sad thought

[Anonymous No.18795203]

sad thought-

if 99.99% of species ever on earth have gone extinct, then what are the chances that the tastiest ones are alive right now?

post theoretically tasty animals

[Anonymous No.18795237]

These things are supposed to be delicious

[Anonymous No.18795258]

very high, because we bred them to be

[Anonymous No.18795260]

You're right, the most delicious animal is surely extinct. I'd love to be able to try a big ass piece of dinosaur meat, preferably a large herbivore like a sauropod.

[Anonymous No.18795585]

>>18795258
>t. mite be rite
i want to say things will be better in a thousand years but who knows

[Anonymous No.18795594]

>>18795237
This. People who ate them routinely cited them as the most delicious animal.

[Anonymous No.18795614]

>>18795260
I know that guy is giant but the piece of meat is as big as he is

[Anonymous No.18795626]

>TFW you will never supp on a delicious Dodo Parm

[Anonymous No.18795934]

Why arent the lab-grown-meat people looking into this?
Theoretically, any animal from which we have DNA can have its muscles lab grown, right? Or something like that.
So why try to grow chicken or beef? Gimme some mammoth tenderloin or dodo drumstick. That's the only lab grown meat I want.

[Anonymous No.18795958]

>>18795237
>>18795594
idk they're reptiles. i've eaten gator and snake, and neither are that great.

Honestly we probably have the tastiest food now. We breed animals with extra fat in them to taste better. No chance anything like wagyu existed in the past naturally.

[Anonymous No.18795961]

>>18795260
>I'd love to be able to try a big ass piece of dinosaur meat
you can't have sauropod meat, but you can still try theropod meat by eating chicken

[Anonymous No.18795989]

>>18795961
I fucking love science XD
A tip of the fedora for you, sir, here is your upvote!

[Anonymous No.18796018]

>>18795934
>Why arent the lab-grown-meat people looking into this?
>Theoretically, any animal from which we have DNA can have its muscles lab grown, right? Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.18796019]

>>18795989
>soience is bad because I didn't know that chickens are dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.18796061]

>>18796019
>being obtuse and pedantic makes me smart

[Anonymous No.18796067]

>>18796019
>soience is le good because they told me that the heckin' chickereenos were dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.18796081]

>>18796018
The soïboï projection. Nice.

>>18795958
This may be the correct take, but personal preference also matters. For instance, I prefer grilled venison to grilled beef. It seems that the fatty and marbled steak should be better but while I love it, I would pick venison first.
Has anyone ever eaten Coelacanth? I bet that would tell us something about other extinct fishes' flavor.

[Anonymous No.18796094]

look at that soy faggot posing with a ladder when it's obvious they use a boom/lift to paint the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.18796096]

>>18796081
I agree there is something to be said for wild animals that actually live life instead of have extra fat and sit in a cage all day.

>Coelacanth
google says
>They don't taste good. People, and most likely other fish-eating animals, don't eat coelacanths because their flesh has high amounts of oil, urea, wax esters, and other compounds that give them a foul flavor and can cause sickness.
inb4
>they just don't want us to know how delicious it really is

[Anonymous No.18796097]

>>18796061
>using words that I don't understand makes me look stupid
>>18796067
>samefagging makes me look desperate

[Anonymous No.18796108]

>>18795958
>We breed animals with extra fat in them to taste better. No chance anything like wagyu existed in the past naturally.
wagyu is a niche exception. The vast majority of livestock and produce is bred for size and weight, often sacrificing taste and nutrition.

[Anonymous No.18796112]

>>>18796018 #
>The soïboï projection. Nice.

>>>18795958 #
>This may be the correct take, but personal preference also matters. For instance, I prefer grilled venison to grilled beef. It seems that the fatty and marbled steak should be better but while I love it, I would pick venison first.
>Has anyone ever eaten Coelacanth? I bet that would tell us something about other extinct fishes' flavor.

