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18833534 No.18833534 [Reply] [Original]

There is no national dish that can beat the Aussie meat pie. It is the perfect food to embodies the spirit of the nation. It's accessible, consistently high quality, hearty, hot and pack with rich, savoury flavour.

Even better? It's not some shit like a soup or a rice dish. That's not real food.

>> No.18833553

>>18833534
you uppity buffoon. straya can suck it

>> No.18833562

>>18833534
Yeah I love me some meat pies, mate, 'spesh when it's beef and onion, but ya know what I love me on equal grounds? Fuckin Chiko rolls. They're a fucking addiction I swear

>> No.18833563
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>>18833562
Why not chuck a piccie in there, too

>> No.18833572

>>18833534
Needs more cheese.
I'm Kiwi btw, not sure if that matters.

>> No.18833576

>>18833534
>>18833563
is that catsup

>> No.18833577

>>18833572
Can fuck off with the T sauce too.

>> No.18833581

>>18833576
What's upcat?

>> No.18833584
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18833584

>>18833581
Not much, what about you?

>> No.18833628

>>18833572
True. Nothing like a Villi's beef, bacon and CHOISE pie

>> No.18833653

give me a recipe

>> No.18833666

Thought the Aussie national dish was chicken parm?

>> No.18833776
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>>18833534
>consistently high quality
Eh I've had some pretty shit pies, and not just four 'n twenty or mrs mac rubbish.

Still, there's little that can beat the ol' pepper steak.

>> No.18833821

Hey, guys, I've been informed I'm being awarded Australian of the Year this year. Watch out for the food and cooking reference in my acceptance speech.

>> No.18833897 [DELETED] 

>>18833534
You guys into white nationalism right? I hope so.

>> No.18833950

>>18833653
Cook mince and make a gravy. Put in pastry with cheese or cheese sauce. Put a pastry lid on and bake. Wala.

>> No.18833965

>>18833897
Yes. Homemade steak pies and no more immigrants.

>> No.18834007

>>18833897
Nah, love me a couple of wogs and the occasional seppo.

>> No.18834015

>>18834007
Effeminate men trying to sound ocker is cringe. Single mother raised?

>> No.18834017

>>18833534
Not gonna lie, I'd eat that pie

>> No.18834019

>>18833534
Except everything from Australia is British

>> No.18834022

>>18834015
Nah mate, both me parents. Chip on your shoulder sounds like you didn't have a daddy though

>> No.18834026

Australian here, never had a meat pie in my life. Love sausage rolls, though.

>> No.18834027

>>18833534
>consistently high quality
lmao

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>>18833534
Brits did it first, and we had the sense not to put ketchup on it.

>> No.18834188

>>18833534
What about the Aussie sandwich

>> No.18834238
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18834238

>australian “cuisine”
>meat pie from britain
>american style chicken parm
>hotdog on sandwich bread
>yeast extract
lots of good things about australia but food isn’t high on that list

>> No.18834243

>>18833534
When I was overseas last time the chef made these little snack sized meat pies. They looked like little balls and were served with sour cream. I can't remember what they were called but the name was funny. Any ideas?

Love a good meat pie tho

>> No.18834250

>>18834238
Soon it will all be chinese food anyways.

>> No.18834255
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18834255

Homegrown Mutt here who graciously joined the ranks of Straya almost 18 years ago now and it took me a good while to come around to some of your pommy-inspired bland food, but I have to say everything terrible about Bri'ish food is, if not perfect, at least much better in Australia.

I've even started making my own pies and my Merrican friends still don't understand it. Aussie pies are the shit. Even the cheep servo Mrs Mac's are fucking a-ma-zing.

