frantically hop back and forth to the sink, so I'm doing the dishes WHILE cooking.
Its very satisfying because by the time I finish cooking, I have 0 dishes to worry about.

[Anonymous No.18880339]

>>18872461
You could run a damp cloth over that display once in a while you know

[Anonymous No.18880375]

>>18880291
I do that as well but its not as insane as you make it sound.
Lots of cooking you dont need to be fucking with it every 2 seconds so you can take a minute to wash a pot or mixing bowl as you make dinner.
I agree its the best thing ever to just have to put away leftovers and wash maybe one bowl after eating, particularly if you arent eating with or cooking for others that will do the cleaning.
aka cook doesnt clean up really (at least that is how it is in my family)

[Anonymous No.18880434]

>>18880339
Yes. It is clean now. I left the dust as proof I actually own the machine.

[Anonymous No.18880445]

>>18878816
I see you're out there living that hard life on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18880599]

>>18880434
>I left the dust as proof I actually own the machine.
I want to criticize you but... I know how 4chan is so lmfao

[Anonymous No.18880635]

>>18874661
Yeh, plus it makes them nice and gooey!

[Anonymous No.18880793]

>>18874474
no but I look and act like one and also eat latkes during hannukah and on my birthday because they're based
I should've changed my name and got into acting, they never would've known

[Anonymous No.18880805]

When I cook carrots I scrub them thoroughly under water with a little veggie brush even tho I’m gonna peel them

[Anonymous No.18880811]

>>18870257
I like to buy large uncut loafs of bread. Then If I get hungry and don't feel like cooking I will pretend I am a medieval peasant and that bread is a staple of my diet. I will take large chunks of said bread and either olive oil or butter and eat unhealthy portions of bread as if its the only thing I have to eat.

[Anonymous No.18881135]

>>18880811
>I like to buy large uncut loafs of bread. Then If I get hungry and don't feel like cooking I will pretend I am a medieval peasant and that bread is a staple of my diet. I will take large chunks of said bread and either olive oil or butter and eat unhealthy portions of bread as if its the only thing I have to eat.
Anon, that is just called being Italian

[Anonymous No.18881167]

>>18881135
Very satisfying if the bread is great.

[Anonymous No.18881282]

>>18870257
I like eating raw bacon

[Anonymous No.18881303]

>>18872415
nice post

[Anonymous No.18882022]

>>18870257
Doesn't that swell up in your stomach and make you throw up?

[Anonymous No.18882033]

>>18870805
The heat of the peal evaporates the oil.

[Anonymous No.18882278]

i drink coffee almost exclusively after dinner
i love it black, its like a dessert for me

[Anonymous No.18882300]

>>18870909
This actually sounds good. I'll try it next time

[Anonymous No.18882412]

>>18882022
I used to drink steak sauce as a kid, my stomach is autistic

[Anonymous No.18882430]

>>18882278
thats a normal thing

[Anonymous No.18882456]

>>18882430
Yeah! For GERIATRICS! LMAO!

[Anonymous No.18882731]

>>18870909
I had chick fil a catered at my office and that was a menu item, they had chicken nuggets served in little busicuts as sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.18882782]

>>18876859
Midwit? No. Faggot? Probably.

[Anonymous No.18882795]

I fill up a bowl with these buffalo pretzel pieces, pour a copious amount of ranch dressing over them, and then I eat it with a spoon like cereal.

[Anonymous No.18882798]

>>18872451
>all that and he fluffs with a PLASTIC spoon
fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.18882916]

>>18882795
I thought I was the only one, although I prefer sour cream

[Anonymous No.18882929]

>>18882798
Metal utensils damage the rice. I meant a plastic rice scoop like this you goofball.

How about you try my recipe on some short grain rice and report back?

[Anonymous No.18883010]

>>18882929
wood, you rice-ruining shitter
WOOD ONLY

[Anonymous No.18883044]

Whenever i have almonds (raw unsalted always), i pack a bunch of them in one cheek at once
I then wait 10 or so minutes for my saliva to soften them before i transfer them one by one to the other side of my mouth where i crack them down the middle and eat each half on its own w

[Anonymous No.18883050]

>>18883010
That rice scoop came with a rice cooker more expensive than the clapped out 1998 honda civic you commute to your job at mcdonalds with. Think they'd provide a wooden one if plastic ruined the rice?

With that said, yeah the best scoop is wooden. Hand made and folded 1000x times. Another minor improvement to my rice making just need to find the absolute best scoop made in nipland.

