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What are some good cook books for beginners?

>> No.18785584

Pepin's complete techniques, there are videos on youtube as well

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>> No.18785976

>>18785569
Does the fact that she has fake tits mean she's not qualified to make novelty food for a video game cookbook?

>> No.18785980

>>18785976
Yes

>> No.18785991

Can someone post the greentext where Alanah is being a shitty employee who can't even write item descriptions? pls

>> No.18786075

>>18785569
God I fucking hate this whore so much bros.

>> No.18786167
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>>18785569
lmfao the lore behind this dumb bitch is hilarious. She was basically a retard accessibility writer, and on twitter she basically claims to have worked on every bit of the game somehow. I guess also the cookbook

>> No.18786171

>>18785569
Yum. I'd like to eat her, if you catch my drift.

>> No.18786179

>>18786167
Post the lore

>> No.18786185

>>18785569
Lets be honest, its full of generic recipes from nobody bloggers off the internet. She probably supplied a salad recipe or something

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>>18785569
>The most useless of cash grab garbage
>Rosenthal
It's literally every time, btw. Also are Jews Hispanic or Irish?

>> No.18786206

>>18786196
>Also are Jews Hispanic or Irish?
Semitic/Arabic depending on how you look at things
Retard.

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>>18786179
It's a lot of tweets, but she first claimed to be a writer in the game. The actual writers in the credits, one specifically Anthony Burch, said if they are not credited under that specific credit section, they didn't do the job. People brought it up to her and she said
>I did do writing, I did animations, I did character design, I did character writing, I did a lot on the game. Hey I worked on this cook book too
and basically everyone called her out on her bullshit. She of course said it was harassment because she was a woman. She also tried to steal someone's sekiro art, claims she did it in an afternoon and then the actual artist said fuck you it took me days stop stealing my work.

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>>18786211
Here's the art work stealing lore

>> No.18786218

>>18785584
good choice
or Julia's "The Way to Cook"

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>>18786167
Pathological liar

>> No.18786768

>>18786211
>>18786214
>>18786618
lol

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>>18786768
lmao even

>> No.18786896

>>18786871
What causes this?

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>>18786896
woman

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>>18785569
unironically

>> No.18787022

>>18786896
Too much positive reinforcement

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>>18785569
I want her to take a massive liquid shit on me

>> No.18787315

>>18787049
Bro she would steal someone else's shit, dump it on you and then grunt and pretend it was hers.

>> No.18787323

>>18787315
Fine by me if I get but a glimpse of her brap hole

>> No.18787335

>>18786211
>>18786214
>>18786618
>>18786871
Don't care. I'd fuck the shit out of her while reinforcing her delusions

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>>18785569
o yes

>> No.18787342

>>18785569
>implying I would care about her credentials at all while I drown in her giant titties
heh

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>>18787339

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18787347

>me on the right

>> No.18787349

I’m so glad I never cared about video games and that I don’t play them

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>>18787339
>>18787344
>charizard hipbone tattoo
lmao

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>>18787339
>>18787344
>>18787347
I have came 4 times to these so far and I’m not stopping

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>>18787339
>>18787344
game devs look like that??

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>>18787489
No.

>> No.18787501

>>18787347
Sven kart dud so moist he keeps silicagel packs on his hands

>> No.18787524

>>18787501
They're hand warmers to aid circulation so he can operate the wheelchair.

>> No.18787525

>>18787494
That skank with the jean shorts and leggings upfront looks fuckable

>> No.18787530

>>18787347
Is he so sweaty nervous they just laid two silica packs on his ham hands to soak up the moisture?

>> No.18787531

>>18787525
Look at her eyes anon. That's a knife to your throat at 3am, guaranteed.

>> No.18787539

>>18787347
Fuck man poor guy

>>18787494
Are these wahmxn the reason Fallout 76 sucked mega donkey balls?

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>>18785569
she's such a sexy bitch

>> No.18787552

>>18787539
Yes. They've since been replaced by even uglier, even less experienced indians now that Bethesda belongs to Microsoft. And Bethesda tester just formed a union last week. Im sure them negotiating to never have overtime and 3 hours of breaks each day will be great for Starfield. Bethesda testers are world class after all.

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>>18786618

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>>18787671
>I've always had big boobs!
Why can't she admit she got a titjob? That or its a very good bra

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>>18787671
>13
Nice

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>>18787489
yes

>> No.18787690

>>18787494
Imagine the smell

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>>18785569
OH NO BROS

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>>18785569
She will get you

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>>18787494
>why are games so shitty these days
it's a mystery, truly a mystery

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>>18787525
>she looks fuckable

>> No.18787844

>>18787494
>implying high t chads wouldn't pin every one of those weasels

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>>18787701
Hot

>> No.18787890

>>18787701
never trust a man without a mother

>> No.18787895

>>18787890
Never trust a mother without a man

>> No.18788165

>>18787686
butter

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18788170

>>18785569
Mjölk

>> No.18788189

>>18785569
Oh, please. As if I'd buy a cookbook from a woman who's so clueless that she doesn't realize that her coral skirt would match the silk shirt better if it was in earth tones instead.

>> No.18788195

>>18785569
What do you think her poop tastes like?

>> No.18788197

>>18787494
I want the front left thicc jewess to parade some lingerie outfits in front of me and sit on my face

>> No.18788207

>>18785569
thanks for making this high quality thread possible /v/. 61 replies and only 4 about food and cooking.

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>>18788207
This one is

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>>18788165
Yes that is what I would feed her till she's the required weight.

>> No.18788367

>>18788355
based fat pig enjoyer

>> No.18788371

>>18788213
>ramen noddles in the microwave with a mt dew
>ravioli in the microwave with a mt dew
I should really write one of these

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>>18785569
>>18787339
>>18787344
>>18787347
>>18787540
>>18787677
>>18787689
>>18787701
>>18788170
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>> No.18788404

She probably wants a job at the UN and realized making gamers seethe is a viable entry point.

>> No.18788498

>>18787494
I'll take one for the team and stuff the porky fake redhead with the dragon tee.

>> No.18788960

>>18785853
>cake in the microwave

based

>> No.18788998

>>18786167
>imagine giving a single fuck about anything about her except when she shows tits.

>> No.18789090

>>18787494
for me, it's the slampig in the dragon shirt. backup choice is the chick behind her with the big tits.

>> No.18789099

>>18787767
this is what happens when you go from teams of a handful of people to literal thousands while pay like shit. No-one working in video games who isn't 40 years old and been there 20 years is worth even 30k a year, but they need warm bodies to do the shitwork.

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>>18785569
Here's one my mom gave to me when I got my first place... Betty Crocker's, real good stuff and no hysterical hollywood bullshit

>> No.18789170

fake tits are so gross

>> No.18789176

>>18786167
Didn't she plagiarize some shitty sekiro painting too?

>> No.18789207

>>18788375
Seek help

>> No.18789212

>>18785853
damn that looks pretty good for microwaved shit