Pikcerel, my first home pie attempt

>> No.18834272

>>18834019
Except our consitution, our meat pies, our parliamentary system, our culture, our ethos, our identity, our language and much more

>> No.18834286

>>18833534
>>18834255
why does the dough look so disgusting? I think that's the main problem

>> No.18834287

As practically no one even knows wtf it is besides you foot-thonged, cork-hatted, drop-bear-fearing bogan fucks, I'm quite sure that pretty much any national dish can beat your meat pie.

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>>18834286
I don't really understand what you mean but remember these aren't dessert/sweet pies. These are sort of in the tradition of beef wellington or even a yorkshite pudding.

just barely flaky on the outside but still moist and doughy on the inside. for a savoury pie it works for me. my mother back in the USA makes the best apple pies (which don't exist in Aus outside Maccas) and hers are all flake through but that's just great for sweets

>> No.18835195

>>18834298
nah mate hes right
your pastry is undercooked.

you are making it like a pie and not a pie.
big difference.

>> No.18835200

>>18834298
>(which don't exist in Aus outside Maccas)
this is bait
what the jesus fuck are you talking about.

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>>18833534
>straya's national dish
>utterly mogged by the pizza hot pocket
petrol huffers on suicide watch

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The Rosedale bakery has the best pies I've ever eaten

>> No.18835305

>>18834238
There's nothing new under the sun.

>> No.18835331
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>prison food

>> No.18835338

>>18833534
>shitchup
do roos really?

>> No.18835370

>>18835282
>tomato sauce
>no bbq sauce
cringe.
smoke a few more durries cunt, you clearly cant taste anything.

>> No.18835380

>>18835282
looks like its full of nutella desu.

>> No.18835393

>>18835380
thats a servo pie
its at least 85% "gravy"

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>>18833534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIEW5VvQUw
so basically it's just beef stew but it's wrapped in the most shitty pastry sheets imaginable. why not just take some good quality bread and stuff it with stew instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA95tUK2RZU

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>>18835447

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>>18833534
we have these in america, i always want to get them but they cost too much for something that's frozen

>> No.18835491

>>18835470
what the fuck is that
it looks like cate puke.
nothing about that is australian.

>> No.18835493

>>18835447
Or why not make steak and chipa instead of making stew? Or make French toast with your good quality bread instead of putting stew in it? Why not just only ever eat nutrient paste????

>> No.18835506

>>18835491
>product of canada
the only thing I trust less than american food companies is canadian food companies, but there's no variation of any kind of food here it's just the same old burgers and chain shitholes everywhere you go

>> No.18835507

>>18835491
The filling for the pie looks exactly the same as the one in OP. Why are you getting so defensive over a hot pocket?

>> No.18835523

>>18835507
shit bait faggot.

>> No.18835541

>>18835470
I've had the steak and potato one a few times. It's alright, not terrible or anything, you can definitely eat it. Pie texture is chewy and the meat isn't as tender as it could be, but it wasn't gross.

>> No.18835554

>>18835491
kek it does look like cat puke

>> No.18835562

>>18833534
looks good
way better than shitty american chicken pot pie

>> No.18835574

>>18835493
I'm just saying that the pastry sheets ruin the whole thing so taking them out of the equation and using something similar but more refined would be a huge improvement

>> No.18835588

>>18835523
Concession accepted.

>> No.18835612

>>18835574
how does the pastry ruin it?

>> No.18835663

>>18835447
Bread is not as resistant to moisture as pastry and hand pies have a history of being portable food.

>> No.18835687

>>18835663
I reckon the moisture from the stew would make the ciabatta god-tier but you'd have to let it simmer a little longer

>> No.18835715

>>18833776
There used to be a place near me that made "Aussie style" meat pies (no idea if authentic, never been) and they looked just like that. So good. Stupid covid lockdowns killed their business and never reopened.

>> No.18835855

>>18833965
what about white immigrants?

>> No.18835865

>>18835855
What, people who were raised in the UK, north America, New Zealand or South Africa? No fucking way.

