/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18753331]

Have you ever worked in fast food?

How was it?

[Anonymous No.18753346]

Do you think if McDonalds was banned, these kinds of people would go somewhere else? Or would they just stay home?

[Anonymous No.18753351]

I hated. So much time, so little money

[Anonymous No.18753356]

>>18753331
No, I don't want to have to deal with the lowest common denominator of society 24/7.

[Anonymous No.18753363]

>>18753331
4 years at subway but I doubt that's uncommon. The only thing to note is it was right in the middle of the original $5 footlong special. That was the only thing that really made it hell. I can't imagine why they had to end that promotion because the store was filled everyday at lunch

[Anonymous No.18753367]

>>18753363
Didn't you have to deal with customers? Or were you only making the sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.18753382]

>>18753331
how the hell did she toss that guy like that. he looks too heavy to be thrown at that speed. especially by a fat woman.

[Anonymous No.18753392]

>>18753382
she's been trained. Look at the stance of her legs.

[Anonymous No.18753394]

>>18753382
Mass + low center of gravity. And she probably grew up with brothers

[Anonymous No.18753423]

>>18753367
Obviously have you ever been to a subway? Making sandwiches required interacting with customers. Only real highlight is a 40 year old white woman calling me a fucking idiot because I showed her that her 6 inch bread was the exact same size as every other 6 inch

[Anonymous No.18753429]

I've worked in Wendy's. It was actually really comfy.

[Anonymous No.18753461]

Working in the kitchen was maximum cozy, I was just on a burger assembly line constructing burgers nonstop. But working customer service made me put in a two weeks notice and work at a grocery store instead. It's just a nonstop warzone of blood thirsty orcs barking at you and attacking you. I recommend the experience if you can make burgers all day instead of dealing with people.

[Anonymous No.18753471]

>>18753356
lmao the white lass just throwing bombs
im guessing she really hit the limit with dealing with apes

[Anonymous No.18753472]

>>18753331
>Have you ever worked in fast food?
yes
>How was it?
terrible

[Anonymous No.18753474]

>>18753423
I havent been to subway in many years and fast food restaurant visits don't really get much priority up in the old memory box

[Anonymous No.18753502]

>>18753472
How was it terrible?

[Anonymous No.18753506]

>>18753502
it's kinda like being a cop: you only deal with the absolute lowest rung of society. both the other employees and the customers are the kind of people who should be (and often have been) involuntarily committed

[Anonymous No.18753507]

>>18753502
NTA but youre a kid being forced to work with other kids who all the staff expect to quit or get fired

[Anonymous No.18753544]

>>18753331
I worked at McDonalds in high school. It wasnt bad. I worked with the Store Manager at his side job, and he let me have pretty decent hours. One of the worst parts was just everything I wore to work getting coated in grease and smelling like grease. I think every kid should spend a stint working that kind of job. Later as an adult I worked at Jersey Mike's. It was pretty easy, just go in in the morning and do prep work and bake the bread. One of the worst things at both job was dealing with fellow employees who have no motivation, spend their entire shift high, and are lazy.

[Anonymous No.18753552]

>>18753544
I'm making my kids get summer jobs as grocery store wagies as soon as they're old enough. A lot of young people who are unmotivated really need to be shown what awaits them for the rest of their lives if they don't apply themselves

[Anonymous No.18753563]

>>18753552
so youre literally admitting that youre gonna raise shitty kids who dont want to work then force them to get jobs in a grocery store
yeah you sound awsome dude! show them zoomers!

[Anonymous No.18753564]

>he gets ragdolled by a 5’1 fat girl
Based gays laughing in the back

[Anonymous No.18753565]

i unironically want a bbw to manhandle me like this

[Anonymous No.18753567]

>>18753563
Instilling character in someone is a slow and gradual process that is ongoing throughout their childhood and teenage years. Teaching them lessons as they age doesn't mean you admit defeat, you sperg

[Anonymous No.18753570]

>>18753567
yeha i know i was just trying to create an argument but i misread your first post so it didnt work out anyways
enjoy raising shit kids loser!

