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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:12:30 2023 No.18788280 [Reply] [Original]

Just saw this at my local Harmons.............
Uh.............?

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:14:15 2023 No.18788288 [DELETED]

Trump ruined my life and I'm happy to see him crash and burn.

Back in 2016, I was his biggest supporter.

I went to a couple rallies and I donated a decent some of money to his campaign.

On election night, I was watching the coverage with my gf at the time, who was a hardcore hildog supporter (out of politics, she was a pretty cool chick so we didn't have any issues).

When it became apparent hilary was going to lose, she started to lose her shit and was getting real mouthy.

I tried to calm her down to no avail.

She eventually said "Trump supporters are going to pay for what they've done today!" so I responded with "start with me, you stupid bitch!"

The dumb whore slapped me across my face.

Once this cunt realized what she did, her face turned paler than a ghost.

I chuckled and let off a slight grin, then I cold-cocked her right in the face.

She dropped to the floor instantly and I grabbed her by the hair and started to smash her face into the phucking floor.

The neighbors heard her screaming and called the cops.

I wound up getting five-years in prison.

I got out in 2021 just to find our Trump didn't build the wall, he didn't drain the swamp, Hilary wasn't in prison, cucked on aid to Israel, and was another chickenhawk with his intervention in Syria and Iran.

I went to prison defending this snake, so it's pretty epic ftw seeing the republicucks crashing and burning right
now, not to mention Trump's going to be indicted in two more weeks.

I obviously can't vote, but I live in a state with loose voter ID laws.

My geriatric father has the same name as me, so I used his name at the polling station and voted blue down the line.

Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:14:26 2023 No.18788291 >>18788280 Yes, sadly they try to make chicken out of plant now. >v1.0 I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:14:49 2023 No.18788294 wtf is this? some kind of new sex toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:15:49 2023 No.18788296 >tastes so good, even niggers can't tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:16:15 2023 No.18788297 stimulate what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:16:21 2023 No.18788298 >>18788280 That looks like a DVD or videogame from the thumbnail. That's weird packaging for food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:18:37 2023 No.18788307 >>18788298 They want the Zoomer crowd. >Simulate >looks like a VR Headset >v1.0 >Original circled like Nintendo does >electronics box

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:18:37 2023 No.18788308 File: 1.88 MB, 1684x947, 1652054643253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788291 >>18788294 >>18788296 >>18788297 >>18788298 Official advertising btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:23:21 2023 No.18788326 >>18788280 Were they behind a lock and key?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:24:27 2023 No.18788331 >>18788280 You should write that as "Trying to look like Grace Jones and failing miserably" .com or some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:27:08 2023 No.18788345 >>18788280 Also a play on Layer Cake and they failed yet again. Lets guess the demographic of the types that came up with this >>18788280

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:27:37 2023 No.18788348 >>18788345 Explain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:35:52 2023 No.18788373 >>18788348 Fuck off you california cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:38:45 2023 No.18788382 >>18788348 Layer cake is a type of cake with multiple layers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:39:24 2023 No.18788385 >>18788373 google the store in the OP faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:45:13 2023 No.18788406 >>18788280 well nigs aren't going to waste their EBT on plant based chicken if a white person is advertising it

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:53:45 2023 No.18788425

>>18788406
Nearly all groups have an in-group preference, where they prefer their own kind, or in other words, you could say they are xenophobes/oikophiles. The one major group in the United States that bucks that trend is white liberals, who have an out-group preference, or are oikophobes/xenophiles. When you advertise targeting white people, you only capture the attention of white chuds. When you advertise depicting minorities, you get that minority’s attention, plus white libtards, which makes for a bigger market. Libtard xenophilia is a big part of why the demographic majority is massively underrepresented in ads and media in general these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:55:21 2023 No.18788427 >>18788288 >decent some of money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:57:09 2023 No.18788431 >>18788280 >not even 25.5oz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 05:40:38 2023 No.18788543 >>18788280 Dude Harmons seems to be getting progressively shittier. Doesn’t surprise me they have this Slop most won’t buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 14:31:33 2023 No.18789658 File: 455 KB, 1536x2048, 1641068236265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788280 Based.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 14:35:42 2023 No.18789670

>>18788425
This would make sense if most woke leftists weren’t broke as shit.
They think they should be able to make a living wage out of 18hrs/wk at Starbucks and it’s when they can’t that they start screaming that the system’s rigged and capitalism is why their life sucks.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 14:37:09 2023 No.18789673
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Its pretty easy to make something "taste like chicken" especially when its in fried form like that. I still don't understand why manchildren get angry over the existence of vegan foods. Its kinda funny that they have a nigger on the box. The idea on the box art is allright too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 14:40:39 2023 No.18789685 >>18788280 >Food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 14:46:50 2023 No.18789715 >>18789673 nobodys mad over vegan food existing, people get mad when vegans try to imitate meat instead of just eating meat i'll eat a lettuce, sprout, and tomato sandwich with some mustard all day long. i'm not shaping it to look like ribs or anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 15:50:03 2023 No.18789922 >>18788280 the label reminds me of those warnings in cig boxes lmao

