/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18810225]

Well, what would you do in this situation? Your big opportunity to show everyone how good of a cook you are, what are you making?

[Anonymous No.18810230]

>>18810225
This is the final product

[Anonymous No.18810242]

>>18810225
A scene. I'm 6'3, 280 lbs and I'm perfectly fine with a night in a cell for assault. I'd slap his faggot ass across the mouth and stare at him. Either I'm fired, everything's fine and he never dares fuck with me again, or I just got his job. I'm ok with any of those. If you're a grown man and let some prick bully you, then you get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.18810246]

>>18810242
that's not assault, that's battery. at least know what crime you're committing.

[Anonymous No.18810248]

>>18810242
>threatening to slap an imaginary person over an imaginary situation while bragging about being a fat sack of shit.
cringe

[Anonymous No.18810256]

>>18810246
Staring afterwards is the assault. Go on and try something.

[Anonymous No.18810267]

>>18810242
>anon slaps the chef with his flabby arms
>it hits him like an overstuffed pillow
>the chef looks back with a mixture of derision and pity
>anon stares at him like a dead lizard
>everyone in the audience is laughing
>they don't even call the cops since they believe it's some sort of comedy act
>anon finally leaves the stage in shame

[Anonymous No.18810286]

>>18810225
I'd point out the hypocrisy of being even more elitist by claiming only a creator can appreciate a creation, then shit on a plate and tell him to try it. If he refuses that is a second hypocrisy because he is rejecting a plate untested. Then I'd teleport behind him and give him an atomic wedgie.

[Anonymous No.18810313]

>>18810248
kek

[Anonymous No.18810337]

>>18810225
I'd probably whack my dick out and piss on the place. Not even joking here.

[Anonymous No.18810351]

>>18810225
Duckbreast with a velouté on truffles and chanterelles and potatoes roasted in the duckfat.
Some lightly pickled red cabbage on the side maybe. In fairly large pieces with some crisp to them.
I will obviously need a day to prep just like that arrogant chef had.

[Anonymous No.18810362]

>>18810225
Punch everyone there and say i cook alone

[Anonymous No.18810431]

>>18810242
The chef is his hero though and he's just a customer in the restaurant who is given an opportunity to cook in front of the chef

[Anonymous No.18810450]

>>18810431
I agree that he deserves bullying for having a chef as his hero.

[Anonymous No.18810460]

>do you want to put it in the Pacojet?

[Anonymous No.18810469]

>>18810450
The chef is mad at him because he brought a hooker to dinner knowing the chef would murder suicide them all but didn't tell the hooker so now the chef is humiliating him.

[Anonymous No.18810471]

>>18810362
[William Tell overture]
The lone cook!
A fiery course with the feed of life, a pouty crust, and a hearty fried cow liver.
The lone cook.

[Anonymous No.18810473]

>>18810225
I mean if that shit happened to me I'd have turned down the chef coat immediately when he brought it out, explained that whilst I'm enthusiastic about food, I'm not a chef. That would have probably killed his whole plan desu.

[Anonymous No.18810481]

>>18810473
The chef is very intimidating though and you're sharing a table with Anya Taylor Joy who you want to impress and not look like a little bitch in front of

[Anonymous No.18810483]

>>18810469
That just further proves that this move was written by Hollywood pseuds.
No real chef would have an issue with murdering a hooker.
Plus I'm pretty sure she was a space alien as well.

>>18810460
That might be fun. Pacotising everything and serving it all as quenelles.

[Anonymous No.18810490]

>>18810481
Why would I want to impress a hooker?

[Anonymous No.18810522]

>>18810225
why do they call onions, shallots?

also the only thing wrong with that dish is presentation
im sure you can find some fucking 5* place who makes that same dish and charge 500$
complaining aboot undercooked lamb, lol when people eat undercooked steaks

[Anonymous No.18810531]

>>18810230
That's every recipe in every cooking magazine, on every cooking website and in every cook book since 2012. Glad we're finally getting somewhere.

[Anonymous No.18810539]

>>18810481
Trying to impress is how you don't impress. If I'm that guy, I can't cook shit, I know this. Pretending would only make me look stupid and drive me to hang myself immediately.

Having the courage to say no to the intimidating chef, whilst still showing respect enough to acknowledge that I haven't earned something that should be earned would be much less embarrassing and would take the wind out of his sails.

Also like the other poster says she's a fucking hooker who pretends to be guys dead daughters while she jerks them off, I have no reason to impress that street rat.

