/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18783070]

What is their culinary contribution to the world?

[Anonymous No.18783093]

Really shit tier beef

[Anonymous No.18783104]

>>18783070
*smiles and gives you a Vegemite sandwich*

[Anonymous No.18783107]

Top quality beef that makes inefficient pom farmers seethe.

[Anonymous No.18783110]

we perfected meat pies and sausage rolls

[Anonymous No.18783114]

>>18783093
>>18783107
I said to the world, not to Australia. Nobody imports beef.

[Anonymous No.18783121]

>>18783070
Meat pies
Amazing wines
Top quality beef, lamb, barley and wheat
Fantastic beer
Lamingtons
Australian-style cafes
Flat white coffee
Finger limes
Macadamia nuts
Peach Melba and Pavlova
Pride of Ringwood hops

>>18783093
Sorry you're too poor to afford the good stuff anon.

[Anonymous No.18783133]

>>18783093
Australia is the #2 exporter in the world for beef. The USA is #3.

[Anonymous No.18783135]

>>18783114
https://www.beefmagazine.com/beef-quality/update-us-cattle-exports-and-imports
US imports around 2 billion lbs of beef a year friendo.

[Anonymous No.18783150]

>>18783133
I know
And its the worst liveriest beef youll ever eat

[Anonymous No.18783149]

>>18783070
>What is their culinary contribution to the world?
kangaroo bacon

[Anonymous No.18783155]

>>18783121
>finger limes
not falling for this shitty meme again, I still have my fingerbox from 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.18783160]

>>18783121
I can afford the good stuff
It doesnt come from australia

[Anonymous No.18783161]

>>18783155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_australasica

[Anonymous No.18783163]

>>18783160
I like how you included a timestamp, very compelling.

[Anonymous No.18783165]

>>18783070
this and fairy bread

[Anonymous No.18783171]

>>18783163
I like how you cant believe that someone can afford anything better than the worst beef on planet earth

[Anonymous No.18783172]

>>18783160
>Expensive beef fat with a few shreds of meat in it
>Poorfag floor coverings
Your taste is obviously shit, whose restaurant did you rob?

[Anonymous No.18783173]

>>18783070
fairy bred

[Anonymous No.18783176]

>>18783160
Runt meat. We would feed that to dogs in Australia, and apologise to the dogs while serving it.

[Anonymous No.18783180]

>>18783104
kek

>>18783110
This. Australian meat pies are dope

[Anonymous No.18783181]

>>18783172
>floor coverings
Its an exercise mat

[Anonymous No.18783191]

>>18783171
>worst beef on planet earth
That would be American grain-feedlot, hormonally overdosed, antibiotic-soaked 'wet aged' beef.
We exported 4817 metric tons of beef to the US in December 2022 alone. Must be doing something right.
PS we also grow Wagyu beef, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.18783192]

>>18783070
the goon bag

[Anonymous No.18783194]

>>18783181
>American
>Exercise
Doubt.exe

[Anonymous No.18783215]

>>18783191
Lmao the usa consumes 13 million metric tons of beef per year so whats that 0.0004%?
Going into the shittiest tier canned soups and frozen pizzas im sure

[Anonymous No.18783217]

>>18783160
That cow must have been so fucking fat it's not funny.
A good quality thick piece of grass fed rump, chips and salad with peppercorn sauce with a beer at the pub is the best thing on earth next to a parmy, fight me.

[Anonymous No.18783225]

>>18783194
Rent free

[Anonymous No.18783233]

>>18783215
Based AND trans.
Australian cows are raised on dust and sand.

[Anonymous No.18783261]

>>18783070
FOSTERS

[Anonymous No.18783268]

>>18783070
All of the lamb i buy is imported from Australia. And there's probably some Australian wool in my clothing. Thank you Australia and thank you sheep.

[Anonymous No.18783286]

>>18783160
>fucking plastic
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18783297]

>>18783286
It wasnt cooked in the plastic so its still ok

[Anonymous No.18783314]

>>18783070
Rissoles.

[Anonymous No.18783315]

>>18783070
>>18783121
tasty cheese. its a more aged cheddar that doesnt seem to exist anywhere else but new zealand.

[Anonymous No.18783324]

>>18783121
>Meat pies
British
>Amazing wines
you mean like Yellow Tail?
>Top quality beef, lamb, barley and wheat
so you stole some wagyu to breed illegally that one time, big deal.
>Fantastic beer
you mean like Fosters?
>Australian-style cafes
never even heard of this.
>Flat white coffee
literally just a latte
>Finger limes
never heard of this either
>Macadamia nuts
finally, the only valid entry in this entire list, and even then it's more famous for its commercial cultivation outside of australia.
>Peach Melba
French.
>Pavlova
evidence points to New Zealand
>Pride of Ringwood hops
... the hops they make Fosters with?

[Anonymous No.18783361]

>>18783314
Based, I haven't made arseholes in ages, thanks for the reminder.

[Anonymous No.18783367]

>>18783104
Aww man, I was just trying to buy bread from him!

[Anonymous No.18783375]

>>18783324
>yellow tail
I'm not saying Aussie wines are "amazing," but when's the last time you heard anyone even mention Yellow Tail? It was a fad in the early-mid 2000s desu.

[Anonymous No.18783393]

>>18783324
>you mean like Fosters?
no. like anything out of tasmania.

[Anonymous No.18783418]

>>18783324
These are the best refutations you could think of? Australia ftw

[Anonymous No.18783432]

>>18783110
>>18783121
>>18783180
Are aussies really this ignorant that they think their meat pies are something special?

[Anonymous No.18783463]

>>18783432
Yes, we have the most powerful meat pie culture in the world. Every bakery has a minimum of five meat pie filling options, usually closer to ten, and all the major highways have multiple dedicated meat pie establishments between the major cities. New Zealand need not apply.

[Anonymous No.18783495]

>>18783261
Fosters is American

[Anonymous No.18783502]

>>18783495
All major Australian beers are foreign owned except Coopers.

[Anonymous No.18783512]

>>18783121
>Fantastic beer
Care to elaborate? While Australia does have a lot of great small breweries making some interesting styles it's pretty much impossible to buy them outside of these breweries, sparse speciality stores or multitaps. In most bottleos or pubs you never get anything interesting. And even if you do get them, it's not like it's better quality, more innovative or whatever than UK or US. There's maybe handful of styles originating from Australia like Australian Pale Ale or Pacific Ale but they're more of marketing names desu

[Anonymous No.18783513]

>>18783070
Outback Bloomin’ Onion

[Anonymous No.18783514]

>>18783121
>all shit or stolen from other cultures
Expect much from the island of submutts

[Anonymous No.18783527]

Chicken parm with French fries fries has become the Australian national dish

[Anonymous No.18783529]

>>18783514
How dare we steal from our ancestors. We should have erased our collective memories and reinvented everything from scratch like all honest cultures do every 500 years.

