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No lying
Breakfast
>hotel room coffe, a little bit of leftover pad thai
>cup of oolong tea
Lunch
>papaya salad with chicken and purple rice
Dinner
>two samosas, karahi chicken, rice, garlic naan from indian restaurant, couldn’t eat it all
Drinks
>glass or two of vermoth
>will likely have several beers later
Activities to show I’m not fat
>2.5 miles on treadmill, half hour chest and arm workout after

>> No.18799830

>>18799817
Brekky:
>Egg on toast with a dash of tabasco
>Black coffee

Lunch
>Fried spam
>microwaved potato

Snack
>Coffee with a bit of milk and sugar
>banana

Dinner
>Pea soup
>sourdough bread

Activity
>fuck all

>> No.18799833

>>18799817
First I had a watery coffee and a couple of digestives. Then I had another one and 2 oranges. Then I had 2 bowls of spanish garlic soup with just one egg, then 2 cuppa soups, then a grapefruit, then 2 aubergines topped with toamto sauce, basil and 2 cheeses. In the evening i had another orange and a milky coffee.

I also drank about 4 pints of orange squash throughout the day.

It was a low eating day.

>> No.18799844

>thin coffee, homemade ginger snap cookie

>mug of hot water, few handfuls of homemade munchie mix and a peach

>fried taters and sausage

>> No.18799845

Breakfast
>3 Weetbix with a few teaspoons of peanut butter, sliced banana, drizzle of maple syrup, yoghurt and milk
Snack
>Celery and beetroot hummus
>Carrot with some cheese, gherkin and kewpie
Dinner
>Slow roasted pork with kidney beans in a tomato sauce served over brown rice and quinoa with diced avocado on top

>> No.18799850

water
might have some bread around midnight

>> No.18799854

>>18799845
+ a cup of tea, 2 coffees, 1.5 litres of water and 2 teaspoons of psyllium husk in a glass of water

>> No.18799905

>>18799817
>breakfast
Turkish coffee with a bowl of cheez-its.
>lunch
Made a salad with kale, feta, toasted pine nuts, toasted walnuts, and toasted sesame oil. Very nutty.
>dinner
Heated up some frozen dumplings because i dont have any meat to cook dinner with.

>> No.18799922

>breakfast
coffee, water
>lunch
no
>dinner
pepperoni jalapeño pizza with lots of hot sauce, followed by a large slice of hazelnut chocolate cake, a small slice of cookie dough cake, and a custard bar
>activities
had gay sex, played video games, did drugs

>> No.18799935
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>>18799817
>Monster energy drink, mangolid flavor
>Rutabaga/Carrot/potato stew, simple/poorfag version with bologna sausage, some diced bacon and mustard, pic related
>Some left over potato chips
>Additional drinks: tap water

>> No.18799942

Breakfast
>everything bagel with butter, black tea

Lunch
>leftover chicken wild rice soup, and from a separate meal, leftover mashed potatoes

Dinner
>tri-color rotini and meatballs with marinara sauce

I think I also ate a bunch of goldfish at some point

>> No.18799943

Sorry typo. Meant to write Mangoloid flavor.

t. Mongoloid

>> No.18799945

>>18799833
What in the absolute fuck is this diet
Your shits must be concerning

>> No.18799946

>Breakfast
half a bag of tortilla chips, water
>Lunch
tuna poke bowl, edamame beans, water
>Snacks
slim jim beef n cheese, jalapeño kettle chips, bottle of wine that will last the night
>Dinner
hasn't happened yet, either pancakes or a bologna egg scramble.
>Snacks
pickled sausage, malort
>Activities
10 min walk to 7/11

>> No.18799947

>>18799817
Good for you anon, you want a pat on the back or something?
some affirmation?
fuck off

>> No.18799948
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>>18799817
About 300g of raw cauliflower drizzled with half a tablespoon of EVOO and seasoned with paprika, parsley and salt. English Breakfast tea and water.

>> No.18799950

>>18799946
>willingly drinking malort

>> No.18799952

>>18799817
>Breakfast
Coffee with a splash of whole milk
>Lunch
More coffee with some more splashes of whole milk
>Dinner
A chunk of leftover roasted chicken with a splash of broth I made with the bones so it wouldn't be too dry
>Second dinner
A chunk of some pork tenderloin I just smoked.

I need to go grocery shopping.

>> No.18799955

>>18799950
fuck off malort is top

>> No.18799957

>breakfast
cigarette and black coffee
>lunch
don't bother
>dinner
whiskey and fast food

>> No.18799960

>>18799950
it's the family liquor of choice, tastes great

>> No.18799970

>>18799955
>>18799960
I've only bought it to troll friends whove never had it, and sometimes a friend and I will order a few chicago handshakes at a bar as a meme
Yall are the first I've seen actually like it

>> No.18799985

>>18799817
Breakfast
>black tea
Lunch
>lamb stew with white rice
Dinner
>nothing
Drinks
>two black teas and a can of fanta
Activities to show I’m not fat
>I am fat, hence the diet. No activity.

