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18792592 No.18792592 [Reply] [Original]

You have no more excuses.

>> No.18792595

Excuses for what

>> No.18792792

>>18792592
I have plenty of excuses

>> No.18792801

>>18792592
you vill eat ze peels poark
or yoo vill sleeip on zem

ze choice is yours

>> No.18792805

>>18792592
What the fuck

>> No.18792807

is this some prank to get people to eat fucking banana peels only for them to go "oh, this tastes like shit. i've been tricked"

>> No.18792819
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18792819

I feel like I'm in a horror movie.

>> No.18792824

>>18792819
>Movie

>> No.18792825

>>18792819
>bacon
people have been bbqing narners for ages its nothing new but calling it bacon is just pathetic
im gonna guess its glazed in syrup and has salt on it which sounds kinda nice ngl but dont call it bacon

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>> No.18793243

I remember as a child one day I decided to eat the peels of a whole bunch of fruits that I usually didn't eat the peels of. banana wasn't particularly offensive.

>> No.18793249

>>18792592
mhm pesticides, my favourite

>> No.18793253
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18793253

Nah, real pig is better
look at lil piggy so cute and tender and juicy!

>> No.18793255

>>18792592
Veganism is shit.

>> No.18793259

>>18793243
elaborate on said peels, besides banana

>> No.18793262
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18793262

Cook that piggy!

>> No.18793264
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18793264

I like veal

>> No.18793268
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Bunny is good in a stew

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18793280

kill it and eat it that is what we were meant to do how we evolved not by eating plants

>> No.18793285

>>18793253
>>18793262
>>18793264
>>18793268
>>18793280
Does it really offend you that people want to eat ethically?

>> No.18793297

>>18792592
aren't banana peels known to be extremely high in pesticides?

>> No.18793325

>>18793285
it does offend me yes

>> No.18793327

>>18792595
for letting vegans live

>> No.18793338

>>18793285
>ethically
everything you eat is a form of living life
just because it has flesh and brain, you think it holds some value. i love sheep and pigs theyre cute and funny as fuck but id butcher one in a second one because mint lamb and bacon are lovely to eat
grow up

>> No.18793410

>>18793338
It seems strange to be upset by this so much.

>> No.18793414

>>18793410
and it doesnt seem strange that you dont live like a normal human?

>> No.18793417
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>>18792592
Banana WHAT now?

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>>18793285
I could care less but vegans and vegetarians thro their ethical shit in my face so get some get some

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>> No.18793455
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>> No.18793474

>>18793285
Veganism is an unethical and unscientific religion. Meat and animal products are good and good for you.

>> No.18793588

>>18793417
kek

>> No.18793640

>>18792592
Why do vegans always try to imitate meat products instead of coming up with their own dishes?

>> No.18793712

>>18792592
>tasty
>vegan
you can only pick one.

>> No.18793942

>you just need banana peals, soy sauce, smoked paprika, salt, maple syrup, nutritional yeast...
i am a vegetarian myself but shit like this is embarassing. just eat vegetables man

>> No.18793944

>>18793417
the thread is about vegan bacon, not vegan sausages

>> No.18793946

>>18792592
When I was a kid, my mom made a banana peel cake for me to take to a school event. My mom was and is very much into novelty bullshit, and the cake was very nice, it was made with breadcrumbs instead of flour, but none of the other kids wanted to try it when I told them what was in it.

>> No.18793976

>>18792592
You're supposed to dry them and smoke them in a pipe for a free legal high.

>> No.18794051

>>18793414
Not him but the degree you get triggered by the eating habits of people you will never meet is pretty sad.

>> No.18794063

>>18793285
I do eat ethically. I consume animal flesh like humans are intended to. Nothing more ethical than that. I'm not some faggot vegan trying to force my cults beliefs on the rest of the population in a purity spiral of modern eugenicists who want to depopulate the earth because they believe eating only bugs and weeds changes the weather.

