/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18825497]

>a guy I like is coming over
>no idea what to cook
How does seared salmon over mashed potatoes with green beens sound? Or is it too much over the top?

[Anonymous No.18825500]

>>18825497
kill yourself, homosexual.

[Anonymous No.18825502]

[Anonymous No.18825504]

>>18825497
You're a man, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.18825505]

>>18825497
Cook your own jizzum.

[Anonymous No.18825506]

>>18825497
sounds good. don't overthink it and have a good time.

[Anonymous No.18825507]

>>18825505
Lol, who even says jizzum anymore haha.

[Anonymous No.18825522]

kick his ass if he thinks anything is too much

[Anonymous No.18825524]

>>18825506
Really? I don't want to come off as too obsessed or anything like that. I want show him that I can cook though.

[Anonymous No.18825540]

>>18825500
>>18825504
>>18825505
Very predictable replies.

[Anonymous No.18825542]

>>18825540
and you expected anything less?

[Anonymous No.18825545]

>>18825497
>>18825540
Menhera tranny, go rope

[Anonymous No.18825546]

Kys
Parsleyd and saged

[Anonymous No.18825547]

>>18825497
Here's some advice from Paul Bocuse to you.

[Anonymous No.18825548]

>>18825497
you should ditch him and cook for me op

[Anonymous No.18825550]

>>18825546
rose maryied and thyemd

[Anonymous No.18825553]

>>18825545
That's not even menhera

[Anonymous No.18825564]

>>18825524
Putting together a homemade meal instead of getting takeout is enough to show you can cook. When serving guests it's better to make something you're comfortable with rather than experimenting, because it's ultimately about the guest's experience and not your ability to cook. Just serve something you'd enjoy that's presentable, like salmon and potatoes, and bring up that you like to cook in conversation.

[Anonymous No.18825565]

>>18825553
Most if not all anime posters are now just trannies, even if weaboos used to be a part of it.

[Anonymous No.18825568]

>>18825565
who would have guessed....

[Anonymous No.18825570]

>>18825565
Having trannies on your mind 24/7 while browsing anime website isn't healthy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18825573]

>>18825497
Sounds good, although for me personally I’d prefer roasted potatoes over mashed with salmon.

[Anonymous No.18825576]

>>18825497
Any guy who doesn't like salmon is worthless anyway.

[Anonymous No.18825578]

>>18825565
Anime is more mainstream than comic books. What you're saying is something like "every person who eats avacados are gay"

[Anonymous No.18825579]

>>18825497
My girl used to make this and it was disgusting, because she didn't know what she was doing. Lumpy cold mash, salmon dripping in grease, undercooked beans. Fart-a-thon!

The move is to just ask him what he wants then order it. And pay yourself. He will respect you and jump you.

[Anonymous No.18825580]

>>18825570
>>18825570
NTA but youre completely right
now imagine living life in current age without trannies being fucking everywhere.
you fucking cant because its a cancer that infects everything. fucking hell even destiny 2 got sucked into that shit.

[Anonymous No.18825583]

>>18825578
But that's true.

[Anonymous No.18825587]

>>18825497
Sounds good but >>18825579 does have a point. If you're going to cook something, make sure it's something you're not going to fuck up.

[Anonymous No.18825595]

>>18825580
How hard it is to just mentally filter them? Should be easy to do assuming you have at least 2 brain cells to rub together

[Anonymous No.18825600]

>>18825595
>assuming you have at least 2 brain cells to rub together
dont try and act smart, you know trannies are a fucking plague everywhere. its not suprising that people associate anime with trannies

[Anonymous No.18825603]

>>18825600
>trannies are a fucking plague everywhere
>0.6% of the US population
I can see why you thought I was acting smart. Big fish small pond, huh?

[Anonymous No.18825606]

>>18825603
its a fucking phrase you retard
>start throwing statistics
yeha i dont think i need to spend any time explaining to you how fucking retarded you are

[Anonymous No.18825613]

>>18825606
Sure it is, buddy. Don't let the tranny get you on the way out.

[Anonymous No.18825616]

>>18825540
You know the rules, if you put your sex forward and want help than you need to deliver the goods first. We aren't running a charity here.

[Anonymous No.18825622]

>>18825603
That's a lot. I thought it's much lower.

[Anonymous No.18825629]

>>18825622
Not when you put it into perspective. For example only 1.2% of the US population follows Buddhism. How often do you meet someone who's a Buddhist?