[Anonymous No.18783533]

>>18783114
>Nobody imports beef.

[Anonymous No.18783564]

>>18783315
based, but that's still not australia.

[Anonymous No.18783588]

>>18783527
That's a grim parma mate.

[Anonymous No.18783592]

>>18783233
> Australian cows are raised on dust and sand
You clearly don’t know anything about Australian agriculture.

[Anonymous No.18783593]

>>18783512
Just because the beer culture isn't as good here as the US or UK doesn't mean that there isn't better beer produced here than almost any country in the world.

[Anonymous No.18783597]

>>18783121
Lamingtons and pavlova are based.

[Anonymous No.18783600]

>>18783512
I should also add that Australia has contributed highly internationally successful hops like Galaxy and Enigma.

[Anonymous No.18783644]

>>18783070
shrimp on the barbie

[Anonymous No.18783685]

>>18783165
>fairy bread
Based hundreds and thousands enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.18783690]

>>18783502
No, I mean Fosters was literally created by two American emigrés.

>>18783324
>Meat pies
>British
But perfected by Australia as our official national dish.

>Amazing wines
>you mean like Yellow Tail?
No, I mean like Penfolds Grange.

>Top quality beef, lamb, barley and wheat
>so you stole some wagyu to breed illegally that one time, big deal.
I have an amusing picture in my head of a guy with a stripy top and a domino mask sneaking into Japan with a big sack labelled 'cow'. Grow up.

>Fantastic beer
>you mean like Fosters?
No I mean things like Red Oak Brewery's Barleywine, multiple time winner of 'world's best beer'.

>Australian-style cafes
>never even heard of this.
Flyover confirmed.

>Flat white coffee
>literally just a latte
Flyover double confirmed.

>Finger limes
>never heard of this either
Flyover triple confirmed.

>Macadamia nuts
>finally, the only valid entry in this entire list, and even then it's more famous for its commercial cultivation outside of australia.
Moving the goalposts.

>Peach Melba
>French.
Catalonian actually.

>Pavlova
>evidence points to New Zealand
Sure, take their side.

>Pride of Ringwood hops
>... the hops they make Fosters with?
No, the hops used to brew Victoria Bitter. A strain remarkably high in alpha acids and the philosophical forerunner of a lot of high-AA strains now popular in craft brewing worldwide.

>>18783432
>Are aussies really this ignorant that they think their meat pies are something special?
Certainly more varied and diverse than American 'hot dogs'.

>>18783512
I live near St John Craft Beer in Launceston, sorry to hear you don't have a craft beer specialist anywhere near you. There are literally hundreds of amazing craft beers out there.

>>18783514
Doesn't the US have something like a quarter of the world's prison population? And you call Australia a nation of thieves?

[Anonymous No.18783702]

>>18783463
This man knows of what he speaks.
Australia's non-franchised fast food culture literally revolves around dead animal wrapped in pastry.

[Anonymous No.18783935]

>>18783593
>doesn't mean that there isn't better beer produced here than almost any country in the world
I don't think Australia can compete with Quebec, let alone Belgium, Germany, Chechia, etc :/

[Anonymous No.18783972]

According to Bluey all they eat are sausages which is pretty based.

[Anonymous No.18783976]

>>18783935
Belgium, Germany and Czech Republic is far behind in the craft beer race. Even shithole countries like Poland or Italy surpassed them. They were doing well but failed to move on from their old school beer styles and start brewing more interesting styles.

[Anonymous No.18783999]

>>18783588
Parma or Parmi chief?

[Anonymous No.18784006]

>>18783592
i recently found some photos of my grandpa who was a farmer and the man never smiled in his life
farmers look so gay nowadays, they dont make them like they used to

[Anonymous No.18784061]

>>18783070
HSP's and Vietnamese migrants perfecting french bread & pork rolls.

[Anonymous No.18784064]

>>18784006
Farmers make a lot more money nowdays compared to the past.
In australia specifically there's some funny cultural thing where a lot of farmers are genuinely rich and send their kids to private schools, which spreads farmer culture and you have this wierd old money farmer wannabes

[Anonymous No.18784065]

>>18784064
>noooooooo we need Woolies to pay us more than $1 a litre for milk! We're being roooooooooooned
>Where do you send your kids to school?
>Oh they go to a $70,000 a year boarding school in Sydney.

[Anonymous No.18784076]

>>18784065
Can you blame them?
If you lived near a rural town you wouldn't want to send your kids it's public school either

[Anonymous No.18784082]

>>18783070
Australians. Taste like processed food.

[Anonymous No.18784087]

shrimp on the bawbee

[Anonymous No.18784383]

>>18784076
there's loads of private schools in dairy farming areas that cost 10% of the cost.

[Anonymous No.18784433]

>>18783070
They make Breville. Basically it's the best thing those freaks make.

[Anonymous No.18784437]

>>18783315
from the makers of tasty wheat?

[Anonymous No.18784440]

>>18783393
So cascade and boags? Mmm so good...

[Anonymous No.18784443]

Shrimp on the barbie

[Anonymous No.18784771]

>>18784440
To be fair, Boag's Premium used to be damn fine beer before tax restraints made them change the recipe.

[Anonymous No.18784839]

>>18783070
The pie floater
>Meat pie in a bowl of pea soup with a squirt of ketchup

[Anonymous No.18784858]

>>18784839
>ketchup
T'marter sawce mate, ketchup's for seppos.

[Anonymous No.18784985]

>>18784858
australians dont say "seppo" lol

[Anonymous No.18784991]

>>18784985
yes we do

[Anonymous No.18785013]

>>18784440
Get fucked, you absolute double nigger. Cassie blue is god tier

[Anonymous No.18785113]

>>18783070
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Australian_cuisine

[Anonymous No.18785231]

>>18784985
Well I’m an Aussie and I say seppo, deadshit.

[Anonymous No.18785244]

>>18783160
You just know...

[Anonymous No.18785255]

Britain does meatpies better. Cope and seethe, aussies

[Anonymous No.18785340]

>>18785231
"I say seppo, deadshit"
weird trend of people trying to sound more australian but so obviously laboured

[Anonymous No.18785346]

>>18783375
>>yellow tail
>I'm not saying Aussie wines are "amazing," but when's the last time you heard anyone even mention Yellow Tail? It was a fad in the early-mid 2000s desu.
Umm sweaty it's not a fad, it's just cheap, not-completely-disgusting wine. It's like $9.99/1.5 ltr here and people still buy it constantly. It's a step up from Franzia and two steps up from Night Train and Thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.18785623]

>>18785255
Can confirme.

