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Anonymous Tue Jan 3 19:46:53 2023 No.18767228 [Reply] [Original]

is this a meme?
how is this better than regular water?

Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:20:21 2023 No.18767350

>>18767228
It comes in aluminum cans, which is nice. I like the carbonated (black & gold can). I find that having the carbonated water reduced cravings for other carbonated beverages like beer and soda. Nothing particularly special about it other than marketing, though. Funny meme, hydrating water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:43:08 2023 No.18767413 >>18767228 It's from the alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:44:38 2023 No.18767419 >>18767228 Their mission statement is to give men who are trying to stay sober a appealing can that doesn't feel emasculating. It's literally Swiss alcoholic copium. Respectable but also sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:47:43 2023 No.18767434 i like the mineral water

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:51:04 2023 No.18767439 >>18767228 Bottled water is a meme, canned even more so

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:51:44 2023 No.18767441 my favorite podcasters drink it so I must also

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 20:51:46 2023 No.18767442 >>18767439 thats literally it. i bought a can of water once because its fucking water in a can and thats silly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 21:34:32 2023 No.18767574 >>18767228 What the price for one can? I get 10 liter of natural carbonated mineral water for 3€

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 21:37:56 2023 No.18767583 >>18767419 Liar liquiddeath.com/pages/manifesto

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 23:03:24 2023 No.18767849 >>18767228 the aluminum can is better than a water bottle but all the marketing is gay and satanic and they own tony hawk's soul and won't give it back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 23:11:25 2023 No.18767872 >>18767849 >SaTAnIc 90s moms want their scapegoat back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 3 23:36:31 2023 No.18767925 File: 2.48 MB, 1832x894, mrpicklesAIDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18767228 hyper meme, didn't realize how cancer their website was, who willingly works with the fags who made Mr Pickles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:49:01 2023 No.18768151 >>18767583 >manifesto Uhhh these are only written by chuds who plan on shooting something up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:52:05 2023 No.18768166 File: 58 KB, 540x667, 1672657185783848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] costs the exact same as any other bottled/canned water in my country sooo? who fuckin cares?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:21:01 2023 No.18768556 >>18767228 It's water for the kind of insecure beta male faggots who "refuse to eat soy" despite constantly unknowingly eating soy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:23:21 2023 No.18768568 >>18767872 every time i see satan on sadpanda he's taking it up the pooper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:26:44 2023 No.18768577 I remember seeing the cans at 711, and based on the name and skull art alone, assumed it was some cheap, shitty malt liquor. It's an unbelievably stupid brand name for water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:32:51 2023 No.18768595 >>18767849 you know aluminum cans have plastic linings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:12:29 2023 No.18768736 >>18767228 It's a can, no plastic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:17:27 2023 No.18768752 >>18768736 See >>18768595

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:56:31 2023 No.18768884 >>18768595 This. Otherwise everything in a can would have that awful aluminum taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:07:35 2023 No.18768916 >>18768752 It's a can, it's made of metal that's why it's recyclable duh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:08:19 2023 No.18768921 >>18768916 It's lined with plastic, all cans are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:09:09 2023 No.18768923 >>18768921 Okay and gold plated is lined with gold but it's still trash

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:22:36 2023 No.18768960

>>18767350
>I find that having the carbonated water reduced cravings for other carbonated beverages like beer and soda.
In terms of the net health benefits, depending on how excessively you drank sweetened beverages (and others whom this may have helped in the regard), this may have been a large net financial windfall for you.
>Nothing particularly special about it other than marketing, though. Funny meme, hydrating water.
Good that you're self-aware. As long as your budget to buy your kids Brawn-O doesn't take away from that for their school books, we're all entitled to a little silliness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:41:45 2023 No.18769004 >>18768577 thats the point, it supposed to look like a beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:49:23 2023 No.18769022 >>18768151 most honorable ur-chud Marx. think he also liked sparkling water due to his german breeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:50:52 2023 No.18769025 >>18768577 >>18769004 >It's an unbelievably stupid brand name for water. Introducing FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER!-brand toothpaste -- now with tartar control! >4 out of 5 dentists recommend FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:27:30 2023 No.18769112 >>18767350 >he doesnt know about topo chico rofl ok dude youre all fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:29:20 2023 No.18769123 Topo Chico is hipster trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 17:20:07 2023 No.18770450 File: 967 KB, 2560x2560, 1672301809041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine drinking this hipster garbage when the world has already been blessed by the perfect seltzer.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:11:33 2023 No.18770768
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>>18769112
I know about topo chico, i'm white though, so I cant drink your jungle monkey carbonated water. Liquid Death appeals to my aryan senses, and costs more too, to keep the riff raff from buying it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:56:34 2023 No.18770882 File: 554 KB, 1170x1147, 1DD05318-46B0-4231-B9D9-D90CE3BA9F56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moggs all of your water