[Anonymous No.18825630]

>when you're a guy and your female date asks you over so she can cook
Not even picky why women why.

[Anonymous No.18825633]

>>18825497
Abort. He's expecting sex before marriage. Abort immediately. Do not ever meet in a private place. He will rape you if you refuse and no jury will believe you did not consent. They think meeting in a home equates to consenting.

[Anonymous No.18825636]

>>18825633
I'm sure she would love to be in an abusive lesbian relationship with you by all means tell her the meal she is preparing for another human being is unhealthy, meanwhile we don't even know if OP is a gay man

[Anonymous No.18825642]

>>18825564
>>18825579
>>18825587
I really like cooking and I cook for myself a lot. I think I will be able to make it in a way that's presentable. Cooking is one of the few things I would say I'm good at.

>>18825573
Roasted potatoes don't really go well with green beans for me. If I had asparagus, yeah.

>>18825630
>>18825633
I didn't ask him over. He's coming over to pick up some stuff from work.

[Anonymous No.18825644]

I just came super hard so I think you should kill yourself fag

[Anonymous No.18825651]

>>18825497
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.18825678]

>>18825497
Just make pasta

[Anonymous No.18825682]

>>18825678
I thought that's what this thread was?

[Anonymous No.18825684]

>>18825678
That's too casual.

[Anonymous No.18825695]

>>18825497
Fish is a nice choice, no it's not over the top.

[Anonymous No.18827187]

>>18825576
Fish is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.18827199]

>>18825497
Gay.

[Anonymous No.18827211]

>>18825497
Make roast beef sandwich.

Never mind. You already have one between your legs.

[Anonymous No.18827218]

>>18825497
sounds decent if you pan fry the green beans, probably would not go with fish because it is easy to overcook when not paying attention when everything else you are thinking about is happening, so something slow cooked, would be what i would do, unless the reason you chose fish is the short cook time

[Anonymous No.18827605]

>>18825497
Plan was aborted. He didn't want to stay for dinner.

[Anonymous No.18827611]

>>18825497
Idk make something tasty and easy like spaghetti with top quality sauce. Salmon is pretentious and you’re both gonna eat it and still be hungry

[Anonymous No.18827627]

>>18827605
did you at least get some handholding? rooting for you OP

[Anonymous No.18827635]

>>18827605
yeah the way you framed it originally it sounded like you were hosting him dinner. I could have told you he wouldn't bite, especially if you're making a three part meal. C'est la vie

[Anonymous No.18827639]

>>18827605
Tell us how it went, anon!

[Anonymous No.18827640]

>>18827605
fucking faggot should have just told him straight up you wanna fuck

[Anonymous No.18827645]

>>18825500
Based.

[Anonymous No.18827649]

>>18827605
Haha I Iove rejecting women.

[Anonymous No.18827654]

>>18825630
>>18827649
>women

[Anonymous No.18827660]

>>18825497
>>18825500
>>18825502
>>18825504
>>18825505
>>18825506
>>18825507
>>18825522
>>18825524
>>18825542
>>18825546
>>18825547
>>18825548
>>18825550
>>18825564
>>18825573
>>18825576
>>18825579
>>18825587
>>18825616
>>18825630
>>18825633
>>18825636
>>18825642
>>18825644
>>18825651
>>18825678
>>18825682
>>18825684
>>18825695
>>18827187
>>18827199
>>18827211
>>18827218
>>18827605
>>18827611
>>18827627
>>18827635
>>18827639
>>18827640
>>18827645
>>18827649
>>18827654
Why is /ck/ full of gay people?

[Anonymous No.18827666]

>>18827660
>a forum full of young men who feel ostracised by the world come together to have fun and shit on eachother
gee anon did it ever occur that some men might be gay ?

[Anonymous No.18827676]

>>18827627
>>18827639
He just picked up his stuff and left. Didn't even stay over for a drink.

[Anonymous No.18827678]

>>18827676
bruh what did you say

[Anonymous No.18827679]

>>18827660
Please just touch grass already

[Anonymous No.18827693]

>>18827678
I asked him if he was going to stay over for dinner. He said no.

[Anonymous No.18827694]

>>18827679
>Implying that by touching grass he’ll accept homosexuality

[Anonymous No.18827704]

>>18827693
HA yeah he didnt want dinner mate
you know what he wanted, should have just asked if thats what he wanted

[Anonymous No.18827706]

>>18827693
Did you try and make any small talk or? Did you tell him to come over some other time?

