/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18781438]

Why is Filipino food so bad?

[Anonymous No.18781440]

>>18781438
too much balls too little cock. good amount of cum tho

[Anonymous No.18781441]

>woohoo I will be racist towards asians that will surely get me a gf
lmao crackers are funny sometimes, go fuck your dog or something

[Anonymous No.18781442]

>>18781440
Why is /ck/ full of gay people?

[Anonymous No.18781460]

>>18781441
what did he say that was racist towards asians and where does it imply he was trying to get a gf from the post?
take your meds holy shit

[Anonymous No.18781461]

>>18781442
why don't you come find out ;)

[Anonymous No.18781467]

>>18781460
>yeah let me just ignore the blatant racism against asians by wyte pypo bro it doesnt exist bro take your meds bro
fuck off mayoskin

[Anonymous No.18781471]

>>18781467
stop trolling

[Anonymous No.18781475]

>>18781460
idk man theyre retarded, to a lot of people insulting a non-white country is racist, no matter how
not even as a deranged poltard take i got warned by a janny a while back for telling someone with yellow fever for viet food to chill out. that anon is a dumb troll tho
>>18781467
please stop being racist!! im telling mom!!

[Anonymous No.18781478]

>>18781441
>go fuck your dog or something
yeah dogs were meant to be barbequed! how dare that guy

[Anonymous No.18782108]

>>18781467
Oh god he’s actually asian

[Anonymous No.18782171]

>>18781438
Filipino is unironically my favorite Asian cuisine and it's not just because they always compliment me on how pretty my blue eyes are

[Anonymous No.18782619]

>I'm 42 years old and have no viable eggs left but surely if I eat this I will be able to conceive
also adding seafood to everything

halo halo isn't bad though

[Anonymous No.18782997]

>>18782171
>>18782619

[Anonymous No.18783014]

>>18781441
>seething 5 3 sea monkey

[Anonymous No.18783022]

>>18781441
literally kys

[Anonymous No.18783214]

>>18781438
Have you met Filipinos?

[Anonymous No.18783229]

>>18782171
i fucking hate this shit, its bony as fuck

[Anonymous No.18783241]

>>18781438
It's really not. My moms best friend lived in the Philippines for half her life before moving here. She still has family there and cooks Pilipino dishes. Unfortunately the only things that get mainstreamed are shit like Jollybee ketchup chicken that appeals to western palates and pagpag that goes viral because of one video. You literally get the same impression of the US internationally and begin to criticize without ever experiencing anything true to the country.

[Anonymous No.18783282]

>>18781438
konnichiwa dude!

[Anonymous No.18783290]

Filipinos are the Filipino food of the world - cheap mass produced garbage from every corner of the world cobbled together in a tin shack next to a landfill.

[Anonymous No.18783295]

Filipino food isn't even the best southeast asian food, it gets mogged HARD by Indonesian/Malay food
same is true of the women but that's a different thing

[Anonymous No.18783357]

>>18781441
Kek. I can just imagine how short and dark you are.

[Anonymous No.18783365]

>>18781438
Pag Pag is top tier.

[Anonymous No.18783369]

>>18781441
>lmao crackers are funny sometimes, go fuck your dog or something
lmao SEAmonkeys are funny sometimes, go eat your dog or something

[Anonymous No.18783398]

>>18781438
because filipinos are the worst mix, spic and asian

[Anonymous No.18783413]

>>18781438
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>>18781441
>>18781442
>>18781460
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>>18781467
>>18781471
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>>18781478
>>18782108
>>18782171
>>18782997
>>18783014
>>18783022
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>>18783398
Is the food docile and tight?

[Anonymous No.18783419]

>>18783413
meds, asap

[Anonymous No.18783425]

>>18783413

[Anonymous No.18783795]

>>18781438
Filipino food is amazing if you get it cooked by a grandma or go to a cash-only hole-in-the-wall in any major fleet concentration area for the US Navy.
Seriously, the only reason I know anything about it is because flips are massively overrepresented in the Navy for various reasons and they'll get their families to cook massive batches of soup and lumpia for their friends. Every sizable command has a "Filipino mafia" and a couple shady restaurants they hang out at in town to get ungodly amounts of unpronouncable food.
I tried to get a flip Chief to tell me what the fuck pic related was about six times the first time he took me to get it and I still had no idea what he was saying until I got home and googled "Filipino pork offal stew." It is amazing.

