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>saves your Friday night

>> No.18836951
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18836951

>mean to have a fun time kicking back some brews
>will with no warning black you out

>> No.18836965

>>18836951
That's a very dangerous ABV for good-tasting beer. It goes down way easier than it should.

>> No.18836998
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>>18836951
for me its Golden Monkey, but the sour is pretty good too.

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>>18836927
Get any chips with that?

>> No.18837019

>>18836951
>9.5%
fuck thats stronger than special brew

>> No.18837031
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>>18837013
yup

>> No.18837202

>>18836965
This, I take 2 to my table top night with friends, a few hours even with snacks feel it but still enough to play all night. Also tall boys here are 3.50 for them

>> No.18837218

>>18836927
Based thread. Yuengling is the king

>> No.18837850

>>18836951
If you think that's something, their fruited sour tripel is literally juice. On an empty stomach, two gets me drunk. That ABV is scary. It's one of the few beers that I'm not sure I could finish a six pack in one night

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>>18836951
I had a 9.5 abv neipa recently and it went down really easily

>> No.18837877

>>18837871
Based.
I'm also trans btw.

>> No.18838019

>>18836951
when you think you're drinking a sour soda but then you can't see straight

>> No.18838029
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>>18836927
That's good but try a box of Modelo, compare and contrast and get back to us...

>> No.18838030

>>18838019
Those are called beer goggles, when you see some nasty fat sow as something cute

>> No.18838036

IT'S FRIDAY WHEN SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAT

>> No.18838251

>>18836927
>2023
>Still not sold in Michigan
Why though?

>> No.18838376

>>18836951
>9.5 abv is strong and scary

Jfc the number of light weights in this thread

>> No.18838388

>>18837877
Why are you outing yourself as trans? No one asked it's a beer thread. Perhaps you're looking for /pol/

>> No.18838395

tastes like shit and everybody i met agreed when i first drank it as a non-american around americans, the disappointment i felt was palpable

>> No.18838396

>>18838376
9.5% is a lot stronger than normal beers and could maybe take someone by surprise if they were expecting something half as strong...

>> No.18838487

>>18838376
it’s not the strength retard it’s that you literally cannot taste how strong it is. if you aren’t paying attention and drink the six pack in two hours you won’t remember the rest of the night

>> No.18838510

>>18836927
saves it from what? your thoughts?

>> No.18838777

>>18838510
>your thoughts?
yeah, the fatal kind

>> No.18838783

It gets the job done

>> No.18838798
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based

>> No.18838809
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>>18838798
>says 21+
>is clearly made for children

>> No.18838810

>>18838809
so is your dick

>> No.18838811
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>>18836927
wish I could get Yuengling where I'm at in the states (Iowa)

picrel my fav beer isn't really available outside the midwest

>> No.18838813

ANAKIN KILLED ALL THE YEUNGLINGS

>> No.18838821

>>18838376
>>18838487
>in 2 hours
For me it's chugging 12 beers in 3 hours and then it's 5 AM and I'm painting the toilet and I only have 10 beers left.

>> No.18838834

>>18838811
>Following last year’s launch into Texas, Yuengling will hit Kansas, Missouri and Oklahoma in January 2023 via the Pennsylvania brewery’s joint venture with Molson Coors.
be patient my friend

>> No.18838842

>>18836927
>12x4.5%

I guess it starts off the Friday night fine but it doesn't really save it without a few boosters.

>> No.18838849

>>18836927
>Americans
>drinking China beer
ngmi

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>>18838849

>> No.18838882

>>18836951
>cartoons on beer labels
no thanks

>> No.18838888
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>>18836927

I spend last night playing Hearts of Iron IV and drinking beer with friends.

It was comfy

>pic related: its the beer I drank

>> No.18838898

>>18838834
Can’t get it here in California. I love it when I’m back east.

>> No.18838926

>>18838834
I'm in southwest Iowa that'd be worth the drive to Missouri I think only an hour or two

>> No.18839020

>>18838798
>vomit flavoured porter

>> No.18839485

>>18838388
>being this new

>> No.18839571

I saw Anakin.... drinking yuenglings...