>> No.18836054

>>18835447
Abos look like they're made of wood

>> No.18836077

>>18833584
Haha well play'd

>> No.18836165
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>>18835200
nobody in the c'untry offers or makes fruit pies

>>18835195
I made them in a muffin tin and they were good

>> No.18836208

>>18836165
You must be stuck in a 100 km square area. Apple pies are common everywhere, cherry and apricot pies are easy to find, and seeing any other choice of fruit filling would be unsurprising.

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>>18834272
>our parliamentary system, our culture, our ethos, our identity,

>> No.18836968

>>18835554
i have seen it far too many times
it is burned into my brain.
i havent even owned a cat for 20 years and i remember.

>> No.18836972

>>18833534
Stodgy shite.

>> No.18837003
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>>18836208
this is untrue. tarts are not the same as pies.

when's the last fucking time you saw a pie at the woolie's or coles bakery? when's the last time you saw one at Baker's Delight or Bread Top? Fucking never. My local bakery doesn't have sweet/fruit pies at all.

WHERE ARE YOU SEEING ALL THESE PAIS?

>> No.18837035

more of a creampie guy desu

>> No.18837048

>>18837003
Today. Your local bakery sucks. Again, try venturing outside your 100km square area.

>> No.18837057

>>18837048
Anon pls. I have lived in 5 different cities between NSW and ACT and pies are NOT commonly found anywhere. Occasionally by the slice at a cafe or something but that's it.

Also answer the question. Tell me one or two places local to you that have pies

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>>18837003

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>>18837003
2

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>>18837003
3

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>>18837003
4

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>>18837063
not commonly in stock, not commonly purchased.

also no churry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, blueberry pie, banana cream pie, chocolate cream pie, etc

>have a place nearby called The Pie Tin
>only sell tarts and savoury pies, and the worst apple pie I've ever had

>> No.18837094

>>18837057
Try any independent bakery in or around Blacktown, Fairfield, Liverpool, Parramatta, Windsor. Try any Heatherbrae's Pies outlet. Try Trapper's Bakery Goulburn. It would be harder to find one without any.

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>>18837094
I haven't been to Goulburn in a metric yonk. Maybe I'll make a trip.

also
>Blacktown, Fairfield, Liverpool, Parramatta, Windsor
yeah no thanks

>> No.18837103

>>18837082
i could be incorrect and it has been a number of years since i have been there but im pretty sure i had a good apple pie from mountain high pies in nsw.
and i think they have other sweet pies too.
also the best savory pies i have ever had.
mushy peas, gravy, mash, sweet potato mash.
tarts too.
https://mountainhighpies.com.au/menu/

>> No.18837109

>>18837101
>Blacktown, Fairfield, Liverpool, Parramatta, Windsor
i think you are an idiot and should go back but based. fuck those places.
also fuck all of westmead

>> No.18837116

>>18837103
Not sure next time I'll be heading out Blue Mts way but I'll remember this

>>18837109
Maybe I'm a idiot but not idiot enough to waste my time hanging around Western Sydney

>> No.18837122

>>18835470
Holy fucking shit
>"boomerang's"
>"Inspired" by the Aussie beef pie
>Cat food
>Americans have to advertise their food as "real"
>"Mate"
Holy kek your country is a joke

>> No.18837132

>>18837122
Opie image looks like catfood too though...

>> No.18837148

>>18837116
baste
anything within a 6 hour drive radius of any city should not be considered hospitable.
like a wasteland.

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>>18837132
no it looks like prime dog food
everyone knows dogs are for hard real men who work hard and play hard
cats are for weak women and lesbians.

>> No.18837171

>>18837132
yeah sorry, you'd know right? Americans don't eat real food.

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>>18837057

>> No.18837222
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>>18837208
nta
those look awful and i know for a fact they taste bad.
also those are not american style apple pies which is what that anon is talking about.
there is a difference between apple pie and american apple pie.
i think they usually slice and stack the apple instead of dicing

>> No.18837227

>>18834238
The first two are amazing though. The thing I am most ashamed of my country for is that we allowed meat pie culture to die out. Burgers may be a more portable and less messy "upgrade" but I want to be able to get a warm flaky pie in a little cardboard dish from any drivethrough, damn it.

