/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18804947]

ITT: eating habits you have that other people think is weird (or shit you think other people do that's weird)

i will try a food that other people seem to love and if i don't like it i will try it over and over again from other restaurants or make it myself and be convinced that i must be missing something or that it wasn't prepared properly

put hot sauce on just about everything (difference sauces to compliment different foods)

i will put cake or cookies or pie or donuts etc. in a bowl, cover it with milk and eat with a spoon rather than have a separate glass

refuse to eat sloppy foods in public

can't eat if i'm wearing a long sleeve shirt

and like to mix soda and milk

[Anonymous No.18804987]

> DAE EAT FOOD LMAO

op is a faggot

[Anonymous No.18805025]

Accidentally holding the knife upside down. As in, I'll occasionally look at my knife or go to use my knife and the sharp side is facing upwards, away from the food. No idea why or how I do this. But I do it routinely whilst eating without thinking. Very retarded

[Anonymous No.18805027]

>>18804947
I put cream cheese on toast instead of butter, and I fucking hate bagels. It's not even an antisemitic thing, bagels just suck as a delivery method for cream cheese. Too much bread in each bite with not enough surface area to spread the cream cheese because there's a fucking hole in the middle.

[Anonymous No.18805033]

>>18804947
I dip my ham steaks in ketchup and my entire family gets butthurt about it

[Anonymous No.18805085]

my brother just turned 40. all the things on his plate need to be separate and if they touch each other he won't eat them

every year for the last 6yrs i've gotten him one of these and given it to him on his birthday (christmas day) at my parents house.

[Anonymous No.18805103]

>>18805085
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.18805188]

>>18804947
Shit that peasants do
knife and fork in the wrong hand.
Chewing with mouth open
slurping drinks

[Anonymous No.18805200]

I can't eat cold cuts, I hate the aroma they get when cold and I hate the slightly slimy sweat they accumulate. Don't like cold cheese either. But will totally eat either if it's used in cooking like ham in carbonara for example

[Anonymous No.18805202]

>>18804947
if i saw a child eating like that id call the police
wtf am i even looking at

[Anonymous No.18805211]

>>18805202

[Anonymous No.18805217]

>>18805211
ive worked in a preschool
GO STAND IN THE CORNER

[Anonymous No.18805232]

>>18805217

[Anonymous No.18805239]

none, I'm not a toddler.

[Anonymous No.18805243]

>>18805232
yeah! well say that to yourself in the corner!

[Anonymous No.18805247]

>>18805243
I like you. I bet you were a good teacher

[Anonymous No.18805248]

I worked in one too btw. I really liked it. The kids were 3-5 and super cute and sweet. I still have drawings they gave me.

[Anonymous No.18805253]

>>18805247
i fucking miss it man :( my father basically forced me to work ina shipyard even though i loved working at the preschool as a teacher(scivvy)

[Anonymous No.18805258]

>>18805253
I’m sorry that sucks :( my dad is the one who got me the preschool job. I was 16.

[Anonymous No.18805450]

>>18804947
I reject the knife jew and cut my meat with the superior fork and spoon technique. Nobody has commented on it yet but I'm getting some weird looks every time I visit a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.18805577]

>>18804947
people eating mayo, sour cream, or cream cheese.
people eating confections other than ice cream.
people drinking soda (includes energy drinks).
people eating pineapple and/or coconut.
people eating sushi.
people pretending whiskey tastes good.
people using chopsticks.
people eating pancakes, waffles, or other bready shit for breakfast.
people that care about mouthfeel.
people that don't like white chocolate.

[Anonymous No.18805610]

>>18804947
I used to put syrup in my fruit flavored oatmeal. Nasty right?

[Anonymous No.18805636]

>>18805577
People man too bad you are surrounded by them doing things you don't like

[Anonymous No.18805644]

>>18804947
I literally only McDonald's and pizza on Fridays. I'm not even close to fat but maybe I'm seconds away from having a heart attack, but I wouldn't know because I've NEVER been to a doctor. Unless you count the time I was born.

Life is for living healthtards.

[Anonymous No.18805665]

>>18805644
so brave

[Anonymous No.18805707]

>>18805027
You're me and don't you ever let anyone tell you there's something wrong with that. In my opinion you're the hero we need rn. I salute you

[Anonymous No.18805906]

>>18805085
He's a St. Patrick's day accident?

[Anonymous No.18805922]

>>18805577
Other than the mayo thing you nailed it.

[Anonymous No.18806666]

>>18805906
i dunno. i wasn't there.

well, maybe i was. i'm 2yrs older

[Anonymous No.18806693]

Chewing noises make me want to commit murder.

For some reason I know a lot of people who just won't drink during a meal and then awkwardly stay there after finishing their plate to finish drinking. I've asked several of them why and they act like that's just how life is supposed to be. It's both amusing and irritatign to see them struggle with dry food or when they choke a bit and simply ingore their glass.

[Anonymous No.18808298]

i'm not a social eater. i tend to eat quickly and stare at my food until i'm done with it

[Anonymous No.18808357]

>>18804947
>i will try a food that other people seem to love and if i don't like it i will try it over and over again from other restaurants or make it myself and be convinced that i must be missing something or that it wasn't prepared properly.

I feel that, usually you are correct in that assessment. If you try a food enough times eventually someone will prep it where it tastes good.

>put hot sauce on just about everything (difference sauces to compliment different foods)

I do the same. I like collecting random hot sauce and putting it on everything. Crappy spaghetti with hot sauce is a weird guilty pleasure for me.

>i will put cake or cookies or pie or donuts etc. in a bowl, cover it with milk and eat with a spoon rather than have a separate glass

Based. Milk makes all desserts better. I also like to add some vanilla cream or half and half.

>and like to mix soda and milk

Anyone who fights this hasn't tried it. It's like an easy soda float without having to keep ice cream. Bonus if you use half & half or vanilla coffee creamer. One of my favorites is strawberry puree, Dr pepper, cake flavored booze, topped with milk or half & half. Decadent dessert, but it's sickeningly sweet. There's drive through soda places here owned by Mormons that make drinks like that and I love it.

[Anonymous No.18808536]

>>18806693
How the fuck is it possible to ever need the assistance of drink to eat food? Are you and your friends retarded? This is so stupid.

[Anonymous No.18809136]

>>18804947
I go "hmmmmm, mmmm, hmmmmmm" like a machine when I eat. Only some people with good hearing notice it though.

[Anonymous No.18809188]

Since the 7th grade I've held my knife like a scalpel using my right hand after we dissected fetal pigs in class.
I sniff new food before trying it, visually inspect it, and give it a nice squeeze before eating.
>>18806693
I hate the noise of other people eating. Mukbangs make me physically uncomfortable. I feel your pain.

[Anonymous No.18809206]

>>18805202
An eating disorder in the making

[Anonymous No.18809230]

>>18804947
Mmmmmm gobble it all up my little piglet.

[Anonymous No.18809415]

>>18805253
Hi Ziggy