>> No.18794082

>>18794063
Vegans don't eat insects you fucking retard. There's nothing wrong with eating meat, but there's also nothing wrong with not eating meat. It's bad when vegans try and force their beliefs of others, but it's equally as bad when you do it. People are free willed beings able to choose for themselves, you have no place telling others what to eat.

>> No.18794129

>>18794082
>muh heckin middle ground
Go suck start a shotgun

>> No.18794145

>>18794129
No. Try to force your bullshit on me and you're next on my menu, fuckwit.

>> No.18794157

The banana peel thing is a bizarre "food trend" that resurfaces every few years, despite no one actually using it for actual cooking. It really makes you think who would be pushing this

>> No.18794211

>>18794145
Relax chud

>> No.18794219

>>18793285
it bothers me when they want me to eat according to their ethics

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>>18794145

>> No.18794233

>>18793417
god what the fuck is that abomination

>> No.18794239

>>18794211
I'm just tired of these ketotards trolling every thread with a vegetable in it because the mere concept of vegans has them that triggered. If they're going to act like that, I'm going to call them out. They're every bit as bad as the meat us murder tards.

>> No.18794243

>>18794233
dude have you never seen a peeled banana before?

>> No.18794439

>>18793942
dude if you don't have that shit in your pantry at all times then you're ngmi

yeast ok maybe but really you buy it once and it doesn't go bad.

people like you are always shitting up cheap cooking threads with "uhhh the cost per serving is actually $40 once you factor in buying paprika and soy sauce"

nigga you only buy that shit once a fucking year

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>>18792592
Eat meat faggot

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>>18792592
banana peels are literally covered in harmful chemicals, you should never eat them. there's people who also use pinneapple peels to make jam but it's the same situation, the chemicals remain even if you wash them. I have worked in both type of plantations and the shit they put on those fruits to make insects avoid them it's very dangerous.

>> No.18794492

>>18794439
i never said anything about the price, its just retarded to use 20 different ingredients to make bacon out of banana peels

>> No.18794505

>>18793285
The screams of all the flowers I accidentally trample on my forest treks fill my nightmares. You sick immoral genocidal bastard have no high ground to speak of.

>> No.18794517

>>18792592
>here are all these insignificant and useless ways to be eco friendly
>pay no attention to our companies lobbying to prevent standards onto us
Corpos really got it all figured out huh?

>> No.18794521

>>18793640
If they had any sense, they’d be vegetarians, and they’d know that naturally vegetarian dishes like lentil soup and curry are miles more delicious anyway.

>> No.18795168

>>18793285
Yes fuck off

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>>18794233

>> No.18795180

>>18794505
This! Plants are our friends you Nazis!

>> No.18795183
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>>18794521
That's actually how most vegans do eat. These are all meme recipes to try and entice meat eaters or something, but they all suck. Most vegans just eat regular food that happens to be dairy, meat free.

>> No.18795256

>>18792592
as a vegan, i really don't like this fruit-based "pulled pork" shit. It's not a substitute in terms of macronutrients, so i still need to eat an actual meal later.

i never ate pulled pork before i went vegan as a kid because it smelled like butt cancer

>> No.18795269

>>18793640
>>18794521
nobody actually bothers cooking this dumb shit
it's all "news" articles and hipster restaurants
vegans just eat legumes and vegetables

>> No.18795270

>>18795183
Man she looks rough for a 25 year old

>> No.18795291
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The same people disgusted by healthy and ethical food look at this flesh in a pool of blood and somehow think they are not the psychopaths.

>> No.18795303

>>18795291
That's not blood. Dummy

>> No.18796458

>>18795269
Not true

>> No.18796464

>>18792592

Stop calling nonmeat products meat, you lying faggots. If it was any good, you wouldn't need to lie.

>> No.18796473

>>18795291
You only think that's immoral because you've been demoralized to believe you share a common ancestry with them and also earth worms and maggots and fish and apes, when that's all just retarded popsci fantasy based on nothing in reality but deception and lies. But it's easier to fool someone than to convince them they've been fooled. Tell me, how many documented evolutionary changes of kind have we seen? Because there have been an exact zero.

