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First date. We order our food, settle on the second cheap wine. I pour a little into my glass checking for bad cork. She looks at me, as I was selfish. Should I teach her and miss the seggs?

>> No.18815526

>>18815505
Bro she was talking about making by cum boil in my ballsack through tinder before I ever heard her voice. We're just turning on Netflix as a pretense.

>> No.18815806

>>18815526
That's disgusting.
She had better be trans.

>> No.18815819

>>18815505
Here is how to answer your dilemma. If you were the girl and you were on a first date with you would you look at yourself for trying to be protecting with good shit wine or just down the bottle and start fucking yourself.

>> No.18815847

>>18815819
You know what happened? We both been working from the morning, still ended up at her bedroom. Seggs was soso.

>> No.18815890 [DELETED] 

>>18815505
Do you really want to have sex with a woman who doesn't understand how to check for a bad cork?

>> No.18815960

>>18815526
>ouuu babe I can't wait to meet I'm gonna make your cum BOIL
What the fuck is appealing about that?

>> No.18815969

>>18815505
>I pour a little into my glass checking for bad cork
>I pour a little
>I pour..for bad cork

lol what mid restaurant are you in?

>> No.18815989

>>18815505
Isn't your server supposed to do that shit?

>> No.18815999

>>18815989
Yes but OP apparently thinks Olive Tree is fancy.

>> No.18816400

>>18815505
>tfw no bf checking for bad cork at olive garden

>> No.18816459

Isn't /r9k/ the board where incels make up stories about women being dumb? Absolutely nothing about this makes any sense, but assuming you're just a complete retard and are actually being honest with your (selective) story telling, the obvious issue was that you ordered a second bottle of wine for two people without asking her and she thought you were acting like an alcoholic.

>> No.18816736

>>18815999
Wtf is wrong with olive yard more authentic than Italian restaurants with 90 menu items

>> No.18816901

>>18815505
>going to a restaurant on the first date
I hope you at least split the bill

>> No.18817081

>>18815505
Women are retarded don’t ever expect them to make rational decisions. I know a woman who dumped a guy when she found out he had an uncle that died. She said “I don’t want to hear about sad shit”

>> No.18817095

>>18817081
What an awful creature, that guy dodged a bullet.

>> No.18817127

>>18816459
Women are objectively stupid and overly judgemental about dumb shit.

>> No.18817137

>>18815505
Did anyone ever got a bad cork wine?

>> No.18817161

>>18817081
What if I once dumped a girl the same day her uncle died because I didn’t want to hear about that sad shit...

>> No.18817184

>>18817127
So are dogs, but only an autistic toddler is going to get bitten by a golden retriever.

>> No.18817200

>>18817137
It only happens with a wine that's at least a decade old, but typically older if it's been stored properly. It's a complete non-issue for someone like OP who's ordering a cheap wine at what I can only assume is a cheap restaurant. Any place fancy enough to be selling wine old enough to have a bad cork will strain it out and pour it into a decanter if they're not able to pull out the cork intact. This is still completely irrelevant because everything about OP's story is obviously fictional.

>> No.18817366

>>18817161
That one's a rational decision because women get annoying when somebody they know dies.

>> No.18818034

>>18817200
That's not what "corked" means.

>> No.18818219

>oh excuse me m'lady old habits die hard
>I'm somewhat of an established hobby sommelier, you see
>tips glass
>but it's winter

>> No.18819851

>>18817161
too soon. fuck her a couple times the day of the funeral and then dump her.

>> No.18819867

>>18815505
>she
You've already fucked up, Anon. Like I'm just sayin'.

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>>18816459
Mindless hole detected.

>> No.18820555

What is the problem here exactly? I don't think in second-guessing beta malr

>> No.18821352

Wtf is bad cork? Glad I don't drink that gay shit

>> No.18821864

>>18821352
>Wtf is bad cork?
Waaaay back in the day, wine could go bad. So there was this little ritual where the waiter would let you smell the cork, then taste the wine to make sure it didn't go bad. This as before sanitation was fully understood. In 2023 you'll never find a spoiled bottle of wine. But some people insist on the ritual.

The real WTF is that OP did this by himself, without the waiter at the table. If it's not the waiter doing it, then you're not in a resto where the wine ritual is appropriate.