/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18844558]

>for human consumption
Wtf I thought "ze bugs" was a schizo meme.

So /ck/, how would you prepare these? Personally, I think I would pan fry these like a chicken piccata. Lemon caper sauce and everything.

[Anonymous No.18844569]

>>18844558
it literally says asian foods so its obviously going to china town or whatever
learn to read

[Anonymous No.18844586]

>>18844558
If it’s in a packet then it’s officially a food. Also it’s been labelled “MANG DA NA”. So it obviously comes from somewhere pristine like Thailand. You don’t need to prepare them just pull them out of the packet that officially makes them food and eat it.

[Anonymous No.18844592]

>>18844558
>how would you prepare these
in a wok with 2l of burning hot oil, like every chink recipe

[Anonymous No.18844600]

>>18844586
Raw chicken comes in similar packaging. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18844613]

>>18844558
Lots of cultures eat bugs. The problem with the current push is that it's pushing it as a penitential cure for our modern sins, rather than a food that might be good.
Here's some commentary on these as food though:
https://www.phuket101.net/mang-da-na/

[Anonymous No.18844614]

>>18844558
bugs eating bugs don’t count

[Anonymous No.18844617]

>>18844558
It's not for human consumption, its for impoverished gooks

[Anonymous No.18844624]

>>18844600
Yes and chicken is a food, no? So guess who’s going to eat it? Guess which little good, obedient dog is going to eat it? You are. And you know what else? You’re going to love every last bite.

[Anonymous No.18844635]

>>18844558
>Wtf I thought "ze bugs" was a schizo meme.
The joke has always been that we "schizo"s are right. even though we shouldn't be by any rights, it always ends up being true. In short, god is someone telling jokes to a room full of people too afraid to laugh

[Anonymous No.18845387]

>>18844635
>In short, god is someone telling jokes to a room full of people too afraid to laugh
That's right. Enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.18845391]

>>18844635
>anime nigger has no idea what he's talking about
Many such cases! Sad!

[Anonymous No.18845567]

>oh look, it's the daily reddit repost thread
>this time with a /pol/ flair

[Anonymous No.18845944]

>eating that entire package nets you THIRTY-FOUR (34) calories

[Anonymous No.18845967]

Honestly I grew up watching Bush Tucker Man because of my dad and then later Man vs Wild together with my dad and as a teenager I always wanted to try eating weird shit like insects
I'm surprised that 4chan isn't similar in that way

[Anonymous No.18846254]

nooo they put the hecking buggerinos in the plastic this is the end of the west

[Anonymous No.18846269]

It literally says on the box "suitable as fish food". It's not meant to be eaten by people
OP was a fag again

[Anonymous No.18846638]

>Wtf I thought "ze bugs" was a schizo meme.
It is in the sense that eating insects isnt being forced upon people like /pol/ claims. You barely hear insects being talked about on the media and trying to buy some requires actual effort.

[Anonymous No.18846649]

>>18846269
Nigga when was the last time you saw nutrition facts on fish food? Fried crickets honestly dont sound terrible (still not eating zem) but eating a giant beetle is just vile. Imagine biting into the shell and the guts fuckin eject out of its ass in your mouth

[Anonymous No.18846707]

>>18844586
>Also it’s been labelled “MANG DA NA”.
Should be labeled “HELL NA MANG”. To me this isn’t any different than balut or eating a miniature cow whole, I don’t want to eat mouthful of face/ass/skeleton.

[Anonymous No.18846747]

>>18844558
You've been made to think a lot of things people have been trying to warn you about are just schizos.
It will be a while before you are being made to eat anything that big (they're starting with powdered stuff and then moving onto smaller insects first) but the endgoals will be floating around to get you used to seeing them

[Anonymous No.18846909]

>>18846269
And the little pipes at the gas station are for tobacco only.

[Anonymous No.18846932]

>>18845391
Anime website tranny

[Anonymous No.18847169]

>>18845391
>Complaining about anime on an anime website
>Making excuses for an ideology that would have you put to the sword for the manner you made that excuse in

[Anonymous No.18847207]

this is what a 5 stars restaurant looks like in the US today.

[Anonymous No.18847344]

>>18844558
Do it Thai style

[Anonymous No.18847605]

The "Not" is very obviously blanked out

[Anonymous No.18847747]

>>18846638
>eating insects isnt being forced upon people
They always slowly boil the frog don't even pretend this isn't the case

[Anonymous No.18847860]

>>18847747
>I-Its totally real, okay! You're just pretending its not happening!
You mean like how the bug food boom came and went around 2017-2019 because it wasn't profitable to sell insects as food? If there was a large group of wealthy people working behind the scenes to make you eat the bugs you'd be hearing about it on the media every single day and seeing governments provide large subsidies for insect farms. The push for "trans rights" to become a common term took less than five years and its borderline ridiculous compared to something as benign as eating insects. If they wanted people to eat them they'd have pushed it through in less time.

>>18844635
>pretends to be a "redpilled" conspiracy theorist
>uses a fucking iPhone
Kek

[Anonymous No.18847873]

>>18847860
>something as benign as eating insects
Stop being inhumanely unreasonable

[Anonymous No.18847890]

>>18846649
This is what I don't get. Who the fuck wants this disgusting mixture crunching about in their mouth? Its like >>18846707
said, there is nothing remotely satisfying about this 34 calorie """meal"""

[Anonymous No.18848582]

>>18844558
These fuckers bite like crazy

[Anonymous No.18848765]

Use them as fish bait

[Anonymous No.18849437]

>>18847860
>this retard thinks I use an iphone
lmao. this same assertion happened before but no, I am not spoon feeding you the proof you are wrong. That would be counter productive and help you blend in better.
>>18847169
They trained him wrong. As a joke.
>>18845387
I take what I can get. think the cows don't laugh at us every time someone trips or gets their boots stuck in their shit?

[Anonymous No.18849780]

>>18844558
Anon, are you doing you getting groceries from a bait and tackle shop?

[Anonymous No.18849913]

>>18847860
Trannyshit already had a basis to build on from 3 decades of much lighter propoganda that left people generally theoretically accepting and there was a general narrative of this won't affect you let people live their life, they can't push that narrative with the bugs.

[Anonymous No.18849994]

>4g protein 1g carbs 1.5g fat per 40g
Wow nutritious

[Anonymous No.18850001]

>bugs
>:|
>sea bugs
>:)

[Anonymous No.18850010]

>>18844558
It's hilarious these people pretend eating ze bugs is good for the environment. Meanwhile the plastic packaging of these 4 bugs probably exceeds the weight of the actual product.

[Anonymous No.18850375]

what kind of aquarium fish would you even feed it to holy shit

[Anonymous No.18850383]

>>18844558
People already eat water bugs like Shrimp and lobster's and crabs. What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.18850395]

>>18844558
That's some shitty editing you did that. I'm not sure if you used white-out or a program honestly.

Also, Minnesota used to be famous for selling everything from bugs to luxury cheese as fish bait to avoid import laws and/or taxes. Been a while since I lived there though.

[Anonymous No.18850419]

>>18844558
>>18844558
>>18844558

>for human consumption
but you blanked out the word "not"