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>told my brother I was making nachos
>he goes to the supermarket to get groceries for his gumbo
>he's in the kitchen for like 3 hours making gumbo
>i'm waiting patiently for him to be finished since he gets super aggressive when he's cooking and other people are in the kitchen
>sitting on the couch for like 3 hours waiting
>"ok anon you can make your nachos now"
>"oh btw I used up all the garlic in my prep 3 hours ago for my gumbo"
>I flip out at him, call him an idiot because A. he knew I was making nachos and obviously needed garlic B. he went to the supermarket and didn't buy more garlic and C. he didn't say anything for 3 fucking hours where I could have gone and got some more
>we start shouting at each other and calling each other faggots

who was in the wrong here?

>> No.18779069
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18779069

>>18779065
>who was in the wrong here?
you for being a dumb frogposter

>> No.18779078

>>18779069
>weaboo

>> No.18779079

It really depends on who topped who
To be sure post both your cocks

>> No.18779084

>>18779065
you, purely on the fact that gumbo mogs the fuck out of nachos any day.

>> No.18779097

>>18779065
>>i'm waiting patiently for him to be finished since he gets super aggressive when he's cooking and other people are in the kitchen
kek well it sounds like he literally dommed you and owns the kitchen, so he can do anything he wants. soon enough you'll be running to the grocery store on his command.

>> No.18779107

why put garlic on nachos?

>> No.18779109

>>18779078
this is an anime website faggot
>>18779065
your brother is a mentally ill retard and this is ot the right board. go to advice or reddit anon

>> No.18779116

>>18779065
your mom for keeping two tards

>> No.18779117

>>18779109
shut up bitch
>>18779107
you need garlic for the queso and for the beans

>> No.18779120

>>18779065
Him for being a faggot, you for being in that situation. Don't let him use the "you should have told me before I started cooking" argument to fucking gaslight you.
When you're both the victim AND suspect, thats how you know you're under the thumb of those you aren't allowed to make fun of.

>> No.18779125

>>18779097
lol bitch got rekt
OP you better start stretching since your brother owns your ass now fucking faggot hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.18779137

>>18779117
are you a woman or a homosexual

>> No.18779152

>>18779117
no, if i buy the premade stuff, i dont.

>> No.18779175

>>18779065
If you have more than two burners (doesn't every oven range have four burners?) and any reasonable amount of cookware then there is no reason he should own the kitchen. Just push him away, use burners as needed, make your own space for prep (use the kitchen table if necessary). I dunno, if you can't figure out how share an equipped kitchen with your brother then how can you ever share any facilities with anyone.

>> No.18779231

>>18779175
anon you don't live with anyone do you? people make a mess in the kitchen, need large spaces to prep, have multiple pots going, have timers going off
and especially if they are cooking something for the first time or aren't a very experienced cook shit can go wrong and get very stressful, it's far easier to section out times for when someone is cooking their thing, then they clean up, then the next person goes

>> No.18779234
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18779234

hmmmmmmmmm

>> No.18779235

>>18779109
It won't come true no matter how many times you say it Gaianigger.

>> No.18779239

i think you both acted pretty retarded in this scenario

>> No.18779247

You are for putting g*rlic in nachos

>> No.18779249

>>18779239
Based centrist chad. There's virtually no difference between a pedophile and a geek.

>> No.18779262

>>18779065
why do you need nachos if hes making gumbo?
can't y'all just have gumbo one night and nachos the next?

>> No.18779306

>>18779249
don't call me a centrist you fucking freak. this isn't a clash of ideals it's two gay nerds fighting over nothing. is that not clear to you?

>> No.18779312

>>18779231
I live with six people and have lived with people my entire life. You talk to people. When you want to share the kitchen you ask, "are you using X burner?", "will you please excuse me so I can reach the drawer?", "can I use X utensil when you are finished?"

If you can't communicate with your roommates then do everyone in your city a favor and pay the markup to live in single apartments, because nobody wants to be stuck living with you.

>> No.18779317

>>18779065
>he knew I was making nachos and obviously needed garlic
???????????????????????