>> No.18799986

>>18799970
yeah I would say 9/10 people only use malort as a prank but I and others like bitter herbal flavors. I was even with some girl on her 21st who was made to drink it for the first time, and she liked it as well. Though it may be bitter it isn't harsh, and it's under 80 proof

>> No.18799988

two cuppa water
six eggs over easy cooked in butter topped with shredded cheddar and tabasco
banana
cuppa coffee
two grapefruit
1/2 jar of cream top yogurt
boutta eat 1lb of grass-feed 85% lean ground beef cooked in butter topped with salt, shredded chedd and tabasco
cuppa red wine or two
prolly eat sourdough and aged cheddar l8r

>> No.18800003

>>18799844
>mug of hot water
What the fuck

>> No.18800030
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>>18799817
breakfast
>two eggs, scrambled, banana, granola bar
lunch
>two hotdogs with spicy mustard
snack
>honeycrisp apple and pita chips
dinner
>pan seared chicken thighs, salad with balsamic dressing, rice
and drank only water all day

>> No.18800043

>>18799970
that's how it became popular. my grandpa served it as a prank shot at his bar before it was big and it caught on very quickly.
I do love the taste. it's like grapefruit rinds and pencil shavings

>> No.18800098

Breakfast
>Fried rice with leftover rice, frozen mixed vegetables, garlic and turmeric, shaved steak, and a duck egg
Lunch
>Oolong tea
Dinner
>Stir fried cabbage, finger chillies, shaved steak, and a king trumpet mushroom

>> No.18800128

>>18799970
I bought some online after my coworkers from Chicago told me about it. I think it tastes just fine, it's similar to this swedish candy I had, salted licorice. I wouldn't really sip it straight but it's right on the cusp of being something I would drink. In a mixed drink like with sugar and water I think it'd be really good.

>> No.18800152

Breakfast
>nothing / black coffee
Lunch
>a shawarma platter thing with garlic potatoes from free work lunch
Dinner
>I ran out of most food until groceries tomorrow
>ghetto wrap
>fake crab, cheese, sliced cucumber, some hot sauce
>beers
Activity
>hour of soccer at work just before lunch
>hour and a half of kendo after work

>> No.18800166
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18800166

One whey shake with creatine
Soon, noodles with taiwanese meatballs (pic related)

>> No.18800477

>>18800003
Nice on the throat, promotes sweating (helps with gout lmao) and costs micropennies

>> No.18800535

>>18799817
Breakfast
>half an energy drink
Lunch
>handful of pretzel sticks
Dinner
>pork chop with roasted potatoes and salad
Activities
>i'm a fat fuck

>> No.18800769
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>>18799817
>Breakfast
Burgir
>lunch
1liter of czech beer
>dinner
1.5liters of czech beer

>> No.18800770

>>18799817
>breakfast
nothing
>lunch
nothing
>dinner
nothing, citrusy IPA, imperial stout

>> No.18800771

>>18799817
>Breakfast
3 roast beef sandwiches and a pedialyte
>Lunch
Nothing
>Dinner
Nothing
>Drinks
Water
Dessert
>Nothing

I walk 10 miles a day as part of my work. I've lost 80 pounds in the last 4 months.

>> No.18800776

>>18800770
Are you another juice force enjoyer?

>> No.18800788

> breakfast
Cappuccino and a croissant
> Snack
Espresso and a small pastry
> Lunch
Small portion of basmati rice with saffron and butter
Salad with feta
Pistachios
> Dinner
Pasta with lentils
Liver and onion
Side of cauliflower with evoo and salt
A small salad
A papaya
An apple
A tangerine
Almonds
Half banana
Small pastry

> Midnight snack
Slice of whole wheat bread with dry tomatoes and evoo
A glass of milk with a small pastry
The other half banan I left for dinner

> Activity
Nothing, I spend all day studying
Auschwitz survivor body type

>> No.18800803

>>18799817
>coffee, coffee, coffee
>oatmeal with peanut butter and milk
>banana with yogurt x2
>omlette with beans and vegetables and tortilla
>beans, deenz, and tortilla
>peanuts & prunes & werther's og
>oatmeal with whey

>> No.18800810

Breakfast
>Can of Monster [original]
Lunch
>Peanut butter sandwich on potato bread.
>1 pack of welchs fruit snacks
Dinner
>Peanut butter sandwich on potato bread with a sprinkle of cinnamon sugar because I remembered that was a thing in my cabinet and I want to use it up.
>1 snack-size slim jim.
>1 Riesen caramel.
Activities
>20 min. dumbbell [10 lb.] routine
>sit on my ass in front of my computer for the remaining 15 hours and 40 minutes of my day
I'm in a bad place, guys.

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>>18799817
>papaya salad
Ew. That doesn't sound or look good at all.

Since you said no lying, I had various kinds of coffee and gross instant ramen with eggs mixed in.
>Activities
I fed my neighbour's ponies

>> No.18800839

>>18800828
Lucky! What else do they raise?

>> No.18800849

>>18799817
breakfast
>12 oz nonfat greek yogurt with 2 tbsp chia seeds, 1 tbsp peanut butter, and 140 grams of frozen mixed berries

lunch
>1 serving trader joes red lentil sedanini with 1/3 serving of spinach, 1/4 cup of trader joes tomato basil marinara, and 2 tbsp of nutritional yeast

dinner:
>1/2 lb salmon
>1/2 cup quinoa, cooked
>1 serving traders joes powergreens

snacks
>two cups oat milk with 1 scoop of gold standard protein powder and 1 scoop of green freaks+
>85 grams carrots
>1 handful of dry roasted unsalted hazelnuts
>1 banana

>> No.18800864

>>18799817
Breakfast
>Black coffee
Lunch
>lunch plate at mideast grocer: big plate of stewed lamb and rice
>pint of kombucha
Dinner
>cold roast beef from the deli
>two pints: a craft double ipa and a blue moon
Late night snacks
>cheeses: chevre and a creamy cow's milk cheese with truffles and a moldy rind
>oil cured olives from aforementioned mideast grocer
>5g pack of seaweed snacks
>a banana

>> No.18800869

>3lb of tea smoked duck
>six cans of boba tea
feels good

>> No.18800871

>Black tea
>instant mashed potatoes
>A family pack of tortellini
>ricola lemon cough drops
>ginger powder dissolved in warm water

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>Large Iced latte, extra shot no sugar.
>Dare Iced Coffee double shot
>Pork belly banh mi
>3x beer

and about to cook up steak and chips

>> No.18801607

>Brekkie
Son and I had peanut butter and cherry wrap. I also had a cappuccino and he had Orzo Bimbo. Not cherry jam, btw. Just cherries. Pitted and put into the wrap otherwise as they are.