[Anonymous No.18753749]

>>18753423
She sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.18753778]

>>18753346
They aren't going out with the sole purpose of ending up at a McDonalds, they go out to get drunk and then they happen to end up at a McDonalds. If there wasn't one they'd up at any other fast food place still open after closing time at bars and clubs.

[Anonymous No.18753802]

>>18753552
such a good goy, raising slaves for mr shekelburg! i'm sure their work ethic will never be taken advantage of and they'll get high paying jobs one day!
oh wait - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shekelburg has all the money! your children will be replaced with brown thirdies!

[Anonymous No.18753806]

>>18753802
oops i thought this was /tv/

[Anonymous No.18753808]

>>18753802
>/pol/tard
>illiterate
many such cases!

[Anonymous No.18753812]

>>18753802
huh wat u mean

[Anonymous No.18753815]

>>18753564
She's a trained sumo

[Anonymous No.18753911]

>>18753815
she honda

[Anonymous No.18753923]

>>18753331
I was at a party once and almost the same shit was happening with this fat bitch running amok. I don't know if she was on some kind of drugs or what but it seemed like there was more than alcohol running through her while she was screaming and swinging on people.
Anyway at some point she spotted some tall and skinny chick she knew and was like,
>"YOU BITCH!"
then bull-rushed her just running straight at her. I don't know if the skinny girl was some kind of taikwondo black belt or what but as soon as this fat bitch got over there skinny girl's leg came out like a fuckin cobra whip crack, WHAPAP.
Domed this chick right on the side of her head like fuckin bruce lee. It didn't knock her out cold but she went down like a clubbed walrus, rolling around on the ground squealing and REEEEing. Was the funniest shit I have seen in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.18753932]

>>18753923
Why didnt u hit sleep with that slampig to calm her down?

[Anonymous No.18753941]

>>18753356
where can I see this whole video

[Anonymous No.18753943]

>>18753932
you know what I actually prefer thick bitches but I'm a big unit myself and I'm talkin 140-150lb chicks with big titties.
this pierce brosnan architect shit people are trying to sell with these 300lb bitches is out of control though, no fucking thank you

[Anonymous No.18754246]

>>18753382
Specialist dojo pro femboss

[Anonymous No.18754255]

>>18753923
Rofl, then you woke up.
Fucking jews, man. The mind of the serpent never left paradise.

[Anonymous No.18754383]

>>18753331
seriously bros, has this shit always happened but now it's just easily documented or is society actually failing?

[Anonymous No.18754400]

>>18754255
>t. never been to a house party or even a bar

[Anonymous No.18754466]

>>18753331
I worked at tropical smoothie cafe this summer, it was pretty chill. I was the oldest person there though at 24. got promoted to shift lead after 3 weeks a working just by showing up to work. It was kinda based being able to sit in the back and shitpost while teenagers did all the work up front. I made $14 an hour

[Anonymous No.18754498]

>>18753552
Good for you man. Teaching me to have a work ethic was one of the best things my parents did for me.

[Anonymous No.18754673]

>>18753923
There are always a few coke heads who get super angry or outright psychotic at the end of a night when they’re coming down from the coke

[Anonymous No.18754682]

>>18754383
Peasants throughout the world have had drunken brawls for thousands of years, yes

[Anonymous No.18754692]

>>18753943
>140-150lb chicks with big titties.
lol sounds gross, thats not a woman

[Anonymous No.18754722]

Ive worked retail for years and dealt with many dumb people angry over a 10 cent discount i don't want to imagine what they would do while also hungry

[Anonymous No.18754744]

>>18753356
>that gorilla falling over like a bitch
lmao

[Anonymous No.18754781]

>>18754722
What are the worst things you had to deal with? Schizos need groceries too so I assume you deal with a lot of nutjobs

[Anonymous No.18754788]

>>18753356
That little white girl is throwing solid hooks. I'm guessing it's a recurring customer and she was just waiting for the legal opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18754803]

>>18754788
lol, I think half of them landed on the black dude holding the target in a headlock.