[Anonymous No.18810556]

>>18810225
Oatmeal porridge with buttermilk and Indian candee sugar. I don't care about a "big opportunity" from *special you* "as a gift" to *wage slave me*. Get rekt. Go make money on the back of someone who's actually a loser, Adam.

[Anonymous No.18810557]

>>18810225
Ask him if he's ever critiqued a book, film, or piece of music. Then when he has no valid answer, I tell him to fuck off and get back to kitchen slaving like the little bitch he is.

[Anonymous No.18810670]

>>18810471
Based

[Anonymous No.18810738]

chain smoke, do drugs, smoke weed in the cooler, hate life and try to fuck every waitress

that why he'll KNOW I'm a real cook

[Anonymous No.18810762]

>>18810483
>No real chef would have an issue with murdering a hooker.
all "chefs" are prostitutes by definition.
kys.

[Anonymous No.18810766]

>>18810762
I didn't say chefs are above hookers, I said they don't respect them.
Chefs wouldn't mind murdering one another either, dumdum.

[Anonymous No.18810826]

>>18810522
Shallots and onions are different things

[Anonymous No.18810832]

>>18810766
No one respects hookers other than other fat hookers and blue hair Twitter ogres.

[Anonymous No.18810923]

>American cheese is the best because it doesn't crack

what did he mean by that? I've had Swiss and cheddar cheese on burgers before and that was fine. I don't remember either "cracking." I dunno. as a customer and not a cook, cheese on a cheeseburger is usually melted already. I dunno if he means it's easy for the cook to work with American cheese.

[Anonymous No.18810954]

>>18810469
why did he have to tell the hooker that? and why would the chef be mad at that?

[Anonymous No.18810957]

>>18810481
holy shit stfu, the movie had numerous scenes of subtle girl power. it wasnt in your face like some other movies, but this movie still had it.

[Anonymous No.18810963]

>>18810483
>No real chef would have an issue with murdering a hooker.
This is like a world famous good chef, some fkn hooker wouldnt be eating there.
>>18810490
ikr. you impress hookers by eating them after.

[Anonymous No.18810982]

>>18810225
probably some chicken and potatos

[Anonymous No.18810998]

>>18810923
I haven't seen it, but sometimes cheese sweats when it melts, whereas American cheese will always emulsify the water content and become a cheese sauce instead of the stretchy stuff that sane people expect melted cheese to be. When people talk about a sauce breaking, they're talking about a failure in the emulsification. So he's probably talking about that.

[Anonymous No.18811001]

Is this worth watching?

[Anonymous No.18811017]

>>18811001
You've probably never even watched a Sergio Leone western. Your movie time can be better spent.

[Anonymous No.18811018]

>>18811001
Maybe if you've already seen Glass Onion and have some time to burn. It's fine but won't make your favorites list.

[Anonymous No.18811026]

>>18811017
I've seen the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars and Once Upon a Time in the West
>>18811018
What does it have to do with Glass Onion?

[Anonymous No.18811033]

>>18811026
Glass Onion is another recent movie and more enjoyable. You see recent movies to have something recent to talk about.

[Anonymous No.18811049]

>>18810225
I'd pull out my gat and start blasting. I don't have to prove shit to anybody and it's insulting that people would expect me to. Call it the "Smoked Special" nigga I don't give a fuck. You gotta be insecure as fuck to think you gotta prove yourself to some no good dirty rotten cock sucking nigger fucking pillow biting shirt lifting tranny worshipping jewish submitting champaigne socialist niggas, nigga.

[Anonymous No.18811067]

>>18811033
It's a recent artsy and pretensious movie.

[Anonymous No.18811069]

>>18810225
a cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.18811070]

>>18811067
If it's artsy, so is Saw.

[Anonymous No.18811073]

Jerk off over my shoes and then make a loaf of bread. He'll respect the reference.

[Anonymous No.18811175]

>>18811033
Glass Onion sucks fuckin dick compared to The Menu which itself sucks fuckin dick

[Anonymous No.18811232]

>>18810242
>I'm 6'3, 280 lbs and I'm perfectly fine with a night in a cell for assault. I'd slap his faggot ass across the mouth and stare at him. Either I'm fired, everything's fine and he never dares fuck with me again, or I just got his job. I'm ok with any of those. If you're a grown man and let some prick bully you, then you get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.18811333]

>>18811175
I can tell you're sophisticated and intelligent because you hate things.