[Anonymous No.18783831]

>>18781467
unstable hapa genetics

[Anonymous No.18783836]

>>18781467
Pagpag

[Anonymous No.18783839]

>>18783413
>being this insecure about what some kids said to you in primary school
yikes

[Anonymous No.18783845]

>>18783795
what did it taste like?
looks like mexican mole

[Anonymous No.18783847]

>>18783295
I once chatted with a hot slutty Malaysian girl with 10/10 tits and nipples I would happily have paid a plane ticket to travel there to suck.

[Anonymous No.18783852]

>>18783845
Very rich and filling, less like iron or strong organ/liver taste than you would expect. Slightly spicy, very savory, shoved full of bay leaves. If I knew where the hell to get blood I'd try to make some myself because it isn't wildly complicated, from what I understand.

[Anonymous No.18783868]

>>18783852
no good butcher shops nearby?

[Anonymous No.18783882]

>>18783413
>can’t handle literal 4th grade bants
Kys

[Anonymous No.18783886]

>>18781438
Maybe if you have only read shit here or eaten poor. I have a Filipino couple I'm friends with that are in their 60s, all the food they serve when they invite me over for a bbq is amazing. Lots of brandy in between courses

[Anonymous No.18783944]

>>18783868
Not really, no. I live in a shitty suburb in the deep south, and not even a part of the deep south that's interesting enough to have redneck shit, just a bunch of transplants who only eat Chipotle and pre-made meals from the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.18784234]

sorry for blogpost sort of; as a american filipino who hated a lot of it growing up, some of its good
>a really nice sisig, especially a nice creamy chicken one w/ a tiny bit of liver & spiciness
>mung bean soup, especially with a little chili flakes on it or some leftover pork belly stirred in on a cold day
>sinigang, if you put use the right amount of tamarind its such a bizarrely perfect balance of savory and strange sour-ish flavor
>suman malagkit (desert dish of rice steamed in banana leaf, usually served with a rich coconut sauce)

I don't really like
>lechon - it just does nothing for me, it felt like it was for spectacle every time we had a party with a bunch of other flip families, the seasoning never blew me away.
>lumpia - its nice but really nothing special, I dont really like springrolls in general so maybe its preference.
>filipino style "bbq", at least from the restaurants & uncles that I would eat it from as a kid - always dry as fuck, sauce not really sweet or savory, just vaguely tangy. Never felt as hearty as american or korean bbq
>anything bangus - oily as fuck, gross fish, I would always watch in disbelief as my parents ate from the oily fucking belly fat deposit and enjoy it
IMO I feel like at least in the house I grew up in, filipino food always felt way too fatty or way too lean and dry

[Anonymous No.18784246]

>>18781438
Beef pares is great

[Anonymous No.18784253]

>>18781438
It's a reflection of the people and culture'
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18784295]

>>18784234
I ate Bangus at a place out in Stockton wasn’t bad but they made an amazing burger with sausage in it one of the best burgers I’ve had

[Anonymous No.18784305]

>>18781442
Cooking is women's work and fags are basically shitty women

[Anonymous No.18784311]

>>18784295
>longanisa
>tocino
oh woah yeah I forgot about those, I loved those growing up. My mom would always have a crapload stocked in the freezer and it would make the house smell amazing at breakfast time; filipino style chorizo (more of a sweet taste compared to general spanish chorizo, never spicy) is pretty good too. Tocino in a burger sounds interesting
IDK though, maybe I just never had good bangus, maybe I'll try to cook it myself one day

[Anonymous No.18784654]

No one talking pancit?

[Anonymous No.18784667]

>>18784654
I kind of hated pancit as a kid
its not outright bad, its just kind of bland.
It just doesnt really have any interesting taste, and texturally it feels unsatisfying (slightly oily noodle with some glass noodles and maybe a little crunch from a cabbage)

[Anonymous No.18784676]

>>18782619
>halo halo isn't bad though
IDK man, I thought the third one had better gameplay.