>Lunch
Leftover homemade tonkotsu broth with saimin, yu choi, soft boiled egg and homemade Nip-style chashu. Side of homemade oimuchim.

>Snack
Handful of mixed nuts. Pecans, pistachio, cashew, hazelnut/filberts and almonds when I got home.
A square of Lindt chocolate.

>Dinner
We had pasta with white beans. Babymomma and I also had a glass of red wine some old dude down the street gave her. I think he made it. Not bad, but not great.

>Activies
I have a pedal machine under my desk. I'm almost there now and I can check how many miles I pedaled when I get there while otherwise sat on my duff doing practically nothing.
But I am fat. : (
1m85, 85ish kg

>> No.18801688

>breakfast
protein shake and a cup of coffee
>lunch
6-8oz chicken breast and a cup of rice
>dinner
3 fried eggs and an orange
>late night snack
6 slices of prosciutto and a fat slice of ghost pepper jack cheese to go with
>night cap
a very stout pour of Laphroaig 10yr

>> No.18801713

>>18799817
Breakfast
>omelette with cheese and bacon
>12 oz red bull
Lunch
>Kinder Milk Slice
>2 glasses of Pepsi
>a tub of greek yogurt
Dinner
>about to eat 3 chicken breasts that are marinating in my fridge
Activity
>1.5 hours of lifting

>> No.18801715

>>18799817
No lying.
Breakfast
>A coffee and 2 stale microwaved donuts, one jam one custard
>Two glasses of water and counting since
Going to make a tomato sauce for dinner with chicken and reindeer, probably with a glass of sprite
>Activity: Fuck all

>> No.18801874

>>18799817
is that fucking red cargo rice?? I never see anyone talk about red cargo rice, it's fucking delicious. Admittedly I have weird taste, but it's so bitter and chewy and fascinatingly different from other rice. It's like the brown rice of brown rice.

>> No.18801903
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>>18801715
Reading /ck/ made me pretty hungry so I had this and another apple, the rest of the white truffle brie, and more crackers.

>> No.18801905

>>18801903
chad. Your barbarian ancestors are hooting in approval.

>> No.18802264

Just woke up so I'll do yesterday
Breakfast
>Lemon poppyseed MRE pound cake
>Black coffee
Dinner
>2 cube steaks with sautéed onions
>large scoop mashed potatoes, approx. 2 cups
>steamed broccoli
>8 beers
Physical activity
>danced for an hour while cooking

>> No.18802327

>>18799817
Breakfast:
Blueberry and Cream Oatmeal
Coffee with Cream

That's it so far. Will probably have squash for dinner.

>> No.18802330

a cup of coffee and lots of water
probably gonna have some beers in the afternoon

>> No.18802364

>oat porridge with almonds
>handful of berries mixed into some yoghurt
>rye cracker
>clementine
>a piece of dryish pee zaw
>half a plate of salad (green)
>some tiramisu
>half a cup of rice
>a tin of mackarel
>handful of green peas
>more salad
>a lollipop (vanilla flavored)
I think that's about everything

>> No.18802668
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>>18799817

Brek
>Coffee with sugar
>2 Cups of tea
Lunchion
>half a roast beef sandwich with butter and mustard on sourdough bread
>Coffee
> 3 Cups of tea
Tea
>Battered sosige
>Curry sauce
>Bun
>Chips
>A cup of tea
>Simple as

>> No.18802705

Breakfast:
>2 black coffee's and 3 cigarettes
Lunch
>Tuna melt and 2 black coffe's
Dinner
>4 non fried cod taco's
Drinks
>3 rum and cokes so far
Activity
>Walked the dog and walked to work.

>> No.18802739

Breakfast
>carrot eggs, strawberry frosted pop tart, spoon of brigadeiro, restaurant-style green tea
Lunch
>chicken fried steak and linguini with tomato sauce, spoon of brigadeiro, arnold palmer
Dinner
>didn't eat it yet, but probably more chicken fried steak and linguini with tomato sauce. want to make some garlic bread, too
Other
>maybe five or six spoons of brigadeiro throughout the day and another strawberry frosted pop tart

>> No.18802748

>>18802739
Activity
>went innawoods with dog and walked around a bit

>> No.18802801

Breakfast:
Bacon and avacado wrap
Mango

Lunch:
Half a chicken, rice and parsnips

Dinner:
Chicken breast, two vegetarian sausages, potatoes, sprouts and chickpeas roasted in the chicken fat. Side with salad mostly just lettuce and tomato with a bit of sauce.

Snacks:
Couple of chocolate rice cakes and a chocolate roll.

About 2700 cals, 210g protein all together.

>> No.18802812

>>18802801
Activities:
Rest day so just getting 10k steps in and 10mins hiit on the static bike

>> No.18802835

>Lunch
Bacon, mushrooms, peppers
>Dinner
Chicken, spinach

4-5 cups of coffee between.

>> No.18802844
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18802844

A wedge of cheese across about five hours and a fiber supplement. Went for a walk (~90 minutes), lifting a bit later.