[Anonymous No.18811434]

>>18811175
based
>>18811333
cringe

[Anonymous No.18811466]

>>18811333
I hate niggers and I have an IQ of 180. What's your IQ? I bet you can't even fucking spell it. I bet you thought you were really clever with your sarcastic little comment. Bet you thought long and hard about it too. Do me a favour and don't think too hard next time, I don't want you to hurt yourself. It's the duty of better men to ensure the wellbeing of lesser men. Unless you're not white in which case you can fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.18811471]

>>18811466
Touched a nerve.

[Anonymous No.18811478]

>>18811049
Dress code: no timberlands, no baggy clothing

[Anonymous No.18811481]

>>18811471
I'll touch your nerves boy. You know what a Silverback is? It's a gorilla, and I've got a big rocketship for your little pink butthole. Everything is pink on you, you little dickhead.

[Anonymous No.18811530]

>>18811033
I heard glass onion was trash. it's a rian johnson joint; I know that much.

[Anonymous No.18811534]

>>18811481
>You know what a Silverback is? It's a gorilla, and I've got a big rocketship for your little pink butthole. Everything is pink on you, you little dickhead.
one of the funniest things ive read iun a while

[Anonymous No.18811704]

>>18810242
im 6'4 and 281 pounds so if we spent the night in a cell together i would molest you and you would just have to tolerate it

[Anonymous No.18811731]

>>18810522
anon, the lamb looks like it could do with a little more searing. it's not a question of doneness, it's a question of whether it would taste better with a little more cooking. it's not even ready to eat blue rare.

[Anonymous No.18811961]

>>18810998
ah ok. thanks for explaining. that part went over my head. since my only experience with food is just eating.

[Anonymous No.18811978]

>>18811704
I'm 19'433" and 8000 ounces. if you were my celly and I said we were gonna sing ABBA's greatest hits, you'd had better warm up your fucking vocal cords, faggot

[Anonymous No.18811991]

>>18811333
>STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE
You're trash and your taste in movies is trash. Bury yourself.

[Anonymous No.18811999]

Why are chef's such assholes? If somebody doesn't know their place in a manual labor job, for instance, you just fuck with them jokingly, but in the kitchen it seems like chefs want to put suicidal thoughts into your head

[Anonymous No.18812255]

>>18811070
Saw I is absolutely artsy. It's the sequels that are trashy. People seem to forget that the original had almost no gore and was just a very slow-paced psychological horror. It would have been fairly original in that regard if Seven and many other films hadn't been done well with just about the exact same genre for years already.

[Anonymous No.18812270]

>>18811991
I can tell you're a deep thinking person with important opinions because of how dramatic you are.

[Anonymous No.18812870]

>>18812255
Saw I was fucking based and a completely different movie from the sequels. It’s a shame the director for some reason decided the 15s of gore was the best part of the film and based the sequels on that.

[Anonymous No.18812879]

>>18812255
>>18812870
To add, the guy that played the killer actually sat there face down the entire time they were filming and the other actors being fucking terrified was real because they thought it was a prop

[Anonymous No.18812915]

>>18812255
>Seven and many other films hadn't been done well with just about the exact same genre for years already.
when saw 1 came out, it was still quite original. what other films are u referring to besides Seven?

[Anonymous No.18812920]

>>18812870
James Wan only directed the first movie.

[Anonymous No.18812925]

>>18810225
Peanut butter and pickle sammich. Whoever wrote this move had to have visited /ck/. The mouth feel shit, the s'mores scene when it pans out and that design from that stupid webm was there. The American cheese.

[Anonymous No.18813000]

>>18811978
You are half my size. I would pinch you between my toes and give you an indian burn so powerful it never fades or stops hurting.

[Anonymous No.18813080]

>>18812920
Ah, that explains it then

[Anonymous No.18813088]

>>18811018
glass onion is slightly better because of daniel craig's absolutely bizarre "stepped out of an old novel" detective performance
it's so compelling that it makes up for how dogshit the mystery is

[Anonymous No.18813290]

>>18813000
whoa. ok, chill, homie. let's be cool. tell you what, when I get to "Dancing Queen" I'll even point to you when it gets to the part that goes:
"You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen"

[Anonymous No.18813368]

>>18812925
Whoever wrote it doesn't know how to cook, so you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.18813379]

>>18810225
The only thing I know how to do halfway well is pizza. I use a sourdough starter in place of yeast, and considering my family actually ate the crust instead of throwing it out, I consider that an accomplishment

[Anonymous No.18813696]

>>18810225
A cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.18814148]

>>18810242
You'd attack people skilled with knives in a room full of them. Great idea, you fucking braindead babboon. This is why your gender is a bunch of retarded apes.