>> No.18837241

>>18837222
Master goalpost juggler. I suspect private lessons from shifty Scott Morrison himself.

>> No.18837691

>>18837222
Finally someone with some goddamn sense

>> No.18837787

>>18833534
Fuck off white supremacist asshole.

>> No.18837814

>>18833534
The pies you can find in New Zealand are worlds better than the slop they serve in Aus.

t. Ausfag

>> No.18837821

>>18837814
>t. Ausfag
glow harder sheep fucker.

>> No.18837838

>>18837821
You should give it a try Anon. Went over for a cousins wedding and did a sort of road trip thing. So many places along the road sold great, on location made pies with all sorts of variety and freshness. Aus pies all taste like frozen garbage now. I think it was because local small time places here are all owned by Chinks who just do the bare minimum and would rather sell sugary crap to fatties. Most of the places in NZ seemed to be owned by older white people, Asian places were around but they definitely had to actually try harder.

>> No.18837840

not reading your blog

>> No.18837844

>>18837838
ok so you've never left new zealand and are pretending to be australian with information sourced from things your emmigrant "cuz" reported back to you

>> No.18837845

>>18837814
>>18837838
>The kiwi strikes you and then cries out in pain

>> No.18837848

>>18833534
based

>> No.18837857

>>18837844
>>18837845
No I've lived here all my life, my cousin married the kiwi. I thought about it after my post and I suppose the comparison isn't a fair one, I have never had the pies that can likely be found in rural small towns in Aus. City and urban pies are probably trash in NZ as well.

>> No.18837920

>>18835491
Nothing Australian about the meat pie either

>> No.18837927

>>18837116
Kind of funny how that ended with you boasting about restricting your exposure to a 100 km square area.

>> No.18837934

>>18837920
Cope.

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>>18837927
not really anon, I've been all around this wonderful c'untry; more than most of my friends. I used to do overnight trips for work all up through the Hunter and New England, all around ACT and the Snowys, etc. Never on my travels have I seen things like pickerel.

Now I live back in (North)Sydney in a townhouse at the edge of a sandstone cliff in one of the National Parks and life is wonderful. Such that I avoid areas of distaste, like Western Sydney.

I'm getting old anon, old and content. Pieless but content nonetheless.

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>>18835612
it's the australian equivalent of american sandwich "bread" - as opposed to real bread that civilized people eat in italy, germany or france

>> No.18838031

>>18835574
>>18837997
Holy fuck shut up dickhead, the pastry is essential to a good meat pie. It's a pie. Pies are defined by their crust.

>> No.18838066

>>18837997
Prithee show a poor benighted colonial one of these filled breads that the civilised nations do?

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>>18837997
nice

>> No.18838373

>>18837920
seethe
nothing american about anything america claims is american.

>> No.18838382

>>18838373
NASA

>> No.18838450

>>18838382
FOOD NIGGA!
christ.
>inb4 moving goalposts

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>>18838450
I think smokey BBQ is very American, a ton of sæfood recipes like clam chowder, lobster bake, newburg; all kinds of gumbo and Cajun dishes, Tex-Mex, a pile of American cuts of beef and the preparations thereof; not to mention all the preparations of American game meat like venison, black and brown burr, bison, etc. Pike, salmon, cod.