[Anonymous No.18785702]

>>18785255
Life's too short for a bad meat pie.

[Anonymous No.18785798]

>>18783297
Nope it seeps in lol

[Anonymous No.18786086]

>>18784771
>tax restraints made them change the recipe
When was this?
I used to drink Boags and Cascade all the time as a young fella (early 2000's) but not anymore, I haven't actually seen Cascade in a bottlo in years (NSW).

[Anonymous No.18786158]

>>18783502
Checked, my dad and his mate used to get on the coopers longnecks while driving home from work, they had an old hilux and they used to pull over off the highway and bush bash through the national park as a shortcut. Also pretty sure Great Northern is Australian owned.
>>18784064
Can't blame them, country towns are fucked, mostly people off their chops on ice now.

[Anonymous No.18786162]

>>18785798
Hate to break it to you but all your meat has been seeped in plastic

[Anonymous No.18786186]

Also finding out now that dim sim is an Australian dish!?

[Anonymous No.18787175]

>>18785340
Launceston here. I am an Aussie whether you like it or not.

>>18786086
>When was this?
>I used to drink Boags and Cascade all the time as a young fella
Hawke and Keating built a 'sin tax' in the 80's that would stay ahead of CPI inflation. When you buy a bottle of spirits you pay over $90 duties per litre of pure alcohol. Beer is over $55/litre pure IIRC but wine is just taxed at 29% of the wholesale price (because Keating is a cunt and liked to drink wine).
It's why VB about 10 years ago cut their alcohol to 4.6% to keep the price of a slab down, but had to put it back up to 4.9% because people would rather pay an extra 80c a slab for the real thing.
Boags Premium went from a crisp, full-bodied lager at 5% to a skunky watery 4.6% mess to save themselves a few million a year. Used to be one of my favourite beers, now I just drink Boags Draught instead because the price difference isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.18787219]

Australian cuisine is a paradox in that there are very little native dishes, but the average Australian eats very, very well. Possibly the best, on average, in the world.
>inb4 cennofags claiming all they eat is Aldi nuggets
you're below average.

[Anonymous No.18787273]

>>18787219
Here in beautiful Tassie we eat the local wallabies, they taste like kangaroo, only cuter.

The main issue is that our megafauna were wiped out by centuries of firestick farming before they could evolve smaller forms like in many other parts of the world. So the desertification of much of the continent meant few large herbivores. The largest native herbivore by weight IIRC is the dugong. There really wasn't much to base a cuisine on because all you really have is possums, cuscus, dugong, sea turtle, emu and various macropodiae. Seals and muttonbirds are available but severely limited in geography.

As far as edible native plants, apart from macadamias our native plants are difficult to cultivate as their yield per acre is so low. Even when supplied with plenty of water and nutrients they have evolved to fruit only grudgingly and in amounts just necessary for reproduction.

If you're interested there is an excellent book I highly recommend named "One Continuous Picnic: a gastronomic history of Australia" by Symons, which covers how we developed from a precolonial diet to the modern day full of convenience and junk foods without developing the 'peasant' or 'traditional' cuisine culture that anchors all the great cuisines of the world.

https://books.google.com.au/books/about/One_Continuous_Picnic.html?id=_N3qh4chXxwC

[Anonymous No.18787318]

>>18787175
and no one in real life ever says seppo, ever. no matter where you're from. you're like one of those tryhards who uses the word bloke when you can tell you've never used it in your life.

[Anonymous No.18787357]

>>18783104
CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEARTHE THUNDERRRR

[Anonymous No.18787373]

>>18787273
>>18787273
>which covers how we developed from a precolonial diet to the modern day full of convenience and junk foods without developing the 'peasant' or 'traditional' cuisine culture that anchors all the great cuisines of the world.
That seems like it's either tailored to the Tasmanian culture, or it's a very naïve point of view.
Millions of migrants from all those countries have shaped Australian food culture for over 100 years, moreso than most other New World nations for various reasons.
Travel through the eastern suburbs of Melbourne by train and you can still see all the backyard vineyards from the Greek and Italian migrants, all still thriving, and I presume many have been adopted by more recent arrivals, opening up even greater culinary options.
There is also the fact that Australia is one of very few nations that can domestically grow tropical and temperate produce without the loss of quality associated with importation.

[Anonymous No.18787417]

>>18787318
Sorry you're a latte sipping millennial Melbourne poof, enjoy your family getting APEX'ed.
Plenty of people use seppo unironically among their mates.

I'm Gen X so my life experience is different to yours, just because you hang around with blokes who like to discuss their favourite mascara brand doesn't mean your memories are the yardstick of the Australian experience.

But of course you're a product of the 80's and 90's cultural backlash that aimed to destroy Australian nationalism in the younger generation by making it 'cringe'. Eagerly you suckle the cocks of the academics, journos and politicians who don't want Australia having a national identity beyond 'world's most successful multicultural state'.

Well I hope your encyclopaedic knowledge of what is and isn't 'Australian' keeps you warm at night while foreign-born 'new Australians' devastate the jobs market and drive housing prices out of the range of even moderately well-off middle-class Australians.

Your ignorance- no, wilful rejection of elements of Australian culture that were common when I was a kid marks you out as the worst kind of scum. A traitor to the nation and culture currently being wrestled away from the grasp of the sons of the land, sneering at those maintaining the old ways while snivelling in service of the new.

I'm Australian. You're not. You're some kind of multiculti mongrel, no national pride, no group identity other than that designated for you by the elites getting rich selling your birthright. You make me ill to my stomach, you brainless sycophant, you craven traitor, you unpaid whore, you willing follower of the multiculti Judas goat. And it's only when you lose everything that you'll turn to nationalists like me and whine that we didn't do more to fight for you.

You're a fucking disgrace to the country I love. Enjoy dying poor and outnumbered in what was once the working man's paradise.

[Anonymous No.18787444]

>>18787373
The book discusses a failure of 'white Australia' to develop a 'traditional' cuisine (which is my point) but this is not the same as importing foreign-born persons and their cuisines (which is also covered by the book).

You also have to bear in mind that Australia was pretty much a closed shop until the 50's when Greeks, Jews and Italians were grudgingly declared culturally compatible with 'white Australia' and allowed in to help rebuild the economy after WW2.