>> No.18839691

>>18838376
t. obese lardass

>> No.18839722
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Been tryna stop drinking lads, liver pain from binge drinking is new, body's telling me to stop, so I gotta listen.
Still wanna get drunk though.

>> No.18839876

>>18836951
Hey look a gay guy

>> No.18841142

>>18838376
fpbp

>> No.18841150

>>18837013
>>18837031
Top Chips lads

>> No.18841173
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>>18836951
>without warning
>'tripel' in the name
Anon...


Anyone else noticed the trend of IPAs becoming the new cheapo bum wine? Seems like every generation has their own cheap alcohol for homeless people. Boomers had actual bum wine like Night Train and Thunderbird, Gen X had 40oz malt liqour like Olde English and Steel Reserve, now Millennials have this shit.

They're not bad tbqh.

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>>18836927
greatest thread ever made

>> No.18841214

>>18839722
weed is better than getting drunk

>> No.18841257

Fuck the Jints boyz

>> No.18841284

>>18841173
imperial ipa tallboys are on the same shelf as malt liquor
it serves the same purpose

>> No.18841291
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>>18841214
I'm allergic to weed, I liked my vaporizer, but it made me incredibly sick over time. Any other form of weed messes with my mental state too much.

I'll smoke a joint with friends every now and then, but any more than that and it's too much.

My body wants me to be on the straight and narrow despite my best efforts

>> No.18841319

>>18838798
>>18836927
KYS

>> No.18841320

>>18841214
so says the quitting in life loser

>> No.18841331

>>18841319
You first.

>> No.18841408
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bros i didn't plan ahead and now I have to get gas station beer. what should I pick up? there's a couple craft brews at the station that I like but i'm sick of drinking funky buddha and orange blossom pislner.
>5.5%
yeah i like low ABV beer, I slam a few when i'm watching a movie or playing games no problem.

>> No.18841914

>>18838487
Says the retard who can't read the abv label you stupid dumb shit stick to Pepsi you dumb retard bitch

>> No.18842302

>>18841914
you okay, anon?

>> No.18842305

>>18841408
>fruity cartoon beer

zoomers were a mistake

>> No.18843223

>>18842305
>fruity cartoon beer
>no fruit in the beer
are you high

>> No.18843324

>>18841291
Just become a coffee addict, it's probably the most innocuous addiction you could have

>> No.18843330

>>18843324
That's all I've got left, kek. I'm glad coffee hasn't given me any trouble, knock on wood.

>> No.18843373

>>18838811
Good ole Grain belt. Ever tried the Nor'Easter Grain Belt? Also with I could get my hands on some Yuengling. Also a fellow Iowan.

>> No.18844185

>>18838376
for beer? yeah, if you're slamming them.
thats why i like piss (bud light). it tastes so bad you can't drink them very fast and its like 4.2% abv so you cant get drunk either. at best you'll be buzzed and too full to drink more

>> No.18844408

>>18844185
>t. single digit IQ

>> No.18844448

>>18844408
RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE HOSS

>> No.18844566

>>18836951
>>18841173
>>18841408
what's the deal with americans trying to make their labels as childish as possible?

>> No.18844585

>>18844566
Americans are a very stupid people

>> No.18844695

>>18838809
They realize that's why the extra label was needed

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>>18844566
>>18844585
>>18844695

>> No.18844734

>>18838251
Don't care, have Two Hearted

>> No.18844743
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>>18836927
>mogged

>> No.18845610

>>18844743
Best.

>> No.18845714
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for me...

>> No.18845745
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>>18845714
Dios mio... el cuatro equis...

>> No.18846208

>>18841214
Weed is better after the fact, but CBD makes me sleepy and THC makes me zone out and forget what I'm doing from moment to moment. Can't do anything on weed
Wish I could enjoy weed more tho

>> No.18846226

>>18846208
Weed makes me more passive and beta than I already am.

Alcohol turns me into a raging bastard.