>> No.18802884

>lunch
Bibimbap
>dinner
Kebab wrap
>drinks
3 Powerrade, 1 small bottle of orange juice, 2 glasses of coke zero
>activities
nothing

Don't have the energy to cook or work out this week because have been sleeping 4-5 hours a night since Monday

>> No.18802950

Muesli with milk
Steak with celeriac and tomato, some lattes
Lamb stew, whisky, vodka soda
45 min yoga, 45 min bike, some squats and one leg rdls.

>> No.18803008

>tea and a pear for breakfast
>small bag of crisps for lunch
>pan-fried turkey breast, shallot (and wilted spinach) with some cheddar and encona hot sauce in a pitta wrap for dinner
>currently just imbibing beer and cider (possibly some wine later) until I pass out on my couch

>> No.18803036
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18803036

>Breakfast
Homemade everything bagel with egg and cheese, with coffee
>everything else
2 cans of coke zero.

>> No.18803116

>>18799817
7 protein bars
1 big bottle of sparkling water

>> No.18803137

i've only had a smoothie for brekky today but yesterday i ate:

banana smoothie
fried chicken (nene@ubereats™)
half a packet of potato chips

>> No.18803140

>breakfast
Leftover bulgur and feta cheese, protein shake
>lunch
Half a baguette, goat cheese, hummus, ajvar
>snack
Spinach and cheese borek, milk
>dinner
Bulgur with salmon/green pea tagine

>> No.18803142

I'm a cheap date, I go for the left over lo mein and spring rolls

>> No.18803154

>>18803142
... beers too

>> No.18803201

>>18799817
Breakfast
>Two large eggs and two sliced mushrooms cooked in butter on two slices of toast.
>Cup of instant coffee with two sugars and milk
Lunch
>Bowl of plain, uncooked oats with milk
Dinner
>Potato, broccoli, parsnip, carrot, onion and mushroom sloppa with a Marmite stock and two slices of bread
Evening
>Mug of Coca Cola
>About four Lemon Puff biscuits

>> No.18803205

>>18801715
>Update: Had a lollipop and unsweetened milky tea. Goodnight ck :)

>> No.18803207

>>18799830
Very simple but I like it.

>> No.18803228
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18803228

I go for the crabby patties, morning, noon and night

>> No.18803315

>>18799817
Breakfast
>grilled cheese with fried onions
Lunch
>nothing
Dinner
>Pan fried chicken legs made by grandma with leftover garlic noodles and a piece of home made bread
Drinks
>4 low-mid tier quality beers, glass of whiskey and a glass of gin. Will probably pour 1 more glass of whatever I have and watch some movies.
Activity
>none

>> No.18803325

>Breakfast
Protein shake
>Lunch
Chicken thigh and jasmine rice
Drank some water
>Dinner
Nothing yet.

>> No.18803330

breakfast: leftover pork belly and rice
lunch: leftover pork belly and noodles and cabbage
snack: digestive biscuits and Haribo
dinner: spaghetti bolognese
dessert: bread and buter pudding with prunes
drinks: coffee, Aldi energy drinks, Aldi cola, water

>> No.18803333

>>18799817
>Breakfast
Tuna and sweetcorn wrap, egg mayonnaise wrap
>Dinner
Beef stew with potatoes
>snacks
Chocolate covered ice-cream lolly

>> No.18803460

>brekkie
Porridge w/honey + Oat milk coffee + apple juice
>lunch
Oat milk latte + shitty beef pasty from a cafe.
>dinner
Wagamama's chilli chicken ramen (bad) with fried duck gyoza (ok) + water.
>snacks
One PB protein ball, some mixed nuts and some real milk.
>activity
Went on a 40 minute walk and was pretty brisk about it but otherwise I've been horizontal.

Try to guess age, though I think it's fairly obvious.

>> No.18803474

>>18803201
>uncooked oats
Why.

>> No.18803494

>Breakfast
Poverty stew (lentils) and some bread (I made both)
>Lunch
Shrimp salad and bread (I made both)
>Dinner
Too early for that but trying to keep it light, maybe just a Clif bar before I go dancing.
>Drank
Coffee (African American) and no where near as much water as I should have.

>> No.18803499

>>18799817
B
>oats and plain nonfat Greek yogurt
>2 shots espresso, black

Snack
>2 sloppy handfuls of goldfish crackers
>2 more shots black espresso

L
>Turkey, gabagool, cukes, tomatoes, hommus, avocado, spinach on whole wheat
>1 American spirit (yellow) cigarette after

D
>Salmon, scallion brown rice, broccoli

A
>Sat at desk all day, but today was a rest day since I squatted and diddylifted heavy and ran yesterday

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>>18799817
breakfast
>instant coffee
>sausages with toast, hashbrowns, fried eggs and baked beans
>cup of jasmine tea
Lunch
>nothing
Dinner
>spaghetti and meatballs
>some disgusting prosecco
>prepackaged dessert thing (picrel)
Post dinner drinks
>pepsi max
>cup of green tea

>> No.18803584

4 cups black coffee
2 water/preworkout
2 water
1 glass milk

1 buffalo chicken pizza
3 packets oatmeal
1 can beans
6 eggs w/ cheese
6oz filet
broccoli
3 chocolate oreos
3 vanilla oreos

>> No.18803596

>>18800776
Your sister got my powerful juice force if you know what I mean

>> No.18803597

>>18803584
Nigger what the fuck

>> No.18803607

>>18803597
I know, but it used to be 2 pots of coffee a day, so 4 cups for me isn't really alot.

>> No.18803611

>>18799817
>breakfast
nothing
>lunch
nothing
>dinner
shredded chicken with biscuits, mashed potatoes, and peas. strawberries, blackberries, an orange, a banana, and four oreos.

