Gorilla Munch

[Anonymous No.18789623]

I went ahead and bought the meme gorilla food. Pretty bland, like cardboard with a hint of citrus. They’re not bad with a bit of peanut butter or honey, though. How many of these things am I supposed to eat a day? I’ve been eating about 5-6

[Anonymous No.18789632]

>>18789623
>How many of these things am I supposed to eat a day?
None, they look like dried up cat turds

[Anonymous No.18789633]

Anon...

[Anonymous No.18789642]

>>18789633
>>18789632
I meant to post it on /fit/, had a blond moment

[Anonymous No.18789648]

>>18789623
look up nutritional values maybe? do i have to google for you or something?

[Anonymous No.18789667]

>>18789648
There isn’t any, it’s zoo-grade great ape food. It lists what nutrients are in it, but nothing specific beyond that.

[Anonymous No.18789675]

>>18789667
is it actually food for animals?

[Anonymous No.18789676]

>>18789648
There's not "nutrition facts" because it's feed, not food.
>>18789623
No more than 2% of your body weight, and half your calories should come from something besides monke chow.

[Anonymous No.18789687]

Don't fucking tell me /fit/ eats literal gorilla food nowadays

[Anonymous No.18789689]

>>18789667
/fit/ just gets more and more retarded

[Anonymous No.18789698]

[Anonymous No.18789702]

>>18789675
Yes. Mazuri ‘gorilla feed’, specifically the one meant for males during the breeding season to “ensure healthy muscle development”.

>>18789676
There’s no way in hell I could stomach 2½lb of these things in one sitting. And I am, they’re mostly just a snack during my hourly gaming stretch breaks. I’m mainly eating homemade chilli with rice and beans to stretch the beef out longer

[Anonymous No.18789706]

>>18789698
That was my inspiration, yep

[Anonymous No.18789707]

>>18789687
It's old news at this point.
>>18789623
Also, per 100g of feed, there's 173 calories from macros. I don't know the math for deriving calories from micros, but I don't think it's too retarded to assume around 2 calories per gram of chow.

[Anonymous No.18789717]

Bruh... Do you really think animal and pet food has the same regulations as human food? Human food gets contaminated and has bugs and shit in it and the rules at the factories are strict. How loose with the regulations do you think they are with animal food? It's going to have 10x the fucking disease, bugs, and bad bacteria that human food does. Enjoy dying of botulism because of a stupid ass meme.

[Anonymous No.18789718]

>>18789702
It would be 2½ pounds over a whole day. If you don't hit it, don't sweat it. It's a supplement.

[Anonymous No.18789733]

>>18789707
100g is about a 4oz. I don’t have a scale handy but from feel I can reckon each biscuit is about an ounce. So maybe about 3-4 a day is a good number for a ⅓ biscuit ⅔ normal food diet assuming the ‘normal food’ is balanced around them

[Anonymous No.18789749]

>>18789718
A half to ¾ is about the max of what I’d be willing to tolerate. Like I said, I’m eating them with peanut butter which is also calorie-dense and protein-dense

[Anonymous No.18789757]

>>18789733
I would just weigh them. I haven't indulged in chow in a few months, but I'm pretty sure 4 ounces was something like 15 kibbles, because that's the weight I settled on too.

[Anonymous No.18789771]

>>18789757
My internal scale is well off then, ha. I’ll have to break out the bathroom scale and just keep adding some to a bowl until I can measure it. Great to run into someone else who went down this route, what a happy little accident posting on /ck/ turned out to be, thanks lad

[Anonymous No.18789784]

>>18789771
I'm actually considering dog food because the protein's much higher and you can get "grain-free" (read: a little bit of grain). I got some inflammation issues with grains.

[Anonymous No.18789794]

>>18789784
Dogs have too different a nutritional requirement, though. Plus, it tastes like shite

[Anonymous No.18789810]

>>18789623
that looks like packing peanuts.

[Anonymous No.18789811]

>>18789794
I haven't tried any, but reading through the ingredient lists of a few brands it really didn't seem to be inedible. What's "out of spec" from a nutritional requirement stand point?

[Anonymous No.18789823]

>>18789811
Dogs are chiefly carnivores, and I think they synthesise vitamins that humans don’t.

[Anonymous No.18789843]

>>18789623
very nice.

[Anonymous No.18789856]

>>18789698
Ash means what's left if you burn it, not ash that they add. So 8% means if you burn it and weigh the ashes, it will weigh less than 8% of the original mass. In other words 8% of it is minerals that don't burn.

[Anonymous No.18789878]

>>18789633
>>18789687
>>18789689
>>18789702
>>18789717
Don't rustle my jimmys

[Anonymous No.18789886]

>>18789667
are they returning to monke?

[Anonymous No.18790023]

>/fit/ is feeding themselves gorilla food

[Anonymous No.18790123]

>>18790023
just eat your soygoy gorilla feed chud