[Anonymous No.18827710]

>>18827660
I was molested

[Anonymous No.18827729]

>>18827676
>he knew even alcohol couldn't make OP fuckable
grim

[Anonymous No.18827734]

>be me
>talking to some chick online
>pretty cute ig, filters on every pic tho
>invites me over to dinner
>go over, waiting at the door
>she opens it
>instantly tell she’s a he, and not in the good way
>smile and ask where the shitter is
>go to bathroom to pull myself together before i turn this place into a murder suicide scene
>fish smell in the air, not sure whether it’s dinner or a dilated wound
>tell him something came up
>leave within 5 minutes of entering their house
Food for this feel?

[Anonymous No.18827740]

>>18827734
i think mushrooms are good for making up fantasies in your head
have you tried psilocybin pizza?

[Anonymous No.18827745]

>>18827734
Greasy diner burger and purchase of a 6-pack on the way home

[Anonymous No.18827753]

>>18827734
sorry you had to run into a troon bro
they're menaces

[Anonymous No.18827761]

>>18827745
This.

[Anonymous No.18827772]

>>18827704
But I work with him and don't want to make things awkward...

>>18827706
>Did you try and make any small talk or?
I tried to.
>Did you tell him to come over some other time?
No. He was in a hurry I guess.

>>18827729
Oh come on. I'm at least a 7 or a 6/10.

[Anonymous No.18827780]

>>18827772
did he know why you invited him over, or did you jsut invite a work mate over because you fancie him because if he isnt gay you fucked up badly

[Anonymous No.18827806]

>>18827780
I had some of his stuff from work. He came to pick it up.
>if he isnt gay you fucked up badly
Why would I want him to be gay?

[Anonymous No.18827818]

>>18827772
If it was for work, maybe he was just really preoccupied with what it was for. At least you tried though! They'll be other opportunities for you to get closer with him, don't give up!

[Anonymous No.18827820]

>>18827806
C'mon son

[Anonymous No.18827823]

>>18827806
so you made this thread to say a guy came over to pick some stuff up and you randomly suggested if he wanted a meal with you?
are you stupid or what? and ofc youd want him to be gay otherwise why would he fuck you

[Anonymous No.18827832]

Can you guys stop assuming I’m gay? I’m a biological woman.

[Anonymous No.18827840]

>>18827832
well you can pretend all you want but im not gonna give into your shitty ideologies

[Anonymous No.18827843]

>>18827832
nice try but women aren't real

[Anonymous No.18827845]

>>18825497

[Anonymous No.18827846]

>>18827832
Oh, you're a woman? Name every woman then.

[Anonymous No.18827847]

>>18827832
hold the fucking phone, you invited a workfreind over of the opposite gender to pick some stuff up and then you bombarded him with "do you want to have a meal" and then go on to complain on 4chan
christ thats sad no wonder so many young men are gay these days. thats even more embarrassing and pathetic than a dude trying to bum his coworker

[Anonymous No.18827855]

>>18827660
Cooking is for women and we are men partaking in a feminine hobby. Put two and two together pea brain.

[Anonymous No.18827856]

>>18827832
well did he even come into your house?

[Anonymous No.18827859]

>>18827806
Are you autistic? Of course he wouldn't want to stay for dinner everyone in this thread was assuming you had invited him over

[Anonymous No.18827870]

>>18827859
ikr
its like an embarrassing story from a fucking spider man comic
its almost too cringey to actually believe

[Anonymous No.18827882]

>>18827847

[Anonymous No.18827950]

>>18827832
And they say femcels aren't real kek.
Don't worry baby you're going to get a lot of hurtful comments on here but just know that I support you and your attempts to get some dick. Post face and we can tell you if you have a chance. But you'll probably have to least at least 50lbs.

[Anonymous No.18827971]

>>18827818
>>18827823
>>18827847
>>18827859
Why would he say no, though? Wouldn't most people like it if someone else cooked something for them?

>>18827832
This is not me but yeah. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[Anonymous No.18827977]

>>18827971
because he came to get his shit not sit around with you having a fucking meal when he has something better to do
use your fucking brain youd have had a better chance if you dropped his pants at the door and started sucking

[Anonymous No.18827988]

>>18827977
He has to have dinner at some point in his day. Doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.18827997]

>>18827988
neither does you randomly throwing that idea at him when hes come to pick his shit up
you blew your chance you idiot. to him you are now just a weird person.

