/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18768435]

What's your favorite movie snack

[Anonymous No.18768451]

A movie is best enjoyed without snacks

[Anonymous No.18768472]

>going to the movies
I don't watch movies.

[Anonymous No.18768473]

popcorn and a soda is my go-to. op's popcorn needs some salt in those layers though, and less butter oil please. fat guy can obviously find joy in a little physical mastery, shame he hasn't found it in something more physical and lose some weight

[Anonymous No.18768484]

>>18768435
>movie snack
a pint of soyoil

[Anonymous No.18768560]

>>18768435
I don't eat or drink when I go to a theatre, however, I would love popcorn from that guy.

[Anonymous No.18768588]

>>18768435
Autism be damned my boy can work a butter bar

[Anonymous No.18768593]

>>18768435
That poor, tortured bastard. It's like you can see the shreds of his soul dying in his eyes.

[Anonymous No.18768677]

>>18768435
this man loves his job

[Anonymous No.18768689]

>>18768435
I want this chad to seed me so bad it hurts bros!

[Anonymous No.18768701]

>>18768435
i'd bring in slurpees whole bags of bugels and sour skittles
it was a different time clothes were bigger back then

[Anonymous No.18768705]

>>18768593
stop projecting how you feel onto him

[Anonymous No.18768706]

>>18768472
You never watch movies at all, or you don’t go to theaters?

[Anonymous No.18768713]

>>18768435
Reeses pieces

[Anonymous No.18768719]

>>18768435
Not gonna lie, that was kinda neat how that fat fuck did that.

[Anonymous No.18768724]

>>18768689
That thing's tits are so big that I thought it was a woman at first.
It probably hasn't seen its dick in so long that it probably forgot it was there

[Anonymous No.18768734]

Gotta get the hot buttred popcorn every time.

For something sweet, gotta go with gummy bearrs

And always a big pink lemonade

[Anonymous No.18768738]

>>18768435
popcorn with flavacol and beer

[Anonymous No.18769189]

rum. i've always wanted someone to ask me what the flask in my pocket is because i feel like it would be hilarious to respond that it's just my gun.

[Anonymous No.18769244]

>>18768435
beans

[Anonymous No.18769254]

>>18768724
I think you would greatly enjoy Jazz Jennings threads on /tv/
Check those out

[Anonymous No.18769316]

popcorn and an icee (red or coca cola flavor depends how i'm feeling). if it's a really long movie i might get some nerds rope as well.

i've had pizza and hot dogs at movies before, and while the ones i had were actually pretty good, dealing with the oily mess that's left afterwards is a bit too much of an inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.18769321]

>>18768435
The pint of fireball I snuck in and poured into my Dr pepper.

[Anonymous No.18769389]

>>18768593
He tricked the devil into leaving a shred of his soul for insane talent at the popcorn stand.

[Anonymous No.18769398]

>>18768435
theaters don't sell anything i like so i don't get anything there

i usually have a big bowl of whole food plant based slop when watching movies at home

[Anonymous No.18769442]

>>18769321
Good man

[Anonymous No.18769454]

>>18768435
Who the fuck still goes to the movies?

[Anonymous No.18769473]

>>18768435
I dunno, I think my man Robert does it better. This guy is pretty stingy with the butter

[Anonymous No.18769742]

>>18768435
Why does he keep putting the popcorn under a soap dispenser?

[Anonymous No.18769759]

>>18768435

[Anonymous No.18769762]

god, fast food "showmen" are so sad

[Anonymous No.18769765]

>>18769742
it's a hydrogenated soybean sludge dispenser

[Anonymous No.18770785]

i snuck in mcdonald's with my gf when we saw avatar 2. i also got popcorn. shit was so cash

[Anonymous No.18770825]

arby's

[Anonymous No.18770896]

>>18768435
Fat people shouldnt be allowed to work in view of customers, ruins the experience.

[Anonymous No.18770971]

>>18768484
>serving size 14g
>total fat 14g
Do they really?

[Anonymous No.18771490]

>>18769759
why only get part of the finger cheesey?

[Anonymous No.18771500]

>>18768435
These and then before I leave to dump the shells on the floor to ensure the waiges have something to clean up and help guarantee their job security

[Anonymous No.18771505]

not even sure if these are a thing anymore

[Anonymous No.18771610]

>>18768435
Coworkers probably think this guy is the fucking man.

[Anonymous No.18771615]

Licorice

[Anonymous No.18771619]

>>18768435
Large Sprite and a Large popcorn with a minute pour under the butter nozzle then sprinkled shake sprinkle shake with salt. Once half the bag is gone go back for a 30 second butter pour and another salting

[Anonymous No.18771625]

I fucking hate fat people so much

[Anonymous No.18771659]

>>18768435
This kid looks like my uncles adopted son who died from a blood clot in his leg that went to his heart.

[Anonymous No.18771669]

>>18768435
Baked potato with sour cream.

[Anonymous No.18771673]

>>18771610
he is the man.

pathologically self-conscious zoomers are afraid of showing effort because they don't want to reveal how mediocre their peaks are. so they make fun of people who take pride in their work like popcorn man

don't be a hater!

[Anonymous No.18771682]

>>18768435
this guy is so fucking lame. why are people supporting him?

