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how do I detox my liver?

>> No.18793440

>>18793434
are you making foi gras? you don't need to detox it idiot

>> No.18793449
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18793449

>>18793434
Ah ah ooo oooo ahhh oo mmmm AHHHH

>> No.18793451

>>18793434
don't consume junk food and poison

>> No.18793458

>>18793434
Just rinse it in demineralised water for a couple of hours band pat thoroughly dry afterwards with a lint free cloth. If you really want to be thorough you can rub it with baking powder (rinse off with demin. water afterwards and again pat dry)

>> No.18793461

>>18793458
Soaking in milk is way better and known to make the liver taste 10 times the quality.

>> No.18793462

>>18793461
>taste
Wtf are you on about? You're supposed to put it back afterwards or you won't have a liver and die

>> No.18793466

>>18793462
This is a cooking board, if you touch it, you eat it.

>> No.18793475
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Pure alcohol over 60% with no additives will clean out any toxins. Just keep taking a cure (500 ml) every other day and you'll have the cleanest liver in your street.

>> No.18793563

>>18793449
This but unironically. Lactulose will take care of the ammonia and save your liver the effort, but it's prescription only and you WILL be nearly shitting yourself for the entirety of your treatment.

>> No.18793584

>>18793434
cranberry juice you fuck

>> No.18793587

>>18793563
>unironically
>WILL
Piss off

>> No.18793616

>>18793434
No such thing, just eat healthily and abstain from alcohol for a few days

>> No.18793735

>>18793434
drink nothing but water.
don't eat mayo or candy.

>> No.18793777

>>18793434
A shot of bleach, ammonia, and 3 ounces of your choice snake oil

>> No.18793873

>how do I detox my automatic detoxifying machine?
By doing nothing you dumb cunt

>> No.18793879
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18793879

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.18793890

>>18793879
>Constantly following vodka with huge amounts of salt
You are going to have the most enormous kidney stones
>Just hit 30
And you're going to develop them soon.

Enjoy.

>> No.18793906

>>18793890
you don't have to out yourself so blatantly; kindly lurk for at least a decade before posting again

>> No.18793910

>>18793906
>Lurking /ck/ enough to know pasta by heart
lol no thanks fag

>> No.18793914

>>18793434
n-acetyl-cysteine
avoid alcohol and acetaminophen/paracetamol

>> No.18793930

Dandelion tea is supposedly real good for the liver. Blend it with peppermint and you've got a fairly tasty drink on your hands. Black coffee, green tea, and apple cider vinegar are also solid options. If you're a heavy drinker, get used to taking a milk thistle supplement with breakfast.

>>18793879
based liverwurstposter

>> No.18793938

>>18793434
Why would you ask a serious question on a board full of children and idiots?

>> No.18793941

>>18793434
Fasting.
You need to let your liver rest and recover.

>> No.18793945
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18793945

These fuckers will wake you up

>> No.18794937

Ex binge drinker here lots of water fasting and exercise

>> No.18795582

>>18793434
stop drinking
dumbass

>> No.18795586

>>18793434
calcium disodium EDTA

>> No.18795591

>>18793434
iodine

>> No.18795600

Milk thistle I guess

>> No.18795609

>>18793879
Love this.

>> No.18795611
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18795611

It's too late you're already gay

>> No.18795615

milk thistle ,brussell sprouts water with lemon or lime ,no more alcohol

>> No.18795625

>>18793434
Stop drinking, eat ginger and garlic rich foods. Blueberry and pomegranate for snacking. Oats would probably help too, in a more general sense.

>> No.18795900

BCAA

>> No.18797319

>>18793434
magnesium

>> No.18797322

>>18793434
citric acid

>> No.18797354

>>18793434
>>18793434
fast nigger. thats it. shit will clean itself.

>> No.18797414

>>18793910
I just saw it once, it's enough for me to remember

>> No.18798193
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>>18793434

>> No.18798528

>NAC

Enjoy your depression.

>> No.18799110

>>18793434
Just wring the good ol' 'er over the sink, should be good for another 10 years