[Anonymous No.18828008]

tfw no thirsty bitch trying to drug and entrap me to steal my essense

[Anonymous No.18828017]

>>18827988
>He has to have dinner at some point in his day.
Yeah, and like most people doing a shitty job he probably saw this as a roadblock between him and those ideal dinner plans.

[Anonymous No.18828062]

>>18827997
Oh.
>>18828017
I was doing him a favor by picking his stuff up in the first place. I don't think he saw this encounter as a pain though.

[Anonymous No.18828102]

>>18828062
I don't think he saw this as anything other than you doing a favor for him, and when you asked him if he wanted dinner he said no because he had shit to do and no interest in sticking around. Call in the favor and get some head at a later date, if you want his dick you gotta play the long con.

[Anonymous No.18828241]

>>18827971
Only if they're a good cook. I've had to be polite and choke down some vile stuff too many times to count.

[Anonymous No.18828480]

>>18828102
Well that sucks.
>>18828241
I think I'm a pretty good cook

[Anonymous No.18829065]

I thought it was already established that women lurked this board. Why are you niggers acting so surprised?

[Anonymous No.18829079]

>>18825500
Incel moment

[Anonymous No.18829081]

>>18829065
there are no women on the internet

[Anonymous No.18829091]

>>18825497
If you are even really thinking about it you are probably overthinking it because if you cook at all you probably have a couple of dishes that are both low stress and high reward that you bust out for just these occasions

[Anonymous No.18829138]

>>18829065
There are no tits in this thread, so why would anyone believe a woman was here?

[Anonymous No.18829156]

do something comfy like spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.18829168]

>>18829065
it must be tourism hours. Even on an anonymous board it's really obvious just from posting style that this board is majority lesbians.

[Anonymous No.18829169]

>>18829168
I believe the word you meant to use was trannies. It would explain the absence of tits

[Anonymous No.18829172]

>>18829168
EU hours are the worst on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18829184]

>>18829169
Your obsession with trannies is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.18829195]

If you're an actual femanon and you're ranking yourself a 6, that's means you're at best a 3-4, likely a landwhale but with a cute face. What exactly of his did you steal/borrow in order to trick him into coming over to pick it up? and do you realize that cooking a meal for a coworker that's stopping by to pick up a DVD is really fucking insane?

[Anonymous No.18829205]

>>18829169
Incel thinks the official real women forum is filled with women sending lewds to each other...have sex retard

[Anonymous No.18829216]

>>18829205
>>18829184
4chan is not filled with women, as evidenced by this thread...

[Anonymous No.18829665]

>>18827660
become an hero

[Anonymous No.18829871]

>>18829195
I'm not fat. Does that mean I'm just cute? I keep reading that having self confidence adds to the overral attractiveness scale. That's why I didn't score myself low.

[Anonymous No.18830255]

>>18827660
I was touched funny at age 6

[Anonymous No.18830303]

>>18827971
You poor thing, you did your best. He was probably busy, that's all. Maybe ask if he would like to hang out sometime so he's ready and invite him to enjoy your cooking afterwards.

[Anonymous No.18830312]

greetings from khazakstan

[Anonymous No.18830989]

>>18829871
That shit might apply to your mirror. In the real world it's quite the opposite. Most men like meek women. A confident woman is an arrogant, demanding one. But beyond that, what's the fucking context here? What did you trick him into coming over to pickup and why did you have to resort to tricking him? Clearly there was some kind of misleading that took place, otherwise even a total retard would pick up on the fact that you're after that dick. Only two possible reasons really: you're fucking ugly, or you're that God damn autistic that you couldn't drop a single hint and was lying through your teeth to him.

[Anonymous No.18830998]

>>18825497
>seared salmon
Kys, if I was invited over ANYONES house and they opt to serve me shitty fucking fish it's over. I'd rather eat horse cum

[Anonymous No.18831011]

holy autism thread

[Anonymous No.18831055]

>>18831011
Go eat your "so called" fish then
(Goyslop cuck)

[Anonymous No.18831152]

>>18827660
Gays are the most powerful race.

[Anonymous No.18831199]

>>18831152
Same strenght tier as flips

[Anonymous No.18831204]

This place is just /v/eddit now.

[Anonymous No.18831208]

>>18831204
Just post the titties already