>> No.18779319

>>18779116
his father for not pulling out

>> No.18779361

>make nachos
>aka plate of layered tortilla chips and shredded cheese microwaved for 60 seconds (1 minutes in American time)

>> No.18779386

>>18779319
the priest for marrying them

>> No.18779405

>>18779361
He wasn't allowed in the kitchen for 3 hours

>> No.18779422

>>18779405
but he told his brother he was going to make nachos, then his brother went to the store
i think going to the store takes longer than 2 minutes

>> No.18779436

be nice to your brother OP

>> No.18779442

>>18779422
He wasn't authorized to use the kitchen at that time.

>> No.18779454

Nice you should troon out

>> No.18779460

>>18779065
His gumbo is going to be a million times fucking better than your nachos.

>> No.18779472

>>18779460
no. gumbo is merely southern, where nachos are south of even there. south of the border, down mexicanyway

>> No.18779481

>>18779065
he's wrong for not letting you in the kitchen
you're wrong for making nachos
you're even more wrong for using garlic on nachos
he's an ass for using up all the garlic
you're an ass because you knew he would take a long time but didn't make nachos first or have a snack so you could wait
you're both correct in calling each other faggots
get a job

>> No.18779484

>>18779262
Get wrecked commie

>> No.18779513
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18779513

You are in the wrong
gumbo is way better than shitty nachos

>> No.18779528

>>18779065
why didnt you make your stupid nachos while he was at the store you cuck, or just suck it up and make it without the garlic instead of chimping out like a gorilla nigger. you sound like a faggot and your chad brother has every right to push you around like he does.

>> No.18779543

I've seen autists like this make "nachos"
corn chips on a plate covered with jarred salsa and slices of velvetta cheese
tossed in a microwave

>> No.18779552

You were going to eat a whole plate of nachos for yourself fat fuck?

>> No.18779559

>>18779065
Why not just eat some of his gumbo and make nachos another day?

>> No.18779565
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18779565

me and my brother always have passionate sex after a fight like this, then we eat nachos together and watch brokeback mountain

>> No.18779583
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18779583

>>18779235
if it werent for the laws of this land i would kill you

>> No.18779591

>>18779565
fag

>> No.18779694

>>18779065
Cannot answer you until I know what kind of gumbo.
If it was a seafood gumbo, you are in the right and your brother is a massive faggot.
If it was a normal gumbo, fit for human consumption, it's hard to tell and I need more information.

>> No.18779708

>>18779065
What the fuck is gumbo - is that some nigger-soul food?

>> No.18779728

You were both in the wrong for not cramming the gumbo up each others asses like good brothers should.

>> No.18779756

>>18779065
You, for agreeing to move in with your brother in the first place.
>>18779069
Also this. FPBP as usual.

>> No.18780357

>>18779708
It's a Creole dish with French and African culinary origins

>> No.18780370

>>18779125
No cap OP's brother is gonna fuck the first girl OP brings home. Probably gonna make it real loud so OP hears too.

>> No.18780418

>>18779065
why didn't you make your fucking nachos while he was at the grocery store? it couldn't have taken you more than 15 minutes. retard.

>> No.18780429

>>18780418
then we'd be reading a thread about some nerd who didn't have garlic for his gumbo

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>>18780429
AHheahahehehe

>> No.18780436

>>18780370
OP here. This has already happened to me before.

>> No.18780494

>>18779107
This garlic seems optional at best

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>>18779442
>He wasn't authorized to use the kitchen at that time.

>> No.18780588

>>18779472
By that logic whatever they’re serving at mcmurdo station must be terrific.

>> No.18780626

>>18779708
its thick soup

>> No.18781581

>>18780626
its not thick. its chunky

>> No.18781967

>>18779065
Shouldn't have told him. You telegraphed and were slow on the uptake. Why did you give him so much time to go get groceries and start cooking before you?

>> No.18781975

>>18779109
You are not a women, nor will you ever be. Lift some weights.

>> No.18781981

>>18779065
Garlic for Nachos?

>> No.18781986

>>18779065
Your brother was in the wrong.

>> No.18781995

>>18779708
Damn good is what it is

>> No.18782052

>>18779065
you can make nachos wherever you want.

