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An alien abducts you and tells you you're free to go once you prepare these for the alien to try, using human cooking techniques. It puts you into your kitchen and says you can use other ingredients too if you like.
what do you do?

>> No.18776096

>>18776092
Shove them up my ass and shit them into his mouth, as is the custom

>> No.18776098

hard boil

>> No.18776103

>>18776092
Soft boiled with a side of soldiers for dipping. Make a nice cup of builder's for him too.

>> No.18776105

>>18776092
bacon and cheese french omelette with salt and pepper

>> No.18776125

>>18776092
Over easy with a slice of toast.

>> No.18776144

I make a cake, just to be different
Idk if it means he's gonna kill or spare earth, or maybe tell other ayyliums about us and make us a popular tourist destination, but I might as well show him a recipe using lots of earth ingredients refined over thousands of years.

>> No.18776152

The heat of the rice cooks the egg

>> No.18776156

>>18776144
I was going to say cake as well.

>> No.18776167

>abducts you
>into your kitchen
That's not abduction. I'd demand to speak to a manager. I paid for an abduction and a cornholing, and by Judy Garland's slippers, I'll have them.

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>>18776167
the alien instead takes you in particular to this kitchen

>> No.18776184

Wait a minute. I'm abducted in my own kitchen?

>> No.18776196

>>18776184
you also get taken here
>>18776177

>> No.18776200

>>18776177
looks familiar, is this prey?

>> No.18776205

>>18776200
i googled alien kitchen and took one of the results

>> No.18776209

>>18776205
What else did you do?

>> No.18776212

>>18776209
uh I guess I took a sip of cran-pomegranate juice

>> No.18776222

>>18776212
Ugh.. Ew.. Ick.
I'll take the cran juice.

>> No.18776236

>>18776212
can i interest you in my cram-pomegranate juice?

>> No.18776240

>>18776236
sure

>> No.18776248

>>18776098
>>18776152
instantly vaporized by their atomic laser guns

>>18776096
>>18776103
>>18776105
>>18776125
>>18776144
>>18776156
Made ambassador of Earth

>> No.18776266

>>18776200
>>18776205
think it might be Alien Isolation.

white squares with rounded edges.

>> No.18776273

3 egg omelet with onion flakes, seasoned salt, real bacon bits, parsley flakes, garlic powder, and pepper. put a slice of kraft american cheese when i fold it up mmm mmm good

>> No.18776463

>>18776273
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda gay

>> No.18776707
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18776707

I’d fix him a Western Omelette

>> No.18776763

>>18776092
Scrambled eggs, cold start, sunflower oil and corn starch.
Sea salt, pepper.

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18776803

>>18776092
Here in New Jersey we call them Space Fags. Every so often they show up in Weehawken, or someplace like that, with this Intergalactic Egg Challenge shit. So we serve up a basic, Newark-level pork roll, egg, and cheese on a Kaiser roll and those gay grays can't even take a proper bite with their tiny underdeveloped alien mandibles. Like, even reptilians can handle that bro! You better phone home, ET bitch! By this point we're chugging Genny Cream and blasting classic Springsteen and just bust a gut laughing at those low-gravity losers as their huge hollow black eyes shed tears of defeat. This ain't Area 51, nerds! We yell a bunch of racial slurs into their universal translators and kick those saucer-monkeys to the orbital curb.

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>>18776803

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>>18776092
Make cheeseburger, fry an egg. Put egg on top of burger

>> No.18776851

>>18776835
curse you! you've doomed us all!

>> No.18776937

>>18776807
Kotoura anime was better than the manga
Final 2 episodes sucked though

>> No.18776938

I make him the egg, bacon, and cheese burritos I make for myself every morning.

>> No.18776948

Gordon Ramsay's Scrambled Eggs!

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18777045

Century egg.