>> No.18803613

>Breakfast
Black coffee

>Lunch
Pepperoni, cheese stick x2, walnuts, apple, peanut butter pretzels

>Snack
Coffee w/ half n half

>Dinner
Roasted chicken thigh with zucchini, tomatoes, carrot, and broccoli

>Activity
lol

>> No.18803636

>>18799817
>Thai food I ordered off skip at around 1PM
>Orange juice
>coffee
It's 9PM and I'm having a can of beer. I'll probably have a few more drinks and then eat my leftover thai food from earlier

>> No.18803746

So far, 1/4c of cashews and 8 green olives. To drink, coffee and water.
Dinner is gonna be halibut ,orzo ,and broccoli. Maybe a cookie for a midnight snack

>> No.18803785

>>18799817
breakfast
>cup of black coffee
>can of coke zero
lunch
>11 oz round steak marinated in worcestershire, olive oil, and salt+pepper
>185 grams of white rice with a teaspoon of paprika
>all that drank down with a can of coke zero
>300 grams of 2% yogurt
>one can of kipper snacks
>another cup of black coffee
dinner
>bagel with 2 servings of cream cheese
~2000 calories and ~140 grams of protein, all in all

>> No.18803846

>>18799817
1 avocado 2 fried eggs…Kratom and about 1 cup of vodka

>> No.18803856

Chicken thigh
Fresh pineapple
20 cherries
Frozen French fries
750 calories

>> No.18803861
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guess my country

>> No.18803887

>>18799817
>Breakfast
I don't eat breakfast
>Lunch
Skyr with honey granola clusters and raisins
>Throughout the day
Cocoa & milk flavored Napolitanke wafers, about 4 or 5.
>Dinner
Haven't ate yet despite it being 9PM. Considering getting fast food, but I told myself I'd cut back on fast food this year since I ate too much last year. Haven't had any since the year started.
>Activities
I didn't really do anything today aside from walking and driving to the mall.

>> No.18804027

>>18803887
I got Five Guys, so that's my dinner.
Bacon Cheeseburger w/mayo and small fries.

>> No.18804048

>>18801607 was for yesterday.
This is for today:
>Brekkie
Oatmeal with slivered almonds, dried cranberries and vanilla sugar. Cappuccino.

>Mid-morning snack
Orange "snacking" tomatoes. Don't see how they differ from "normal" tomatoes, taste-wise.

>Lunch
Leftover cheeseshroom (like cheesesteak... only no steak, just mushrooms) nuked in the microwave and tipped out onto a half a split baguette. Made with Americheese. Apple juice.

>Early evening snack
Spinach fritters.

>Dinner
Cheesy beans on toast made with bacon grease topped with fried egg. Hibiscus soda.

>Late evening snack
Handful of cheeseburger flavoured cheesecurls.

>Activities
56.3 km of pedaling today.
Turns out, I did 48something km yesterday.

>> No.18804112

3 cups of coffee, with some milk
pot of pinto beans (onions, celery, carrot, garlic, broth, spices), with rice

>> No.18804441

>>18799817
>Breakfast
1 cup of black coffee

>Lunch
3 slices of pizza. 2 slices of Margherita and 1 slice of chicken pesto, ate it with a garlic dip and chilli flakes. 1 whole bottle of red wine (Montepulciano).

>Dinner
Ate at a Persian restaurant: Skewer of chicken (it was excellent, tender, succulent, juicy, everything you want out of chicken), a little parsley salad, saffron rice, a wedge of roast potato, tzatziki sauce and hot sauce on the side and a piece of pita bread, drank water.


>Dessert
Usually am not one to eat dessert but had a sweet tooth after dinner so I stopped by a bakery and picked up a a dark chocolate almond cookie and whiskey hazelnut chocolate pastry (ate half), drank a cup of earl grey tea as well (black).

Overall really enjoyed what I had today. I went hiking earlier in the day and had a ravenous appetite after. It's a fair bit more than what I usually eat and I'm absolutely stuffed but I'm fasting for the next few days so wanted to enjoy myself.

>> No.18804645

'breakfast bars' made of quick oats, natural peanut butter, molasses, almonds, and raisins.
2 cups cold brew coffee.

4ish cups of baked ziti with pork bolognese

4 cups home made hard cider
2 cups earl grey tea

6 pancakes with walnuts

1 hour on the stationary bike, avg 15mph.

>> No.18804653

>>18803494
how you make that skrimp salad?

>> No.18804655

>Chorizo breakfast burrito with a Monster coffee
>Bottle of water
>Chicken & red chili burrito with Arizona sweet tea tall can
Got some bad shits an hour after that, now I'm eating a vending machine honeybun at work out of desperation. I want to make tea but the anglo in me demands lots of sugar and there isn't any.

>> No.18804669

>>18803036
yo whats that bagel recipe?

>> No.18804728

>>18803861
flippipeans?
maybe something from around that area

>> No.18804740

>>18804669
>>18803036
Who the fuck makes their own bagels, that's what bakery's are for and you get smoked salmon the cream cheese and chives with it.
Like I really want to make all of that on my own, what are you people stupid?

>> No.18804801

>>18799817
Lunch
>leftover hellofresh pork taquito

Dinner
>Cuban sandwich

Dessert
>the othee half of the baklava I ordered from a greek restaurant yesterday

>> No.18804807

>>18799947
look at this sad cunt

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yesterday

iberico cheeks with savory oatmeal and roasted carrots for lunch

>> No.18804876

>>18804866
some weird leftovers flammkuchen for dinner

wine and sparkling water throughout the day for drinks

>> No.18804888

Breakfast
>three instant coffee, about 500g cooked jasmine rice with steamed cabbage and soy sauce
work
>nutrionally complete bar x3, one shake
dinner
>rice leftover from breakfast, some licorice and two beers
cooking on work days sucks. gonna try fermenting cabbage this weekend. luv me cabbage

>> No.18804907

>>18804740
lol pissbaby here can't bake his own bagels.

