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[. No.18775189]

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[Anonymous No.18775202]

I like scrambled eggs and I don't get stuck on rpgs. I get stuck on metroidvanias

[Anonymous No.18775224]

all true for me, a real gamer

[Anonymous No.18775264]

>>18775189
who orders just eggs at a restaurant?
>videogame analogies
a manchild made this picture

[Anonymous No.18775276]

>>18775189
What kind of retarded image is this?

[Anonymous No.18775281]

>>18775189
I say those things and mean those other things.

[Anonymous No.18775305]

>>18775189
i like sunny side up over a bed of hashbrowns and sausage because that yolk is yummy

[Anonymous No.18775314]

>>18775189
Where are the basted eggs on this shitty half-assed list?

[Anonymous No.18775322]

>>18775189
What if you don't like eggs and just get bacon/hashbrowns/sausage on the rare occasions you go out for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.18775367]

>>18775189
This is incomprehensible. It's nonsensical and seems like a joke, but there are no punchlines.

[Anonymous No.18775369]

>>18775264
You know you can order other items with your eggs, ne?
Also, I guess I'm a 5-year-old cartoon-watching shit-RPG-player.

[Anonymous No.18775377]

>>18775369
Not them but no, I don't know of any situation where you order eggs other than at a greasy spoon, and you're not going to get a fucking eggs benedict at a greasy spoon are you.

[Anonymous No.18775436]

>>18775377

[Anonymous No.18775464]

>>18775189
>accusing people of being immature when your bases of comparison come from children's games
CringingRacistFrog.jpg

[Anonymous No.18775485]

>>18775369
How the fuck does a raw egg take 2 minutes??? It takes a second to crack an egg.

[Anonymous No.18775631]

>>18775189
you got eggs benedict wrong.
the correct is as follows:
>i'm a fucking horrible person and addicted to everything that tastes like fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.18775945]

>>18775189
Sunny side up may be true if you're not ordering it with toast. Runny yolk on toast is absolutely god tier.

[Anonymous No.18776280]

>>18775305
Absolutely patrician
I prefer over easy, tho

[Anonymous No.18776287]

>>18775485
That's the optimal resting time.

[Anonymous No.18776347]

>>18775305
>>18775945
Over easy (good) has a runny yolk. Sunny side up (disgusting) has a runny yolk and mostly uncooked egg whites. If I wanted raw egg whites I would order a whiskey sour.

[Anonymous No.18776403]

>>18775369
>Raw
>2 minutes
Bruh it's fucking raw as is

[Anonymous No.18776407]

>>18775189
So you can't order eggs in any way without being insulted? Fuck off you neckbeard low t fuck, I'll face fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18776412]

>>18776403
Yeah, it's raw so it doesn't need to rest as long.

[Anonymous No.18776796]

>>18775485
>>18776403
You're just giving it a moment to take the chill off.

[Anonymous No.18776813]

>What people post on /fit/: OP pic
>What they actually mean: I am a massive faggot with AIDS

[Anonymous No.18776815]

>>18775189
These personality associations with how people order their eggs seem like a stretch.

[Anonymous No.18776822]

>>18775369
Bro, by the time 12+ minutes have passed, my eggs are going to be cold. I'm only letting eggs sit on the plate long enough to season them and shred some cheese over the top and then they're going in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.18776928]

>>18775189
I order Eggs Florentine with cheese added
I'm exactly the sort of person you'd expect me to be

[Anonymous No.18777068]

>>18775189
Which one is the right one to pick here?

[Anonymous No.18777079]

>>18776822
Seems like you need to hide the taste of eggs. Maybe you shouldn't eat them.

[Anonymous No.18777095]

>>18775377
You can get eggs benedict at Wetherspoons here, the main chain pub and beloved provider of expansive breakfasts for tradies everywhere

I tried it once, it wasn't very good. I only had it because they were somehow "Out" of scrambled eggs but not fried eggs, so they either literally just microwave scrambled eggs there or don't teach anyone how to cook eggs other than fried

[Anonymous No.18777098]

>>18776822
>>18775485
how new are you?

[Anonymous No.18777103]

How do I order my eggs if I want them to know I really mean we should kill all niggers and kikes RaHoWa NOW

[Anonymous No.18777105]

>>18775189
Damn, this guy really hates eggs.

[Anonymous No.18777188]

>>18775189
omellete

[Anonymous No.18777526]

>>18775377
>I don't know of any situation where you order eggs other than at a greasy spoon
how about a hotel?

[Anonymous No.18777553]

>>18775189

[Anonymous No.18777615]

>>18777526
What about one?
I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but all the hotels I've been at have either been basic cheap places or they've had menus with clear choices. You're not asked "how would you like your eggs".

[Anonymous No.18777663]

>>18777615
i stay mostly at mid tier places and think it's pretty common to have a buffet with a cook somewhere for the fresh stuff like eggs

[Anonymous No.18777784]

>>18777615
And those menus with clear choices never include eggs Benedict?