[Anonymous No.18784692]

Filipino food is often cooked with a variety of herbs and spices, such as garlic, ginger, turmeric, and cumin. Some people may find the flavors of Filipino food too strong or too spicy. It also often includes ingredients such as bagoong (fermented fish paste), balut (boiled duck embryo), and patis (fish sauce), which can be unfamiliar to some. Additionally, some dishes may be prepared with a lot of oil, which can make them quite greasy and heavy.

[Anonymous No.18784700]

Love ensaymada, use to eat it all the time growing up in Hawaii with all the flips

[Anonymous No.18784716]

>>18784700
fuck yeah
it weirded me out how sometimes it would be served with shredded cheese on top, but it really grew on me.

[Anonymous No.18784998]

>>18783852
You can buy frozen blocks of it.

[Anonymous No.18785146]

>>18783229
>i fucking hate this shit, its bony as fuck
tells me more about you more than the food
>>18782619
>posting an uncooked version
>>18782997
why are you posting a gif of yourself?
I'm not a Phil, but why are you guys even posting on /ck/ to shit on food that you think it's shit just purely from the look of it?
Here's what you never spent a second to think about (implying you even have a brain to think in the first place):
The Balut egg, when cooked, is essentially a complete duck dish with duck broth from both bone and meat. The flavour, when paired with salt and peppers, no other kind of egg can even compare because they don't have the bone and meat to impart that intense flavour into the broth (inside the egg). Eat with 1 or 2 leaves of laksa, the entire flavour profile is elevated.
But a bunch of cooklet faggots like you wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.18785307]

>>18784295
>Bangus
the fuck did you say about me?

[Anonymous No.18786079]

>>18781467
You're just trolling but blacks are actually the ones who are racist against Asians.

[Anonymous No.18786657]

>>18781438
yeah i'd like uhhhh a bag of boy foreskins and a dead rat

[Anonymous No.18786673]

>>18783413
lol flip food has barely any presence in the culinary world

[Anonymous No.18787477]

>>18786673
>flip food has barely any presence in the culinary world

[Anonymous No.18787492]

>>18785146
cooking bulot doesn't make it any less disgusting

[Anonymous No.18787533]

>>18781438
>curry powder
>sugar

[Anonymous No.18787547]

>>18782171

[Anonymous No.18787550]

>>18784234
Sisig looks great.

[Anonymous No.18787561]

>>18781438
The best food I had in the Philippines was a pork sisig or whatever with a runny egg on the rice. Literally at some shack on the side of the road. There was also some spicy beef stew thing that I forget the name of that was quite nice.

[Anonymous No.18787748]

i dont like Filipino food either and im actually from here, but im also just in general a picky eater who would be made fun of regardless

[Anonymous No.18787762]

>>18787561
those are really nice served on a sizzling hot plate, where the heat of the rice (the sizzling plate actually) cooks the egg. you squeeze some calamondin juice on and its just nice.

[Anonymous No.18787764]

>>18781438
I have never seen a filipino dish that want ugly as fuck and looked like literal sloppa shit. It's always an unpleasant color too. I'm sure it's tasty but goddamn, it's like disgusting/horrible cartoon food but actually real.

[Anonymous No.18787949]

>>18785307
from the thumbnail, I thought these were her babies.

[Anonymous No.18787963]

>>18784234
Sigsig is nice. I also lile champorado. Pansit is hit or miss for me

>white dude married to filipino america

[Anonymous No.18788002]

>>18783413

[Anonymous No.18788085]

>>18783839
>>18783882
Coping because pic is true

[Anonymous No.18788143]

Filipino food is a mediocre blend of three superior cuisines: Malay, Chinese, and Spanish. They have the worst traits of all three, Spanish laziness, Chinese dirtiness, and Malay primitiveness.

[Anonymous No.18788159]

>>18787477
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.18788235]

>>18783795
>flips are massively overrepresented in the Navy for various reasons

[Anonymous No.18788311]

>>18783413
The first time I saw this comic I googled what they were eating because I'd never heard of it. I forgot and I'm not gonna do it again.

[Anonymous No.18788450]

>>18788143
based and truth pilled

[Anonymous No.18788459]

>>18788143
el trinidad inmundicia....

[Anonymous No.18789753]

>>18788085
>Needing to cope twenty plus years later because of one insult that happened in grade school
in
Se
Cure

[Anonymous No.18789822]

>>18788085
>>18789753
Anything with fish in it fucking stinks reheated up and it's disrespectful to bring it to a public setting like a school.