>> No.18796493

>>18795177
I really like this image, can I save it?

>> No.18796498

>>18793327
kek

>> No.18798456

>>18794505
I only breath through a respirator so as not to harm any spores or bacteria floating the air. It’s unbelievable you chuds here just suck up raw air and holocaust these precious life forms.

>>18795270
>she
that’s a man

>> No.18798483

>>18793285
It wouldn't offend me if they actually lived off fruit and vegetables, instead of beyond burgers, soylent, almond milk, cashew cheese, and multivitamins, and then try to make normal people taste it all day and insult you if you say it's shit

>> No.18798544

>>18793285
What they eat is hardly as tiresome as their moral grandstanding and self-serving. self righteous dogshit of a religion.

>> No.18798553

>>18792592
>Turn them into

Make-believe is for faggots. That is not a burger anymore.

>> No.18798554

>>18794460
It's been a whole fucking day and nobody has said it yet?!

>> No.18798558
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>>18793417

>> No.18798562

>>18796493
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :^)

>> No.18798563

>>18793285
>STOP EATING MEAT AND START EATING BANANA PEELS
no
>OMG WHY CAN’T YOU RESPECT PEOPLE’S FOOD CHOICES

>> No.18798567

>>18798456
Those poor bacteria get trapped in your HEPA filter and DIE, YOU GENOCIDAL MONSTER!

>> No.18798571

It doesn’t look very apPEELing to me aha

>> No.18798586

You feed the peels to the pig so it grows into more pork and them make pulled pork from it.

>> No.18798712

>>18798554
I just saw it and was about to post.

Now I don't want to.

>> No.18798763

>>18798563
Murder is not a choice, its a crime.

>> No.18798777

>>18798763
You are murdering millions upon millions of innocent plants, yeast, fungi, and bacteria through your diet and by continuing to live. It’s only noble that you take your own life to prevent such horrible constant slaughter

>> No.18798786

>>18798763
okay write your DA and ask them to bring charges against basically everyone in their jurisdiction for the consumption of livestock. let us know what they say.
>>18798777
trips of truth

>> No.18798818

>>18798777

There's a religion that does this without the moral grandstanding that vegans do. The whole point is to eventually get the balls to starve yourself to death to stop killing other organisms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jainism

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>>18796473
>

>> No.18798851

>>18796473
https://www.baka.com.au/world/cane-toads-developing-longer-legs-study-20060217-gdmzgy.html

>> No.18798957

>>18798818
I respect jains for actually committing to their beliefs, unlike western vegans who are more like sickly crybabies that still consoom things produced by industrial processes that harm the environment in various ways

>> No.18798979

>>18793285
even this term "ethically" smacks of retarded moral judgementalism. funny thing is BOTH creationism AND evolution oppose them.

in Creationism, God game mankind dominion over the earth, and animals do not have souls like humans therefore is is just and righteous for us to enslave and eat them.

in Evolution, millions of years of death and struggle have given us supremacy, as a predator we fulfill our natural role in consuming prey be it animal or plant prey.

vegans have literally no justification for their "ethics" no matter WHICH view of the world one takes.

>> No.18798996

>>18795291
yes it's not psychopathic to consume the flesh of the weak. a cow is not my brother. psychopathy is when you want to consume the flesh of your own brethren.
(honestly cannibalism isn't even really bad as long as you are doing it to people not of your own tribe)

>> No.18799005

>>18798567
by using anti-bacterial soap to genocide bacteria you are no different than hitler who used anti-Jew gas to genocide jews

>> No.18799293

>>18793285
Yes. Enough to make me buy and eat more meat.