>>>18796061 #
>>using words that I don't understand makes me look stupid
>>>18796067 #
>>samefagging makes me look desperate

[Anonymous No.18796115]

>>18796108
this, and bred to grow fast and have a longer shelf life

[Anonymous No.18796128]

>>18795258
yeah except there's animals untouched by human husbandry that taste better than anything we have created

eg-
shellfish
venison
elk
boar
grouse
and countless more

[Anonymous No.18796139]

>>18795989
>something is reddit cause it's true

found the redditor. go back fucktard

[Anonymous No.18796153]

ammonites are probably really delicious and nutritious. they were the preferred diet of plesiosaurs

[Anonymous No.18796199]

>>18796108
produce is an interesting one. sometimes breeding out giant seeds and giving us more fruit "meat" is good, but the size one definitely makes a lot taste worse, like tomatoes.

I imagine keeping animals locked in cages and injecting them with hormones is what really ruins them more than how we've bread them. I've had elk, deer, boar, buffalo, and other minimally bred animals, and I don't think they taste better than regular chicken/beef. Could be my palette that I'm just used to that though.

[Anonymous No.18796207]

>>18795237
they're not extinct so why can't we eat them?

[Anonymous No.18796210]

there's something kind of comforting about the fact that every thread devolves into s0ib0y posting

[Anonymous No.18796211]

>>18796139
>>something is reddit cause it's true

>found the redditor. go back fucktard

[Anonymous No.18796216]

>>18795203
The burger bears

[Anonymous No.18796259]

>>18796211
bro I have more testosterone in my blood than you have had or ever will. im 6'2", 220 lbs of muscle, I fuck. I'm a white nationalist christian and a notorious gangster. you are probably a skinny or obese faggot and I could kick your ass.

get off my board faggot

[Anonymous No.18796285]

>>18796259
>bro I have more testosterone in my blood than you have had or ever will. im 6'2", 220 lbs of muscle, I fuck. I'm a white nationalist christian and a notorious gangster. you are probably a skinny or obese faggot and I could kick your ass.

>get off my board faggot

[Anonymous No.18796289]

>>18796285
I doubt he looks like this he sounds sort of alpha

[Anonymous No.18796306]

>>18796289
>I doubt he looks like this he sounds sort of alpha

[Anonymous No.18796347]

>>18796306
You can't just reply with insulting images

[Anonymous No.18796364]

>>18796199
>how we've bread them
and then we deep fry them

[Anonymous No.18796371]

>>18796364
kek you got me there

[Anonymous No.18796390]

>>18796371
I stole that joke from MST3K

[Anonymous No.18796394]

>>18796347
>You can't just reply with insulting images

[Anonymous No.18796401]

>>18796390
based

[Anonymous No.18796413]

>>18796394
I will post last I can be here all night

[Anonymous No.18796466]

>>18796413
looks like you won anon probably because high school is back in session, and it's a school nite

[Anonymous No.18796470]

>>18796413
>I will post last I can be here all night

[Anonymous No.18796479]

>>18796466
>looks like you won anon probably because high school is back in session, and it's a school nite

[Anonymous No.18796508]

>>18796470
FUCK YOU!!

[Anonymous No.18796510]

>>18796470
>>18796479
samefagging again.
and either been posting all day, or have a 4chan pass

[Anonymous No.18796513]

>>18796508
>FUCK YOU!!

[Anonymous No.18796517]

>>18796510
>samefagging again.
>and either been posting all day, or have a 4chan pass

[Anonymous No.18796534]

>>18796513
lol

[Anonymous No.18796538]

>>18796513
>>18796517
a 4 chan pass? you pay to post here?

[Anonymous No.18796539]

>>18795203
The tastiest animals alive today aren't even eaten. Do you think we eat cows, pigs and chicken because they taste best? It's literally only because they're fucking retarded, making them docile and easy to raise. A fat ass reindeer taste much better than a cow for instance. But, reindeer are smart as fuck making it much more expensive and a bigger hassle to raise them.

[Anonymous No.18796547]

>>18796534
>lol

[Anonymous No.18796551]

>>18796538
>a 4 chan pass? you pay to post here?

[Anonymous No.18796557]

>>18796547
how do you pick which one goes with which comment

[Anonymous No.18796573]

>>18796557
>how do you pick which one goes with which comment

[Anonymous No.18796601]

I'm trans btw

[Anonymous No.18796609]

>>18796601
>I'm trans btw

[Anonymous No.18796618]

>>18795237
>>18795594
The British grabbed a load of them to take them back home to show how wonderful they were but ended up eating them all. I seem to remember they were also useful due to having water in there somewhere so they were a source of safe drinking water.