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 15:53:01 2023 No.18789932

>>18789673
>I still don't understand why manchildren get angry over the existence of vegan foods.

because they arent just providing an alternative, they have a stated desire to completely take over the market and force you to consume it. Corporations dont spend billions of dollars making shitty chicken tenders because 'dey care about duh animbuls' or because 'dey just want 1% of the population to enjoy something similar to meat'. They do that because in their long term view of things, its infinitely cheaper and more profitable and allows eteranl control over the protien industry if they can regulate real meat out of existence and hold a monopoly over plant-based-product-manufacturing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 18:50:36 2023 No.18790457 File: 1001 KB, 4032x3024, 1640113165207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >try to cram blakx into everything >put them in your chikkn ad >oh no now you're raciss and cancelled opps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 19:22:08 2023 No.18790556 >>18788280 what the fuck is harmons. stop going to faggot grocery stores. just get your food at mcdonalds like the rest of us.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 19:28:39 2023 No.18790575
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>>18788280
I remember seeing these in the grocery store, always chuckled when reading the package for some reason. something about calling them 'nuggs' and showing it to a chicken...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:06:14 2023 No.18790951 >>18788280 >Slogan is "It's lip smacking good!" What did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:14:50 2023 No.18790980 SOULSLOP O U L S L O P

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:15:21 2023 No.18790981 >>18788326 I think it's just in a freezer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 21:18:14 2023 No.18790995 >>18790951 I dunno but I liked the negro spirituals in the background

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 01:55:28 2023 No.18791936 >Images with threating auras

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:25:22 2023 No.18792049 >>18789658 To think this would be enough to drive our forefathers to bloodlust and act.

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:27:52 2023 No.18792057

>>18789715
Yeah you will be eating that all day long because it has zero subsistence in it, no fat or protein, just fiber. People in the great depression ate better. Most prisoners eat better. It is ironic that the people who act like livestock also strive to eat like them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:29:00 2023 No.18792062 >>18792049 they wore wigs and petticoats they were fags, at worst they would gasp in a feminine fashion and have her stockaded until they can figure out who would pay $3 for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:31:36 2023 No.18792072 >>18792062 Retarded aristocrats and junkers wore wigs dude. That was less than a percent of the population. Most people were farmers or craftsmen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:33:34 2023 No.18792080 >>18792072 >Retarded aristocrats and junkers wore wigs dude So the founding fathers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:36:11 2023 No.18792090 >>18788307 zoomers don't have the money for overpriced meme products like this and the people that do won't buy them this is the quintissential product for nobody

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:00:58 2023 No.18792144
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>>18789715
>vegans try to create foods that have a similar texture and flavor profile to foods they have been used to eating for decades
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS BAD LE JOOS LE JOOS"
>low carb keto-friendly cookie
>"BASED AND REDPILLED!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:33:59 2023 No.18792251 >>18792144 this ain't it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:39:06 2023 No.18792270 >>18788326 Lel I thought the same thing niggers can't even be trusted to not steal fake chicken

Anonymous Tue Jan 10 03:48:39 2023 No.18792305

>>18792144
>>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS BAD LE JOOS LE JOOS"

The industry leadership is on record for stating that they want to eliminate traditional animal husbandry, make it illegal, and have a defacto monopoly on food production. The reasons they cite is sustainability, but the reasons they dont cite are rather obvious: if you have a monopoly on a product everyone literally has to consume to live, then you have unaccountable power over them. Large corporations such as wallmart have systematically been buying up small/independent farms, processing centers, and shipping companies to consolidate economic power into their own hands and monopolize it. Today they want you to eat fake chicken nuggets, and they haveto try really hard to get you to like them. But what happens when they dont have to try and you have no choice? It's in your own best interests to resist this kind of consolidation of economic power.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 05:01:32 2023 No.18792565 These are the tendies you get when you don't give mommy her cummies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 05:01:58 2023 No.18792568 >>18792565 Hffff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 06:22:14 2023 No.18792871 >>18790457 I remember the thread about the guy who ordered the square meal and tested it out. That was a great time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 06:54:52 2023 No.18792985 >>18788280 the tendie represents my pp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 06:59:59 2023 No.18792997 >>18792871 link?

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