>> No.18799294

>>18792592
that looks like literal garbage. like they scooped something out of a dumpster and put it on a bun

>> No.18799299

My brother's girlfriend worked at a company that was developing ways too turn banana peels into food, this will be a widespread thing soon enough

>> No.18799331

>>18799299
At least no one will ever have to worry about slipping and breaking their neck anymore, this is truly building back better if you ask me

>> No.18799374

>>18792819
This looks kinda interesting
I'll try it out though I'm expecting much. Most vegan recipes have been a downer. If you want to be vegan for whatever reason, Indian food is your best bet

>> No.18799430

>>18798996
>eating niggers

>> No.18799572

>>18795270
She's 89 and when making cakes for events usually makes 2 because she ends up eating the first one all herself. I'm not vegan, but their videos are highly entertaining and a few quite good recipes.

>> No.18799626

>>18793285
Yet vegans are offended by others eating meat?

>> No.18799669

>>18799626
Most actually aren't. Slightly more than the eat only meat trolls, but I have known and been friends with many vegans over the years and the vast majority have no interest in trying to tell others what to eat.

I call myself a anti-anglo-omnitarian. My philosophy is that it's the destiny of all things to be eaten in some form, so I eat anything at all edible. But to give a bit of fairness I agree not to eat anything that tells me in English it doesn't want to be eaten. So even though I know French, "no monsieur! Ne mange pas! Ne mange pas!" Doesn't cut it and they're on the menu. Literally all but two vegans I've ever said that to started laughing.

>> No.18800176

>>18793285
Eating industrially produced mono crops is less ethical than eating ruminants like cows. The death of one steer produces many hundreds of pounds of nutrient dense meat. When Big Agra harvests an acre of soy how many poor bunnies and sparrows and other little critters meet their demise? Probably more than one and that's in pursuit of nutrient void goy slop.

Tl;dr - vegans are morally bankrupt

>> No.18800212

>>18792592
i mean
i wont ever stop eating meat but if i can turn my banana peels into a sandwich as opposed to throwing them away i will

>> No.18800228

i hate how instagram/tiktok has incentivized recipes that look good over tasting good.

because the "hack" works; you can make banana peels look reasonably similar to pulled pork. it just takes like fucking banana peels.

>> No.18800233

>>18793285
Yes because they're a danger to people around them, including people I actually care about. Veganism is a contagious mental illness that can have serious consequences for your physical health and mental wellbeing. I don't care if some random fags kill themselves or starve their own babies, but I worry about people like my little sister who is both empathetic and naive. She's liable to get infected with veganism by one of you freaks and then she'll be saddled with senseless guilt and anguish, malnutrition, strained relationships, and pointless financial burden for an indefinite amount of time. You people might as well be running around jabbing strangers with AIDS needles, because having veganism is about as unhealthy and inconvenient as having AIDS.

>> No.18800236

>>18800228
*tastes like banana peels covered in bbq sauce

>> No.18800250

>>18798841
LOL what the fuck

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>>18792592
>>18792819

>> No.18800287

>>18792592
we used to fucking dry those out in the oven, then ground them up and smoke them.

Shit used to get you super fucking fucked the fuck up like you wouldn't fucking believe. Curl up on the floor and feel like you're going to die kinda fucked up. I swear to fuck I tried to fucking kill myself one time.I didnt know where I was I just needed to get the fucking poison out of me so I just started pressing really hard on my eyes trying to pop them and I ended up scratching my corneas up really really fucking bad. Like so bad that whenever I closed my eyes I could see the flashing lights and shitlike when you press down on them it was pretty much like that exceptall the time and sometimes wheni opened my eyes too and it would hurt really really hard to breathe like you couldnt stand up even and all I could do was just curl up on the floor and cough and try to call for help but it was bad and my eyes hurt really fucking bad to the point where I had to get surgery done and they said i they didnt think I was going to still be able to have them like I was real scared but for real it's super cheap and I'd try that shit again. you just need to get a tray and some foil and just like, toast the shit out of them until they get really really dry and flaky and pack those into your pipe or whatever. if push base you probably already got a good pipe but I think any one will do just make sure you pack it really tight because it'll want to get all over the place if you pack it too loose and when you draw on it it'll just fly all over the room and get ash and shit all over the place.

