English/British Cuisine !

[Anonymous No.18789596]

Tallyho Brits, had meself some scotch eggy an chippy w/ beans. Lovely! The sweetness of the beans contrasts quite nicely with the crunch and salt of a chip. For the eggy, it was soft-boiled, however the use of ground beef had us cook it for a wee longer on account of the juices. If you're using anything other than cured meat, like the traditional sausage, you may want to poke holes in the egg as you fry to let em out! Still a hearty meal, and would recommend. Any questions I might entertain?

[Anonymous No.18789600]

Yeah one question
Why are you such a gay cunt?

[Anonymous No.18789664]

>>18789600
's always a gay day when it starts with scotchy and bean chippy lad. :)

[Anonymous No.18789708]

>>18789664
>scotchy and bean chippy lad
thats the worst attempt at sounding british ive seen

[Anonymous No.18789775]

>>18789708
Alright you got me, I thought I could pass since my hands are brown. Everything I typed about the food is still genuine, I think people knock on English cuisine too often.

[Anonymous No.18789785]

>>18789775
>, I thought I could pass since my hands are brown
were not that dumb, youre thinking off americans

[Anonymous No.18789793]

>>18789785
Yeah, I'm actually American. I've got family in London of course. Also I forgot to mention the dollop of mustard sauce, it's stone ground dijon with black pepper, small spoon of honey, small spoon of rice wine vinegar (white wine also works, if not better), it cut through the egg real nice, and I would say it's essential.

[Anonymous No.18789796]

>>18789793
i didnt ask

[Anonymous No.18789813]

>>18789796
The mustard recipe? Oh don't mind me, I just wanted to post about that along with the other food.

[Anonymous No.18790049]

>>18789596
Looks good. Ever try a sausage bap? Love those.

[Anonymous No.18790068]

>>18789596
>foreigner goes on /brit/

[Anonymous No.18790560]

>>18790049
Thank ya mate. I 'aven't, but it looks right well, like a carnivore's version of tha chip butty! Ha! I suppose I could make one with a fresh roll recipe, and some store bought English sausage.

[Anonymous No.18790750]

>>18790560
Don't forget the HP sauce, essential seasoning for the sausage bap.

[Anonymous No.18791134]

>>18790750
A Brit like me can't forget, the yanks go off about Heinz, but I'm rather fine with our "ketchup". Don't need a license to conceal carry a bottle of the stuff when I pick up a pasty!

[Anonymous No.18791413]

>>18789793
>dijon
>a french mustard
>on british cuisine

Count yourself lucky you weren't hanged.

[Anonymous No.18792886]

sausage roll
cornish pasty
shepherd's pie
full english fry up

simple as

[Anonymous No.18792891]

also try putting baked beans on a jacket potato (put cheese on first) v tasty

[Anonymous No.18792955]

>Warburtons thick bread
>lurpak spread
>walkers cheese and onion
>ketchup dollop
>cut into triangles
>Eat and wash down the salt with a delicious Carling
Heaven on God's Good English' Earth

[Anonymous No.18792963]

>>18789596

Presentation is feefee as fuck but it doesn't look too bad. Concerned about the use of beef over sausage meat tho desu. If you do use sausage meat for your next attempt add a little bit of finely diced apple to it for a bit of sweetness to go with the herbs

[Anonymous No.18792988]

>>18789775
Multiple give aways. Noone eats that for breakfast. Noone eats that combination. Noone makes a scotch egg. Those aren't British beans.
Now if that was a dinner of chips , a few sausage, beans, couple of fried eggs and some slices of buttered white bread, thatd be realistic

[Anonymous No.18793446]

>>18792886
>full english fry up
Always wanted to try this, I think what makes it such a classic dish is the variety of vitamins it offers, and nutrient-rich dishes leave you feeling fuller, like oatmeal with fruits and nuts aka Cali style

>>18792891
This also sounds heavenly, texturally, it must be a treat for people who enjoy mash.

[Anonymous No.18793510]

>>18789596
Can you please talk like a normal human being and not an autistic 5 year old? God I fucking hate the Britbong dialect

[Anonymous No.18793533]

>>18793510
>reee stop talking different, be a normalfag like me
ok NPC

[Anonymous No.18793551]

>>18793510
They talk like they cook: gay and gross.