The Tasmanian focus was because Tasmania was (and remains) an agricultural state very close in weather and seasons to Great Britain, and there were a lot of British emigres who wrote extensively about similarities between the two.

I'd encourage you to read the book, if only because it's literally the best book ever published on how Australian food and culture have interacted as society has changed.

[Anonymous No.18787453]

>>18787417
yeah, you've never met anyone who uses 'seppo' irl.

[Anonymous No.18787473]

>>18787273
>>18787444
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll give it a read.
I'm always fascinated by our country because we're so different to other first world countries.
So young and small, yet we consistently punch above our weight.

[Anonymous No.18787488]

The humble Chiko roll. Just bought this one

[Anonymous No.18787491]

>>18787453
>yeah, you've never met anyone who uses 'seppo' irl.
On the contrary, it's you that's never met anyone who uses 'seppo' IRL.
It's how my Vietnam veteran Dad used to refer to Don Lane when we watched the Don Lane Show back in the day.

[Anonymous No.18787493]

>>18787488
Bendigo's greatest contribution to Australia apart from fucktons of gold and 'The Man From Ironbark'.

[Anonymous No.18787495]

I found out the other day that other countries don't put chicken salt on their chips. I didn't realise that was an Australian exclusive

[Anonymous No.18787497]

>>18783999
Parma if you're normal, parmi if you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.18787509]

>>18786186
Another thing we perfected, along with the spring roll

[Anonymous No.18787510]

>>18787417
>that aimed to destroy Australian nationalism in the younger generation by making it 'cringe'.
A lot of Australian nationalism was cringe. And was just as manipulated as the cultural cringe movement.
"Mainstream traditional Australian nationalism" was largely that boomer style capitalistic boot licker variety that has caused just as much damage to our society as any left-wing movements, and honestly is just the other foot in lockstep toward hell.

[Anonymous No.18787546]

>>18787491
I work for an American company and a lot of the boomers here refer to the Americans as seppos

[Anonymous No.18787560]

>>18787510
>"Mainstream traditional Australian nationalism" was largely that boomer style capitalistic boot licker variety

I lived through it, and I disagree. Your opinion isn't wrong per se but I feel it allocates blame unevenly.

Labor's dismantling of the Immigration Restriction Act (which was originally intended to protect the Australian working mans' conditions from being degraded by cheap foreign labour) was done at the behest of Trade Unions. Their movement wanted more power and the easiest way was to get import numbers of poor, scared workers with little fallback, few resources and a desperate need for protection. Funnel those workers' votes through that movement to Labor. Libs responded in kind, looking for trad people to offset. It's why Labor imported Leb Muslims and Liberals imported Leb Catholics.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with a multiracial society, but multicultural societies are shit. And by culture I'm not talking about food. I'm talking about fundamentally different worldviews that are incompatible, living side-by-side in increasingly more economically stressful circumstances as both parties race to import more and more people that will vote for their side. Our infrastructure is groaning, more and more people rely on government handouts, and fewer people every generation can afford to marry and have a house and a family.

Anyway we're getting off track. I'll just say that I agree with you in principle that both sides of the chamber are responsible for the shitty mess we're in (because so much is clear).

[Anonymous No.18787585]

>>18787546
Yeah it's boomer/Gen X thing- I watched ockerisms like this die out as my generation went to pre-WWW Uni, and be taught that phrases like 'seppo' and 'you beauty' and even an unironic 'good on ya' should be treated like audibly farting in public.

The old-school Aussies still talk like this behind closed doors, which is why teenage TikTok faggots with their limp wrists, weak muscle tone and tofu-fuelled pot bellies burbling their prepubescent idiocy is so inane.

[Anonymous No.18787591]

>>18787560
>I'm talking about fundamentally different worldviews that are incompatible, living side-by-side in increasingly more economically stressful circumstances as both parties race to import more and more people that will vote for their side.
This is mostly due to deliberate manipulation. I have no doubt we could build a peaceful, cultural coexistence and ultimately a stronger society as a whole if we weren't being pitted against each other.
There are many natural examples of this throughout history.

[Anonymous No.18787597]

>>18787509
M8 I bought some of those Marathon spring rolls from Woolies in place of Chikos once when they were on special. They were fucking awful when oven cooked while Chikos are actually not bad.
Lesson is to stay away from Marathon spring rolls because they're greasy and I'm pretty sure they're where unsuccessful greyhounds end up if they can't get homes.

[Anonymous No.18787601]

>>18787591
The dead giveaway is the fact that Howard basically disarmed the nation just before he opened the immigration floodgates.
Can't have the locals and the new Australians shooting at each other now, can we?

[Anonymous No.18787781]

>>18783070
zinger box

[Anonymous No.18787785]

>>18783150
>I suck
Everyone already knew that.

[Anonymous No.18787841]

>>18787781
Interesting to note how many Americans I've talked with who have been surprised that KFC is much better here than in the states.

Also, while we're on fast food:
The McDonalds Cafe (McCafe) concept is Australian too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCaf%C3%A9

[Anonymous No.18787847]

>>18783070
abbo burgers

[Anonymous No.18787917]

>>18787841
I heard someone (might have been Asmon) say that US KFC doesn't serve burgers. Seems odd to me

[Anonymous No.18787988]

>>18783685

[Anonymous No.18788050]

>>18787841
KFC is easily the best fast food here, cheapest too.
A lot of people love maccas though for some reason, it's so much more expensive and tastes like dog shit.

[Anonymous No.18788099]

>>18787781
havent hda a zinger since they put cabbage in them
fuck kfc, there was no need to do that. put 50% less lettuce and charge less, dont fucking add hard as fuck cabbage which ruins the texture

[Anonymous No.18788163]

>>18787988
Can someone explain this to me?

[Anonymous No.18788198]

>>18785255
True, but we do better fish and chips. British fish and chips looks greasy as fuck.
Plus we invented the Halal Snack Pack.
>inb4 some faggot from queensland starts screaming about the term Halal Snack Pack
Shut the fuck up Queensland or I'll belt the shit out of you, tie you up, and leave you in your house so you can drown in another flood you faggots. Fuck Queensland.

[Anonymous No.18788216]

>>18788099
Cabbage tastes better than lettuce.

[Anonymous No.18788225]

>>18788050
It depends entirely on where you live.

[Anonymous No.18788230]

>>18788198
I like these but at the end of the day there's just too much oily shit. I prefer a kebab with veggies in it to cut through the fatty meat, or a lot of places will do a race pack.
When I was in uni I started ordering my snack pack with tabouli on the side to make it less rich. Soon a lot of people started doing the same.