Plus the 'burger was a trash food until America got to it and pizza? LOL you're welcome

>> No.18838672

>>18838496
>clam chowder
>The origins of clam chowder are a little murky, but most believe it was first developed by the French settlers who came to North America in the 17th century
nope
>lobster bake
from everything i can see this is just cooked lobster so i feel thats pretty hard to claim you invented it, but it does seem there is some consensus that it was originated from native american tribes of Massachusetts, Maine, and Connecticut.
>newburg
made by a frenchman in america with large french influence. ill give you a half point for the lobster bake but this one is pretty iffy. like is it american because it was made in america? does it count if something was made by the french who were trained in french cooking? idk.
>gumbo
west african
>Cajun dishes
>Cajun, descendant of Roman Catholic French Canadians whom the British, in the 18th century, drove from the captured French colony of Acadia (now Nova Scotia and adjacent areas) and who settled in the fertile bayou lands of southern Louisiana.
nope, again same as above.
>Tex-Mex
>The cuisine we now call Tex-Mex is rooted in the state's Tejano culture (Texans of Spanish or Mexican heritage who lived in Texas before it became a republic) and also Mexican immigrants who hailed largely from Northern Mexico.
my guy. you can do better than that.
>salmon
not even close
>Pike
close but it also existed in eurasia
>cod
nope
>The American bison's ancestors can be traced to southern Asia
nope, you bet some cave men cooked the fuck out of them bison.
> black and brown burr
again asia
>venison
>Venison, which comes from the Latin venari, meaning "to hunt," usually refers to deer meat
they had deer in england and europe for a very long time
>smokey BBQ
>The American BBQ tradition owes its origins to the fusion of many cultural food traditions, including African and Caribbean.
lol.

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>>18838672

>> No.18838713

>>18833534
Given you took this from the homeland, we britbongs accept your thanks

>> No.18839037

>>18833562
I don't think Iv ever seen someone eat a Chiko roll, they look revolting

>> No.18839058

>>18833534
Can't eat pies any more, used to get an unlimited supply of Ferguson Plarre back when they were really good before they started cheaping out on ingredients and they were the best ever, after several years of nothing but them no other pie appealed to me and since their pies went to crap Iv just stopped eating pies all together

>> No.18839069

>>18838496
American pizza is trash, most your burgers are shit too

>> No.18839081

>>18835447
Because then it wouldn't be a pie you retard

>> No.18839099

>>18834238
>american style chicken parm
They are Italian you retard
>hotdog on sandwich bread
It's not a hotdog, hotdogs are made with frankfurter sausage, snag in bread uses regular sausages

>> No.18839105

looks great to wash down with about 15 vbs

>> No.18839113

>>18838672
that’s a lot of text for a bruneian cooking board LMAO KEK

>> No.18839125

>>18835574
You are a genuine idiot

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>>18834243
Did they have egg in them? Cause that sounds like mini quiche perhaps?

>> No.18839278

>>18839113
90% of it is copy pasted.

>> No.18839358

>>18839099
>They are Italian you retard
Anon...Chicken parmesan was invented in America. Italian people don't eat that.

>> No.18839364

>>18839358
Yeah, outside of mutt tourist traps you'll get laughed out of any restaurant in Italy if you order "chicken parm".

>> No.18839372

>>18837222
>nobody offers or makes fruit pies
>no no you don't understand i meant that the fruit isn't stacked slices
Come now.

>> No.18839437

>>18839372
im not the original anon idiot.
im simply saying the stupid american should have been more clear from the start.
in his stupid american brain fruit pie or just pie means like 1 or 2 very distinct things whereas in england and english colonies like australia those words mean totally different things. so because he lives in australia and is trying to find what he understands a pie to be he cant find it and says that he cant find it despite the fact that the things he is asking for are all around him but he doesnt know that he is speaking the wrong language so of course he cant find the things he actually wants to find.

>> No.18839497

>>18839437
Cool it with the mental gymnastics. Given everything said, this is very unlikely to be an accurate interpretation.

>> No.18839529

Nah he's right and explained it perfectly well, stop throwing a tantrum and insisting you're right.

