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18754409

Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:13:15 2022 No.18754409 [Reply] [Original]

You're at the Chinese bakery.

What are you getting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:14:29 2022 No.18754414 the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:14:38 2022 No.18754415 >>18754409 Xi's balls. Because he is a pussy and has none inside his manlet pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:19:45 2022 No.18754432 >>18754409 A Chinese donut, pork floss bun and a bottle unsweetened oolong tea. I hate how much I like oolong tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:22:46 2022 No.18754440 >>18754409 Something made of bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:23:31 2022 No.18754443 Baked char shu bao. Love them shits. Or the baked onion pork bao that tastes like genovese sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:24:01 2022 No.18754444 >>18754409 Im gonna be honest. None of those items look particularly Chinese. Wheres all the steamed dumplings with sweet beans and shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:24:15 2022 No.18754445 >>18754409 Egg tart. I assume its the same as an egg custard tart

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:27:16 2022 No.18754455 >>18754409 A pie and a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:28:54 2022 No.18754459 >>18754409 the fuck out of there, these people can't be trusted with food, and I say it as someone who like their food, to make good chinese food you need to remove the chinese people from the equation, not even trolling

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:31:41 2022 No.18754470 >>18754409 pineapple bbq buns, orgasmic

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:36:16 2022 No.18754477 >>18754414 kek fpbp

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:47:03 2022 No.18754513 >>18754444 >steamed dumplings In a place where they don't exclusively sell baked goods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:59:53 2022 No.18754545 >>18754409 I'll get a sho long lei, a wet fu buno chi, two hong hong bi's, a dozen CHI SHI FUC, and half a carton of pin pong uolon. Just kidding idiot give me your wife, gweh gweh gweh gweh gweh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 00:04:40 2022 No.18754554 >>18754409 Sweet potato or chestnut bun, whichever I see first

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 00:56:38 2022 No.18754677 File: 21 KB, 482x636, 1672448183382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's sesame balls. Love this shit. Also mango pancakes are fucking G

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:17:00 2022 No.18754918 >>18754409 a stomach ache

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:21:26 2022 No.18754939 >>18754459 genuinely agree

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:22:37 2022 No.18754942 >>18754409 The fuck outta of that germ riddled rathole

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:23:59 2022 No.18754945 >>18754409 A parasite

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:31:34 2022 No.18754966 >>18754409 Heavy metal poisoning

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:37:50 2022 No.18754979 >>18754409those long donuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:38:18 2022 No.18754981 >>18754409 char siu pork buns many of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:39:46 2022 No.18754984 >>18754409 covid

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:42:18 2022 No.18754994 >>18754966 how topical mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:47:45 2022 No.18755013 >>18754409 Curry beef for sure, maybe also char siu or honey cake depending on what I'm in the mood for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:55:14 2022 No.18755045 >>18754409 hot dog bun and a coke with NO PEE PEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 03:02:58 2022 No.18755081 File: 165 KB, 1080x1440, mmexport1600720257585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18754409 Yung Bae Cha, straight from the pot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 03:04:28 2022 No.18755086 >>18754409 bing chilling

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 03:10:25 2022 No.18755108 File: 7 KB, 197x223, 1653272115540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18754409 likely salmonella

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:18:33 2022 No.18755288 >>18754409 Covid23

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:19:46 2022 No.18755293 >>18754409 Gutter oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:19:50 2022 No.18755294 >>18754409 >chinese >bakery what

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:20:59 2022 No.18755297 >>18754409 Opium and pirated DVDs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:46:16 2022 No.18755358 >>18755294 >she's never been to a chinese bakery lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 05:57:37 2022 No.18755527 >>18754409 I love egg tarts so much lads

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 06:10:08 2022 No.18755560 Nothing because they refuse to serve you if you don't speak the correct dialect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 06:16:49 2022 No.18755580 This isn't a Chinese bakery

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 06:47:22 2022 No.18755644 >>18754414 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 06:52:51 2022 No.18755658 File: 40 KB, 561x547, D2821124-40CA-47AD-AE4B-BBC67CF63ACB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18754414 Ayylmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:18:27 2022 No.18755712 >>18754687 Ate at or gotten food from? If the former then I cant remember the last time, if the latter probably like a year ago from a Wendy's

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:20:13 2022 No.18755718 >>18755712 > oops, wrong thread Holiday weekend and stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:22:14 2022 No.18755725 Raisin bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:30:57 2022 No.18755746 I go for the roast pr0k buns and custard tart things, one of the the few things I miss from nyc are those things. I'm more in middle ny now and those just aren't available from any restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:41:23 2022 No.18755763 >>18755725 >Chinese bakery >Raisin bread Are you sure those are raisens in that bread and not flies that flew into the dough?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:51:18 2022 No.18756120 >>18754409 Food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:54:23 2022 No.18756124 i didn't know that the chinese had baked foods i thought all of it was noodles, stir fries, and fermented

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:59:36 2022 No.18756129 >>18754409 meat pie and a sausage roll, miss me with that sweet stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:06:20 2022 No.18756136 >>18756124 I bet you also think the whole of Mexico is people getting beheaded while eating tacos and singing la cucaracha, all behind a sepia filter

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:54:16 2022 No.18756477 >>18754409 Two beef turnovers and a honey cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 21:23:25 2022 No.18757561 >>18756136 That's not far off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:30:45 2023 No.18758458 pineapple custard bun char siu bun pastry not the bao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:43:23 2023 No.18758488 >>18756136 it's not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:50:38 2023 No.18758507 File: 208 KB, 500x373, big-cums.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18754409 mystery meat dumpling and gutter oil fried noodle

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:54:14 2023 No.18758523 >>18754409 Dunkin' Donuts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:13:35 2023 No.18758586 >>18754409 banh mi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 04:51:20 2023 No.18758940 >>18754444 chekd. and yeah you can find those dumplings anywhere except in fancy bakeries. chinese cuisine isn't exactly known for pastry. a lot of their bakeries are extremely westernized.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 04:53:06 2023 No.18758948 >>18754414 lole

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 05:00:14 2023 No.18758966 >>18754414 Chinkbros…I…

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 05:10:12 2023 No.18758989 File: 452 KB, 1365x2048, Red-Bean-Milk-Buns-03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Red bean buns

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 11:47:28 2023 No.18759671 >>18758989 Red bean products taste gross. What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:01:22 2023 No.18759689 >>18754409 A ticket to come back home Asians can't into bakery/pastries

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:20:43 2023 No.18760301 File: 74 KB, 960x960, 1656938516766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18758586

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:21:59 2023 No.18760303 File: 26 KB, 541x377, 1670717622319130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18759671 no, that would be mung bean

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:22:03 2023 No.18760304 >>18754409 ill have the one that was made by an illegal immigrant being held against their will in a sweatshop in the industrial zone near the city outskirts from a cake mix that contains unsafe levels of lead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:29:45 2023 No.18760320 >>18754409 One gallon of gutter oil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:31:26 2023 No.18760325 >>18756136 I've been to Mexico, it's pretty close.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:43:16 2023 No.18760493 >>18754432 are you me? just had that exact meal from local Korean bakery

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:44:07 2023 No.18760495 >>18754414 holy based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:49:01 2023 No.18760511 File: 168 KB, 651x445, slow clap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18754414

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:50:54 2023 No.18760517 >>18754414 >>18754477 >>18755644 >>18755658 >>18758948 >>18758966 >>18760495 >>18760511 >updooted!!! reddit