[Anonymous No.18883317]

>>18870257
When I get sick, the only food that becomes palatable to me is biscoff cookies.

[Anonymous No.18883322]

>>18883317
woman detected

cookies? really?

[Anonymous No.18883327]

>>18883322
Yes, like the ones you get on an airline.

[Anonymous No.18883330]

I eat al dente spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18883339]

>>18883330
A normal person finally.

[Anonymous No.18883342]

>>18871263
Better than drinking it on the rocks I guess

[Anonymous No.18883360]

>>18874474
Jidf agents post here. Of course there are Jewish people among us.

[Anonymous No.18883377]

>>18872415
Here I thought I was cool for spending $700 on my Platinum bottom rice cooker. I also use reverse osmosis filtered water.

[Anonymous No.18883449]

>>18870257
I throw a sweet potato into the fire every day. The smell from breaking it's blackened skin pairs wonderfully with it's flavor.

[Anonymous No.18883480]

>>18870257
when I eat bread (or even other foods but particularly bread) i like taking small parts with my hands then I put them in my mouth,i usually do this instead of bitting off a piece of the bread

[Anonymous No.18883491]

>>18883480
That is very common in cultures that don't use utensils, they use pieces of bread to scoop other food.

[Anonymous No.18883497]

>>18870805
Then I lick the skin
Tastes a bit sweet then becomes bitter with an orange aftertaste

[Anonymous No.18883510]

>>18883491
I didn't knew this when I was a kid,and some faggot uncle or someone from my family was like "why are you eating the bread like that?" with a weird facial expression lol

[Anonymous No.18883518]

>>18883510
I suppose it's a special pleasure to tear fresh warm bread and eat it piece by piece, and many people do that.

[Anonymous No.18883529]

>>18883480
>>18883491
>>18883510
>>18883518
I LOVEd doing that with small, single patty, fast food burgers. You can tear a piece off then dunk it in sauce. It's been a long ass time since I have had fast food burgers, but the thought makes me want to rip apart some burgers.

[Anonymous No.18883610]

>>18871033
>checked
Deadass eatin' motherfucker

[Anonymous No.18883642]

>>18870257
I drink milk with ice cubes.

[Anonymous No.18883665]

>>18875117
>I'm a MEEGAN
You fucking people can't even get one sentence out before letting everyone know about your goofy eating habits.
>uhhhng, I ONLY eat free range scabs...
get stuffed, faggot

[Anonymous No.18883673]

>>18878779
>Imagine the fatty deposits in their livers

[Anonymous No.18883690]

>>18880434
>phonefagging
There is an app for translating in real time--Those mysteries could be solved, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18883693]

>>18870257
People who eat spaghetti and pedophiles

[Anonymous No.18883747]

>>18870257
i dont like to use any plates for food

[Anonymous No.18883995]

>>18872415
>rice cooker
>best rice
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18884194]

>>18883995

Sometimes it's nice to just cram in your few cups of rice and cook while you wait for it to be ready. I'll do this when I make Japanese Curry or something like that. I'll use two to three cups and a few tablespoons of black rice which turns my rice purple.

[Anonymous No.18884199]

I bite all the chocolate off first, then eat the ice cream.

[Anonymous No.18884201]

>>18874716
This one takes it. Youre the autistic king my friend.

[Anonymous No.18884312]

>>18883995
You're legitimately stupid.
Why?
It appears you cannot read properly.

[Anonymous No.18884315]

>>18884199
is there any other way?

[Anonymous No.18884321]

>>18870257
based KetoGawd

[Anonymous No.18884482]

>>18870257
I will never say a dish containing fish is good, on principle. Because fish are simply not good food.

[Anonymous No.18885187]

>>18884199
But I thought the chocolate kept the icecream in Magnum shape? Wouldn't the icecream just start falling off the stick if you didn't eat it quick?

I like to eat all the ice-cream inside without damaging the chocolate besides the top for access.

[Anonymous No.18885285]

While I eat a burger I try to make it as square as possible and if I eat square burgers I try to make them round.

[Anonymous No.18885957]

>>18870257
Based raw spaghetti eater. Love that shit, glad to know I'm not alone lol

[Anonymous No.18886070]

>>18871364
do this with all chocolate

[Anonymous No.18887444]

>>18885285
Do you cut square burgers to make round? Or do you shape them? If you shape them, could you share your process?