>> No.18804949

Breakfast
>Breakfast bar, sparkling tea, and some jerky
Lunch
>One of those salami cheese packs, gas station market chicharrons, water and tea
Dinner
>Delivery chicken picatta, salad, and 2 rum and cokes

>> No.18804989

>Breakfast
One egg, four sausage links, three slices of bread
>Dinenr
Beef stir-fry

>> No.18805155
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18805155

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

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>>18805155

>> No.18805163

Two sausages
One kangaroo steak
Half a handful of alfalfa
Two McDonald's hash browns
KFC pepper mayo slider
Mountain Dew frozen slurpee thing
Canned spaghetti sandwich
Two litres chardonnay
Can't sleep because I'm not drunk enough

>> No.18805170

>>18805155
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won’t hurt.

>> No.18805185

>>18805170
What is that some kind of nigger shit?
Who the fuck in their right mind is supposed to decode that crap?

>> No.18805191 [DELETED] 

>>18805170
You must be fooling yourself if you think that anyone except youself knows what the fuck you're on about, youre either a dumb nigger, a crack head or a meth addict or some combination

>> No.18805201

>>18805191
I thought maybe the person I responded to will know.

>> No.18805306

>>18799833
what the fuck

>> No.18805320
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18805320

Breakfast
>A bowl of chocolate and vanilla ice cream
>washed down with copious amounts of water
Lunch
>Vodka
Dinner
>8 biscuits slathered in butter
>more vodka

>> No.18805381

>>18799817
I had black rice with butter chicken sauce and some fried bell peppers. It was what I had around.

>> No.18805537

>>18799817
>half a liter of sprite
>half a liter of fanta
>two portions of fries
>two bigmac-equivalent burgers

I'm done for today

>> No.18805548

>>18805185
>>18805191
Shut the fuck up retards

>>18805201
It’s ok anon I got it

>> No.18805717

>>18805201
we're not all illiterate zoomers, it's ok bro

>> No.18805802

>>18799817
A bottle of water.

>> No.18805814

>4 day old baked potato reheated for 5 mins with blue cheese dressing
>a lot of vodka and iced coffee
>two dark chocolate covered pretzels
>two tablespoons of crushed up spicy potato chips

>> No.18805817

>>18799817
2 cups of coffee and a fuckin' fistful o' pills.

>> No.18805961

>A banana, peanut butter and honey toast
>A cup of coffee
>Several glasses of water
>Rice, egg, bacon
>Going to go get wasted and pack a few apples as a midnight snack

>> No.18806418

>>18799817
Today I am fasting so it’s just been water, coffee, and tea.

>> No.18806516

>>18799817

12 beers and a bowl of ramen

>> No.18806897

Breakfast
> Coffee
Lunch
> Salmorejo, 3 eggs, a can of tuna, another coffee
Dinner
> Broccoli and chicken sausages
Drinks
> Water and water with some lemon squeezed on it
Activity
Going to and from work on foot, around 5 km walking.

>> No.18806913

>>18806897
>putting a space after the memearrow

>> No.18808003

>>18804048
>Brekkie
Toast with cherry compote. Cappuccino.

>Mid-morning snack
An orange.

>Lunch
Pizza with ham. Tomato salad. Apple juice.

>Dinner
Spinach bisque. Turkey wings (cooked-in-then-removed-from the soup before blitzing smooth). Baguette.

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>>18799817
>Breakfast
475ml of skol vodka and two cups of green tea
>lunch
4 tacos, rice and refried beans, two cups green tea
>dinner
4 nutty buddy's, handful of pretzels sticks dipped in cream cheese, B complex , chai tea, 2 benadryl, 2 aspirin

>> No.18808173

>>18799817
Overnight Oats
A granola bar
A single beer
Chips and Guac

>> No.18808266

>>18805817
i wish i had some pills

>> No.18808282

>>18805155
I'd watch this short film.

>> No.18808313

>>18808282
its fear and loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.18808338

>A very large plate of fried rice
>A liter of Houjicha
>Tap Water
Good day

>> No.18808365

>>18808313
It’s from this book
Hunter: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson by E. Jean Carroll

The movie is based on Hunter’s novel.

>> No.18808612

>>18799817
Dinner: 3.5 oz salmon and steamed broccoli

i didn't eat anything else. i dont eat much in general

>> No.18808617

>>18808612
activities (didnt see it at first): did some dumbbell exercises for 15 minutes. i usually walk for about an hour outside but it was too cold today

>> No.18808618 [DELETED] 

>>18799817
You sound like such a faggot.

>> No.18808630

Pork tenderloin green beans and minestrone soup / Pork tenderloin and minestrone soup / Green beans and minestrone soup.

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>Breakfast
Two Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuits and hash browns from McDonald's.
>Lunch
Two Daily Doubles, a large fry, and a large Sprite from McDonald's
>Dinner
One Big Mac and one McDouble with a large fry and a large Sprite from McDonald's.
>Drinks
Fifth of Jim Beam Apple, 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger, 3 old fashioned from the bar, half a bottle of Boone's Farm strawberry wine.

>> No.18808661 [DELETED] 

>>18808638
I hope you at least scanned your app code and earned points to get more McDonald's.

