Shitty beer

[Anonymous No.18852396]

What can I do with shitty beer (while retaining innebriative effect) to make it less like pisswater?

Whats a mixed drink that works with beer?

[Anonymous No.18852405]

>>18852396
Chug it

Make a beer bong and use that

[Anonymous No.18852407]

>>18852396
>Whats a mixed drink that works with beer?

Radler
Its surprisingly good

[Anonymous No.18852408]

>>18852396
Pouring a shot of whiskey in beer (boilermaker) unironically makes shitty beer and shitty whiskey both taste much better. Still nowhere near as good as good beer or good whiskey, but remarkably passable.

[Anonymous No.18852423]

>>18852407
>Radler
just tried it, part bear part soda,
very half decent, thanks.
threads over guys.

[Anonymous No.18852492]

>>18852396
i think your nasty attitude is souring your beverage experience
don't use adjectives like shit and piss when thinking about food+drink you dont like

[Anonymous No.18852503]

lime cordial in beer

or you can try to make a michelada but a lot of people don tlike them

[Anonymous No.18852504]

>>18852396
fanta

[Anonymous No.18852506]

>>18852503
or rather just chelada, not michelada

[Anonymous No.18852519]

>>18852492
>>18852492
What can I do with *subpar* beer to make it less like *a subpar drink*?

is that better?

[Anonymous No.18852576]

>>18852519
how many do you have?
there are a few beer cocktails you can experiment
beergharita is great if you have the ice
there is already mention of radler, but many countries have a version of this - uk it is shandy and their version of lemonade (closer to sprite but not sprite), or panache the french variation. and variation of whether it is a dash or 50/50 mix with lemon soda
Flaming Dr Pepper - 151 bacardi topping a shot of amaretto light on fire, dropped into a beer like a boilermaker would
Snakebite - beer and cider mixed 5050, often coloured with blackcurrent cordial

my favorite of all is Porchclimber - best if you have a whole case of beer, and other booze and a group you you will get drunk. its a type of jungle juice. beer, liquor, and soft drink/lemonade mixed in a big punch

[Anonymous No.18852730]

>>18852576
I kinda already got my answer with radler and already mixed my heineken with coke and im suprised I didnt think of that. Maybe I assumed THat its more of a neutral to sweetish alcohol mixure, but im happily suprised that it complements the beer taste well and takes off the bitter edge. Makes sense in retrospect. I have 2 cans left, But I got my answer.

[Anonymous No.18853060]

mix amaretto and beer to make it taste like Dr Pepper. you can also add rum if you want

[Anonymous No.18853155]

>>18852396
Michelada

>tabasco sauce
>so y sauce
>worcestershire sauce
>maggi sauce
>lemon juice
>can add clamato

[Anonymous No.18853283]

>>18853060
can i have the cans that didnt have an ass pressed into the lid

[Anonymous No.18853298]

>>18853283
I'll take the cans that had girl ass pressed into them.

[Anonymous No.18853307]

Make a tequila drink and top it with beer. I did it with a tequila old fashioned and it was pretty good

[Anonymous No.18854456]

>>18853283
I want the exact one that's below her vagina. I'll donate the other 11

[Anonymous No.18854460]

>>18852396
I like adding 1/4th coke red bull ginger ale or any soda really to my beers sometimes sometimes i do half half. btw I don't think heineken is that bad. where are you from anon that you call this pisswater?

[Anonymous No.18854472]

>>18852506
michelada made right is extremely satisfying. You got to add enough fresh lime juice and i like to use an ice beer so it will get you drunk. Only add a few drops of Worcestershire. A lot of people add way too much Clamato. you only need a few ounces

[Anonymous No.18854485]

>>18852423
>part bear part soda
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.18854498]

>>18854472

[Anonymous No.18854522]

>>18852396
>Whats a mixed drink that works with beer?
Whiskey.
Maybe skip the beer.

[Anonymous No.18854529]

>>18852408
>shitty whiskey
I once bought the cheapest shit I could find an the liquor store, just to try out rock-bottom.
It was called something like "Senator" something or other.
Went down like Vaseline, tasted meh, not nasty.

[Anonymous No.18854711]

>>18852504
Don't ya wanta wanta~~

[Anonymous No.18854732]

>>18854485
please dont tell me you have never tried the gaminess of bear stake paired with the sweatness of soda anon? Its like made to be.

[Anonymous No.18854745]

just dont drink it, beer is straight shit

[Anonymous No.18854782]

>>18852396
Whiskey, use the beer as a chaser for your black commando

[Anonymous No.18854827]

>>18852396
I understand your frustration, I got a big box of coors banquet beers over the holidays and its so bad I still havent finished it off.

[Anonymous No.18854832]

>>18854827
It's so bad that I forgot the picture

[Anonymous No.18854905]

>>18854827
Shit taste, fuck you

[Anonymous No.18854910]

>>18852396
Slap it in a bloody mary.

[Anonymous No.18854930]

>>18852396
Lemonade. Make shandy

[Anonymous No.18854931]

>>18854905
where is this tards handler at?

[Anonymous No.18854952]

>>18854827
>>18854832
I've only ever had it in glass. I wonder if that makes a big difference since they don't pasteurize it in plastic lined cans.

[Anonymous No.18855035]

>>18852396
Some people swear by anglostura bitter. I haven't tried it myself but I could see how it would make a cheap macro taste like a mock hoppy pilsner or something.

[Anonymous No.18855042]

>>18852396
Amer bier

[Anonymous No.18855061]

>>18852396
take a sip, top off with orange juice

nectar of the gods. nothing is more refreshing.

aka beermosa or brass monkey (often malt liquor)

[Anonymous No.18855373]

sometimes I'll get a plastic cup and just pour a bit of this into each beer.

[Anonymous No.18855376]

Try a brass monkey! Just beer + orange juice. Also heard it referred to as a "manmosa" lol. Honestly, a lot better than I expected, and it seems like shitty cheap beers tend to work best for it, Mickey's malt liquor in particular worked really fuckin well.

[Anonymous No.18855848]

>>18852396
use it to make batter for fish and chips :)

[Anonymous No.18855927]

>>18853060
Built for DP.

[Anonymous No.18855982]

>>18852423
>part bear part soda
Cola-r Bear

[Anonymous No.18856275]

>>18852396
Stop buying shitty beer or stop drinking beer generally

[Anonymous No.18857181]

>>18854827
>>18854832
this shit is delicious fuck you. you haven't had bad if you think it is

[Anonymous No.18858038]

>>18857181
Not him, but Coors is a lot like Miller. It seems like it's somewhere half-way between beer and water. It lacks flavor and "mouth-feel".

[Anonymous No.18858066]

>>18852396
try a scoop of this

[Anonymous No.18858091]

>>18857181
Yeah delicious for homosexuals who like sucking cum

[Anonymous No.18858106]

>>18858066
>try a scoop of this
If you drink "Mexican Blondes", yeah sure.
So sorry you drink beer from such a low latitude that hops won't grow.
Drink some northern latitude beers, you'll feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.18859382]

>>18858106
yeah I mixed frozen limeade concentrate with IPA all the time when I drank goes great with hops

[Anonymous No.18859412]

>>18859382
OK, my bad.
I assumed you were mixing it with Corona or similar pisswater.
So sorry, carry on.