[Anonymous No.18793721]

>>18792955
That sounds like good bar food, I get pairing it with a beer. The sandwich itself kind of sounds southern if I didn't know it was English, they make spreads with cream cheese or pimento cheese for sandwiches, so it reminded me of that.

[Anonymous No.18793747]

>>18793510
Ay? I respect your opinion, I'm no bloke to throw a wobbly, but I love our dialects! I make banter in the relaxed tone you see with my mates, you guys.

>>18793533
>>18793551
You fellas will be chuffed when you see this, made some yank food with a Brit spin, sausage or "hot dog" pasty, just some ol puff pastry wrapped around smoked sausages. It's grand.

[Anonymous No.18794171]

>>18791413
>Normans
>A french people
>on a british isle

>House of Windsor
>a german family
>in a british crown

Takes a mutt to make a mutt, remember that

[Anonymous No.18795197]

>>18793747
that's a sausage roll you div

[Anonymous No.18795549]

>>18793747

kolache the asians call it

[Anonymous No.18796874]

>>18791413
>Count yourself lucky you weren't hanged.
OH SHIT, uh I meant to say Yorkshire mustard.

>>18792963
Pardon, what does feefee mean? In the US, it refers to feelings or a masturbator apparatus. And thanks, the only issue with beef was a lot of juice came out, so I would fry one side, flip it over, and poke holes in it to let them out, otherwise they burst. It was 96% lean too, still came out smooth because I mixed egg and a little oil into it. Cured meat is ideal. The addition of apple sounds interesting, might even add some moisture. Pork and applesauce is also a common combo in the states.

[Anonymous No.18796894]

>>18792988
It's a pretty good combination, it's like a British burger and fries, so I'm surprised to hear. I guess most Brits go to the pub or a quick shop for scotch eggs? It wasn't too hard to make the dish, but there is a decent amount of cleanup. I'm interested in making an English breakfast, so I think I'll take you up on a more realistic meal for brekky. Main issue for me is getting black pudding locally, I'll probably order online.

[Anonymous No.18796915]

Aussies are better at cooking good British cuisine than the Brits are
>Best meat pies in the world
>Best lamb and beef in the world
>Best sausage rolls in the world
>Best fish and chips in the world
>Pie floaters
Etc. etc.
Fuck the full English thoughever, it's slop on a plate.

[Anonymous No.18797700]

>>18796915
Nice try Bruce. But Brits do it better.

t. Australian Food Marketing Board.

[Anonymous No.18797928]

>>18796915
Aussie food has good quality, especially the beef. You guy should try Texas BBQ, I heard there aren't too many restaurants down under that serve it. There are some strangeities, like it being common to put BBQ sauce on pizza and beet on a burger. I like a good pickled beet still.

[Anonymous No.18798011]

>>18797928
There's a southern low and slow BBQ 30 minutes away from my house. It's great but after a while it's like ingesting meat slathered in petrol. Cornbread is fucking amazing though and really helps to balance out all of the sauce

[Anonymous No.18799140]

>>18798011
Yeah, I'll say vegetables like collard greens and green beans really help process the richer portions of a Southern meal. Maybe they have dry rub BBQ? Because I agree not everything needs to be covered in sauce.

[Anonymous No.18799148]

>>18789596
why do you people eat like this

[Anonymous No.18799169]

Those fries & beans looked like a giant fucking tick with tick babies on top of it and somebody is pulling the leg off to eat lol

[Anonymous No.18799292]

The best British dishes are the most traditional, of course:

crap naggers with kunkey sauce
jellied jamits
faggot's surprise
dump crumpets
whosawhatits
creepy rags, three flavors
larf
crisp hollios

[Anonymous No.18799447]

>>18789596
wtf is wrong with that scotch egg

[Anonymous No.18801792]

>>18799447
It has beef instead of sausage, but it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18801795]

>>18799169
You might be high if beans look like ticks to you. Navy beans I might understand, but these are baked beans.

[Anonymous No.18801885]

>>18799292
Don't forget our favorite snacks

pibblywobbits
tootsy munchies
pound for pounds
earl gays