[Anonymous No.18771699]

I used to love those butter dispensers that you could use to put butter on popcorn yourself. I used to buy a soda, chug it down, then fill the cup with butter topping. All the joy of movie theater popcorn without the expensive popcorn

[Anonymous No.18771702]

outta the way faggots

[Anonymous No.18771703]

>>18771682
because he's expressing himself and showing pride in his work in a way that's rare in the jaded, insular, narcissistic consumerist culture that has taken over the world

[Anonymous No.18771712]

>>18768593
He likes his job, do you?

[Anonymous No.18771713]

>>18771703
its gay

[Anonymous No.18771717]

>>18771713
you're just insecure

[Anonymous No.18771721]

>>18768435
Twizzlers
dunno if it was just the movie theater I used to go to, but their popcorn always used to give me stomach aches and soured me on the whole thing even though I don't go to that one anymore

[Anonymous No.18771819]

When I am forced to go to a movie theater I usually just get a bucket of beer. Usually Shiner.

[Anonymous No.18771864]

>>18769254
I would not like that at all and I don't see why you think I would.

[Anonymous No.18771869]

Be human
>I am perfectly fine

Be human at cinema
>I absolutely must continuously snack for the next 2 hours

Why are they like this?
Why can't I just enjoy the movie without needing to listening to the noises of chewing and crackling food packaging?

[Anonymous No.18772335]

>>18768435
Pretzel bites drenched in butter. So good.

[Anonymous No.18772352]

>>18768435
When me and the lads go out for a movie, I usually have a little bottle of whiskey

[Anonymous No.18772373]

>>18771869
>Why can't I just enjoy the movie without needing to listening to the noises of chewing and crackling food packaging?
Back in my day (I'm a boomer) we had these things called 4k Blu Ray discs that you could put in a fancy mechanical device and it would send a magical digital signal to my big screen tv, and you could watch high quality movies at home without being bothered by scumbags.
Also, unlike at the movie theater, you basically buy a ticket (the disc itself) once, and then you can watch the show an unlimited amount of times!

[Anonymous No.18772481]

these little naggers right here. i don't know if they even sell them in theaters anymore lol

[Anonymous No.18772662]

>>18768435
Large McDonald's french fries or a Taco Bell nachos bell grande and a soda. McDonalds is less than a 5 minute walk from my local theater and taco bell is practically next door.

[Anonymous No.18774477]

>>18768484
literally all our food is soy now what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18774490]

>>18768701
But anon think of the profits, you can't just eat your own food!

[Anonymous No.18774597]

>>18768435
While watching a film, I enjoy suckling on a black man's engorged penis. My preferred variants are large (greater than 12 inches in length, and 8 inches in girth). Absent the requisite penii, I will opt for some popcorn, preferably topped with butter and semen.

[Anonymous No.18774610]

>>18771505
looks noisy as fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.18774612]

>>18768484
>soyoil
>not soyl
Step it up.

[Anonymous No.18774687]

>>18771500
>David

[Anonymous No.18775205]

>>18768677
They probably pay in butter and syrup.

[Anonymous No.18775260]

I always sneak in those little bottles of wine - usually a barefoot brand, mostly reds.
And either reese's pieces or snow caps.

[Anonymous No.18775344]

For me, there's nothing better.

[Anonymous No.18775371]

>>18768435
crab legs

[Anonymous No.18775405]

>>18768435
vodka

[Anonymous No.18776215]

>>18768484
>>18768435
idk why you'd ever get oil on your popcorn

Theaters already use butter salt which is delicious and doesn't make your popcorn soggy and nasty

[Anonymous No.18776262]

My go to kinoplex snacks. I sneak in the drink and cookie dough bites, of course. I pay the outrageous price for popcorn because that's harder to sneak in and I like their carcinogenic flavacol

[Anonymous No.18776264]

>>18771500
>don't spit out shells
>collect shells neatly in cup or napkin
>then dump them out
based lawful evil

[Anonymous No.18776363]

>>18776264
Now You've got me thinking of an alignment chart for sunflower shells.

>Lawful Good
Storing them and using it for birdfeed / gardening
>Lawful Netural
Leaving them for someone else to clean up
>Lawful Evil
Spit shells back into the bag
>Neutral Good
Storing them in a cup and throwing it away.
>True Neutral
Spitting out the shells onto the ground
>Neutral Evil
Sucking off the flavor, spitting out the seed whole
>Chaotic Good
Putting them in your pocket
>Chaotic Neutral
Swallowing the shells
>Chaotic Evil
Spitting them out to hit people

[Anonymous No.18776689]

>>18770896
fat women maybe. fat men have way more positive character than regular men because they have to learn how to be funny and personable since they have nothing else to fall back on.

[Anonymous No.18776703]

>implying anything can top this
God-tier for sure, but what comes close?

[Anonymous No.18776735]

>>18768484
>Industrial Popcorn and its Future
Buttered popcorn never really existed in nature, it's pure technoslop and all attempts to recreate it with natural ingredients fail: you need to use a ton of butter to flavor a single bowl, and the result is always soggy, rapidly cold, and probably contains more calories than the fake shiz anyway. Movie theater popcorn has always been horribly unhealthy, but it presses all the monkey brain buttons, it's difficult to recreate at home, and thus is the only snack worth paying for at the extortionate theater prices. If I'm not buying the authentic theater popcorn, with all the wonderful fat and sodium goysludge, then I'm buying a packet of Skittles at 7-Eleven and cramming them up my arse individually to successfully sneak past the IMAX bouncer with his red velour vest and his glowing air-traffic control dildo.

[Anonymous No.18776748]

>>18768435
Taco Bell bean burritos stuffed into my pockets.