>> No.18783469

ITT people how don't know how to make nachos and don't use garlic

>> No.18783772

>>18779065
You should kill him.

>> No.18783848

>>18779312
Sounds horrifying. I'll stick with my house, away from you lot, and I'll cook what and when I damn well please.

>> No.18783913

>>18779065
i wish my brothers cooked. be grateful anon

>> No.18783981

>>18779065
Well obviously you for being a faggot.

>> No.18784148

>>18779262
Maybe he doesn't share.

Why garlic for nachos? Never heard of that.

>> No.18784175

dude ,you can make "nachos" without garlic
relax
even without the garlic you can make nachos
what the fuck is wrong with you ?

>> No.18784200

>>18783848
Why did you feel the need to say that? It adds nothing.

>> No.18785007

>>18784175
Garlic is important to Mexican flavor

>> No.18785009

>>18784175
faggot brother spotted

>> No.18785137

>>18779069
fpbp despite being a weebfag

>> No.18785151

>>18784200
Don't worry about it. There's plenty of space here, unlike in your kitchen.

>> No.18785175

Pick the garlic out of his gumbo

>> No.18785187

Garlic in gumbo? No

>> No.18785193
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18785193

You are for wanting to eat shitty homemade nachos instead of gumbo
post nacho recipe, was it tortilla chips on a plate with cheese and salsa, microwaved?

>> No.18785846

>>18779543
Velveta doesn't come in slices

>> No.18786136

>>18779065
You both should go on Grindr and get TOPPED

>> No.18786154

You were a cuck for waiting. He used a shared resource and should have had the mindfulness to replace it. This would be resolved by not being collectivists.

>> No.18786294

>>18779065
>>told my brother I was making nachos
>sits on the couch for 3 hours while bro goes out to the store
>literally does nothing after saying he was making nachos

this sounds like an ESL moment. you weren't making nachos, you WANTED to make nachos. But because of your poor communication skills, your brother heard you say you were doing something that you weren't actually doing. then he did what he wanted without regard to your retarded, non-communicating ass because he's obviously a chad. Learn to fucking communicate, you retarded piece of shit. This was all your fault.

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>>18785846
Yes it does.

>> No.18786304

It seems like there was a lack of communication and consideration between you and your brother in this situation. It would have been helpful for your brother to let you know that he had used all the garlic while he was cooking his gumbo, so that you could have planned accordingly. Similarly, it would have been helpful for you to let your brother know that you needed the garlic for your nachos, so that he could have bought more at the store or saved some for you.

It's also not productive or helpful to resort to name-calling and insults during a disagreement. It might be more constructive to try to have a calm and respectful conversation about the issue, and work together to find a solution that works for both of you.

>> No.18786306

>>18779069
You, for pretending to be a woman when you will never be.

>> No.18786313

>>18779422
>he told his brother he was going to make nachos

actually no, he didn't. He told his brother "I'm making nachos." which is a different statement. his brother was obviously confused by a grown man, sitting on the couch like a slob, declaring that he was actively doing something that he very obviously was not doing. Bro probably assumed the retard was doing retarded roleplay shit and ignored him. Basically if OP the retarded knew how to actually talk to people, everything could have been avoided.

>> No.18786314

>>18786304
leave while you still can

>> No.18786336

>>18786314
I'm taking you all with me when I go.

>> No.18786407

>>18785151
But you're so lonely that you need to muster attention with irrelevant posts about yourself.

>> No.18786415

What a humilation. And you tell others of it? Haha must be a cuckold

>> No.18786538

what's it like having siblings?

>> No.18786562

Why the fuck didn't you make your nachos when you said you were? He had time to go to the store, buy his shit, and come back and you presumably hadn't even started.

>> No.18786577

>>18786538
Sexually tense. You both know you both want it but can never talk or act on it.

>> No.18786612

>>18779249
Kek

>> No.18786627
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18786627

>>18779565

>> No.18786635

>>18779065
You should have screamed," that's nacho garlic, bitch!" And then boxed his ears in.