>> No.18808677

>>18799817
Selfmade tuna pizza with onions, hot sauce and parmesan because Im a degenerate. Also a crazy amount of tuna was used.
Energy drink (monster ultra gold)
Handful of peppered peanuts

>> No.18808718

>>18799817
no breakfast or lunch, just water throughout the day
a handful of yellow grape tomatoes when I got home
canned herring steaks and smoked oysters with black pepper triscuits for "dinner"
a glass of ginger ale on ice
maybe 1/4 mile of walking total throughout my day, the rest spent at a desk

>> No.18809599

>breakfast
coffee with 2 slices of bread and 2 fried eggs
>activity
took a shit and went running
>lunch
somewhere between 3 and 8 ginger cookies? (not sure about translation) my mom baked with a cup of coffee
>dinner
haven't decided yet
>drinks
water and i will have 1 more cup of coffee

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>>18799817

>> No.18810289

>>18799817
Nothing lol

>> No.18811215

>B
Two fried eggs topping some reheated black beans and rice with sardines. Chopped tomatoes and sliced avocado, topped with red wine vinegar. An Americano after that settled
>L
Fresh pineapple
>D
Three hot dogs with sweet chili sauce
>A
Rock climbing at the gym in the afternoon, skiing at night

>> No.18811272

>>18799817
>Breakfast:
two eggs
roll
sweet potato soup
cup of milk
>Lunch:
tea
>Dinner
I'll be having:
three eggs
two biscuits
sausage gravy
sliced tomato
ginger ale
muddy buddies

>> No.18811385

>>18799817
I just ate some cookies and a chockman. I woke up late to eat breakfast and some shit to do so I didn't even have time for a snack.

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Breakfast
>750mls black coffee

Lunch
>18g kratom

Dinner
>tofu, brown rice, sweet potato, broccoli

Dessert
>thick slice of sourdough rye with butter washed down with 3/4 a bottle of Chianti

>> No.18811411

>>18799817
>breakfast
Rib eye steak.
>Lunch
Diet pepsi
>Dinner
Probably doing chili dogs.

>> No.18811447

>>18799817
I've been at my cabin and haven't resupplied since 1 month so plz take that in consideration before you judge
breakfast
>leftover meat spaghetti reheated in a pan and cracked two eggs
>50/50 instant coffee with hot chocolate powder
lunch
>kraft dinner
>baked beans w/ pork
>orange pekoe tea with milk and sugar
dinner
>a few baloney sandwhiches with ketchup mustard
>leftover carrot cream w/ saltines
>tea
>4 bottles of corona
>vodka gatorade 50/50 500ml
>few beads of hasch
>jar of canned peaches
>piece of ice cream log cake
Activities to show I'm not fat:
>8h transporting firewood w/ my snowmobile and other tasks related to surviving off grid above the 51st parallel

>> No.18811545

nothing

>> No.18811897

>>18799935
it looks like its covered in fuzzy mold.

>> No.18811990

>>18808003
>Brekkie
Banana-and-yoghurt smoothie.
No coffee today because reasons.

>Lunch
"Italian" sub/hoagie and two pickled cucumbers.

>Mid afternoon snack
An orange.

>Eaten-while_cooking snack
A handful of nacho Bugles.

>Dinner
More spinach-based foodstuffs, this time palak safed rajma with quick af sorta homemade bullshit naan (used pizza dough from the bakery down the street).

>> No.18812002

>Breakfast
Black coffee and a piece of cinnamon sugar toast
>Lunch
Leftover spaghetti and meatballs from last night
A cup of black tea
>Dinner
Made cornish pasties so I had one of those with gravy and ketchup
>Snack
A bowl of red grapes

>> No.18812156

>>18799817
Mango locos monster

>> No.18812203

>>18799817
Breakfast:
>Rice cooker oatmeal with riced cauliflower, carrot, raisins, cinnamon, egg whites, and cake batter protein powder
>French press of black coffee

Snack:
>2 cups of black coffee

Lunch:
>Can of organic black beans, blended with chocolate collagen peptides and a box of orange sugar free jello mix. it became like a pudding and was pretty good.

Dinner:
>Homemade chicken corn chowder

Snack:
>Sugar free vanilla pudding made with 0% greek yogurt and shiratake rice to form a low cal tapioca pudding. It was okay, not as good as the beans.

Today was a fucked up day of experimental low cal eating.

>> No.18812210

Tea and toast
Egg and cheese sandwich
Chicken parm over spaghetti
Brownie with stawberries

>> No.18812310

>breakfast
1 monster zero ultra, shot of vodka, 1 pack of shin ramyun, 1 cup of milo
>lunch
Lamb and egg bread roll thing from Turkish place, 4 vbs, 1 rambutan, 4 longans, bunch of lychees, some blueberries, a cashed and almond bar, 1 cheapest fucking mayo or some shit burger from hungry Jack's
>dinner
3 more of some burgers from hungry Jack's. A pre-made sandwich from the supermarket (salad and cheese), a yogurt pouch, 8 more vbs, 1 piece of deep fried fish, a cocktail (vodka orange juice), some doritos and I was on the beach earlier smashed open a oyster and ate it. I have one more hungry Jack's burger I'll eat it later when I'm drunker but it's gross and cold now I'll be hungry for it soon though.

Before anyone asks I weigh less than 60kg (just) but yes, I am overweight. My natural weight is about 54kg. Oh and I ate some gummy bears as well.

>> No.18812326

>>18804740
Bagels are easy fucktard

>> No.18812334
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breakfast
>montreal bagel sandwich with egg, cheese and mayo
lunch
>korean corn dog with cheese covered in honey mustard with fries
dinner
>parmaggiano and balsamic from bologna that my dad got me with blue cheese from nova scotia, brothers pepperoni and some shitty freybe pate
drinks
>driftwood belgian quadrupel and the remainder of my aged eggnog (pictured)

>> No.18812342

>>18812334
Don't lie that's aged nignut *licks lips*

Mmmmm slurpies ;)

>> No.18812417
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Chicken parmigiana

>> No.18812583

>>18799817
>2 lbs of lean pork chop slathered in honey garlic sauce
>Fiber pill and multivitamin
>Diet orange soda and a few bottles of water

I'm feeling lazy and depressed today, so I just stuck the pork under the broiler until the top was crispy. I've eating half when I was hungry earlier, and have been slowly munching through the rest.