[Anonymous No.18789135]

>>18783070
golden gaytime, thats rly about it

[Keppy Chupper No.18789143]

>>18783110
>Sausage rolls
>Mogged by Tescos

[Anonymous No.18789291]

>>18787497
Guess I'm a faggot then.

[Anonymous No.18789295]

>>18789291
What a banger of a captcha considering the context

[Anonymous No.18789300]

>>18783093
agree, their angus is incredibly overrated here

[Anonymous No.18789534]

>>18783217
>That cow must have been so fucking fat it's not funny.
https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/insulin-resistance-syndrome

They intentionally give the cows type 2 diabetes through insulin spikes. Once resistant to the effects of insulin, glycogen can spill back out of the cell it's being crammed into, in this case muscle, resulting in fat all over the muscle.

You do not have to be overweight for this to happen to you, or a cow for that matter. Honestly wagyu meat farmers could probably solve the obesity/diabetes crisis with the shit they know.

[Anonymous No.18790308]

>>18783070
"For a hard earned breakfast."

[Anonymous No.18791780]

>>18788163
idk either anon. Maybe they are fooled by the illusion of a more positive canthal tilt.

[Anonymous No.18791786]

>>18783070
finger limes

[Anonymous No.18791798]

>>18790308
ah fuckin VEEBEE, LOOONG NECK

[Anonymous No.18791938]

Typically we have the highest quality ingredients in the world.
Our standard food is much better than most countries.

[Anonymous No.18793499]

>>18783114
Chinks love our beef.

[Anonymous No.18793501]

>>18787219
Yeah, it’s a shame. I eat roo fairly often but that’s not at all common.

[Anonymous No.18793516]

>>18783093
Gonna have to hit you with an oops

>>18783070
Our immigration policy is our contribution. We have everything here. thats it. whatever we don't have we have the ingredients for and if you know that yiu are doing and you are good enough you can fill that void in the market. The only problem is apt of business owners think they are that skilled and they're business goes under in less than 6 months or shits overpriced and unless you actually want to try something new you can't or don't want to dedicate the capital to trying/cooking something new

[Anonymous No.18793523]

>>18793499
Not exactly a people known for their exquisite taste and eye for quality..

[Anonymous No.18793530]

>>18787273
So you don't have any deer, rabbit, elk, moose, bear, antelope to hunt?

[Anonymous No.18793531]

>>18793523
Wait they know quality meats

[Anonymous No.18793536]

What about pheasant and quail and turkey?

[Anonymous No.18793537]

>>18793531
Id try it before trying disgusting australian beef again

[Anonymous No.18793544]

>>18791938
And your source is you?

[Anonymous No.18793550]

>>18791938
What is "standard" food that is beter than most countries?
Do you guys give out "standard " food and all you citizens eat it?

[Anonymous No.18793554]

Colony full of convicts you were put there for a reason it sucks there
simple as

[Anonymous No.18793564]

>>18793544
It came to me in a dream once

[Anonymous No.18793633]

>>18783160
based wagyuchad

[Anonymous No.18793642]

>>18793516
>Our immigration policy is our contribution. We have everything here. thats it.
That's not something to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.18793680]

Australia produces a metric shit load of food, without which SEA and Japan would starve. With only 24 million residents and a continent the size of the USA our food surplus is enormous.

We produce a lot of wine, some of it good. We've contributed quiet a bit to industrial science to speed up the processing of dairy and into the livestock industry.

In terms of dishes we're only 300 years old and aboriginals hadnt invented the bow and arrow, the wheel or metal- so cut us some slack. The first settlers were British convicts who couldn't cook either, it wasn't until the Italians came in the second world war that things started improving

[Anonymous No.18793812]

>>18793530
Imported feral large mammals we have roe and sambar deer, buffalo, camel, goat, feral pigs. Small mammals we have rabbit. However these come with preconceived notions of how to cook them and never really contributed to a 'peasant' cooking tradition.

[Anonymous No.18793821]

>>18793536
All farmed. Wild quail are available. Emu is tasty but protected unless you're indigenous.
In the mid 70's my Vietnam vet father mentioned earlier in the thread (Huey gunship pilot) was stationed in west Australiaand was sent to do aerial culls of massive emu mobs using some of the large surplus of ammo left over after Vietnam. Sure we lost the Emu War of 1932, but nobody likes to talk about the Emu Holocaust of 1975.

[Anonymous No.18793826]

>>18793812
Oh and feral horses who tear up the Alpine national parks and destroy native small animal habitats but the greens and city poofters get shirty when top blokes sneak into the Nat Parks and cull them.

[Anonymous No.18793854]

>>18783070
Who else here is a white supremacist lone wolf sleeper cell? I eat Australian beef and I have pledged allegiance to Hitler for life.

[Anonymous No.18793950]

[Anonymous No.18794750]

>>18793854
Who the fuck is Hitler? Some poofter politician I bet

[Anonymous No.18794857]

So I’ve always heard about how bad meat pie floaters are and I’ve never tried it but am I the only one who thinks that it sounds kinda good? Anyone tried it?

[Anonymous No.18794879]

>>18783070
Granny Smith apples

[Anonymous No.18794888]

>>18794857
Yeah, quite a bit. Tasty, filling, and very proteiny.

[Anonymous No.18794892]

>>18783070
their pudding

[Anonymous No.18794963]

The food in Australia as an Aussie who exclusively cooks at home and rarely goes out is dogshit. The quality is usually good but Aussies cannot cook for shit. Rarely youll find a hole in the wall or upmarket joint that isnt shit but the price is insane. Slop or expensive shit out costs the same and mostly tastes the same. Tonnes of salt sugar garbage just like Americans with none of the varieties

[Anonymous No.18795057]

>>18787585
I'm an American millennial but 70s Australia looked fucking sick. Old Malcolm Douglas videos made me want to move there and jutlat live in the bush until I'm eaten by saltwater crocs

[Anonymous No.18795185]

>>18794892
Again, that’s another British thing.

[Anonymous No.18795791]

>>18783070
Tim Tams

[Anonymous No.18795895]

>>18783160
Australia has the best beef production

[Anonymous No.18795903]

>>18784061
kek this

[Anonymous No.18795905]

>>18783597
Pavlova is from New Zealand.
>nuu it’s aussie
It has fucking kiwifruit on it.

[Anonymous No.18795913]

>>18784064
Whatever you subsidise you get more of

[Anonymous No.18795925]

>>18784061
There was a Vietnamese bakery in my home town that made an amazing pork roll with like 5 different types of pork.