[Anonymous No.18754807]

Worked at bojangles at the start of Covid, went in for some tenders and (I was wearing a collared shirt) they asked if I was here for the interview. I said yes because I had recently gotten fired from my last job (chipotle ripoff). Offered me the job on the spot and I came back that night for my first shift, I was the only white guy there besides the owner. It was pretty fun for the most part, was pretty high for a lot of it and had an earbud in most of the time. Easy money with good hours. Got to take home a lot of fried chicken at the end of the night. I quit to sling pizzas because two homeless guys were doing heroin in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.18754822]

>>18753331
i work at wawa rn
our store is so goddamn busy it's ridiculous. being in the deli area making food is a constant rush especially at lunch. customers aren't rude most of the time but if their order is taking a little longer than expected you can tell they're not happy. sometimes they have some kinda ridiculous requests too. one guy liked our cheese sauce so much he ordered the "extra cheese" option by itself 15 times.
working the cash register and pumping gas are so much easier than deli by every metric. making drinks and preparing the coffee im not too experienced with but it seems easier too.

[Anonymous No.18754823]

>>18753331
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.18754837]

>>18753331
Imagine a hell you voluntarily choose and can leave at any time but for some reason you just get used to it and before you know it 20 years has passed and your body is broken and your bank account is coasting on empty and you wonder where it all went wrong.
And then you have to get up the next day and do it again.
You will never be respected, you will never be appreciated. The harder you work the more you will be taken advantage of.
Your co workers will share nothing of your likeness or national heritage and your bosses are just looking for an excuse to replace you with someone even more dumb than you.

[Anonymous No.18754841]

>>18754837
The real blackpill is that this is true no matter what your job is

[Anonymous No.18754843]

Yeah.

[Anonymous No.18754863]

>>18753564
>fight back in any capacity
>all the beta simps will pounce on you if you even just slap her
There's literally nothing he can do.

[Anonymous No.18754869]

Pro tip to any anons here wanting to break free from wagie life with as little work as possible.
Scrape up 4700 dollars, not necessary but it makes life easier
Get a CDL-A
Get an Over the Road trucking job and live in your truck for about 5 years. Get your food stuffs from Walmart, you can always get a truck into Walmart. Get a cooker made for truckers. Buy water/drink of choice too
You CAN get internet on the road to shitpost/play vidya. Just spend a lil on a phone plan that gives you a mobile hotspot for a laptop, you're set.
Driving a truck pays fat cash, especially when you don't have to pay rent or a mortgage or send money home to a family. The driving part is best described like this: hours of boredom and seconds of terror. Just drive safe and stay alert and you will be alright.
If you cant get 4700 just find a company that will pay for your CDL training. They will force you to work for them for 6 months in exchange but you will still get paid, just not as much as a good company will. The more experience you get the more pay you can get.
DO. NOT. SIGN. A. LEASE.
Save your Loves/Flying J/Pilot fuel points to get free showers/drinks. Dont go to TA if you can help it.
If you have a gf/wife then dont do this. If you have kids, dont do this. This is for single guys with nothing but free time who want their fat stacks but have no real drive or ambition or talent.
If it works for me, it can work for anyone.
Disclaimer: i am not a boomer who did this 20 years ago. I did it two years ago. Its not paradise by a wide shot. But it is FAR better than ANY faggot retail job I ever had, EVER.

[Anonymous No.18754876]

>>18754869
Also lot lizards

[Anonymous No.18754930]

>>18754869
i used to work as a dispatcher and we had a somalian owner-op that bought 3 more trucks and got his cousins to drive them for him while we dispatched. always made me laugh that how dude who didn't even finish elementary school and looked like a legit homeless bum was clearing $300k a year easy

[Anonymous No.18754933]

>>18754930
We have a lot of Indians that drive truck in CA too

[Anonymous No.18755040]

>>18754869
i knew a guy who did this for 4 or 5 years. lived out of his truck, invested 90% of his paychecks, took the profits and bought a few trucks and let other wagies do the driving for him. he only worked a few hours a week dealing with the paperwork and getting loads

[Anonymous No.18755241]

