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Eat more oysters. They're good for you.

>> No.18819018

>>18819009
Can they undo the damage from the Jewish vaccines? I'm scared.

>> No.18819410

>>18819009
I like them fried. I never got into that slimey texture, that's more for females and homosexuals.

>> No.18819421

>>18819018
yes, they are filter feeders and will filter out the clot vax

>>18819410
>eating pussy is for fags

>> No.18820331

>>18819009
Smoked canned oysters are so good but they're hard to find in stores and usually cost alot

>> No.18820350
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>>18820331
All I can find come from fucking China.
>eating filter feeders raised in the people's republic of cadmium

>> No.18820402
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>> No.18820409

>>18819009
>Eat more oysters. They're good for you.
Thanks big oyster corporation

>> No.18820458

love me oysters
love my horseradish
love me lemon
love me Tabasco
love me cold beer
simple as

>> No.18820463

>>18819009
I went out for dinner with my dad two days ago, and we crushed 3 dozen oysters before our main course. I swear I could just smash 100 oysters without stopping. They're so good and don't fill me up at all.

>> No.18820529

>>18819009
That plate would cost $20 where I'm from

>> No.18820541

>>18819009
I had the best oysters of my life down on Bruny Island in Tasmania. Straight out of the ocean and onto my plate, they were pretty cheap too.
I had 2 dozen natural and the last dozen was in three different styles.

>> No.18820563

>>18819009
How are they good for you?

>> No.18820666

>>18820463
I'm jelly as fuck. My dad got me into oysters, or tried to at least. I didn't start to really enjoy them until years after he'd passed away. I'd give both my legs for even a chance to eat three dozen oysters with him just one time. Savor every second you have with your old man, anon. One day he won't be around and there will be a hole left in your heart.

>> No.18820673

>>18820563

filled with all kinds of vitamins, minerals and are protein dense. Plus they're vegan if you're into that sort of shit

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>>18819018
nope, sorry retard. you are going to die

>> No.18820704

>>18820529
same, shits expensive in restaurants thats why I started buying and schucking them myself. The go for about $1 to $1.50 a piece at local grocery stores.

>> No.18820832

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtW_t2RC_4k

>> No.18820864

>>18820832
>only spend one day a year doing actual work
>the rest of the time get paid to boat and drink beer
I want to be an oyster farmer

>> No.18821221

I fucking wish but I live in the desert away from the coast

>> No.18821911

I'd let myself get raped by trannies for two dozen fresh oysters i'd also do it without the oysters

>> No.18821916

>>18819421
>eating pussy is for fags
It literally is. It's a sign of weakness.

>> No.18821988

>>18820463
Smashed a hundred oysters once. Only 99 of them worked.
Nyuk nyuk..

>> No.18822426

>>18821988
I don't get it..

>> No.18822593

>>18820666
Sorry to hear about your pops anon. I'm 30 but probably didn't really start appreciating the time spent with my dad until into my 20s, but the time is dedinitely being savored now. A nice meal has always been a bit of a bonding event for us.

>> No.18822791

The oysters are good, aren’t they?

This time of year…

>> No.18822795

>>18822791
I don't know what nationality they are.

I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers. Don't you?

>> No.18822800

>>18820673
>Plus they're vegan if you're into that sort of shit
No they're not. It's a mollusc like snail and squid

>> No.18822804

>>18822795
Yes

>> No.18822811

>>18822804
There's good oysters here. Seems to be the right season of year.

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18822819

I like oyster sushi

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>>18822819
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

>> No.18822868

>>18821916
t. literal homosexual.

>> No.18822875

>>18822800
>>Plus they're vegan if you're into that sort of shit
>No they're not. It's a mollusc like snail and squid
Oysters eat phytoplankton and algea, both are vegan. That makes Oysters vegan.

>> No.18822893

>>18820350
Dont eat those, oysters need to come from either from france or the Netherlands, also some places in murica. I can drive to the coast in the Netherlands and pluck them from the rocks for free (up to 10kg per person). The water quality is monitored by the Dutch government so I know when it is safe to eat them.

>> No.18822897

>>18822791
Every month with an R in it they are good, in the summer they breed and are very milky.

>> No.18823059

>>18822868
Stop (you)ing me you sick faggot.

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>>18822893
>Dont eat those
Yeah, no shit bro. I quit buying them as soon as I noticed the "Product of Bugistan" label.
>MFW
I'm just grousing because now I have to source them via the Internet.
>harvesting wild
Not really practical for me to do on a whim because flyover, but that's cool that you can do that; I kinda envy you, NGL. You guys have to have a fishing loicense over there, or can any citizen just show up and start plucking the gourmet boogers?

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>Stop (you)ing me you sick faggot.

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>>18822875
Do Whaaaaaat?
Cows eat grain and hay, does that make beef vegan?

>> No.18823184

>>18819009
Sure they may be good for me but they're not good for the oyster. The oyster never consented to you eating it. Stop being a murderer. Oysters are friends not food.

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>>18823168
cows have brains and nerve endings. oysters do not. they're incapable of thinking and literally do not feel pain so many vegans see them as being something they can eat without any moral qualms.

