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BRUH......WHAT THE FUCK?!

>> No.18806908

>>18806895
Avian Flu. Farmers got chickens dying on them left and right. They don’t like it either.

>> No.18806909

>>18806895
those eggs are eighteen carat

maybe select a less glamorous metal?

>> No.18806910

>>18806895
society is collapsing

>> No.18806912

Yeah, weird that the brand isn't is displayed. Just says egg.
"Egg."

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>>18806895
damn dude that's a bargain

>> No.18807020

This is why i stockpile eggs and preserve them

>> No.18807025

whole foods was selling organic free range eggs for $3.50/dozen

>> No.18807048

>>18807025
stop ruining the fun asshole

>> No.18807053

>>18806895
just move out of the us lmao

>> No.18807151

>>18806895
>chicken farms all ‘mysteriously’ start burning to the ground within a few weeks of each other
>millions of chickens culled because… reasons
This is the chickens coming home to roost, pun intended. Food shortages are manufactured to keep the population scared and in a scarcity mindset. They want you to panic, because that makes you easier to control.

>> No.18807159

>>18807151
in bongland the weird thing is when i do my weekly shop online there's no eggs. but if i actually go visit the same supermarket i ordered from there's fucking tons. i'm sure it's more complicated than some conspiracy bollocks, they allocate X amount to online ordrers and Y to in store, but it feels quite weird. stop telling me there's no eggs. i can literally see the eggs.

>> No.18807166

>>18807151
If things getting expensive makes you panic, you were never difficult to control. Fat and comfortable is how you keep smart people easy to control. Making people learn how to plan only makes them more observant and suspicious.

>> No.18807211

>>18806908
Avian flu does not exist you retard, it's a government purge of one of the easiest and best parts of our food supply because they are anti-human psychopaths who want to reduce the human population to five hundred million

>> No.18807216

>>18806895
Unironically Joe Biden's fault. I hope you're happy, /ck/

>> No.18807225

>>18806895
whats even weirder is those eggs are on cold storage for at least 6 months old

>> No.18807228

>>18807025
stock up! they might be the last eggs you'll ever taste

>> No.18807250

>>18806895
EAT. THE. FUCKING. BUGS.

>> No.18807274
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>>18807166
if something as simple as eggs increases 125% in price in just a weeks time doesn't raise concern you are a dullard

>> No.18807275

>>18807151
>Panicking makes you easier to control
Are you retarded? Literally the complete opposite of 2000 years of bread circuses

>> No.18807281

>>18807166
If you aren't concerned that eggs, the most basic food item imaginable, have almost tripled in price then you're a dull idiot who wouldn't notice he's being controlled.

>> No.18807285

>>18807216
hey we didn't vote for him, we didn't have time to vote because to eggs were burning

>> No.18807288

>>18807274
If that's how you read my post you're stupider than you think I am. It's the exact opposite of what I said. People wouldn't start planning if they weren't concerned. They remain unconcerned when they're fat and comfortable. People who panic because something concerns them never had any chance.

>> No.18807292

>>18807281
You already posted >>18807274. No need to repeat yourself.

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>>18806895

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>>18806895
I just dropped $14.98 for a 60ct of large eggs at Kroger.

>> No.18807312

>>18806895
Oy vey, stop your bitching, eggs will cost 15$ by the end of this year and you will thank us because we saved the US from the orange man.

>> No.18807314

>>18806895
you can blame doobydobap for that

>> No.18807326

>>18806895
Why do you hate Ukraine Anon? Do you hate DEMOCRACY?????

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>>18807292
>great minds think alike

>> No.18807329

Biden did this. He murdered the chicken population then lied about the avian flu to shill the importance of vaccines

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>>18807288
>People wouldn't start planning if they weren't concerned.
we built a society so we don't need to stay in a state of panic
TL;DR im not a fucking squirrel, i know there will be more nuts next year so long as you don't do something fucking stupid like cut the tree down to artificially cause scarcity in a bizarre attempt to coheres me into buying extra nuts out of fear of nut scarcity

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>>18807359
>coheres
what word were you aiming for here anon?

>> No.18807413

>>18807048
>>18807228
they only allowed 2 per customer. i went to another store though. got about 6 dozen eggs. should be ok in fridge for month

>> No.18807440

>>18806895
>>18806908
We've had avian flu before and prices or supplies were never this bad. What's different this time?

>> No.18807464

>>18807403
coerce
look we all make mistakes, English is not my first language im from Florida

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>>18807413
get a fake mustache

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>>18806895
It's over egg bros

>> No.18807493 [DELETED] 

>>18806908
fucking greedy capitalist farmers. it should be illegal for them to raise prices on eggs. they should all be shot for this.

>> No.18807500

>>18806908
fake. there's no avian flu in my country or anywhere near and eggs are overpriced everywhere, news blame the russian war tho.

>> No.18807504

>>18807493
I think most of us are wallowing here and not "blaming the farmers". Try to have some fun :)

>> No.18807507

>>18806912
It's not weird for the Wal-Mart checkout at all. A family sized bag of Reeses comes up as Chocolate $8

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>>18807479
>cage free
>emulsified baby animal fetuses injected into a cardboard carton
oh what a cruel world

>> No.18807523

>>18807464
i hate when literal retards offer opinions. you can barely speak, this is beyond you.

>> No.18807532

>>18807020
>tfw no emergency egg bunker full of pickled eggs.