>>18753356
God I feel sorry for you murricans with all these niggers. We have lots of arabs but even them are not as crazy and retarded as niggers

[Anonymous No.18755513]

>>18753356
That white girl is marriage material. Need her to beat me

[Anonymous No.18755742]

>>18754837
I appreciate all burger flippers and the like, people who make my food while I just got off my nightshift or while I'm a lazy hungry fuck. I always try to be kind, nice and respectful to you guys. Cheers anon.
>>18754841
Kinda true

[Anonymous No.18756024]

>>18753331
Every time I see this I just want to breed an entire clan of unstoppable dwarven warriors with this tubby judo bitch.

[Anonymous No.18756054]

>>18753331
I say this every single time but
>tfw no pure str build titcow gf

[Anonymous No.18756055]

>>18753356

[Anonymous No.18756058]

>>18753356
Waffle House patrons are fucking insane

[Anonymous No.18756452]

>>18754383
the natural state of humanity is easily visible in any single mother with 8 kids
not in the sense of that itself being natural, but the kids run amok and brutalise each other and everything around them, only picking up any sort of lesson through violence

[Anonymous No.18756461]

>>18753778
Yeah but what if we just ban all fast food places and only allow minimally respectable restaurants to stay open past 9 PM? Like say a $25 per person order minimum, just to prevent them from making arbitrary rules that are a proxy for skin color

[Anonymous No.18756472]

>>18753778
>>18756461
No ff has had their dining room open past 9 since covid, so we're kind of already there.

[Anonymous No.18757682]

I worked at dairy queen when i was 16. The owners son(who was a supervisor) showed me a bunch of porno mags he kept in the back room, with pages stuck together.... I said that's kinda gross.
3 days later the owner said i would no longer be needed on the schedule. Prob. should have filed a workers complaint with the labour board, since looking back i'm kinda confident the owners son(who was like 30) was trying to groom me or something.
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.18757693]

>>18753331
absolutely fucking awful, i worked in a mcdonalds close to a football stadium and every time there was a game the place would be flooded with drink angry people with no manners
it made me the strong man i am today

[Anonymous No.18757698]

its not even that they would mock us for working in mcdonalds like they some how are better for working somewhere else
it was the lack of manners
i cannot fucking stand people that dont say please or thank you

[Anonymous No.18757731]

>>18753331
I worked in slow food.
Worked at memphis blues for years.
The main thing you learn in kitchens is to dodge and scoot by people like a fucking ballerina. Washing dishes on a greasy mat with a soapy floor underneath and someone needs to scoot by? Press yourself into the sink reflexively without slipping.
You learn to be agile on your feet. Or maybe have bad accidents.

[Anonymous No.18757777]

>>18753331
>that gif

Tell me again how feminism has not ruined western women ?

[Anonymous No.18758032]

>>18753382
Dude had no leverage and was probably actively trying not to fight the hambeast and get away. From the looks of it she probably weighs 250 plus. I don't care how strong you are, if someone who weighs 250 is pushing you with their body weight and you're already on the ground, you're gonna have a hell of a time getting back up. Dude should have gone for a takedown or gotten leverage against a wall to get back up and then swung at the wildebeest

[Anonymous No.18758034]

>>18753331
Lmao. Looks like a WWF event.

[Anonymous No.18758042]

>>18753331
Worked it? Yeah, worked it down my throat!

[Anonymous No.18758122]

>>18753331
I worked at a Sbarro in a Mall food court for 6 years while getting my 4 yr degree
It was honestly the best job to have at the time
Mall hours were 10-9 so no early mornings or late nights
Free pizza everyday, and better than that we had a barter system with the other places in the food court, so we would trade for anything, bc everyone else wanted pizza
Also at the end of the night, we would sell the leftover pizza to mall people for $10 a box and pocket the cash
Dated a couple of mall hoes, shout out to the thots at Auntie Anne's
When I made manager, I hired a bunch of my friends and we ran that food court like kings
Smoked pot in the walk-in and made mixed drinks all the damn time, especially during the holidays
One of the coolest things was how little kids would watch you spin the dough around on one finger like you were a celebrity or something
Got to admit I was real good
It takes about 8 minutes for a pizza to cook, I could fill the oven with 6 pizzas before the first one was done
Thanks for reading my Blog :^)