>> No.18823192

>>18823184
and carrots scream when you rip them out of the ground. plants filter the air and make clean oxygen, they're our friends too. stop eating them. rocks are supposed to be tasty. if you really want to save the planet and all our friends you should switch to the rock diet.

>> No.18823195

>>18823184
Oysters were born so that I may one day eat them, I am fulfilling their destiny.

>> No.18823222
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>>18823195
This anon speaks the truth.

>> No.18823229

>>18823164
Where did you get this image of me

>> No.18823230

>>18822426
He put his willy (pee-pee) inside the 100 different oysters and it only fit in one

>> No.18823240

>>18821916
t. Underage and/ or has never been in a serious relationship. I don’t like going down on random sloots but if it’s someone I love then I don’t mind it at all.

>> No.18823260

>>18823230
I still don't get it..

>> No.18823404

>>18823260
This anon shoved his one eyed trouser snake (pecker) into a hundred oysters however he was only able to fit it into one oyster

>> No.18823427

>>18823404
so his dick was small enough to fuck 99 oysters? i don't think that's something to brag about..

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>>18823188
>vegans see them as being something they can eat without any moral qualms.
You DO understand you're talking about the same people that debate whether eating honey is a moral atrocity, right?
>>18823188
>they're incapable of thinking
You're also describing half the people on this board, but I'm pretty sure vegans aren't on board with "long pig".
https://www.google.com/search?q=vegans+oysters
>By definition, no, oysters are not vegan; they are still living organisms which means they can't be considered a vegan food.

>> No.18823500

>>18819009
Mussels > oysters

>> No.18823537

>>18823500
Sorry, no. That's incorrect.

>> No.18823553

>>18823486
vegans ARE dumb, but that doesn't mean there aren't a bunch of them who eat oysters

>> No.18823565

>>18823168
>Cows eat grain and hay, does that make beef vegan?
I think cows are vegan. I don't think small insects and such they accidentally eat makes them non-vegan. And if cows are vegan, their meat is naturally vegan too.

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Love them, can eat and eat them with lemon and sometimes a lil horseradish sauce washed down with beer

>> No.18823572

>>18819421
>>18823240
>>18822868
Bros, ask your grandpa about it. He will call you a fag.

>> No.18823578

>>18823572
>I don't like pussy
>No, it's you that is the fag

>> No.18823579

>>18823553
>doesn't mean there aren't a bunch of them who eat oysters
I think you're thinking of pescatarians.
Unless you want to double-down on the stupid and insist that vegans eat meat?

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>>18823565
OK then.

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>>18823572
>>18823578

>> No.18823593

>>18823578
>love thing I stick my penis in
>therefore I MUST shove my face in it and lick it and swallow its discharge
ask your grandpa like I said

>> No.18823597

>>18823579
NTA but basically every result on your sarcastic google link is talking about how it's a point of contention even among self proclaimed vegans.

>> No.18823657

>>18819009
I'm not rich. I can barely cover my normal grocery bill as it is.

>> No.18823704

>>18823657
Just buy them fresh from the monger at your grocery store and schuck them yourself. They go for about $1 a piece so you can easily get half a dozen for less than $10

>> No.18823734
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l go to whole foods once a month just for a dozen of oysters

>> No.18823759

>>18823597
VEGANS DON'T EAT MEAT.
Jesus, it's like you're a catholic schoolgirl that takes it up the ass but insists you're a virgin.
VEGANS
DON'T
EAT
MEAT.
Wow, I can't be-fucking-lieve how stupid half the people on this board are.

>> No.18823772

>>18823592
>>18823593
Imagine being this insecure about their sexuality. So-called heterosexuals that so insecure about it are usualy closeted homosexuals.

>> No.18823802

>>18823734
BASED
Looks like I'm going to whole foods this friday

>> No.18823816

>>18823240
Nah other anon is right. I've never gone down on my girlfriend and she's never asked me to. Shit's weird. You're probably projecting with that post and think porn = real life.

>> No.18823818

>>18823759
oysters aren't meat bro, chill out. they're bivalves which means they're basically sea mushrooms and vegans eat mushrooms

>> No.18823892

>>18823772
>people kindly let you know you're gay
>"YOU'RE JUST INSECURE"
lol

>> No.18823945

>>18823892
It's literally you that are scared of pussy making you gay.

>> No.18823951

>>18823945
Pussies are for fucking, not licking. Faggot.

>> No.18823953

>>18823951
Why does licking pussy gross you out?

>> No.18823964

>>18823953
It doesn't gross me out. It's just emasculating. You might as well get your girlfriend to peg you while you're at it. Better ask her bull's permission first though.

>> No.18823988

>>18823964
Lol, imagine being so insecure you believe giving your girlfriend pleasure makes you emasculated.

>> No.18824014

>>18823988
that anon is just prison gay. he'd fuck a dude in the ass before eating pussy

>> No.18824018
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>>18823988
>Imagine being so insecure you think letting your girlfriend fuck you in the ass and spank your ass while calling you a good little puppy makes you less of a man

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>>18823759
Go argue with the people from the articles you linked. I literally don't have a dog in this fight.