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>>18800287
what

>> No.18800338

>>18800287
aka bananadine, around here we call it mellow yellow

>> No.18800369

>>18793441
he's got that "whore in the headlights" look

>> No.18800374

>>18792592
Get the hell out of my home

>> No.18800376

>>18793712
chocolate is great
also don't say tasty, you're not a girl or british

>> No.18800389

>>18793285
If you want to be ethical, you should probably kys so there's less resources being wasted in this world

>> No.18800434

>>18800176
While that is true, very, very few people eat entirely wild hunted or completely pasture grazed beef. A conventional cow eats a hell of a lot of monocrops that also murders lots of rabbits and sparrows. Also ethics based vegans tend to also be into gardening and supporting local small growers. Many of the vegans I've known was from working in urban farming. In general most vegans if you ever talk to one know there's no harmless way to eat, but they try to choose the least bad options they can see.

All that said, the one redpill vegans have the hardest time trying to get down is that all large scale agriculture (and in reality most small scale agriculture) is entirely reliant on livestock to produce fertilizer in large enough amounts to make for good and consistent plant yeilds.

If someone waved a magic wand and tomorrow every human on earth woke up a devout vegan we would be very quickly fucked.

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>>18800233
I don't love veganism, but it did literally save Penn Jillette's life according to him. The other weird thing is that even though he did it for completely non-ethical reasons, after a fairly short time span he started finding the thought of eating meat extremely disgusting. If you know anything of him, you will know what a weird turn that is.

Most people do not understand that thinking with your stomach is a much more literal phrase than they realize. One of humanity's greatest plagues, alcoholism is primarily a gut disorder.

>> No.18800496

>>18800447
>thinks meat is extremely disgusting
Isn't that further evidence that veganism is a mental illness? Meat is pure nutrition and to find that disgusting is clearly a sign of self hate. People who have bulimia often hate themselves too and they find all food disgusting.

>> No.18800524

>>18800496
Have you ever watched their TV show "Bullshit" or whatever it's called? It's pretty clear he has some kind of issue

>> No.18800528

>>18800496
>Meat is pure nutrition and to find that disgusting is clearly a sign of self hate.
The polite term for this sentence is "mental gymnastics."

>> No.18800530

>>18800496
It's not an ethical reaction, he doesn't see eating meat as morally wrong, it's that after not eating meat for a year or so his body doesn't want it anymore so it doesn't seem appetizing at all. The exact same way that some who focus on meat find things like salads or broccoli disgusting.

What you think you enjoy, what you crave and even how you think is heavily, heavily influenced by the bacteria in your gut that digest the food you eat. If you think of yourself as a collection of human cells, then you yourself don't digest anything at all. You have a bag of tissue filled with a whole bunch of bacteria that like to eat different things and they send signals to your brain telling you what you think you want based on what the majority of the bacteria there like to eat.

That's why I go to alcoholism as a good example because it's so extreme. Once the gut becomes saturated with bacteria craving alcohol over real food, many get seriously fucked. It's feasible for the body to focus on only eating meat or only eating vegetables and be mostly fine, but if it switches to mainly alcohol all the regular syste break down. Yet you see this all over.

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>>18793424
>but vegans and vegetarians thro their ethical shit in my face
>things that never happened
I'm not veg or vegan, but live in an hustling and bustling city that is famous for them. It's soyjack city here, anon
In 27 years, I've seen 2 vegan "protests," but never once has anyone given me shit for eating meat

>> No.18800734

This whole thread is fucking retarded.

Btw banana peels are good if prepared correctly, lots of Asian cuisine use it, you don't have to be vegan to enjoy it
> more potassium than the fruit
> Serotonin
> Dopamine
> Polyphenols
> Fiber
Just sure to buy organic, people don't usually eat peeels so they go nuts on pesticides

You can fry them and make chips (be careful to remove the whole white stuff), make a curry with them, infuse in water to have aromatic water, stir fry them in vegetables

>> No.18800741

>>18800434
Why do you even mention conventional animal-agriculture? If someone cared about ethics surely they wouldn't eat this garbage meat. They would eat grass-fed beef, which by definition is atleast 80% grass-fed. Yes, these cows still eat some mono-crops but also a lot of unedible biomass that get's harvested along with it and has no real use other than being fed to livestock.