[Anonymous No.18758448]

>>18758122
cozy anon :)

[Anonymous No.18758495]

>>18753331
I worked at one burger place for a few years in my early 20's - got poached from a trattoria I was working at, offered15k more per year than I was making to train and sort of assist management without being an assistant manager. We lucked out with most of our crew, and I kind of impressed the owner and manager with my ability to make the dickheads quit without being a total confrontational ass about it. Other things came up and I couldn't commit, or I'd probably still be working for them, either in HQ or acting as some sort of training/brand enforcement.

[Anonymous No.18758498]

>>18753331
I enjoy looking at the raging cow, but what is going on with her mouth?

[Anonymous No.18758693]

>>18757777
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.18758823]

>>18757777
checked

[Anonymous No.18758841]

>>18753331
>How was it?

I saw a black guy stab another black guy in the neck with a screwdriver. How do you think it was?

[Anonymous No.18758904]

>>18758841
Entertaining?

[Anonymous No.18759395]

>>18753331
>>18754837
I work there now. Some of my coworkers are cool but for the most part it's everything bad you could imagine, but worse. I have been stuck here since late 2020. How do I get out before my life is truly over?

[Anonymous No.18759414]

>>18754930
>$300k a year easy
Where? Looking up wages for driving jobs where I am, its under 90k dollarydoos at the high end.

[Anonymous No.18759459]

>>18759414
It depends on if you have your own truck, work for yourself, and what your hours are. Most "average salary" things calculate it at 40 hours a week

[Anonymous No.18759471]

>>18753331
Had been working at McDonald's for 6 years, 3 of them as shift supervisor. So many hateful memories, since that time I wish death upon every mcdicks customer worldwide.

>working at drive thru
>some fucking Arab pulls in with a big ass Porsche
>starts yelling at me to take his order like 4 seconds afterwards while I was dealing with the customer in front of him
>tells me to make sure everything is "freshly made" otherwise I will get a problem
>proceeds to pull his big as car down the lane around the corner
>screeeeaaaaccchhh
>his rims scrape on the sideline of the driveway because his car is to big to fit through the narrow curve
>black rims now have a fucking huge and deep circular silver scrape on them
>he goes in primal sand Nigger rage blaming me for the driveway and how it fucked his car and asking me to come up for the damage
>just hand him the food and tell him to go
>he spits at the counter and drives away
>check his number plate
>the car is rented from local dealership

Hope he had to pay his ass of for the damage on this.

[Anonymous No.18759482]

>>18753331
I worked at Carl's Jr and Wendy's from 16-22 and honestly it was pretty based aside from the shit pay. Never really experienced anything crazy besides the usual nigs nogging and people trying to pass fake bills.

[Anonymous No.18759584]

Worked in an Aussie McDonald's for two years, became stock manager and shift supervisor before being fired for doing MDMA

[Anonymous No.18759686]

>>18756472
Maybe in your country, here some are open 24/7 even

[Anonymous No.18759885]

>>18759584
Were you doing it on the job? I remember being in a mcdonalds late one night and one of the workers came out and gave me a big hug. I thought he was gay first but then realized he was probably on molly. Hope he didnt get fired

[Anonymous No.18759997]

>>18759459
The average payout here looks to be about $1/km. If you really know how to play the system here, you can legally drive for 12.5h every 24h for 6 days a week. If it's just long-haul, full load to the destination at the end of that week, loaded and unloaded on your day off, you're still looking at a 70h cap (we have the option of 120h over a 14 day period, but it doesn't usually help). You're looking at an average speed of 75km/h, so... quickmath... It's possible to make about $5500 per week or $275k/a in Ontario, Canada, as a maximum. The average, working full tilt is probably more like $3000/wk / 150k/a because of deliveries, maintenance, construction, etc.