>> No.18839862

>>18839099
I am from Italy and have never even seen "chicken parm." Only hear of it on this website. It doesn't exist in Italy. "Parmigiana" means "layered casserole" and from what I've come to understand, Americans (and possibly Aussies?) use the word to mean "shit with tomato sauce and cheese on it, not necessarily layered."
Technically, one could argue that a dish of lasagne is a parmigiana, but a meatball sandwich wouldn't remotely fit the definition.

>> No.18839902

>>18838382
that's German

>> No.18840008

>>18839437
to be fair I also assumed you were the dumb yank samefgagging as a cope, it's hard to believe anyone could be so completely undignified as to white knight some random blind seppo with some absurd confected fantasy that doesn't make sense considering what the cunt wrote about only being able to find maccas apple pies

>> No.18840023
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>>18833534
It's certainly an interesting dish.
However...I DISAGREE!!

>> No.18841047

>>18840008
>>18839497
i'm an empath i know exactly what american anon said because i am inside his brain
i felt bad for no one understanding his retarded life so i felt like i should explain it.

>> No.18841051

>>18840023
your coffee is good but everything else goes in the trash.

>> No.18841185

>>18834255
Nice rat coffin anon.

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You guys are mean for no good reason :[

>> No.18841779

>>18833534
My local pie shop shut a few years ago and I still haven't been able to move on

>> No.18841803

>>18841213
Is that a Rhubarb pie?

>> No.18841805

>>18841803
strawbree rhubarb

>> No.18841811

>>18833534
Quesarito

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>>18841805
Fuck cunt. I'm not a dessert person, but stewed rhubarb with cream, rhubarb strudel/crumble, or strawberries and cream are hard to turn down. Strawberries and rhubarb together in short crust pastry? Pic related.

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>>18841823
it might be my favourite kind of pie of all time, it's just perfect

>> No.18841926

>>18837063
i used to steal these at the self checkout desu

>> No.18841956

Most of our pies are fucking trash mystery meat. Lucky I've got these cunts nearby. Premium shit.
https://jandmcatering.com.au/pies/

>> No.18841960

>>18834298
>I don't really understand what you mean but remember these aren't dessert/sweet pies. These are sort of in the tradition of beef wellington or even a yorkshite pudding.
>even a yorkshite pudding.
>yorkshire pudding being even remotely similar to a good flaky pie crust
Tell me how you've never actually had a yorkshire pudding before without explicitly saying so.

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>>18841960

>> No.18841985

Kiwi here been travelling round Australia for the last 3 months. Your pies fucking suck shit, you barely have any fish and chip shops and you barely have any proper bakeries. Oh you want a pie? Either pay 25 dollars for some hipster shit in Central melbkurne, or eat a golf ball size hunk of fat in "pastry" from 7/11 or the local "puma".

Fuck up cunt. Can't wait to go home. Only good thing about your shithole country is cheap wine. In fact I'll list all the negatives:
>hot as fuck
>disgusting flies and bugs and ants everywhere
>get sunburnt without 12 liters of sunblock, far worse than nz
>Australians themselves are vile people
>deranged drunken natives who shriek and toss vb cans everywhere and "chrome" cans of fucking rexona
>vast endless plains of nothing but rock and heat. Whats the point of a massive country if it's a wasteland of shit?
>water is vile here. Ocean is too hot, tap water is gross, don't trust any natural sources because of the big fucking CROCODILES AND STINGERS HERE YOU WILL DIE

just a vast convict ridden and now chink filled irrelevant shithole. And in the interest of not being biased I'll list the pros:
>better pay
>better fruit
>stocks blue v

That's it. Fuck you aussie bitch ass motherfucking cunts die slow and rot niggers. An entire country can't even make a meat pie? Bitches.

>> No.18841996

>>18841985
where have you been traveling?

>> No.18842011

>>18841996
Everywhere major that isn't in western Australia, skipped it. But went to tasmania as well.

>> No.18842020

>>18841985
Good. Make sure you tell everybody when you go home so nobody you meet decides to exploit the lax policy on immigration from Bogan Zealand.

