/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18758974]

I hate mayonnaise fucking DIE YOU HELL CONDIMENT

[Anonymous No.18758987]

>>18758974
It's a mother sauce, why do you hate it? It turns into ranch, remulade, mayochup, and other tasty things.

[Anonymous No.18758993]

i convinced myself i didnt like mayo when i was a child,ithen i grew up, its important in cooking imo

[Anonymous No.18759014]

Put mayo on tacos instead of sour cream, it's a game changer

[Anonymous No.18759040]

>>18759014
sounds digusting
but to each his own anon
happy new year

[Anonymous No.18759061]

>>18758974
>mayo, ketchup, chipotle, paprika, garlic powder, cayenne, cumin
7/10 dip for fries

[Anonymous No.18759094]

>>18759061
what are the other 3??

[Anonymous No.18759109]

>>18759094
7/10 is the rating lol but some recipes say you can put in pickle juice or worcestershire sauce if you want

[Anonymous No.18759121]

>>18758974
blacks have no tastebuds

[Anonymous No.18759126]

>>18758974
Great on fries though

[Anonymous No.18759314]

>>18758974
I had a fucking girlfriend who obsessed over the shit and I can't understand for the life of me why. Shit looks nasty as hell

[Anonymous No.18759342]

>>18759314
it's whipped egg whites and oil. it's nothing special either way

[Anonymous No.18759351]

What I can't figure out is why straight mayonnaise makes me actually vomit on contact, but is also a critical ingredient in several very tasty dishes.

[Anonymous No.18759370]

>>18758974
https://www.hellmanns.com/us/en/recipes/frozen-mayo-nog.html

[Anonymous No.18759416]

>>18758974
faggot
mayo is king

[Anonymous No.18759427]

Mayo and peanut butter sandwiches,
Don't judge me!

[Anonymous No.18759432]

>>18758987
It is not a mother sauce. I've seen the troll video from the French cuck on /a/. Fuck off, Millennial dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18759435]

>>18758987
It's gelatinized grease.
It's ok when heavily flavored or used as an ingredient in a dish but on it's own it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18759439]

>>18759435
>gelatinized grease
no, it's not that, either

[Anonymous No.18759441]

>>18758974
Agreed brother. It's like eating lard. Nip mayo is even worse.

[Anonymous No.18759450]

>>18759439
Ackchyually, mayo is an emulsions and...
Don't care. Mayo is an attempt by the obese to coat food in as much fat as possible without making shit soggy.

[Anonymous No.18759456]

Mayo is literally soibean oil.

[Anonymous No.18759463]

Mayo has it's uses

[ringring No.18759464]

>>18758974
just give it chance brah!

[Anonymous No.18759546]

>>18758974
Based. Mayo is the worst thing on Earth

[Anonymous No.18759995]

>>18759450
you're the one who started using big words wrongly. just own your mistakes, it's an anonymous forum there's no reputation to protect.

[Anonymous No.18760000]

>>18759456
No it isn't

[Anonymous No.18760033]

when I was looking for an alternative to mayo, I tried greek yogurt, skyrr, cream cheese, and these dairy alternatives worked for me

[Anonymous No.18760203]

>>18759014
i do this when i dont have sour cream
mayo lasts a lot longer

[Anonymous No.18760248]

For me, it's miracle whip, the better mayo

[Anonymous No.18760285]

>>18760248
Couldn't pay me to eat that shit. Same goes for all commercial mayos though. It's all seed oils.

[Anonymous No.18760287]

>>18760285
*tips tinfoil hat*

[Anonymous No.18760330]

>>18760248
this shit is revolting, do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.18760331]

>>18758974
mayo on fries is so delicious its unreal

[Anonymous No.18760347]

>>18760285
Oh no, not chemicals!

[Anonymous No.18760352]

>>18760330
Brits can draw an easy comparison to salad cream, a similar dressing. Not just americans.

[Anonymous No.18760395]

>>18760285
>soy oil and hfcs
for some reason posters on this board actually defend this

[Anonymous No.18760504]

>>18759351
weak jeans

[Anonymous No.18760594]

>>18760285
>literally a jar of trans fat
>”0% trans fat!!”
why are they like this

[Anonymous No.18760605]

>>18760594
It's not trans fat though.