[Anonymous No.18795929]

Confit of Tasmanian Ocean Trout
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsuya%27s

[Anonymous No.18795935]

>>18787591
Name one single happy peaceful multiracial society

[Anonymous No.18795949]

>>18794750
Some g*rm cunt with beliefs incompatible with traditional anglo society

[Anonymous No.18795978]

>>18783393
>no. like anything out of tasmania.
>>18785013
This. I got to go to the Cascade brewery when I studied abroad, some of the best beer I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.18795983]

>>18783690
>this much cope

[Anonymous No.18796762]

>>18795935
There isn't one because they're all 'multicultural'.

[Anonymous No.18796810]

>>18793531
You just know they tastes really good.

[Anonymous No.18796816]

>>18783121
>can't name a single dish or technique.
>can only make a big list by naming vague generalities like "has good food, has delicious food, has good drinks)

tons of countries around the world have most of those things you listed. Japan, for one.

[Anonymous No.18796858]

>>18783121
>names australian food
>500 butthurt replies
lol, do americans really?

[Anonymous No.18796913]

>>18796816

[Anonymous No.18796917]

>>18783593
>Just because the beer culture isn't as good here as the US
The US doesn't have a good beer culture, they can't brew a beer at all. It's all watery, flavourless piss. I've never heard of anyone outside of the US enjoying a Budweiser

[Anonymous No.18796924]

>>18788198
It's not a Halal Snack Pack you fucking fruit, it's an Abortion

[Anonymous No.18796928]

>>18794857
>So I’ve always heard about how bad meat pie floaters are
Who the fuck has ever said this cunt? probably jealous poms and Eurocucks

[Anonymous No.18796935]

>>18795905
Kiwifruit aren't from New Zealand you fucking retard. Fitting for New Zulland, it's native to CHOINA. Aussie pav doesn't typically have kiwifruit.

[Anonymous No.18796941]

people that can make coffee

[Anonymous No.18797114]

>>18783527
That parma looks as fucked you calling chips 'french fries' fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.18797120]

>>18787495
KFC doesn't even use our salt outside of Australia can you imagine eating KFC chips with the KFC salt

[Anonymous No.18797124]

>>18797120
You're fucking with me. The KFC salt is the only reason their chips are the best take away chips

[Anonymous No.18797137]

Roast in hell Cardinal Pell. Simply delicious.

[Anonymous No.18797138]

>>18796816
>can't name a single dish or technique.
The OP's question was 'culinary contributions' you fucking retard. Just because there's nothing mentioned within specific subsets of 'culinary contributions' (dish and technique) doesn't make the list invalid.

Honestly a lot of the dishes we eat never got exported to the world so I didn't bother mentioning them. Kangaroo tail soup, possum pie, parrot pie, corned mutton, roast wombat, slippery bob, Diamantina cocktail, buberigais (pan fried scones), lillipilli, Warrigal greens and more. None of which have spread overseas for the simple reason that the ingredients don't travel. So pull your fucking head, in you wanker.

[Anonymous No.18797148]

>>18797120
>>18797124
something i liked to do back in the early 00s when you could get a salt and vinegar flavour sachet with your popcorn chicken was to empty the sachet into a box of chips, close the box, shake it up, and they were the best tasting chips ive ever had to this day
then they took em away, picrel

[Anonymous No.18797149]

>>18796917
Dirty Dan's a couple of years ago was walking Pabst Blue Ribbon tallie cans out the door for about $40 a slab, I bought a few. Good for settling the dust after an afternoon mowing the lawn.
Their microbrew scene is absolutely choked with people doing peanut butter fudge sundae stouts and eighteen times overhopped IPAs that taste like Dettol, but couldn't brew a good pilsner if you were holding their kids at gunpoint.

[Anonymous No.18797152]

>>18795905
>Pavlova is from New Zealand.
>It has fucking kiwifruit on it.
'Kiwifruit' is a marketing campaign for the Chinese Gooseberry, you sheepfucking hobbit.

[Anonymous No.18797157]

>>18783976
>More interesting styles
I hope your not implying IPAs, we certainly need more. Definitely glad the euros are sticking to good traditions.

[Anonymous No.18797161]

>>18797148
Not chip related but I remember around 2010 KFC would have that pita pocket promo around cricket time for a few years. It had chicken fillet, salad, cheese and a hash brown in this pita pocket. Goddamn it was fucking fantastic but they don't do it anymore.
Same with that colonel burger they had with coleslaw in it.

[Anonymous No.18797162]

Anyone here miss the ol' Zinger Pie?

[Anonymous No.18797163]

>>18797161
oh and bacon in that pita pocket too

[Anonymous No.18797167]

>>18787495
>Masterfoods chicken salt
chippy or bust

[Anonymous No.18797173]

Embarrassing comments in this thread. I'm from Adelaide, where chicken salt was invented. It's Mitani or bust, you fucking East Coast fuckwits

[Anonymous No.18797182]

>>18797173
We don't think about you at all.

[Anonymous No.18797184]

>>18797173
Tassie reporting in, you have my axe

[Anonymous No.18797190]

>>18797182
you say that but you keep stealing our shit and making it worse

[Anonymous No.18797195]

They make the tastiest cheese in the world. You straya cunts are alright with me.

[Anonymous No.18797196]

>>18793531
food is the only thing pit bulls are good for

[Anonymous No.18797202]

>>18797182
SA literally leads Australian cuisine. Best food, best wines, best produce.

[Anonymous No.18797210]

>>18797202
Apparently you do a great line of barrel-aged meats too.

[Anonymous No.18797214]

>>18797210
Our food is to die for anon, literally.

[Anonymous No.18797251]

>>18783070
Chicken Twisties

[Anonymous No.18797318]

Motherfucing tim tams

[Anonymous No.18797331]

>Motherfucing tim tams
Go back to America, yank. You will never be Australian.

[Anonymous No.18797334]

How about those nasty bay bug things?

[Anonymous No.18797364]

>>18797331
why do 99% of you chinks think about america 24/7? don't have anything else to do on your island?

[Anonymous No.18797395]

>>18797331
>aussienigger sees post about anything
>automatically thinks about america for some reason
like clockwork
you irrelevant fucks are so predicatble

[Anonymous No.18797404]

>>18783093
Their angus is overrated, but they raise some of the best wagyu outside of Japan.

[Anonymous No.18797412]

>>18797331
Aussie born and bred m8, you might want to try not being a cunt for a change.

[Anonymous No.18797418]

>>18783215
>frozen pizza
What frozen pizza has beef on it? The vast majority of pizza toppings (pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon) are pork.

