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What would a sad meal contain?

>> No.18847149

>>18847147
Overcooked clams.

>> No.18847152

>>18847147
eggplant and natto

>> No.18847154

>>18847147
a empty toy bag and an apple core

>> No.18847155

All the same food as a Happy Meal but the person ordering it is single, over 30 and has no kids.

>> No.18847165

>>18847147
A gun

>> No.18847166

same thing just depends on your mood

>> No.18847184

>>18847147
insulin and a needle

>> No.18847313

A dead kitten.

>> No.18847316

Filet-o-fish, apple slices, milk.

>> No.18847320

>>18847147
burger with no cheese or dressing
apple cut into fries shape
grilled chicken "nugs"
orangade, no sugar
plain low fat yogurth

>> No.18847322

>>18847316
thats not an unhappy meal thats just a weird kid meal

>> No.18847324

>>18847147
Coupons for Burger King

>> No.18847333

>>18847322
Go ahead and order it, see if it stays down for long.

>> No.18847399

>>18847324
Kek.

>> No.18847416

>>18847147
1 frozen hungry man dinner

>> No.18847417

>>18847147
instead of a toy it comes with reddit gold

>> No.18847437

burger bun with just the slightly warm and wet lettuce, most of which fell out. one onion piece. one pickle. $4.99

>> No.18847443

>>18847333
ive literally had that before but instead of milk i got a banananannanana milkshake

>> No.18847448

this question is from reddit, isn’t it

>> No.18847449

a sad meal is when you walk past maccas and a chav throws their finished bag of rubbish at you and a half-drank strawberry milkshake that splatters your face hair and clothes out of their VW golf

>> No.18847471

>>18847147
A regular "happy meal"

>> No.18847964

>>18847147
My attempt at takoyaki.

>> No.18847973

a handle of cheap vodka

>> No.18847984

>>18847147
Same as a regular happy meal but it’s most disappointing counterparts
Fries? Soggy and cold
Nuggets? Never a good shape and slightly burnt so eating them sucks
Toy? It’s miniature homework worksheet for math
Drink? Sprite but the carbonation is fucked

>> No.18848059

>>18847448
I think it’s from quiplash

>> No.18849038

>>18847147
British food.

>> No.18849049

air

>> No.18849050

>>18847147
Cold McDonald fries and a burger using two bottom buns.

>> No.18849059

>>18847147
A Whopper, hehehe

>> No.18849120

>>18847147
Kraft Dinner ruined with canned tuna and peas

>> No.18849136

>>18847964
Show us please anon

>> No.18849253

>>18847147
Fore real I you went to an angry burgers restaurant and asked fore exter pickle and was told no exters you get what thay serve no options burger Pepsi fries very limited menu the food was good.walk in bam food no weighting 5 minets the guy in front of you to get his fish sandwich or fore the lady in front of you to get more ketchup .when you only have 5 minets to get food angry burgers was the place to go all thair food was fresh.

>> No.18849255

>>18847147
Mushy pasta with a side of lukewarm lowfat milk.

>> No.18851285
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>>18847147

>> No.18851338

>>18847147
A little, miniature clone of you that begs for death. If you swing his body against the table hard enough he’ll vomit out a coupon for a free drink.

>> No.18851482

>>18851285
I'd get it for the knife to keep as a souvenir.

>> No.18852448

>>18847320
this sounds great tbqh

>> No.18852457

>>18847147
a whopper and shitty BK fries

>> No.18852604

Round meal

>> No.18852625

>>18847147
The same as a happy meal, but everything has a noticeable bite out of it. Including the drink.

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>cold cheese sandwich
>unexpected bill

>> No.18852721 [DELETED] 

my life on a sesame seed bun

>> No.18852914

I’m not sure op, but I’ll tell you a visit I had at my local McDonald I had not long ago.


I finally arrived at my local McDonalds restaurant last night around 9:30, and this particular McDonalds was closing at 10 for a routine 'deep clean' of the lobby. I ordered my usual: One McGriddle and one McChicken, no mayo.
I took my seat in the booth and began work dabbing the grease from my sausage with a napkin. Simon, the McDonalds manager, noticed and said he did the same thing. Asking where I had picked up the habit, I made some mention of having learnt the trick from my Grandfather. Simon sighed, sat himself in the booth next to me, and leaned on my arm: it appears as though I had touched upon one of Simons tender points.
He spoke of his sisters approaching nuptials; from whence he made several digressions upon the character of womankind, touched a little upon the tender passion, and made sundry very excellent, though rather trite, observations upon disappointments in love. It was evident that he had something on his mind which he wished to impart, but felt awkward in approaching it. Simon made a pause, pulled up a tuft of napkins from the dispenser, threw them one by one over his shoulder, and at length, turning somewhat abruptly upon me, asked me if I had ever been in love. I confess the question startled me a little, as I am not over-fond of making confessions of my amorous follies; and above all, should never dream of choosing my friend Simon the Manager for a confidant. He did not wait, however, for a reply; the inquiry was merely a prelude to a confession on his own part, and after several circumlocutions and whimsical preambles, he fairly disburthened himself of a very tolerable story of his having been crossed in love.