I wish there was a middle ground.

>> No.18846227

>>18846226
meth

>> No.18846245

>>18846227
gross. anything else?

>> No.18846246

>>18846245
coke

>> No.18846263

>>18836927
>drinking the bottled jew

>> No.18846270

>>18846246
wont it give me diabetes

>> No.18846273

>>18846270
epicccccccccccccc

>> No.18846374
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>>18836951
Pure reddit in a can

>> No.18846448

>>18839020
Ywnbaw

>> No.18846549

>>18844566
To spite politicians who wanna ban it.

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*blocks your path*

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>>18847440
cha know bout that

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>>18841214

>> No.18849062

general question, whats the best of the cheap beers?

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>>18847440
>>18847583
Kek, based. But whatcha know about this shit.

>> No.18849115

>>18849062
See >>18849089
I'm pretty sure it's made of gasoline and blood. 1.50 a can. I'm swigging one right now and will probably be dead in 5 years.

>> No.18849190

>>18849062
the one OP posted

>> No.18849227

Heeey co/ck/suckers, I am drunk as a skunk listening to punk, posting here tonight.

Plot twist: I am living in a Muslim household and if my parents figured out I was an alcoholic, much less a high functioning one, I am going straight to the gulag, friends (In my case, being kicked out and homeless). Thankfully I know all the /out/ tricks to urban survival and have a gf that I can stay with to make sure I don't have to be an /out/ist.

Who else secret /alkie/ on this thread?

>> No.18849241

>>18849227
Ultra based my Muslim fren. I'm American Christian but I've been a drunk for a while. My parents suspect that I'm still drinking but I do the "I need to go grab a pack of smokes.", and I instead get beer. I am also getting drunk as I type this. I also do a lot of food growing and stuff around the house so they somewhat tolerate it. My mother says if she catches me drinking I'm off to rehab. Maybe it'd be for the better. In this moment, though, I don't give a fuck. Have a good night brother and stay safe.

>> No.18849269

>>18849241
You're a sight for sore eyes, my yankee friend. My mum has similarly suspected me of being a drunk for years but I did well in university and now bring a decent wage home so I have a little bit of leverage against the absurd and sacrilegious allegation that I drink (which I totally do lmao).

I am an addict, but idk, with how much shit there is to deal with at home, idk what else I'm supposed to be on.

>> No.18849297

>>18849062
Rolling Rock

>> No.18849309

>>18849269
I can relate. Here in America, it's a fucking shit show. I don't do politics, because both sides are satanic pedos. US politicians think we are all fucking retarded, and more than half the country are. Anyway, what the fuck was I saying? Oh, yea so I cook and clean for my parents because they had me when they were a bit older, and I'm a natural handy man. I fix things and take care of our dogs. Tend the garden. I'm an addict and they know I am but I got off the drugs after my sister died 5 years ago from an overdose. Fuck I don't even know where i'm going with this but good luck in life buddy. I also feel with all the crap I deal with I have to numb myself but it doesn't have to be this way. It's just hard to break the cycle once you are in the chaotic loop.

>> No.18850401
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>never liked beer
>by some weird twist of fate worked with beer for years
>bartender, beer salesman, helped with brewing too
>drinking even less nowadays
I basically never drink beer out of my own volition now

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18850409

>always liked beer
>by deliberate effort always have beer around for years
>brown ale, red ale, pale ale, lager, pilsner, porter too
>drinking even more nowadays
I brew my own beer out of my own volition now

>> No.18850412
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>>18849062
Get a big bottle of Olde English, it's not only inexpensive but it's plastic bottles now so they're unbreakable if dropped or thrown.

>> No.18850446

Beer is mid

>> No.18850524

>>18850446
IPA might be more your "bussin" style

>> No.18850540

>>18850401
>>18850409
The duality of man

>> No.18850653

>>18836927
Based and Red White n Blue pilled
Love me Yuengling
simple as

>> No.18850658

>>18849227
Are you my cousin in Connecticut

>> No.18850663

>>18836927
love this stuff