[Anonymous No.18789873]

>>18781438
Agreed. Most of it from my experience is super fucking oily, not much spice, garbage parts of the animals you'd grind up dog food out of. A really popular Filipino dish is putting cut up hot dogs into spaghetti. Literally poverty tier.

[Anonymous No.18790141]

>>18781438
What dish is that?

[Anonymous No.18790147]

>>18783413
I love this guy so much.

[Anonymous No.18790330]

>>18783413
>Look how wipipo destroy our perfect culinary culture
>Still wants to eat there and get mad because you're not allowed in
This guy is a genius

[Anonymous No.18790485]

i live in canada in a tiny ass town and for some reason a million filipinos moved over here to work at the fucking plywood mill. they always cook up big meals and bring them to work to share and tasty candy made with condensed milk.

the grocery store in town also opened up a little filipino section that has that weird spaghetti sauce and some other cool ingredients like coconut vinegar and shrimp paste and i've only tasted the stuff people bring to work but other than that I've never had filipino food and don't know the names for anything but I'd really like to learn how to cook that shit. any ideas for easy/popular filipino dishes for white people?

also it's fucking crazy that filipino people are basically just mexicans lmao, i totally thought a bunch of flips were mexican when i first met them and they still just sound mexican to me

[Anonymous No.18791521]

>>18787963
oh yeah, I love champorado as well.
so simple and dirt cheap, but so comfy

[Anonymous No.18791579]

>>18781438
This is the same people who made Nutshack, and you're asking why their food is shit?

[Anonymous No.18791671]

>>18790141
I want to say its kare kare because of the sauce and the bagoong.

[Anonymous No.18791742]

It's actually pretty good if you try these dishes:

mibubahuk munkaae
Sliptonios in bugay sauce
Charbwong ng sarap quibik
guek-guek
Shamala gitnu geral bitsfainlaika muerfuggar
kobwaks, three flavors
dinosaur surprise
yipnigs kwok
cipionastas

[Anonymous No.18791769]

>>18782619
>halo halo isn't bad though
It's good enough the Japs copied it

[Anonymous No.18791815]

>>18790147
If he made more content I would donate to his Patreon.

[Anonymous No.18792095]

>>18784654
The best pancit is palabok. The shrimp, gravy, and crispy pork skin is such a great combo over the noodles. It's their soul food.

[Anonymous No.18792925]

I went to Philippines in 2019 and had some of the best food I've ever had in all my travels. Weird ingredients in a lot of them, but fuck me if papaitan isn't one of the best soups I ever had.

Then they all fucking tell you to go to Jollibee's

[Anonymous No.18793099]

>>18783413
>american stuff is bad!
>drinks capri sun and watches GI Joe

>has a mother who knows how to cook his food and could ask her to teach him
>instead goes to an american restaurant that's serving an aborted version of his food for 40x the price
I remember that one comic where the different Philippine groups would chastise him for not being one of them. Because here he's acting like they all eat the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18793119]

>>18783413
Based chef john making that garbage edible

[Anonymous No.18793134]

>>18784305
Literally anything is a better woman than actual women. That's why we have automatic dishwashers, robotic vacuums, kitchen appliances, and cute twinks. That's why artificial wombs, designer babbys, and companion robots will finish the job, and women will go extinct. Face it, your holy grail in life is actually nothing more than nature's shitty first draft, and men can do better than that. Men can *always* do better than that.

[Anonymous No.18793629]

>>18792925
Because they want you to see that it's better than McDaniel's

[Anonymous No.18793658]

>>18781438
MSG with MSG flavored MSG, then an added sprinkling of MSG on the MSG. Then they put MSG on and in whatever.

My entire neck and skull musculature seized up the last time I ate at the local flip place. I barely ate any of it, mostly just tasting.

[Anonymous No.18793694]

>>18793658
I practically drink MSG and shit hasn't happened to me. You're just being racist. Stop it, shitfuck.

[Anonymous No.18794205]

>>18784234
i'm 1/2 flip
disagree with your list except for sisig and bangus
lechon is banging with spicy vinegar and a red horse strong beer

[Anonymous No.18794282]

>>18794205
1/2 Flip, huh? Other half is white..German? Are you a woman?