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What did it taste like?

>> No.18818915

Liquid shit.

>> No.18818920

>>18818912
more like the last "barbeque" sauce you'll ever taste

>> No.18818926

>>18818912
Like a mouthwatering foreskin in wet speedos.

>> No.18818937

>>18818912
The best

>> No.18818967

>>18818912
Yeah, THE BEST, it's written on the bottle so you know its true.

>> No.18819025 [DELETED] 

>>18818912
My sister just had a huuuuuge orgasm in her bedroom opposite mine. Loud af moaning. New vibrator.

>> No.18819032

>>18818926
please shut the fuck up

>> No.18819046

>>18818912
>What did it taste like?
never had it, already have the knowledge to make my own or use a common national brand that works for whatever I'm grilling. From scratch, I mostly do chimmichurri, jerk sauce, or dry rubs, not sauces. But, watch 5 minutes of any Bobby Flay episode to know you can use your grill's side burner to make your own deliciousness from common ingredients.

>> No.18819065

>>18819046
This Walkerswood stuff is best for jerk sauce and I don't have get a ton of ingredients just for a small batch.

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>>18819065
...

>> No.18819084

>>18818912
With one taste I immediately de-transitioned back into a man and started attending my local church service every Sunday.

>> No.18819094

>>18819084
Make sure you put money in the donation plate to get closer to GOD!

>> No.18819109

Anyone that doesn't put money on the donation plate or in the box is getting a one way ticket straight to hell.

>> No.18819115

>>18819025
bro, tell her you can do vibrator functions, plus I'm pretty sure every sister fantasizes about fucking her brother no matter how hideous he might be

>> No.18819126

>>18819115
I don't know about that, my sister was like ten years older and would have preferred to just smack me over the head.

>> No.18819133

>>18819126
don't give yourself the no

>> No.18819138

>>18819126
Idiot that means she likes you.

>> No.18819143

The best you'll every taste!

>> No.18819154

>>18819138
What she liked was smacking me on my head, unless I didn't tell our mom when was going out with a boyfriend. Believe it or not I used to get gifts from them so not to tattle, which I never did regardless of that. It was still funny.

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>>18818912
The best sauce you’d ever taste

>> No.18819192

>>18819032
Your toes. My mouth. Now.

>> No.18819199

>>18819032
>>18819192
That's kinky, you two should get a room

>> No.18819205

>>18819192
not him, but bro, fucking toxic rotten manchild NEET feets are you sure about that?

>> No.18819549
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>go into ace hardware
>see this

>> No.18819556

>>18818912
$100k in Revenue per year, nationwide Walmart distribution, and a 30-minute advertising spot on West Texas Investors club. Also, the best hour of live stream shitposting /ck/ has ever had.

>> No.18819563

>>18819556
>Also, the best hour of live stream shitposting /ck/ has ever had.
do you have a link to the thread mayhap?

>> No.18819605

>>18819563
It was years ago. I was probably in college and idk if anyone saved it. It was a live stream premiere of the West Texas Investors Club episode with Ja/ck/ and it was probably one of the most popular /ck/ threads of all time.

You can still find some of the episode on YouTube. It's like Dragon's Den, but in Texas. Also, they wanted to buy Jack's YouTube channel (yes, really) but he said that wasn't for sale.

>> No.18819620

>>18819605
Yeah. It was Aug 2015.

>> No.18819662

>>18819205
Beautiful little pink foreskin though.

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>>18819605
>>18819620
Found it myself, good stuff.
>>/ck/thread/S6768757
>>/ck/thread/S6767510
>>/ck/thread/S6767671

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>> No.18819962

>>18819866
she just likes the shirts, which is a pretty funny character foible

>> No.18820007

>>18819549
the best you'll every taste?

>> No.18820123

>>18819866
Holy shit. The Return of the King.

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>>18819866
this is fucking gold

>> No.18820489

>>18818912
There is a certain on brand desperation that only Jack can tap into that comes from naming your product "The Best"

>> No.18820519

>>18818912
Jack is proof anyone can make it in America.

>> No.18820691

>>18819549
>spelling error in the sign
only Jack

>> No.18821530

>>18819549
>feed my face
gross

>> No.18821683

>>18819549
Jack sold beef jerky? Also, is that floss in the bags?

>> No.18821686

>>18818912
it using the RLM font and colors always fucks me up
like seeing a gamestop next to a smashburger

>> No.18823291

>>18819549
what would poses him to put 'feed my face' on the sign? just bizarre and kind of irritating

>> No.18823323

>>18818912
Well, like the best hot barbeque sauce I have ever tasted.

What did you expect OP?

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for me it's the time he accidentally created a non-newtonian fluid

>> No.18824522

>>18819549
I wouldn't set foot in Ace Hardware in the first place.

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>>18819549
>FEED MY FACE

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>> No.18824868

>last video he spent like 3 minutes sperging about people calling him out for just stealing recipes off of the internet and executing them poorly
>also makes a big deal of washing his hands after touching raw poultry
we live in his head rent free, foodja/ck/s

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>>18824824
magician

>> No.18826567

>>18824824
>the dead arm just hanging there