>> No.18852920

>>18852914
What were the particulars of this tender tale, I have already forgotten; All that I recollect is that the lady, according to his account, was certainly a little touched; for she used to accept all the music that he copied for her harp, and all the patterns that he drew for her dresses; and he began to flatter himself, after a long course of delicate attentions, that he was gradually fanning up a gentle flame in her heart, when she suddenly accepted the hand of a rich, boisterous, fox-hunting baronet, without either music or sentiment, who carried her by storm after a fortnight's courtship.
Simon the Manager could not help concluding by some observation about "modest merit," and the power of gold over the sex. As a remembrance of his passion, he pointed out a heart carved on the bark of one of the booths; but which, in the process of time, had grown out into a large excrescence; and he showed me a lock of her hair, which he wore in a true-lover's knot, in a large gold brooch.
The moment that Simon the Manager had gone through his confession, and, to use the common phrase, "had made a clean breast of it," he became quite himself again. He had settled the point which had been worrying his mind, and doubtless considered himself established as a man of sentiment in my opinion. Before I had finished my McChicken, he was singing as blithe as a grasshopper, whistling quaint diddies , and telling droll stories: and I recollect that he was particularly facetious that evening with his crew on the subject of matrimony, and uttered several excellent jokes, not to be found in Joe Miller, that made the female coworker blush and look down; but set all the gentlemen of the crew in a roar, and absolutely brought tears into the assistant managers eyes.

>> No.18852947

>>18847322
Every kid given that meal will be unhappy about it.

>> No.18852955

>>18847147
Hamburger no patty

>> No.18852985
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>>18847147

>> No.18853019

>>18847417
edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>> No.18853022

>>18851338
Is that you Oney or Zach?

>> No.18853030

>>18847147
>What would a sad meal contain?
>implying it isn't already one

a meal I cooked at home is happy.
a corporate junkfood meal is unhappy.

>> No.18853038

Soylent and the toy would be a DVD with the open scene of Up.

>> No.18853044

>>18847147
all the classics that a picky child hated to eat as a kid, also instead of a toy, it's a booklet full of blackpills and hurtful truthes

>> No.18854785

Citalopram

>> No.18854813

>>18847149
I laughed out loud. Thank you for that

>> No.18855069

>>18847147
travel size vodka and 5 cheap chinese cigarettes

>> No.18855085

>>18852985
doesn’t mcdonald pretty much have this on their breakfast menu, just that it’s called a ”mctoast” or something?

>> No.18855145

>>18847147
Cocaine to perk up lost souls

>> No.18856270

>>18852914
>>18852920
Anon this is the funniest post I've read all month. Top kek. Severely underrated

>> No.18857141

Burnt coffee and a disposable vape (plain tobacco flavor)

>> No.18857159

>>18847324
underrated

>> No.18857168

>>18855069
make it a pint and that's a happy meal for me haha

>> No.18857169

british food

>> No.18857241

burger king

>> No.18857250

>>18847147
A pig's head with a too-light slathering of mcrib sauce on the face, a plastic spork, and one napkin.

>> No.18857255

>>18847322
As a kid I loved the Filet-o-fish meal the most.
To be fair I'm a freak and an outcast.
I had two Filet-o-fishes today to chase that nostalgic rush again.

>> No.18857280

>>18847147
Gefilte fish

>> No.18857304

>>18847147
The box is empty, but made of edible cardboard that tastes just barely good enough to not stop eating it.

>> No.18857362

>>18847147
Whatever you had for dinner last night.

>> No.18857380

>>18847147
nutrition facts for a happy meal

>> No.18857446

Me

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>>18852985

>> No.18857634

>>18847147

I think an adult who buys a happy meal is probably unhappy.. so the same thing? Maybe use twice cooked fries, dry out the Pattie and make sure there's half syrup in the drink

>> No.18857661

>>18857446
I hope you feel happy soon anon

>> No.18857677

>>18847147
Tears of a clown

>> No.18857690

>>18849059
came here to make the same schiddy joke

>>18852457
I actually prefer BK/Hungry Jack's fries

>> No.18857731

>>18852985
This is pretty funny.
t. European

>> No.18857754

>>18857141
Don't forget used heroin needles, the faggots need those

>> No.18857758

a toy pickle rick

>> No.18857766

>>18847964
More like tako YUCKY you fucking fag

>> No.18858623
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>>18847147

>> No.18858633

>>18847147
Broken glass and a used needle

>> No.18858904

Nuggets are entirely cartilage

>> No.18858906

>>18857766
be nice

>> No.18858923

>>18854785
That would be the 'Meh' meal

>> No.18858942

>>18852457
Remember when BK had the "spud" fries? They used Toy Story / Mr Potato Head to advertise. Fucking loved those fries and I can still taste them!

>> No.18858966

>>18847147
French fries made with green potatoes, gluten free extra tough meat free chicken nuggets, a burnt bean burger patty between two slices of wonderbread and a bottle of pickle flavored SoBe.

>> No.18858988

A cold happy meal sandwich and clammy cold fries

>> No.18858996

>>18847147
A slice of pineapple stuffed in between two buns with american cheese
A bag of browning apple slices
The toy you didn't want to get
And a fountain soda when the syrup's run out

>> No.18859017

>>18858988
This is realistically the only cost effective one they would actually do. You guys are trying too hard to be fun with the sad meal

>> No.18859036

>wet fries
>a completely destroyed toy
>half eaten cheeseburger
>undercooked nuggets
>picture of a dead kitten

>> No.18859073

I heard the Pope said he's gay

>> No.18860268

Microwaved salsa con quseo, served with tortilla chips.