[Anonymous No.18814254]

>>18810246
Criminal assault is different from the civil tort of battery.
Criminal assault includes the elements of civil assault and civil battery.
I am smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.18814286]

>>18814148
Yes, I'm sure a chef is gonna stab you if you slap them.

[Anonymous No.18814296]

>>18810225
Make myself some great omlette with lots of butter and fried onions. Enjoy while eating with some nice cold coke
Then tell the condescending faggot that its his fucking job to make good food, and that's exactly why his customers pay him good money. Then ask him about battery chemistries and electric vehicle battery packs to demonstrate that he's absolutely illiterate about topics outside his expertise just like all people are.

[Anonymous No.18814313]

The amount of fucking seething in this thread is incredible. You idiots genuinely can't cook.

[Anonymous No.18814492]

>>18814286
If they're a staff member? No. If a dumb ape non-team-member? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.18814690]

>>18814254
>I am smarter than you.
memorizing definitions has nothing to do with being smart. anyone can do that.

[Anonymous No.18815363]

>>18810242
>>18811704
I’m 5’4 120 lbs with a very feminine build what would you two do to me in a cell? uwu

[Anonymous No.18815380]

>>18815363
Oh? A little fucking slut? My cock is thunder and you will shake.

[Anonymous No.18815551]

I'm a home cook with absolutely no pretentions to be a chef, or "foodie" so if probably not even be there, or I'd be spared. On the spot maybe carbonara or gnocchi as nonna would make.

[Anonymous No.18816602]

>>18815551
The chef would rape you on the floor.

[Anonymous No.18816630]

>>18814254
No you're not

[Anonymous No.18816903]

>>18810826
not according to many people
where are the shallots in the pic?
all i see is red onion and leek
many people call green onions shallots
ive also seen them as white round things that look like some sort of seafood to me based on the textures of them

>>18811731
they look more seared then a steak would be.

[Anonymous No.18816996]

>>18815380
Why are you into girls that look like small boys? Are you a pedo?

[Anonymous No.18817018]

>>18816903
is veal beef? yes. is beef veal? not exactly
ate shallots onions? yes. are onions shallots? is there a difference between white onions? red onions? vidalias? these things all have distinct characteristics and flavor portfolios despite originating from the same conceptual thing

[Anonymous No.18817037]

>>18810225
i would ask him to cook me a cheeseburger to go. and thats what nobody did

[Anonymous No.18817458]

>>18816903
Yeah bro and I've seen people call cats dogs and girls boys, doesn't mean they're right. Shallots are a very specific thing and that isn't an onion, a green onion, or a red onion. He gets handed some in the clip posted.

[Anonymous No.18817464]

>>18816903
bro you dont know what the hell youre talking about

[Anonymous No.18817481]

>>18810225
>I have zero experience working in a professional kitchen, chef.
>It would take me over an hour to make one of my favorite recipes because I work very slowly.
>I'd be more than happy to share one of my recipes with you but I don't want to interrupt your cooks by bumbling around their kitchen in the middle of a dinner service.
Done. All you have to do is say no sometimes.

[Anonymous No.18817487]

>>18810225
slice his face with the knife

[Anonymous No.18817501]

>>18810225
is there anything in that kitchen i can burn to produce toxic gas?

[Anonymous No.18817502]

>>18817481
You don't tell your heroes no. He looked up to the chef as his hero.

[Anonymous No.18817507]

>>18817501
You could probably put a plastic cutting board in the oven or on a burner. If you put baking soda on top of that it would really make it quite noxious

[Anonymous No.18817508]

>>18817481
the chef would interrupt you about 5 times during that monologue. It's your responsibility to say
>Don't interrupt me
and dont say "please" because that makes you sound like a beta

[Anonymous No.18817511]

>>18817502
If Batman told me to jump off a building in a wingsuit of my own design I would say no.

But in a way you are right. That dude was nuts and probably wanted to be a chef very badly so he jumped at the opportunity when a sane person would have declined.