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>>18842011
well you're a sourpuss. is it just because our sheep rejected you and you're all frustrated now?

>> No.18842056

>"chrome" cans of fucking rexona

What did the abo mean by this?

>> No.18842086

>>18841985
I don't even know what the fuck a "puma" is you bullshit merchant histrionic kiwi troon, but at least if you hate it that's one fewer violent googly eyed iced up maori thug over here

though if you didn't have a room temp iq (or weren't looking for excuses to hate australia) you'd go to an independent bakery besides some inner urban hipster joint, even then the only reason the poofter pie would cost so much is if you converted it to your banana republic-tier hobbit dollars

>> No.18842126

>>18842086
You sound mad as fuck I insulted your subhuman and convict ridden nigger shithole bitch. Reality is I've traveled more of your country than you ever will amd my opinion is therefore more vid than yours. Never seen more meth abuse in my life than in your shithole inner cities. Never seen natives more deranged than the subhumans every government building and fucking tv ad pays lipservice too. We acknowledge the traditional owners of the land, the ooga Boogaloo vb spear chucking people. Get fucked. Your country is a nugger ridden arid desert and the only hospital places are literally Chinese offshore territories. Only reason your country has money that you boast about, is because all you're fucking good for is taking a spade and digging fucking holes in the ground and selling it to the chinks you're all so xenophobic against. The very same chinks flooding your country with meth. Suck my mother fucking superior dick you abo bitch. And once you're done swallowing, make me a proper fucking meat pie.

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>> No.18842136

>>18842126
In reality you've never visited New Zealand, have you? You're a very particular type of Australian. The out of touch Sydney Morning Herald journalist.

>> No.18842204

>>18842126
>You sound mad as fuck
You're projecting
your wall of text is incoherent rage and you never explained what the fuck a "puma" translates to from your passportless sheeprooter parlance

>> No.18842229

>>18842130
never seen that in my life.

>> No.18842237

>>18842229
They're everywhere in the outback. Like I say I spent 3 months travelling vast amounts of this country, I have a more informed opinion than you. Your country is shit.

>> No.18842249

>>18842237
>the fruit is literally seething
sounds great champ, go tell as many people as you can.
i agree it is shit no one should travel here for any reason.

>> No.18842400

>>18837208

remember mcds apple pies in the 90s?

>> No.18842404

>>18841213

best pie coming thru, floyovers only.

>> No.18842469

>>18837057
Literally every servo, truck stop 7/11 and locally owned bakery in existence you massive faggot.

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Yikes. While this kiwi schizo looks for his meds, bumping with the best pies in the universe.

>> No.18842984

>>18842126
Couldn't have described the Aussiez better if I tried. Fellow traveler everywh we re other than South Ameriland and can say AU's has been the worst "developed nation". And that's after watching a Swiss hotel receptionist tell a Swiss national he can wait at the back of the queue because he's black.

>> No.18842997

>>18837003
If you ain't from the norf we don't want ya. Get oot.

>> No.18843018

>>18833534
>>18834272
That's got to be a troll right. Of all the former colonies your the loud drunk cousin at the table who runs the party for the rest of the commonwealth.
(As a britbong I apologize again for him)

It would be tolerable except you won the national resource lottery and became enslaved to the the Chinaman.

>> No.18844589

>>18842126
>>18842984
Interesting that these two posts agreeing with each other have similar phoneposter shibboleth typos

>> No.18845872

>>18833821
Based. Ill be sure to tune in

>> No.18845875

>>18835282
Thorpy bakery used to be ok too, but I hear they are selling it.,

>> No.18845879

>>18835470
>boomerang
You eat it and it comes back up?

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>>18845894
nanna's doesn't count anon

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can't go wrong with vili's
>>18845894
Nanna's rhubarb + apple pies are pretty nice from what I remember