>> No.18807537
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18807537

lmao

>> No.18807544

>>18806895
wasnt there like 300 stories of chicken farms being burned to the ground over the last year or so?

>> No.18807546

>>18807523
>i hate when literal retards offer opinion
>conflates ones ability to articulate a competent opinion with spelling
mechanics exist because collage educated engineers never cease to fail at their one job

>> No.18807710

>>18806895
why are you grocery shopping at fucking walmart

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it’s really truly definitely absolutely over this time brehs. i bought ground beef at 6.99/lb this week

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>>18807710
because they sell the exact same brands as Publix for substantially less money
these fucks are tripping if they think i'm paying $5.99 for a bag of potato chips! there's like one potato worth of chips in that fucking bag!
the only reason junk food is popular was because it was cheap but now i can grill a steak for the same price as tortilla chips and bean dip

>> No.18807773

Thanks sleepy joe for printing trillions of dollars out of thin air to combat inflation! What brilliant move will our wise and benevolent leader think of next to make this country even better?

>> No.18807782

>>18807769
I'm pretty sure you pay more at publix for the luxury of not having to enter a walmart, definitely worth the extra dollars

>> No.18807800

>>18807782
you're paying to get 60 seconds of face time with the teenage qt3.14 cashier

>> No.18807826

Where the fuck are you retards shopping.
I live in the Yukon and pretty much all of our eggs have to be shipped 2500 km form southern Canada and I just bought 18 x-large eggs for 6.50$

>> No.18807840

>>18807826
food lion

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>>18807710
they have good prices on some stuff

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>>18807274
Yet eggs are still $3/dozen at Safeway which is highly inflated compared to literally everywhere else I shop. The only eggs that cost $7/dozen are the super ultra mega hippy ones where if you're poor enough to bitch about the price of eggs you shouldn't be buying them anyway.

Nigger.

>> No.18807976

>>18806908
Obvious bullshit. Have you ever seen a bird sneeze? Only humans get the flu.

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>>18807904
bro prices have jump up in price in a matter of days
i tried to buy eggs at walmart, ALDI and publix and they were all way up in price
i found some egglands best at winn dixie for cheaper then walmart store brand just because winn dixie is a run down barely functioning store with lazy depart managers

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>>18807976
>Have you ever seen a bird sneeze?
yes, i had wild love bird that decided to move into my house

>> No.18808028

>>18807976
Of course birds can’t sneeze, which is why the flu fucks them so bad. Read a book bro

>> No.18808058

>>18807987
The price of eggs where I live has not significantly increased since Biden was getting raked by the media over inflation like 3 months ago

>> No.18808189

>>18806908
They lie. The protein powder industry is doing the same thing and saying baby formula is causing the prices to go up. The thing about that is they did the same thing and ran the prices up industry wide about a year ago blaming covid-19 but that was weeks after the lock downs had eased up. It didn't stick then when dymatize wanted $85 for a 5lb tub and now it's at $95. Their bullshit is going to fail and the prices will go back down.

>> No.18808258

>>18806895
>>18806908
The new normal

>> No.18809033

>>18807546
>Collage educated engineers
Goddamm they're gonna be good at cutting and cropping pictures together

>> No.18809045

>>18806908
why not roll out an mrna vaccine then?

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>>18806908
"Avian Flu"

>> No.18809057

>>18807302
>3 Large White Eggs

>> No.18809068

>>18807987
>low calorie eggs
>low calorie everything
>since the 2000s they've been selling me less calories per package
>soon 2000 calories will cost 10 dollars even for grainshit
shrinkflation is out of control

>> No.18809077

Do women release eggs when they have a period and haven't been impregnated?

>> No.18809093

>>18809077
Nah man, that's when they are no longer good. Don't be a geriatric fetishist.

>> No.18809104

>>18809093
He's talking about the menstrual cycle. An egg is primed for fertilization, and if that doesn't happen in a lunar cycle the egg is discharged in a function known as a period, because it occurs at the end of the period bracket. This stops happening once the egg reserve has run out, which is the menopause that you're thinking about.

>> No.18809207 [DELETED] 

>>18806895
Slava Ukraini. We all have to make sacrifices.

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>>18806895
this is why op

>> No.18809227 [DELETED] 

>>18809213
Oy VEY

>> No.18809249

>>18809213
This is what we were instructed to do. We get all the money back to rebuild through programs but we are routinely paid to slaughter and destroy certain areas wastefully. Always been done this way. Just like we are often not allowed to sell our chicken manure so it gets dumped not spread in a pit contaminating aquifers.

>> No.18809265

I can buy quality organic eggs for $6 a dozen or the generic store brand eggs that were 89 cents a year ago for over $7 now.
Thank you Diamond Joe!

>> No.18809610

>>18806895
its $7 for a dozen over here in CA

>> No.18809623

>>18809077
yes, one every 26-30 days.

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>>18807464
>ESL
>Flawda
Checks out.

>> No.18809680

>>18809213
imagine believing these lies.
there is no egg shortage.
every time i go to the grocery store the eggs are stocked fuller than before covid.
yet now they cost $5 for a dozen.

it's just to make it so the people have less money for ammo.
it's not even up for debate or discussion, anons.

>> No.18809693

people agreed to pay these prices.

were never going back

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I go through about 19 dozen eggs a month and that's without baking.
This fucking food inflation is killing me.

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it's over...

>> No.18809697

I pay 2€ for a dozen of the farm fresh free range eggs my neighbour is selling :)

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>>18809680
Jokes on them, I already pay ~$3 a fucking round.