[Anonymous No.18817517]

>>18810225
probably salmon with orange juice reduced onions
only dish i made up thats half presentable

[Anonymous No.18817518]

>>18810225
i chop off my little finger and cook it in my own blood
i pass out while trying to force feed it to him

[Anonymous No.18817544]

>>18812879
I refuse to believe this but sounds cool nonetheless

[Anonymous No.18818081]

>>18810766
Most people wouldn't be ok with murder including chefs. Stop projecting your psychopathy on others, you're a menace to society

[Anonymous No.18818084]

>>18810954
It's a poorly written flick, shouldn't even be discussed on /ck/

[Anonymous No.18818130]

>>18810351
I'd eat that if it didn't have the truffles bullshit. Give a good side of (wild) mushrooms and you're golden for my tastes

[Anonymous No.18818152]

>>18817544
I doubt the actors were surprised, and I doubt he spent weeks never rolling over or talking to anyone or taking a break between shots, but it is true that they used the actor and not a silicone dummy. They didn't have the budget for it.

[Anonymous No.18818151]

>>18817502
that's right: if your "hero" wants to rape you you let them
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18818201]

[Anonymous No.18818203]

>>18818201
Why would you save that? It's awful.

[Anonymous No.18818207]

do evil normies really watch movies to fantasize about bullying people??
sick

[Anonymous No.18818216]

>>18818203
dilate

[Anonymous No.18818726]

>>18818207
They're violently bullying rich people in this movie so it's okay

[Anonymous No.18818737]

>>18818201
lmao

[Anonymous No.18818745]

>>18818207
>>18818726
Try watching Serbian Story you weak pants pissing pussies.

[Anonymous No.18818776]

>>18810225
The guy was a “foodie” who was a know it all about gastro cuisine, and the joke was he claimed to know everything about fine dining but couldn’t cook himself. It’s a jab at foodies and food critics. I can’t cook anything crazy fancy so I’d make Chef some good tacos amd hope he admires my humbleness

[Anonymous No.18818797]

>>18810225
I'm going to actually answer this question. Overall it really depends what they have prepped and how much time I had.

But if I had anything I wanted and I had to make something quickly for a bunch of people I'd make a sort of betel leaf ceviche 1 bite.

>shrimp or scallop ceviche marinade with red onion
>thai chilis
>toasted coconut
>pomegranate seeds
>chopped pistachios

Wrap that shit up and eat it. ezpz

[Anonymous No.18819457]

>>18818797
Wtf? Why betel leaf?

[Anonymous No.18819778]

>>18818201
this meme is impossible to follow unless you've seen that dumb movie

[Anonymous No.18820152]

>>18811999
they all think theyre jk simmons from whiplash

[Anonymous No.18820154]

>>18810225
Cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.18820325]

>>18812879
>>18818152
The only way this is possible is if the final scenes are the first scenes they shot (which is of course possible). Otherwise the guy would have had to play a dummy for hours -- that means no bathroom, no food, etc. -- just to get once chance a genuine surprised reaction, on a single take, from a single angle, on maybe a single actor (they probably used a single camera), So it's possible, but not likely.
>They didn't have the budget for it
I think that's what the script supervisor, who looks for inconsistencies during filming, like an arm out of place between shots, and an editor, are there to help smooth out. But my knowledge of this is all yt FAQs.

[Anonymous No.18820478]

>>18818745
what are you 13 lmao

[Anonymous No.18820531]

>>18810557
based

[Anonymous No.18820589]

Beef Wellington. It takes so long to make, the others will get more time to realise there's only 3 guys on the door and they can just rush them with knives and broken glasses or even chairs and escape just like the fucking actor of all people said to do hours ago. They're unarmed waiters and a sommelier, what are they gonna do?

Yes, I know Slowik says they all want to die really and that's why they haven't properly tried to escape, but that's fucking dumb and the movie pointing out its own plotholes doesn't make it profound.

[Anonymous No.18820594]

Duck breast seared and slowly pan-fried skin side down, served evenly sliced.

Accompanying the duck breast:
- a mandarin, duck fat & egg yolk emulsion
- a pan sauce reduction flavoured with pomegranate, bone marrow, tarragon and whole Szechuan peppercorns (removed before serving)

To the side:
- cubed apple, cucumber and beetroot, pan seared and held together by egg yolk to form matchsticks
- freeze dried carrot and potato ribbons coated in bacon crumb
- a turnip & cauliflower purée, thick warmed and ultra smooth

[Anonymous No.18820672]

>>18820589
Unarmed? There's like eighty fuckin knives within reach at all times.

[Anonymous No.18820678]

>>18820672

Not at the door. Unless they can teleport into the kitchen and back instantly.

[Anonymous No.18821101]

>>18816996
why do small boys look like girls. Are they trying to entice sin?

