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>> No.18819795
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>>18819771
Big pickles like 5 calories. Plus the juice has sugar and other stuff (garlic) sometimes. You could eat a bunch, but nothing has zero calories except your moms big fat muff.

>> No.18819799

>>18819771
Put them inside your ass.

>> No.18819840

>>18819771
the sodium would fuck you up before you'd reach a non-negligible number of calories

>> No.18819854

>>18819771
Does someone have that old copypasta of someone eating a jar of pickles and just shitting their insides out?

>> No.18819856

>>18819795
>nothing has zero calories
Except things like salt, water, and indigestible macromolecules. There are also things like celery, which have calories but (supposedly) take more calories of energy to breakdown and digest than the body recoups, effectively making them "worth" negative calories in the end.

>> No.18819929

>>18819795
>nothing has zero calories
Ever heard of air buddy or imaginary food! Get a grip

>> No.18819950

>>18819840
This. They'd make a great diet food but the salt will ruin you. Munch on basic cucumbers instead, maybe make a basic cucumber salad with onions, vinegar, and dill.

>> No.18819977

>>18819929
Breathing costs you energy, making air have NEGATIVE calories

>> No.18819983

>>18819771
Chubbyemu made a video about this

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>>18819771

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>>18819771
Imagine the vinegary shits

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>he's back

>> No.18820205

>>18819985
That's bullshit. But I believe it.

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>>18819854

>> No.18820338

>>18819840
>>18819950
Not really true if you just drink water. Daily reminder the Japanese eat 10,000 mg of salt a day. That's more than 2 entire jars of supermarket brand pickles. Per day.

>> No.18820355

>>18819771
Just eat more cucumbers the amount of salt is disturbing in pickles and if you eat tomany you will have to urinate during the night multiple times.Any food can be unhealthy evin broccoli 1 eat atlest a pound a day at first I disliked the taste. You can try mushrooms thair almost zero calories,or celery if your on a diet very liw Suger is the key not a low calorie diet.

>> No.18820362

>>18819985
It's the same reason you can't drink seawater. It's not that the salt dries you out or something, it's that it gives you massive liquid shits for hours afterwards because your body needs to purge the salt before it kills you.

>> No.18820442

>>18820338
they also have an insane rate of gastric cancer relative to other developed nations

>> No.18820466

>>18820362
Wrong.

>> No.18820468

>>18819856
>There are also things like celery, which have calories but (supposedly) take more calories of energy to breakdown and digest than the body recoups, effectively making them "worth" negative calories in the end.

There is literally nothing that actually does this

>> No.18820486

https://youtu.be/gF69voHU_ys