You'd think they'd have been farmed by now. Like, who'd give a shit about cows if they didn't taste good, produce milk or leather? They're useful in so many ways, so they survive. It's like the Giant Panda. Useless but was saved because it became a PR animal (personally want them to change to saving big cats, especially tigers, jaguars and leopards because the Chinese are scum that need to be wiped out).

[Anonymous No.18796632]

>>18796618
maybe they take really long to grow big?

[Anonymous No.18796639]

>>18796632
>maybe they take really long to grow big?

[Anonymous No.18796654]

>>18796618
>personally want them to change to saving big cats, especially tigers, jaguars and leopards because the Chinese are scum
based big cat lover

[Anonymous No.18796671]

>>18796654
>based big cat lover

[Anonymous No.18796676]

>>18796654
>>personally want them to change to saving big cats, especially tigers, jaguars and leopards because the Chinese are scum
>based big cat lover

[Anonymous No.18796724]

>>18795203
>99.99% of species ever on earth have gone extinct
to be fair, the vast, overwhelming majority of species that have ever gone extinct were obscure amoeba/viruses/bacteria. It’s the same reason thousands of species go extinct on an annual basis: almost all of them are just tiny single called organisms that never really did much of anything and weren’t vital to the ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.18796892]

>>18796724
>overwhelming majority of species that have ever gone extinct were obscure amoeba/viruses/bacteria
well, the species concept doesn't work so well for them though
horizontal gene transfer moves DNA from one microbe to another easily and drives evolution in the microbial world
species is just an abstract concept anyway

[Anonymous No.18796957]

An anon in this thread got really upset about eating chicken.

[Anonymous No.18797011]

>>18795203
Yet plants spread by being consumed and having their seeds shat out elsewhere, a survival advantage, so it can be concluded that vegetables are tastier than meat.

[Anonymous No.18797082]

>>18796018
>>18796067
>>18796112
Wojak retards are a blight of /ck/

[Anonymous No.18797175]

>>18797082
>/ck/
should I tell him?

[Anonymous No.18797208]

we could theoritically MRI scan people's brain when they're eating and research which chemicals could give the highest tasty signal, and then breed animals to have the most of that.

in other words, the tastiest animal hasn't been born yet

[Anonymous No.18797438]

>>18796128
I wouldn't call most of those things "untouched by human husbandry".

[Anonymous No.18797451]

>>18797438
if you eat them wild they are

like any deer, elk, and moose in the woods in western canada has never been domesticated since the dawn of time

most shellfish are wild and not farm raised

you could make a case for boars having pig admixtures but there are still wild boars all over the world

grouse has never been domesticated

[Anonymous No.18797853]

>>18797082
>Wojak retards are a blight of /ck/

[Anonymous No.18797883]

This really got out of hand but
>>18796394
I started laughing hysterically right about here.

[Anonymous No.18797938]

>>18797883
glad I made you laugh :)

[Anonymous No.18797983]

>>18795258
completely unseasoned baked salmon outclasses any domesticated animal prepared the same way

[Anonymous No.18798034]

>>18797451
Yeah, fair point. For some reason I thought "husbandry" had a broader definition than specifically domesticated and farmed and I figured we'd had at least some influence on wild populations, but I'm just getting things mixed up.

[Anonymous No.18798184]

>>18795203
They went extinct for one reason - they were tasty.

[Anonymous No.18798228]

>>18796153
Try nautiloids, not the same, but similar. fuck the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event for wiping out the Ammonites

[Anonymous No.18799221]

who won?

[Anonymous No.18799244]

>>18799221
the guy posting the soijacks

[Anonymous No.18800553]

>>18799244
>there was only 1 person posting soyjacks

[Anonymous No.18801225]

>>18800553
It was all me

[Anonymous No.18801895]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18802105]

>>18796259
Lol. Let me guess, over 300 confirmed kills.

[Anonymous No.18802166]

I love and miss /qa/ jakkers in this thread are doing the lord’s work.

[Anonymous No.18802992]

/ck/ never disappoints me.
Love this thread

[Anonymous No.18803346]

>>18801895
Apparently they tasted pretty good

[Anonymous No.18803369]

>>18796153
>you will eat the extinct bugs