[Anonymous No.18821125]

>>18819778
i havent and probably wont. whats the last slide? main character kills himself due to pressure of the job or something? sounds lame as fuck

[Anonymous No.18821308]

>>18810225
>Webrip

[Anonymous No.18821545]

>>18811999
>Why are chef's such assholes?
cooking is a low IQ low skill low wage job and the people who climb to the top of that tiny fisher price ladder cope by pretending that it's the most prestigious position in the world and that they are the most important person in the world.

[Anonymous No.18821602]

>>18821125
Nah, It's heavily implied that the chef told him to kill himself for his failure

[Anonymous No.18821681]

>>18821125

He's a massive foodie and the chefs ultimate fanboy and has all the gadgets and watched all the shows, gets angry when his date (who he brought along knowing she would be killed because they only have tables for two) gets invited into the kitchen but not him etc but can't actually cook a single dish himself, so the chef tells him to kill himself for it. According to one idea on plebbit this may be because it'll mean he'll never find out what the last course is so it's a specific punishment for him. (My number one and apparently only fan? YEAH KILLEM!)

[Anonymous No.18821690]

>>18814286
Actually yeah, that's kind of the premise of the movie

[Anonymous No.18821705]

>>18821681
>reddit has an opinion
so it's probably wrong then. the dude was already suicidal. for like 10 minutes he talks about how he's killing the art of cooking with his obsession of facts and techniques (which is stupid as well but it's a movie) I'm guessing it's just a kind of nod to the fact that chefs hate having their secrets revealed, not any kind of actual critique on the idea of like, sharing information or knowing what you're eating.

Like when he reveals to his date that the lemon "roe" is made with alginate, does that ruin the dish because of it's association with algae?

[Anonymous No.18821713]

>>18810431
>The chef is his hero though and he's just a customer in the restaurant who is given an opportunity to cook in front of the chef

what a stupid premise, and judging from the clip, shitty execution. this seems like a movie made for elitist pricks that sniff their own farts from a merlot glass. dropped.

[Anonymous No.18821724]

>>18810483
you can't pacotise fresh food unfortunately, it will need to be frozen

[Anonymous No.18821729]

>>18810998
close
the water doesn't emulsify

>>18811961
a 'broken emulsion' is when you have a mixture made up of two different, distinct liquids. picture oil floating on water

[Anonymous No.18821737]

>>18817507
No self-respecting chef would ever have plastic anything in his kitchen.
Frankly if you were in that scenario and he did, just pointing it out would turn the situation around.

[Anonymous No.18821753]

>>18821737
are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.18821768]

>>18810225
considering the movie I would stab myself in the aorta and bleed out in a hot saucepan

[Anonymous No.18821774]

>>18821729
ok, but if water doesn't emulsify what should I really picture?

[Anonymous No.18821789]

>>18821705

That he's willing to die for the chef is a given since we're told he knew everyone was going to die months in advance. Hence why him being killed second to last without seeing the ending is his specific punishment.

>this seems like a movie made for elitist pricks that sniff their own farts from a merlot glass. dropped.

It's literally the opposite. Cooking in front of the chef and being humiliated is his punishment for being an elitist entitled jerk.

[Anonymous No.18821802]

>>18821774
water can emulsify oil if you choose to emulsify it, but in its natural state it will sit below the oil.

All cheeses will 'sweat' when they warm up, this is a side effect of the protein chains loosening as they warm, releasing previously trapped stores of butterfat.

What you're seeing when the American cheese is melted into a creamy goo is the added emulsifying agent (usually sodium citrate) turning the protein into an emulsifying goop -a key ingredient in American cheese.
This is why you can also use a single slice of American cheese to thicken a sauce or make a sauce creamier, and why velveeta makes things so disgustingly creamy

[Anonymous No.18821883]

>>18821101
eat shit, vaush fan

[Anonymous No.18821914]

>>18821713

This is probably my favourite scene of the whole flick. The guy cooking is completely obsessed over the chef and an elitist faggot, bringing up obscure bullshit trying to flaunt how much of an intellectual he is in the culinary arts.
Shits been going down around him throughout the movie but he's got his head too far up the famous chefs arse, to actually care.
Getting sick of this cunt trying to stick his tongue down the chefs throat, the chef decides to put him on show in front of the whole restaurant as a chance to prove how much of an expert he actually is.
Turns out he's a flop who hasn't got a fucking clue, embarrasses himself infront of his idol and then runs to the storeroom to hang himself.