>> No.18786684

I sure as hell want gumbo now. Fuck off with the shitty nachos.

>> No.18786743

how did your nachos turn out buddy? I like to make mine with beef, black beans, cheesy sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, pickled japs, sour cream and salsa on the side

>> No.18786841

>>18779069
>I'm gay and abrasive
yeah we know

>> No.18786950

>>18779065
you two need a spanking

>> No.18786965

>>18779109
>this is a-ACK

>> No.18786982

Just go to the kitchen and cook whatever the fuck you want the next time, even if the brother is there. If he gives you shit just throw his preps into the garbage. Then watch him do the same to your stuff. Then nobody fucking eats, but at least you didn't cuck out. Repeat until he cucks out and learns that cooperation is better.

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18786997

>>18786965
>>18781975

>> No.18787683

>>18786407
Nah, but let's not act like sharing a living space with strangers is a preferable alternative.

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18787894

>>18779065
If you don't ruin or spill out his gumbo you're a bitch. I'd piss right in his gumbo if it were me.

>> No.18787907
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18787907

You for flipping out and not correcting your brother's wrong ways.

>> No.18788003

>>18779065
Anon have a duel with kitchen knives, that way at least one of you dies.

>> No.18788014

>>18787907
Are those poop muffins?

>> No.18788411
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18788411

Do whitoids really put garlic in Nachos?

>> No.18788420

>>18788411
That may be the funniest thing abput the entire post. He actually killed his brother because he didn't save any garlic for his nachos.

>> No.18788527

>>18779069
>This

>> No.18788552

>>18779306
Oh wow, a dyed in the wool Biden supporter.
Ha Ha Ha

>> No.18788569

>>18779708
The whitest of the white posting here.....

>> No.18788585

>>18787894
Yet these faggots still keep posting frogs.
No way to kill them but we have to live with these fucking retards.
Frog-posters need to die.

>> No.18788589

>>18788585
you will never be a woman

>> No.18788591

>>18788411
Do black people post frogs, all day, every day?

>> No.18788601

>>18788591
Only octoroons post them daily.

>> No.18788602

>>18788589
Bitch, at what point did I say I was a woman?
Get off your tranny bike and get a fucking clue, not everyone lives in the arsehole state of America.

>> No.18788603

>can't share kitchen with brother
>can't communicate while he cooks
>can't prep before cooking
>can't make nachos without garlic
>doesn't own garlic powder
SORT your SHIT out retard

>> No.18788615

>>18788603
garlic powder isn't a substitute for garlic, anon

>> No.18788640

>>18779065
Garlic for nachos? You’re either majorly retarded or this is bait.

>> No.18788642

>>18788615
It's fucking nachos dude

>> No.18788652

>>18779069
KYS, paedophile autogynephile.

>> No.18788656

I basically had this exact same sort of situation happen with me and my younger brother multiple times, over years. Just basically him being incredibly selfish, never thinking of others, just in my opinion being a piece of shit. I could write out stories but I can't be bothered.

In the end what happened is I've just turned 32 and he's like 28 or something, haven't spoken to him in about 8 or 9 years. Didn't invite him to my weeding, he's never met his neieces or nephews. I don't even give a fuck what he's doing or where he is. He keeps in contact with my mother and I roundabout hear of him through her. That's it.

You don't pick who your family is but you can choose just to drop them from your life. I'm far better off for it.

>> No.18788673

>>18779065
You're both fuckheads for shouting over each other over garlic.

And nigga I fucking LOVE garlic.

>> No.18788683

>>18788569
Thanks for the compliment anon

>> No.18788717

you can carry your garlic that you need in your pocket so no one uses it

>> No.18788728

>>18788717
>>18788717
>>18788717
>>18788717
top 10 most based post ever made on the fourth channel.

>> No.18789050

>>18779065
why is your shirt brown? are you a brown shirt? what did OP mean by this? marge.

>> No.18789140

>>18779069
Cringe tranime spammer

>> No.18789163

>>18779065
>who was in the wrong here?
The frog poster is always in the wrong.

>> No.18789177

The Potion Seller

>> No.18789189

>>18779234
>op finished making his nachos