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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:28:03 2023 No.18774387 [Reply] [Original]

Am I doing this right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:48:28 2023 No.18774448 funny as fuck, got a vid link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:04:30 2023 No.18774498 >>18774387 Based and jackpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:16:12 2023 No.18774530 >>18774387 Not black enough you racist fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:22:12 2023 No.18774553 File: 1.33 MB, 1698x1386, Screenshot_20220804-002140 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's too powerful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:26:45 2023 No.18774561 he cracks the eggs open the way he hits an egg with another one, is it genius or idiotic? it seems to work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:58:32 2023 No.18774678 >>18774561 it's pretty good. his mother taught him that and now he teaches the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:07:09 2023 No.18774702 >>18774387 yes, you're posting a ja/ck/ thread correctly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:10:44 2023 No.18774711 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, noway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you laugh at him but can you make an ananas fly? No? then shut up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:13:19 2023 No.18774721 >>18774678 but when he is cracking the last egg he has no other egg to hit it to, so he just smacks it with his hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:39:16 2023 No.18774821 >>18774448 general tso's chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:40:42 2023 No.18774826 File: 123 KB, 640x368, Sneed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18774561 >>18774678 >>18774721 blocks ur path

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:42:01 2023 No.18774830 >>18774387 Is that peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:42:03 2023 No.18774832 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 1649030592714.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:42:38 2023 No.18774835 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, 1647456742216.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18774721 >>18774826 lol he just fucking punches it like a barbarian

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:46:02 2023 No.18774857 >>18774830 He tried to make a cornstarch slurry, but he accidentally made a non-newtonian fluid. Obviously, that didn't stop him from coating his chicken with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:47:16 2023 No.18774862 >>18774835 that was a sensible knock, sometimes he just uses hammer fist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:50:58 2023 No.18774879 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo&t=279s here it is, it's like handing a mirror to an amazonian tribe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:51:14 2023 No.18774882 >>18774832 Is he really this fucking retarded? If anything, he should be using it THE OTHER FUCKING WAY. How is it not obvious to this dipshit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 22:56:10 2023 No.18774903 >>18774882 He is not good with shapes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:01:31 2023 No.18774920 File: 2.98 MB, 768x432, 1666143261624285.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18774882 do not overestimate ja/ck/'s intelligence or common sense

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:05:42 2023 No.18774931 >>18774882 strokes have long lasting impact on the brain

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:08:47 2023 No.18774944 >>18774920 I like how he doesnt even try and stop it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:10:15 2023 No.18774948 >>18774944 no point man the rain will wash it away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:59:57 2023 No.18775113 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, 1465506052225.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18774920

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:01:29 2023 No.18775117 >>18775113 now THAT'S a big boy bite

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:02:24 2023 No.18775120 >>18774553 Any more Guy tips?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:03:40 2023 No.18775128 >>18775120 >#17 NEVER sharpen your knives

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:08:20 2023 No.18775147 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1452243471799.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone ever used these?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:08:24 2023 No.18775148 >>18774920 Did he even heat the grill much,

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:55:51 2023 No.18775333 >>18775147 I bought some just because of jacks video and they were garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:01:58 2023 No.18775348 >>18774931 sit down before i tell you this but that was pre-stroke

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:02:04 2023 No.18775349 >>18775333 and he made them look good did he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:14:39 2023 No.18775417 File: 437 KB, 1280x720, oil nice and cold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18775148 of course not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:20:46 2023 No.18775439 File: 2.83 MB, 1920x1080, Oh N.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18775417 >Oh N

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:57:05 2023 No.18775612 >>18775147 If you need these you didn't cook it right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 01:59:18 2023 No.18775627 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, 1648654577661.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:08:00 2023 No.18775659 >>18774920 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:31:40 2023 No.18775762 >>18775627 mmmmmmmm salmonella

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 06:04:58 2023 No.18776480 >>18775627 just microwave it 30 seconds and it'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 06:07:03 2023 No.18776486 >>18774387 yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 10:37:51 2023 No.18776974 >>18774387 kino

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 15:43:42 2023 No.18777595 >>18775417 if you plan to splash a spoon of oil like he does it better be cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 17:43:59 2023 No.18777900 >>18775417 >>18775439 Why is he so afraid of hot oil? Did he burn his hands as a kid with some oil backsplash?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 19:24:53 2023 No.18778220 File: 2.07 MB, 1920x1080, Dicking with Jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18777900 >Why is he so afraid of hot oil? Ja/ck/ has two modes of cooking, ice cold and twisted burner psychopath

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 02:56:43 2023 No.18779795 >>18777900 I vaguely recall a video saying he got burnt a little bit from hot oil, but that's not really surprising considering how he just fucking tosses shit into oil without any regard for backsplash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 03:04:29 2023 No.18779810 >>18774920 >co-worker invites you to barbecue >starts doing this at the grill >>18775627 terrifying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 03:09:19 2023 No.18779825 File: 21 KB, 317x267, 385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18774920 Every day I see the new funniest jack webm i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:19:17 2023 No.18780000 >>18774387 that's just the consistency it's supposed to be by the way, in case you didn't know. the Chinese chefs just know that they can't force the meat into it so they just toss it in and let them sink by itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:23:43 2023 No.18780004 >>18774387 non newtonian fluid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 04:24:51 2023 No.18780010 >>18780004 >non newtonian fluid? it is a fluid mechanics concept https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 06:26:58 2023 No.18780318 >>18775417 I don't understand why he didn't drop it away from himself or just grab the top portion with his finger tips then lay it down. Why did he even drop it in the first place? Why not just use a utensil to place it

Anonymous Sat Jan 7 06:30:23 2023 No.18780330

>>18780318
First, there is way too much oil in the pan
Second, the oil isn't at all hot enough to sear
Third, Ja/ck/ is mildly retarded and getting worse with vascular dementia
I don't add oil until after I throw some water in the pan and see them skipping around via the Leidenfrost effect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 09:05:12 2023 No.18780667 >>18775627 Look at how juicy it is!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:01:57 2023 No.18781483 jack webms never get old

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 15:10:14 2023 No.18781503 >>18775147 >Anyone ever used these? on an undercooked pork loin? never

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 16:17:22 2023 No.18781633 >>18781503 >undercooked i bet you dont even like steak that isnt well done

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 17:11:50 2023 No.18781767 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1665026812017264.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 18:00:57 2023 No.18781919 >>18781767 >Taking out the little fat bit. SON OF A WHORE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 7 23:54:44 2023 No.18783187 >>18781633 Silence cooklet. If you had a clue how to properly cook meat then you would see that piece in the vid is clearly undercooked. The fat and connective tissue are not even broken down, that's why the plastic claws can't shred it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 01:06:06 2023 No.18783458 >>18783187 I always thought the reason that webm is funny was because the meat which should be falling apart on its own is failing to do so even when using the claws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 03:15:00 2023 No.18783916 File: 2.65 MB, 1920x1080, 1649030538836.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18783187 >>18783458

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 03:15:47 2023 No.18783920 Anybody have the jack webm where he cuts a wooden spoon with a knife for some reason then complains that the knife is defective?

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