It was pretty satisfying

[Anonymous No.18821939]

>>18810469
>>18810483
>>18810963

The chef wasn't mad about the hooker being there. He was mad because the hooker came instead of the woman who had the reservation. The dude in the webm knew he wouldn't be able to dine at the restaurant by himself because it had to be a minimum party of 2 but he split up with his gf. So he hired a slapper to take her place so he could still go.
This pissed the chef off because he catered the menu to the specific reserved guests and their past discretions.

>>18810762
>all "chefs" are prostitutes by definition
Funny you say that because that is pretty much what he says to to the hooker

[Anonymous No.18821950]

>>18813000
Impressive, really nice.
BUT

[Anonymous No.18821956]

>>18810242
Buddy you're barking up the wrong tree when you talk about chefs in the kitchen.

I'd whoop your ass so hard you'd be seeing stars for 2 months straight, seen it happen before, don't wanna see it again. Don't fuck with a chef.

[Anonymous No.18821975]

>>18810225

Entree: Sour Cream and Onion Pringle's served on white bread coated with butter on both slices (no margarine or any other inferior substitute.) Complimented with a vintage year Capri Sun.

Main Course: Chicken Tendies and Dino Nuggies immersed in an instant ramen broth. Set out with chopsticks to stay true to the exceptional oriental cuisine. Purple and green bits from KFC's coleslaw used as garnish. Served with a 2.25l bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red. Standard.

Desert: 1 Dozen Original Glazed Krispy Kreme donuts and a pint of Triple Caramel Chunk Ben and Jerry's Icecream.

Simply delectable.

[Anonymous No.18821980]

>>18821975
>Sour Cream and Onion Pringle's
Too good for margarine but apparently not too good to use Pringles over ruffles huh?
>2.25l bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
Purple and green bits with a red drink and a brown broth based dish? What is this, a fucking pride flag? Bring some consistency and use mountain dew Baja blast you fucking moron
>Original Glazed Krispy Kreme donuts
THIS IS A RESTAURANT NOT YOUR FUCKING MOM AND POP DINER, HOW IN THE GLYING FUCK ARE YOU SERVING DONUTS THAT AREN'T STUFFED
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR SHIT TASTE

[Anonymous No.18822040]

>>18821980
>Ruffles
While I might agree ruffles are the superior chip. The Pringle container is an integral component in assembling a home made fleshlight. Along with a latex glove and the dish pig's used sponge. I've kept myself occupied while I wait the whole 2 minutes for the instant ramen to brew.

>Baja Blast
As stated earlier. I was aiming to keep authentic to the oriental theme. The tropical flavour of Baja Blast will blow that goal dead in the water. I simply chose Code Red because China number 1.

>Stuffed donuts
It's all really elementary. Construct two towers out of the donuts roughly the same size. Have a scoop each of ice cream on top of the twin towers and let it seep down the middle as it melts. Pretend your spoon is an airplane like your mom used to do when she fed you your goylet slop from your high chair, and have it collide with north and south tower as effectively as possible while praising Allah.

I'm playing 3D chess while your deepthroating on the bishop. Get out of my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.18822078]

>>18821939

This. He's angry that his grand scheme had to be altered due to the wrong guest arriving. He'd be equally pissed off if he turned up with a new girlfriend or a buddy or his mom unannounced.

[Anonymous No.18822094]

>>18821975

Based chef Pepe.

[Anonymous No.18822099]

>>18810225
He talks a lot of shit to a man with a knife in his hand

[Anonymous No.18822104]

>>18821956
Oh yeah faggot?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[Anonymous No.18822131]

>>18810225
full english.

[Anonymous No.18822136]

>>18821956
I've worked in kitchens for 18 years. Every bully chef is the same as every grade school bully: king shit until anyone challenges them. Then they go pout in the walk-in like a petulant child. No exceptions. I guarantee even Gordon Ramsay would cow down to someone telling him to fuck off if he didn't have a camera crew.

[Anonymous No.18822143]

>>18810225
I would proceed to make the simplest, most peasant food I know, lecsó. It is some onions braised (don't know the proper word in english) in pork fat and diced bacon, diced paprikas and tomatoes, and I like to murder it with eggs and some potato, cook until edible.
Scoop up with fresh bread until tummy feels full and happy. That would show that uppity "fine dining" faggot and show how meaningless was his life.

[Anonymous No.18822155]

>>18822143
Braised is correct and that actually sounds like a based staple food. Congratulations anon, I'm coming over.

[Anonymous No.18822162]

>>18822143

>That would show that uppity "fine dining" faggot and show how meaningless was his life.

Mate...