[Anonymous No.18797420]

>>18797395
He's the kind of Aussie that drives a Toyota Hilux, rents a house from Indians, and fills it with cheap Chinese shit from KMart then has a go at other people for not being 'Australian' enough. Many such cases, sad.

[Anonymous No.18797446]

>>18797418
American frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.18797473]

>>18797446
I'm an American and I've never seen a frozen pizza with a beef topping. It's too expensive for most frozen pizza makers to even consider since pork is exponentially cheaper.

[Anonymous No.18797812]

>>18797364
>>18797395
You don't live rent free in my mind. America and it's people are worthless beyond their military and industry.
It's because Americans are so culturally ignorant and embarrassing that you automatically assume that someone that reddit is American. Never heard an Aussie exclaim "motherfucking tim tams yeah!", but it definitely sounds like something an American with that fake positive act would say

Don't be insecure about it though, it's your culture

[Anonymous No.18797833]

>>18797418
>>18797446
none pizza with left beef

[Anonymous No.18797838]

>>18797812
Just shut up you whiny cunt.

[Anonymous No.18797845]

>>18797838
Mate, maaaaate, who the FUCK says "motherfucking tim tams"? Something like "ken oath, fucken love tim tams" would be less americanised

[Anonymous No.18799105]

>>18797845
it’s more important to you to whine about how an Australian should express their pride in Tim Tams being a globally successful item, than to take pride in their success. Why are you such a cunt?

[Anonymous No.18799359]

>>18797812
>>18797845
>Chip on his shoulder about Americans
>Chip on his shoulder about how 'Australian' other Aussie posters are
>Deletes >>18797331 (pic related) when it gets absolutely flogged
Doing wonders for our international reputation for being laid-back, you spaz.

[Anonymous No.18799761]

lunch

[Anonymous No.18799871]

>>18783972
>According to Bluey all they eat are sausages which is pretty based.
It pisses me off to no end that they fucked up the name. Bluey is meant to be the red one, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.18799885]

>>18783114
>Nobody imports beef

*laughs in dutch*

[Anonymous No.18799887]

>>18783972
CURRIED SAUSAGES

[Anonymous No.18799903]

>>18799871
Cockney needs to die and every Aussie who LARPs it needs to die. London has been a shithole for centuries stop acting like the country who kicked you out even gives a shit about your trash LARP lingo

Yes bluey is the cockney word for a ranga. But that's not relevant to us 100+ years later where dogs can legally be classified as blue on their puppy passports. He's a stumpy tail cattle dog. Bluey would be blue not red because your racist grandpa's "british to bootstrap" identity is dead fucking dead.

Okay? "Fellow Australian" are you up to date now?

[Anonymous No.18799938]

>>18799903
>Cockney needs to die and every Aussie who LARPs it needs to die.
Bluey is ozzy, fucking retard. Not Cockney at all.

>puppy passports
fucking what

>Bluey would be blue not red because your racist grandpa's "british to bootstrap" identity is dead fucking dead.
I'm sixth generation, kill yourself larper.

[Anonymous No.18799953]

>>18783972
WHAT ABOUT THE SALAD

[Anonymous No.18799973]

[Anonymous No.18799987]

>>18799903
Fucking rope yourself you cunt

[Anonymous No.18799999]

>>18799359
Jannies deleted it, dickhead. I didn't get flogged by shit. A few insecure Americans whining isn't going to get me worked up

[Anonymous No.18800012]

>>18799987
Cunt in your pic it literally says
>(Australian slang) A blue cattle dog, especially a blue heeler. That's what Bluey is. Yeah it's our slang for a ranga but they're not wrong either.

[Anonymous No.18800021]

>>18799999
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.18800024]

>>18799973
>krushers
>full of real blitz!

[Anonymous No.18800025]

>>18800012
I've literally never heard a cattle dog called that.

[Anonymous No.18800028]

>>18800000

[Anonymous No.18800056]

>>18799999
Sure they did, sure they did. Those darn jannies. Wonder what board or global rule got broken?

>>18800012
I was pointing out that 'Bluey', especially in reference to a ginger, is not cockney. It's why I highlighted the relevant section.

I swear, the angrier you get, the dumber you get. You're literally losing the ability to understand the written word.

[Anonymous No.18800072]

>>18800056
Wojack spamming should be a globally bannable offense anyways.

[Anonymous No.18800130]

>>18799999
>A few insecure Americans whining isn't going to get me worked up
Funny how your posts give the exact opposite impression.

[Anonymous No.18800174]

>>18800056
Because I posted a wojak lmao. Why would I delete a post shitting on yanks?
>>18800130
Americans put on that act that their superior to everyone, but the instant that you mention that their country is disregarded beyond their defense and industry capabilities to other countries, they get all defensive and insecure.

Mate, no one gives a fuck about the American people. Their false positivity culture is embarrassing, this "fuck yeah! Tim tams!" shit sounds soi as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18800209]

>>18800174
>tripling down on the butthurt
You're a gift that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.18800226]

>>18800209
You'll never be Australian sweaty :)

[Anonymous No.18800379]

>>18788198
It was called a snack pack for twenty years until woke cunts started calling them hsp's so the sandniggers would think we liked them
most kebab shops aren't even halal and 95% of the time run by Christian lebbo's

[Anonymous No.18800504]

>>18787417
>being proud of your penal colony

[Anonymous No.18800536]

>>18787417
This much based shouldn't be possible in a single post. I kneel king. If only the world had more of you in it maybe things wouldn't be so bad.

[Anonymous No.18800537]

>>18783513
winrar

[Anonymous No.18800540]

>>18800504
based

[Anonymous No.18800567]

>>18800504
Several colonies, some penal, most not.
And I always laugh when Americans say "haha convict trash" when their own country has a quarter of the world's entire prison population. Who's the one really living in a penal colony?

[Anonymous No.18800611]

>>18793680
>With only 24 million residents and a continent the size of the USA
>95% of it unlivable desert
huh

[Anonymous No.18800619]

>>18799938
yes precisely

>>18799987
> blue cattle dog
but I'm correct

[Anonymous No.18800623]

>>18800567
umad tho
keep putting da kween on your money like a good little cuck

[Anonymous No.18800630]

>>18788198
Just moved to Cairns a few months ago from Sydney... what kind of prejudice has QLD got against the HSP? I love me a good snack pack and it'd be a fucking travesty to not find 'em up here

[Anonymous No.18800634]

>>18800056
>'Bluey', especially in reference to a ginger, is not cockney.

umm yeah it is. it's the argot of british liars

>Strange, but while with his copper-coloured hair he responds cheerfully to the nickname of "Bluey," call him "Red" and he sees that colour vividly.

