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18851466 No.18851466 [Reply] [Original]

Why did you guys never tell me that keto gives you superpowers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigu_(grain_avoidance)
>Therefore, by giving up starches one can become immune to weapons, exorcize demons, neutralize poisons, and cure illnesses. On entering a mountain, he can render savage beasts harmless. When he crosses streams, no harm will be done to him by dragons. There will be no fear when plague strikes; and when a crisis or difficulty suddenly arises, you will know how to cope with it.

>> No.18851477

Bro I've been feeling so good since I've gone low carb and started doing fasts. Never got vaxxed either. God I cum so hard nowadays

>> No.18851500

Hair loss, reddit browsing, and muscle atrophy are superpowers nowadays?

>> No.18851503

>>18851466
So you're a faggot that needs to justify it's bullshit diet? How stupid can you be?

>> No.18851515

>>18851466
Grain is slave food

>> No.18851525

>>18851500
My hair is thicker and grows faster but I started taking some collagen powder. Muscles thicker too I wasn't hitting my protein macro target previously. The reddit thing seems like projection to me since I think they're more vegans there I dunno. Don't they think eating meat is racist or something?

>> No.18851529

I used to avoid grain on keto, then I went carnivore, then my wife left me. Now I can barely hold a shit for 10 minutes because my body is working perfectly. Ended up lopping my penis off and started wearing dresses. Orange underwear are really cute when you still have a penis.
Thank you carnivore diet, frank tufano is my best friend (buy his supplements). Fucking vegans!

>> No.18851537

>>18851466
I like meat grown with hormones as much as the next shemale but have you looked at the oestrogen used in pesticides?

>> No.18851542

>>18851529
LOL

>> No.18851605

Keto is based. I'd rather eat grain filtered through a cow than eat grain aka the primordial goyslop.

Meat, eggs, fish, cheese and a cruciferous veggie here or there is the real human food.

>> No.18851719

>The "cutting off" of grains, which were the basic staple food for the peasants, was also a rejection of their sedentary life and the peasant condition as such. This refusal should not solely be interpreted in the light of the miseries endured by farmers, but also in a much more fundamental way. Agriculture has occasioned, since Neolithic times, a radical break with the way of life that prevailed for almost the entire prehistory of humankind. Agriculture has also been the main culprit of the imbalances of human civilization over the last ten thousand years or so: the systematic destruction of the natural environment, overpopulation, capitalization, and other evils that result from sedentariness.
Huh.

>> No.18851721

>>18851466
Eating too much saturated fats and red meats gives you heart problems and ass cancer.

>> No.18851940

>>18851466
>There will be no fear when plague strikes; and when a crisis or difficulty suddenly arises, you will know how to cope with it.
That's why ketochads coasted through corona while vegirns literally killed themselves

>> No.18851985

Keto was expensive 2 years ago, I cant imagine what a normal desirable keto meal budget is with todays inflated prices
Sure you can limit yourself to drinking whey milkshakes for your nutrient needs but its not fun
keto needs to be fun

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>> No.18852079

>>18851985
>whey milkshakes
Bruh do you know how much sugar that has?!

>> No.18852099

>>18852079
whey has no carbs and milk has negligible amounts

>> No.18852119

>>18851985
I just steal butter, eggs and meat in the store I work in, simple as

>> No.18852129

>>18852099
Whey and milk have about 5g sugar per 100g, way too much

>> No.18852151

>>18852129
not really