[Anonymous No.18822163]

>>18822162
Mind you, I didn't watch the movie yet

[Anonymous No.18822199]

>>18810225
The right answer is something simple but refined. Ain't nobody gonna stand there and watch you muck around for half an hour.

I would just do a really nice french omelette with chives and filled with sauteed mushrooms and cherry tomatoes with some goat cheese. Simple and would let me get the fuck out of there in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18822217]

>>18822199
>simple but refined
How about a single piece of toast, rub a single clove of garlic on one side, spread fresh butter, serve to the chef with a condescending smile.

[Anonymous No.18822225]

>>18822217
>'ere yew go chef a bred sandwich :)

[Anonymous No.18822382]

Ahem.

[Anonymous No.18822391]

>>18822382
VOILA!

[Anonymous No.18822407]

>>18819457
because it's good? Have you ever had miang kham?

It's a good self contained 1 bit dish that would take like 5 min to prepare and there's basically no way to fuck it up if you have high quality ingredients. Traditional wraps use ingredients very similar to ceviche so I figured making a play on ceviche with the betel leaf and coconut would be really good. It can also look quite elegant and not everyone is familiar with it. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.18822417]

You idiots are analysing this stupid movie like it's fine cinema.
You're pretty much like the guy in the OP pic but with a movie instead of a dish.

[Anonymous No.18822422]

>>18822417

>movies have no symbolism or meaning bro, its just cool guys doing cool things

[Anonymous No.18822429]

>>18822417
why don't you just share the dish you'd make instead of reading all the garbage comments not about food?

also this is based >>18822422

[Anonymous No.18822430]

>>18822422
Good movies have that.
The Menu is not a good movie.

You want to discuss the subtleties of Transformers next, retard?

[Anonymous No.18822436]

>>18822430

>it's not a good movie because I say so
>looking down on Transformers

Now who's

[Anonymous No.18822439]

>>18822430 #

>it's not a good movie because I say so
>looking down on Transformers

Now who's the elitist prick?

[Anonymous No.18822443]

>>18810225
That movie devolved into total shit "scholarship to brown?"
"no"
"ok well then you deserve to die!"
Bankers are evil but you are evil if you don't take out a loan and pay interest on it to go to college! Hollywood writers are the biggest fucking brainlets in the world.

[Anonymous No.18822450]

>>18822443

Have you ever seen a horror movie in your entire life?

>Have sex with your boyfriend?
>OK you deserve to die
>Take drugs?
>OK you deserve to die
>Find the killers secret murder cabin?
>OK you deserve to die

[Anonymous No.18822456]

>>18822450
Yes obviously and immediately before that part he said he wanted to kill the actor because a movie was shitty which was funny. The woke retardation in the next line killed the scene. Do you watch movies at all or do you just come here to argue about things you personally like? The movie fucking sucked. I was so excited to see it and it was the shittiest fucking garbage movie I have seen in the past several months.

[Anonymous No.18822463]

>>18822456

>woke

Translation: "I liked it when they were making fun of people I disagree with"

[Anonymous No.18822466]

>>18822463
oh no a retarded communist. Wokism is injecting left wing politics into everything whereas before people were just normal for the most part and didn't only thing about random brainwashing they received.

[Anonymous No.18822467]

>>18822463
>I liked it when they were making fun of people I disagree with
Also hollywood has always been leftist so i don't even know what the fuck you are referring to.

[Anonymous No.18822470]

>>18822463
fag

[Anonymous No.18822471]

>>18822466

>Making fun of people I disagree with
>:)
>Making fun of people I like
>:|

[Anonymous No.18822474]

>>18822471
r movies is two doors down and to the left

[Anonymous No.18822477]

>>18822467
>>18822470

Fucking RATTLED

[Anonymous No.18822484]

>>18822477
Leftists really do just exist in their own imaginations don't they?

[Anonymous No.18822490]

>>18822484

>REEEEEEEing this hard over a comedy making fun of someone you like, for 5 seconds

[Anonymous No.18822501]

>>18810242
>If you're a grown man and let some prick bully you, then you get what you deserve.
based

[Anonymous No.18822503]

>>18822477
big fag

[Anonymous No.18822549]

>>18822503

Wow, you sure showed me.

[Anonymous No.18822557]

>>18822549
giga fag

[Anonymous No.18823066]

Gumbo, I like cooking gumbo, and if I'm going to die and get the chance to cook and eat something myself before hand it's going to be something I enjoy cooking and eating

[Anonymous No.18823071]

All I'd have to do is whip one of these babies up and that Eurofag would be on his knees sucking my schlong.