The meat of a single cow can last a whole year while eating 1-2 pounds a day. I'm pointing that out because vegans can't seem to grasp this. Eating beef is literally "murder" once every few years, not every time you eat it and i highly doubt the a vegan diet causes less animal-deaths. Not that the food-, pharma- and agrarindustries have an interest in finding that out anyway. They have already decided that they want us to eat ze kraut because it's more profitable.

If vegans talk about ethics maybe they should also think of the consequences their diet has on human health. We will see how this debate unfolds in a few generations when all these vegan-from-birth kids that are being born right now become sickly, underdeveloped, infertile adults and all the long-term vegans have died prematurely.

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>>18792595
I'm asking the fucking questions here private. Do you understand?

>> No.18801412

>>18792801
you vill continue to produce meat
and you vill die from climate change

>> No.18801786

>>18800741
>Why do you even mention conventional animal-agriculture?

Fir all your words you're really fucking stupid.

>> No.18801841

>>18801786
Triggered vegtard resorts to insults when out of arguments, what's new.

>> No.18802027

>>18801841
Way to prove me right, dipshit. Try actually reading my post next time before you go off on a panty twisted rant. I am not a vegan and I am not advocating veganism. Global veganism with our population is basically impossible anyways. I am advocating for loud mouthed idiots to stop trying to police what other people choose to eat. You are every bit as bad as those sign waving meat is murder bitching idiots.

Also, you make it sound like eating all perfectly ethically raised beef is easy and eating ethically grown produce is impossible. You're a fucking moron.

>> No.18802075
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18802075

>>18801412
>meat causes climate change

>> No.18802100

>>18793262
What's the point of the foil on only the nose and ears?

>> No.18802366

>>18792807
Media requires engagement in order to convince companies to pay for advertisements on their platform. But due to the internet forcing all media outlets into direct competition with each other, they've increasing become desperate and resort more and more to outlandish claims and comments (see: clickbait). What's more is that the upcoming generation of content producers have been raised on content that was in of itself only clickbait.

What you are looking at is an intentionally ridiculous piece that exists for no other reason than to engage. Approach all media with this mindset.

>> No.18802426

>>18793640
It's not instead. It's in addition to.

>> No.18802442

>>18802075
we know

>> No.18802452

>>18792592
war in ukraine + covid memes = supply chain wrecked = you will be conditioned to lower your standards of living and eat garbage, and you will be happy. When the EU carbon tax goes into effect this year get ready to see some serious soylent green tier bullshit.

>> No.18802987

>>18798979
>natural role in consuming prey be it animal or plant prey
there's honestly nothing natural about the way humans consume meat
if we didn't stop to think about how to ethically eat meat, we would run out of fish in 20 years
there's nothing naturally about forcing animals to breed so that we can have more of them, animals literally die out in such large numbers because we pack them so tightly together there's a huge risk of an antibiotic crisis
Selectively breeding cows that grow up faster and put on more weight and shoving them full of corn and soy isn't "natural"

there's plenty of justification for eating any type of diet, but it's stupid to say that vegans are in the wrong

>> No.18803317

>>18793424
how much do you care?

>> No.18803326

>>18793455
disgusting

>> No.18803445

>>18792592
>there are people unironically against efficiency
why would you rather throw banana peals in the trash than cook something with them if you can?

>> No.18803505

>>18803445
Because carnists hate sustainable ethical lifestyles that protect the environment.

>> No.18803531

>>18792592
That's fucking dystopian

>> No.18803551

>>18803445
Because I can use them to grow something that wont be coated in seed oil and HFCS?