[Anonymous No.18800657]

>>18800623
We haven't had the Queen on any money we mint for weeks, Anon. Try to keep up.

[Anonymous No.18800662]

>>18800623
>No response, quick, change to an insult!
Sad.
>>18800634
>umm yeah it is. it's the argot of british liars
Delusional.

[Anonymous No.18800664]

>>18800657
>keep up
I will not. See, the way this works is you obsess over our internal politics and we forget you exist most days.

[Anonymous No.18800735]

>>18800567
Better argument would be that the original 13 colonies were Britian's original penal dumping ground. The only reason why Australia was colonised was because the UK lost it in the revolution and needed another place to dump their prisoners.

America had a massive indentured servant (white slave) and penal population. The Carolina's were originally penal colonies too.

[Anonymous No.18800751]

>>18799903
You’re both retards. “Bluey” is an old nickname for redheads and cattle dogs are either blue or red, hence the blue cattle dog is called Bluey.

[Anonymous No.18800767]

>>18783114
here in south korea, we import austrailian beef because it's much cheaper than our domestic beef

[Anonymous No.18801303]

>>18800767
Here in Australia we import Korean women because they're much cheaper than our domestic women

[Anonymous No.18801329]

>>18800664
>say something stupid
>get BTFO
>pretend you didn't care anyway
ahh yes, the big ol' american cope

[Anonymous No.18801348]

>>18797473
Thats why they use australian beef..
But fine whatever change pizza to hotpockets

[Anonymous No.18801439]

>>18801303
Zing!

[Anonymous No.18801453]

>>18801329
Rent free, etc. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shrine hunting with hubby Link for a while. I'll be back to collect your next seethe in a few hours.

[GODCOCK No.18801458]

abos and bushmen eat/ate
>karakalla fruit
>saltbush leaves
>bogong moths
>limpets
>skinks
>banksia nectar
>mutton bird
So, yeah, basically nothing decently filling or nutritious.

[Anonymous No.18801466]

>>18800611
You irrigated California, you have ranches, you have combine pasturing.
But unlike you we only have 24 million people.

In dollar terms were a university with a bank inside it, but in metric tons we're a farm built over an iron ore mine

[Anonymous No.18801539]

>>18791938
This true statement makes non aussies seethe

[Anonymous No.18801550]

Anyone know any good damper recipes

[Anonymous No.18801880]

>>18783133
Untrue.

[Anonymous No.18802836]

>>18801880
It looks like Australia, US, and India are close enough that it's hard to tell the exact order for more than a year or two. American beef could consistently edge out Australian beef if they're able to win the Japanese market. Australian exports to China probably won't be going down though.

[Anonymous No.18803798]

australia is just another angloid outpost that shits all over the rest of the world
really if you're not pale and anglophone you're not worth knowing

[Anonymous No.18803855]

>>18801550
Isn't it just water and flour?

[Anonymous No.18803877]

>>18783070
Upside down cake.

[Anonymous No.18803885]

>>18783165
>>18783173
>>18783685
literally just sprinkles on bread

[Anonymous No.18804882]

>>18803877
No doubt the kiwis will be along to try to claim that too

[Anonymous No.18804921]

aussie wine and normalizing the word 'muesli' is about it.

[Anonymous No.18804939]

>>18804921
Other people don't say muesli?

[Anonymous No.18804978]

>>18804939
only ever heard it from aussies

[Anonymous No.18805075]

>>18803885
No. Hundreds and thousands and margarine.

[Anonymous No.18805090]

>>18783513
I haven't had a good bloomin onion at Outback since 1998

[Anonymous No.18805277]

>>18788198
Do not listen to this hateful garbage about Queenslanders. He's from either Sydney or Melbourne so his brains have been turned to mush from gargling brown peoples cum. Just for reference, anyone from Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne have have boiled monkey brains. I hold backwater trailer trash in higher regard than people from either of those 3 places.

[Anonymous No.18805437]

>>18783690
New Zealand also claims the flat white

[Anonymous No.18805448]

>>18800379
No, the H was added to upset all the racist flat-earthers

[Anonymous No.18805458]

Bunnings snag

[Anonymous No.18805467]

>>18805437
New Zealand is like a bratty little sister who isn’t happy until Mum and Dad say her older bother has to hand over the XBOX controller, then pokes her tongue out when their backs are turned.

[Anonymous No.18805469]

>>18805458
>Onions under the snag
Fucking heretics.

[Anonymous No.18805991]

>>18800630
There's tonnes in bris
>cairns
Lol

[Anonymous No.18806344]

>>18800379
Most kebab shops are halal. They source their meat from the same few factories, and they're all halal. There's nothing other than the meat that would be haram.

[Anonymous No.18807231]

>>18783121
>Lamingtons
lamingtons fucking suck bro.

[Anonymous No.18807234]

>>18795905
>It has fucking kiwifruit on it.
he fucking fell for it HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18807249]

>>18800379
Snack Pack is an off-brand Yogo

[Anonymous No.18807251]

>>18783315
>doesnt seem to exist anywhere else
WAIT!? other cunts dont have tasty cheese?

[Anonymous No.18807276]

>>18807251
No, because nobody cares about cheddar's provenance.

[Anonymous No.18807284]

>>18788216
good afternoon ming, busy day in the sweatshop?

[Anonymous No.18807300]

>>18807284
Wake up. Iceberg lettuce is worthless.

[Anonymous No.18807336]

>>18807300
i dont eat any kind of salad but saying raw cabbage is better than something like iceberg lettuce on a burger is literally insane.
hey i love me some cabbage soup on occasion so im not some kind of cabbage hater but raw? on burgers? come on now.

[Anonymous No.18807393]

>>18783070
i saw an episode of bluey and the gravy looked quite red so i'm guessing italian

[Anonymous No.18807471]

The food price has gone up so we don't have the luxury anymore to create, Australia has never been pretentious always been white bread until these slopes came in.
Just go to Melbourne. they are always winning awards for shit

[Anonymous No.18807487]

>>18807336
It's coleslaw without the mayo, but the other parts of the burger make up for the lack of mayo. Try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.18807675]

>>18805467
That actually sounds based.
And the younger sibling gets treated better and is liked more too.

[Anonymous No.18809297]

>>18783070
cob loaf dip

I only learned it's an australian thing today

[Anonymous No.18809324]

>>18809297
First time hearing this too. I assumed it was a french thing

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>>18783514
>all shit or stolen from other cultures
How american.

[Anonymous No.18809761]

>>18783070
goes nice with a vb