>> No.18812587

>>18800003
He's probably chinese. Or autistic.

>> No.18812600

Nothing and nothing. I'm not fasting or on a diet or anything like that, I just don't like to eat when I'm at my parents' place. It causes drama. Not because I'm a vegan or anything, I just got hurt real bad and had to have a chunk of my digestive tract removed so I eat at very strategic times. That pisses everyone off because my family is nothing but fat fucks who eat all the time and get involved if I try to eat something and demand I share. I don't share food, so that causes drama. Easier to do without until everyone goes to bed.

>> No.18812703

>>18811897
I mushed the potatoes slightly.

>> No.18812719

Fuckin no brekky. Ate a borgar and had a beer for lunch. About to eat Paneer Makhani, and drink a load of beer. As for activity, walked around Anchorage for 4 hours.

>> No.18812725
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>coffee
>bowl of corn flakes
>banana
>pb&just
>apple
>kombucha
>small snack of peanuts and pretzels
>water
>ducbokki
>tea

>> No.18813204

2 cigarettes in bed and once i gather the courage to get up i will eat the crud that's left in the sink after washing dishes :3

>> No.18813209

>>18799817
Fried SPAM on rice with Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce. Fairlife ELITE chocolate milx

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>>18799817
drank water all day, now just cooked chicken stir fry

>> No.18813315

Breakfast
>woke up still drunk and wasnt hungry
Lunch
>instant ramen
Djnner
>snack size bag of doritos and a Twinkie
Drinks
>24 pack of corona extra
Activity
>50,000steps

>> No.18814235

>>18811990
So far, just brekkie, a sausage, egg and cheese croissant from the Dunkin' around the corner and a cappuccino when I got in.
Skipped services today and went for a job, which culminated in the Dunkin' visit.

Plan to have:
>Lunch
Chicken-and-gooseberry hot-and-sour soup. With rice or idli, prolly.

>Dinner
Peas-and-tomato risotto with sauteed leaf broccoli.

Will probably have a banana and/or orange and/or cherries at some point today.

>> No.18814450

>>18799817
mcdonalds large fries
mcdonalds chicken nuggets 10 piece
2 barbecue sauce
4 keptchup
nice cheat meal, im having nothing but coffee until dinner

>> No.18814477

2 glass of lemonwater
2 cups of coffee
1 banana
1 satsumas

in about one hour i will cook some pumpkinsoup with homemade bread

>> No.18814504

Cheerios with plenty of semi skimmed milk
Two chicken sandwiches and an apple
Gammon steak, fried egg and chips with slice of toast
All washed down with lemon water

>> No.18814510

>>18799817
Breakfast:
>greasy spoon
>sausage, egg, beans, bacon, cheeseburger, liver, onions, gravy, bread and butter

Dinner
>crackers, Camembert, manchego, gruyere, cambazola, salami

Drinks
>4 pints of Guinness
>1 cup of coffee
>1 cup of tea

>> No.18814522

>porridge, nuts etc.
>oven baked sweet potato, beets and carrots with brown sauce made out of ground deer. also piece of salmon and some green salad.
>a sizable chunk of chocolate cheesecake
>rice and veggies with some chicken
preparing some evening tea rn

>> No.18814819

>breakfast
1 apple, 2 carrots, blueberrys, 3 coffee
>lunch
6 chicken wings, 4 cups of tea
>dinner
patatoes, fish with mustard sauce, spinach, 1kinder pingui, 1 glass of lemonade

in between i had 1 liter of water

>> No.18814847

>>18799817
>Post everything you ate and drank today
I can't post pussy, it's a blue board

>> No.18815148

water cigarette deenz

>> No.18815279

Breakfast
>34 oz pourover of local roaster colombian
>Mixed with milk
Drink
>Two pilsners
Main meal
>Beef and bean burritos
>Used 6-8 dried chilis, onion, cilantro, tomato chunks, tomato sauce, garlic to make marinade sauce
Got just a little bit of that paralytic heat.

>> No.18817480

Stainless steel bowl of
150g chicken,
a big fat white button mushroom,
handful of arugula,
some crushed tiny tomatoes,
spinach,
half a handful celery,
3 spears of asparagus,
half a handful of broccoli/cauliflower/carrot mix
Mixed with 6 raw crushed garlic cloves

some walnuts, dried cranberries and blueberries for desert.

trying to health max.

>> No.18817494

>>18799817
>Breakfast
Leftover lasagna, bottle of Diet soda
>Lunch
Bag of salted peanuts, bottle of diet soda
>Dinner
3 scrambled eggs, 2 sausage parties, bottle of diet soda
>Misc
2 additional bottles of dirt soda, 1 bottle of sports drink, 128oz of water. I'll probably drink more soda and water before bed.
>Activities to show I'm not fat
I am fat (not by American standards) and I drive a cement truck

>> No.18817506

2 leftover slices of white pizza for breakfast
10 Ferrero Rocher chocolates for dinner
I was working in the garage all day so I never really got hungry

>> No.18817629

Brekky
>Oats with pb berries and Greek yoghurt
>Iced mocha

Lunch
>Toasted sandwich with leftover Christmas ham mmmmm
>Kombucha

Dinner
>Looks like it's gonna be lentil and beef Bolognese

Activity
>Waterpolo game

Yes I am better than you, you don't need to say it