>> No.18803560

>>18793285

Ethics are subjective depending on the prevailing culture. I consider the Chinese going over dogs with blowtorches less egregious than their factory trawling and pollution spewing manufacturing. I care when it risks shitting up my place but they're free to shit their own up for all I care. Besides it's considered morally wrong for someone of my race to dictate morality and good practice to inferior cultures now. It's not worth me losing my coin

>> No.18803566

/ck/ is going to pearl clutch but 90% of the taste you love about meat comes from oils and seasonings. You can get damn close to be honest. Marketing this as some kind of otherMeat thing is weird though. Eating the skins of fruits is fine and should be encouraged more. But /ck/ will politicize literally anything because you guys are low IQ

>> No.18803569

I tried this a few years ago and it wasn't actually as bad as I was expecting

>> No.18803574

>>18802987
its perfectly natural all human behavior can be observed in other species including war rape and slavery. our farming practices aren't really strange at all.

>> No.18803577

I've never known a vegetarian to make a big deal of it but I have known bizarre obsessed people who make it a big deal if they find out someone is vegetarian or something else like that.
>Hey vegTARDS just chowed down on a big juicy steak and let the blood run down my cheeks in fact I had two and ordered a 3rd one raw for my dog. How does that make you feel faggots? You fucking losers.
> JUST HAD A GALLON OF MILK TODAY. WORKING ON MY SECOND. UMAD???

everything is really gay now. it feels like nobody is acknowledging how gay everything got after 2016

>> No.18803581

>>18803574
Buddy its just weird when you think about it. even if we halved our population. if everyone hunted their own food not only would there not be enough to go around but we'd make every animal go extinct. I just can't help but think of that when people rant about how we need to eat meat because its natural. Is it?
That's disregarding what modern meat acquisition is. What the fuck is natural about your fucked up cow robbed of its sentience pumped full of globohomo hormones so you can drive to a supermarket and use money to buy a piece of it.

i dunno. all this shit is just r/masculinity shit. its all an evolution of the retarded lumberjack shit from the 2010s and the mancratestuff

>> No.18803648

>>18803581
extinction is natural anon, 99%+ of species are extinct 99%+ of current species will go extinct (in time) this would happen even if humans magically vanished tomorrow.

infact one could argue weakly that us not boom busting/genociding our food source species is in fact the unnatural act.

>> No.18803651

>>18803648
Okay

>> No.18803726

I eat bananas and oranges with peel and all. The bitterness of the peel compliments the sweetness of the fruit. You also triple your nutritional intake by doing so. I have eaten avocadoes and onions in this fashion as well, but they are too strong for me.

>> No.18804188

>>18794460
haha pigge

>> No.18804340

>>18792592
I first read that as nasty pulled pork and I think my brain got it right the first time

>> No.18804588

>>18792592
do vegans really

>> No.18804611

>>18793280
>>18793426
>>18793441
How did they tame these animals so well?

>> No.18804648

>>18803566
I often eat it raw. The main difference in flavor when I cook it is the browning, not the oil. I rarely season. Seasoning is feminine fussiness.

>> No.18805238

>>18792592
Can these fake vegans just make their own shit up? Why does everything have to be [veggie] [meat]?

>> No.18805310

>>18793285
Yes

>> No.18805315

>Boohoo why are these nasty vegans making food that I don't like I am a big boy I only eat MANLY meat and no YUCKY VEGGIES
If you are a manbaby like this you should stick to fucking McDonald's cuisine, real /ck/ chads are omnivores who aspire to devour every possible food item mankind has perceived.

>> No.18805332

>>18805315
thank you, i will. this is a fast food board after all. i also accept your post as an admission of retardation. good for you, takes balls to admit you're retarded

>> No.18805344

>>18792592
>>18792825
Ok ill bite
What does this actually taste like?
Do you lose the bitter unpalatable taste when its cooked?

>> No.18805362

>>18793151
rent free

>> No.18805813

>>18805315
who are you quoting?

>> No.18805907

>>18800760
epic

>> No.18806001

>>18792592
>vegan
Ew, those people will eat literally anything in opposition of the will of nature.

>> No.18806350

>>18805344
Like pesticides