>> No.18824488

I'm a small-scale oyster farmer.
Please eat more oysters.

>> No.18824510

I encourage every anon who has never had an oyster to try it at least once before they die. Be brave. Be adventurous. Be sexy to to opposite sex.. or to the same sex if that's your thing. BTW I'm totally not a small-scale oyster farmer or whatever.

>> No.18824536

>>18823192
These look like big, goo, strong hands, don't they?

>> No.18824541

>>18823964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFkTTpYiVgE

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>>18824536
Even Atreyu eats oysters. Just look at the size of his schucking knife.

>> No.18824680

>>18820458
Based oyster enjoyer

>> No.18824685

>>18823816
>I've never gone down on my girlfriend
WTF?

>> No.18824688

>>18823818
>they're basically sea mushrooms
Except for they part where they're meat. Because, you know, that's what animals are made of.

>> No.18824692

>>18823964
>It's just emasculating.
Not if you're doing it right.

>> No.18824696

>>18824018
Not that anon but wojak posting generally means you got told hard and are coping

>> No.18824704

>>18823964
Explain how pleasing a woman sexually is emasculating

>> No.18824707

>>18824688
If burgers, which are "meat" can be made out of mushrooms, and if oysters are sea mushrooms, then yeah sure I guess you can call them "meat" in the same way a vegan can call beans "protein".

>> No.18824715

>>18824707
>and if oysters are sea mushrooms
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

>> No.18824731

>>18824715
And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike.

>> No.18824888

>>18824704
Focusing on a woman's pleasure and trying to "please" her is submissive behaviour.

>> No.18824961

>>18824888
>trying to "please" her is submissive behaviour.
...said the foreveralone virgin.

>> No.18824984

>>18824704
>xlain how pleasing a woman sexually is emasculating
shudnt be pleasureable for a female. ooooooo

>> No.18825005

>>18824961
More projection. See: >>18823816

Your job is to put your seed in her. Anything else is submissive degeneracy.

>> No.18825034

>>18823964
I agree with you. I won't let a woman give me head either, unless shes a ho

>> No.18825039

>>18819009
I hope the people working in the oyster industry do well because it's "an honorable profession" or whatever my shithead italian uncle said about it one time but fucking oysters they are gross. Literally everything on a menu and I have to take a chance this chef isn't a fucking twit that threw some frozen shit under a heat lamp.

>> No.18825046

It has been years since the BP oil spill and the oyster fishery in Apalachicola is still shut down. I refuse to eat import Louisiana oysters.

>> No.18825077

>>18825046
I think there was a ban on gulf oysters just a couple weeks ago because people in Texas were getting sick. Fuck anything even close to Mexico. I won't drink their water. I won't eat their food. I don't want them in my country. Goddamn BP Mexican oil pirates and their cocaine gasoline el chapo drug lords.

>> No.18825936

>>18825005
>Anything else is submissive degeneracy.
We get it. You're a serial killer. Not very /ck/ related, though.

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>>18820331
Bull.

>> No.18826000

>>18824984
Then there's no point to her having sex with you. Enjoy your hands.
>>18824888
No, that is called care and affection. Enjoy your inevitable divorce. Making sure your wife is content and happy is not a weakness nor is it submissive. You sound like a dunecoon

>> No.18826044

>>18825046
its because of the N's in georgia blocking the fresh water that runs in Apalachicola Bay

>> No.18826511 [DELETED] 

>>18826000
If your dick isnt enough to satisfy your wife then you married a whore who will divorce rape you one way or another.

>> No.18826517

>>18826000
If your dick isnt enough to satisfy your wife then you're either very bad a sex, or you married a whore who will divorce rape you one way or another.

>> No.18826550

>>18826517
Are you saying you satisfy women with your dick? But that's giving her pleasure and that's emasculating and submissive degeneracy.

>> No.18826560

>>18826517
Look at this fag over here who uses his dick to satisfy women. Gayest fucking shit I've ever heard

>> No.18826583

>>18826550
>>18826560
imagine coping this hard with your lack of masculinity. You bicker like a woman

>> No.18826596

>>18826517
If you don't have enough sexual prowess to satisfy your woman you are not a man.
>Muh whore cope
I hope your wife doesn't suck your dick because that would be degenerate.
>>18826583
Shut up dunecoon. Take your Abrahamic nonsense back to the desert where it belongs with your goat wife and cousin wife

>> No.18826601

>>18826596
bicker bicker bicker. I'm starting to think you're just a coping roastie. Definitely have the testosterone levels of one.

>> No.18826665

>>18824888
The Bible calls for husband and wife to submit to each other

>> No.18826682

>>18826601
NTA, but this is IMAX level projection. You lack the qualifications to exercise free will

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It was a very good day. Even found a pea crab in one of the oysters. Cheers anons. Talk less about fag butt pussy eating and talk more about enjoying oysters.

>> No.18828302

>>18826665
The Bible calls for the wife to submit to the husband.

>> No.18828305

>>18826682
Says the guy who learned how to have sex from Jewish porn directors

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>>18826665
This nigga trying to use the bible to justify licking pussy like a beta boy