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:03:47 2023 No.18770902 File: 128 KB, 500x638, 1672862609551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18770768 >costs more too, to keep the riff raff from buying it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:08:45 2023 No.18770913 >>18767228 >buy it at a concert thinking it’s beer since it was 9 fucking dollars >it’s water I was pretty drunk so I needed water anyway but how dare they

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:10:04 2023 No.18770915 >>18767228 >Liquid Death Whats with all these products with tryhard XTREME titles and why do people buy them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:11:07 2023 No.18770917 >>18767350 >It comes in aluminum cans, which is nice Enjoy your Alzheimer's

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:11:17 2023 No.18770918 >>18770882 sounds refreshing, I'll take one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:46:39 2023 No.18771438 >>18770882 I don't like flavored sparkling water, just give me plain

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:55:22 2023 No.18771475 File: 174 KB, 1600x900, new york celtzer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are all faggots who dont know the true OG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:56:30 2023 No.18771481 >>18768921 It isn't. They aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:57:50 2023 No.18771489 >>18768884 I love aluminium flavor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:00:35 2023 No.18771491 >>18771489 I'm not sure if aluminium is part of a healthy diet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:02:00 2023 No.18771495 >>18771491 nah but micro plastics are

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:53:43 2023 No.18771652

>>18767228
Liquid Death is approved by the worlds only water Sommelier Martin Riese. He says its a natural spring water with more naturally occuring electrolytes than other sold water brands. Most other store bottles water is highly processed tap water.
https://youtu.be/wvRRNZ2LZCY?t=89

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:32:52 2023 No.18771755 >>18771652 >Liquid Death is approved by the worlds only water Sommelier Martin Riese >water Sommelier we haver been giving too much room to this kind of faggots, stop, its time for a massive wipe out of this faggots around the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:33:24 2023 No.18771756 File: 132 KB, 500x282, 1214253859843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18771652 >water sommelier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:34:44 2023 No.18771762 >>18767872 The satanic panic was 100% right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:38:30 2023 No.18771771 >>18771755 >>18771756 he based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWzh7qV6Y0&ab_channel=MartinRiese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:39:59 2023 No.18771777 >>18767413 >alps* lower alps, apparently isn't anything special according to the water brand that sells water from the "higher alps"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:40:57 2023 No.18771784 >>18771771 oops i meant to link this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Do2gfqtySk&ab_channel=MartinRiese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:42:54 2023 No.18771792 >>18771762 God we really have come full circle. Edgy internet teens are now pearl clutching old women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:51:02 2023 No.18771816 >>18771475 No thanks queer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:01:34 2023 No.18771847 File: 26 KB, 360x340, IMG_1478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18771475 >new york seltzer >it's just soda why

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:03:26 2023 No.18771851
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It's literally just regular water with a bit of a metallic flavor to it because of the can. Don't be deceived into thinking it's anything but regular water. Now me, i prefer fiji water because i like how the bottle looks and it tastes better than death water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:04:28 2023 No.18771852 >>18771851 The texture of fiji water is unreal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:05:08 2023 No.18771853 File: 61 KB, 713x611, 1624244380724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18771851 >Now me, i prefer fiji water because i like how the bottle looks an honest retard, i like you anon

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 05:53:18 2023 No.18772434

>>18770913
Ha. Something like this happened to me. It was really hard to get a beer and I saw people buying these things with minimal line so I thought I had hit the jackpot. I realized before I bought it that it was water but I still kind of felt like they pulled a switch-a-roo on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 13:56:52 2023 No.18773323 File: 145 KB, 800x800, Topo-Chico-Mineral-Water-12oz-Desktop[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18767228 Exact same thing as this shit: just a meme. It's just water. But people pay for it, because it looks fancy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 13:59:28 2023 No.18773329 File: 88 KB, 640x800, D9dtUvHW4AA1u-C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18767849 Wait Did they really steal Tony Hawk's soul? As if Society hasn't treated him bad enough already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 14:08:47 2023 No.18773340 >>18773323 certified tranny moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:05:24 2023 No.18774148 >>18773340 >Reflexively trannyposts Everyone who actually belongs on this site would be better off if you fucked off back to wherever you came from.

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