[Anonymous No.18777795]

>>18776407
>I'll face fuck you.
haha oh nooo...

[Anonymous No.18777800]

>>18777663
Buffets, sure, but I've never encountered the idea of there being a cook somewhere who'll just rustle up some eggs for you in my life.
>>18777784
You've misunderstood me. Ordering specific meals off a menu is not what the OP is describing. I have only ever seen eggs benedict be an option on menus. When a waiter asks you "and how would you like your eggs done?", nobody answers "eggs benedict please", because that would be psychotic.

[Anonymous No.18777825]

just cook it sunny side up with a lid on the pan, you won't fuck it up from flipping it and the top cooks

[Anonymous No.18777983]

>>18777800
>there being a cook somewhere who'll just rustle up some eggs for you in my life
sometimes they are a bit hidden but it should be pretty standard for decent quality buffets especially in larger hotels
how else would you get eggs and other freshly cooked items at a buffet?

[Anonymous No.18778016]

>>18775369
yes I always wait 20 minutes before eating my cold omelette

[Anonymous No.18778032]

>>18775202
>metroidvanias
The proper term is Willyvania

[Anonymous No.18778033]

>>18777079
You don't season anything? Maybe you shouldn't eat that stuff

[Anonymous No.18778058]

>>18777079
Posts like these always baffle me.

[Anonymous No.18778335]

>>18776347
If you can't make a sunny side up egg that has crispy whites and a runny yolk you don't belong on this board.

[Anonymous No.18778454]

>>18775189
based bennedict and poached chads

[Anonymous No.18778464]

>>18777103

[Anonymous No.18778477]

>>18775189
any place asking how you want your eggs is not going to have eggs benedict or poached eggs

[Anonymous No.18778490]

>>18778477
Anon, what do you think a poached egg is?

[Anonymous No.18778513]

Every diner "over-xxx" egg I've ever had was actually sunny-side up.
I think they do that because it looks better.

[Anonymous No.18778547]

>>18778490
something a diner isn't going to make
the waitress will call you a fag and laugh

[Anonymous No.18778554]

>>18778477
Horrible. Every new thing I learn about America makes it sound worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.18778587]

>>18778554
>Every new thing I learn about America
He's completely wrong. I've been to plenty of places that serve poached/Benedict style and still ask how you want your eggs.

>>18778547
>the waitress will call you a fag and laugh
Maybe this happens to you mostly because of how you're dressed, hmmmm cowboy?

[Anonymous No.18779292]

>>18777800
Nothing in the OP said anything specifically about the waiter asking you how you want them. It’s said how you order them. You are fucking retarded and should be shot.

[Anonymous No.18780132]

>>18779292
ESL

[Anonymous No.18780139]

>>18775189
haha too funny! so real hahaha!

[Anonymous No.18780148]

>>18780132
Very useful observation, thanks anon. People from non-english speaking countries shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

[Anonymous No.18780172]

>>18775377
I dotl that frequently

[Anonymous No.18780238]

>>18775189
Over medium for me, and I dip my bacon n' toast in it.

[Anonymous No.18780242]

>>18778335
Sunny side up isn't flipped. How would you crisp whites that never touch direct heat?

[Anonymous No.18780246]

>>18775305
Great pick. Love you, anon.

[Anonymous No.18780265]

>>18780246
love you too, anon

[Anonymous No.18780292]

>>18778554
He's full of shit, and you are too probably.

[Anonymous No.18780312]

>>18776347
its super easy to cook a sunny side up without having uncooked egg whites, i do like over easy too

[Anonymous No.18780317]

>>18775189
>eating eggs

Enjoy your chicken period eggfags
i'll be over here enjoying my low cholesterol

[Anonymous No.18780338]

Browned omelette please, 3 eggs, french spiced

[Anonymous No.18780692]

>>18775189
I'm coining the phrase "soft fried" to circumvent all this horseshit

[Anonymous No.18780705]

>>18777079
Maybe you should just eat chocolate for dinner every night then, stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.18781061]

>>18780242
>Sunny side up isn't flipped. How would you crisp whites that never touch direct heat?
Not him, but:
a) use excess butter and spoon some over the whites.
b) add a splash of water and cover the pan.

I'm not sure just how crispy he likes them, but this works for what I'm shooting for.

[Anonymous No.18781064]

>>18776347
>mostly uncooked egg whites.
Only of you don't cook them.

[Anonymous No.18781074]

>>18780317
>Enjoy your chicken period eggfags
>implying chickens are mammals

>>18780317
>enjoying my low cholesterol
>I haven't read anything about nutrition since 1993.

[Anonymous No.18781103]

>>18775189
Sunny side up or over easy for me. I like hard boiled but those are mostly for snacking.

[Anonymous No.18781157]

>>18775189
I like sunny side up and I like looks of sunny side up in a cartoons.