I thought about doing that, but then I found that logistics in the film industry can pay almost as well, and depending on what the day entails (if I have to remain on set), I can make $600/day (my absolute minimum is $300, usually low end is $450) to drop a truck and trailer off maybe an hour away, somewhere that a team of locations personnel has cleared and coned off for me. I've got all day to do maintenance, or a few more leisurely timed drops and pickups if I'm leaving set. If I wind up having to help the audio or video guys, I can charge an assistant fee on top (an extra $350)... and because I'm on time and useful, I've got a bunch of these guys scheming with me. If all goes well in the next year, I'll have a small fleet of all-in-one-ish trailers and some client-oriented video busses at my disposal, a dedicated vehicle return and maintenance crew, and I'll have to actually work for 13h a day, but I'll be pulling in $1500-ish a day 5 or 6 days a week, possibly with paid holidays.

[Anonymous No.18760064]

>>18754863
this. You kinda just have to take the roastie rage

[Anonymous No.18760213]

Works at one of the busiest McDonalds in England, London Gatwick Airside.

Not only was it insanely busy with huge long queues but most of the passengers were stressed out, a large portion of which had food vouchers from their flights being delayed. Few people ever went full on rage as having patrolling police officers with semi-auto rifles tends to stop people going too far but most people you'd serve were grumpy.

Also, this conversation happened way too often

>"hi do you accept dollars?"
>"yes but we give an awful exchange rate and the change will be in pounds is that ok?"
>"sure"
>"ok, that meal is £2.99, in dollars that's $6.21"
>*customer hands over a $20 bill"
>"here's £5.12 in change"
>"What? That's way too expensive! And what am I going to do with pounds now?!?"

To make it extra fun there was pretty much impossible to do a refund for these.

[Anonymous No.18760227]

>>18753331

I worked at chuck e. Cheese for two years. Literally the worst shit. Imagine working at a fast food place but you also have music blasting so loud you can't hear yourself think, people are rude, fights breaking out every other hour, managers were assholes who didn't let me leave until everyone was done (so my other coworker just fucked around for hours at closing) and then being shoved into a rat suit.

I'll never forget:
>Someone comes up to me complaining there is a bubble on their pizza
>Tell them that's normal
>They literally fly into a rage and say I'm the customer I'm right go get the manager right now.
>Manager just says whatever, asks for the pizza back
>They get even angrier because...they just wanted a free pizza without paying for it
>Eventually they just got the pizza

The only positive is that on occasion I would get free pizza. For working there you only got a discount so I would put in wrong orders towards the end of my shift.

[Anonymous No.18760892]

>>18753461
Only one I liked was Culver's, super comfy, was a prep in the morning then helped the line/trained newbies til 4. Fucking Covid made them fire the trainers, managers were made to train, and now they aren't hiring still.

[Anonymous No.18760906]

>>18754863
>>18760064
You juat grab her arms and hold them behind her back. Are men today really so weak they can't fight a woman without bashing her?

[Anonymous No.18760910]

Scott adams said on his show today that some woman was slapping a guy and he hit her back
Said its a viral video right now but did not give a link
Anyone seen this?

[Anonymous No.18760930]

>>18756461
this website is more harmful to society than any fast food chain

[Anonymous No.18760940]

>>18753331
Reminder , fight or lose. You'll always been seen as the bad guy fighting or defending yourself from a woman.

[Anonymous No.18760985]

>>18760940
This is sad but true.
Best bet is to cut women out of your life, there is just no winning with them

[Anonymous No.18761088]

>>18753331
Thats not a woman thats a t-1000

[Anonymous No.18761091]

>>18760930
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.18761138]

>>18753331
10yrs in food service and all i learned is that blacks are the lowest lifeform on the planet

[Anonymous No.18761187]

>>18758122
Based
I enjoyed my time working at Mellow Mushroom through high school and college.
Still love making pizzas at home (with homemade dough too) for myself or for family.

Maybe when I get done with my career I'll work at a pizza joint as a retirement job.

[Anonymous No.18761257]

>>18758122
I know you said 6 years ago but that sounds like 90s kino living.
I can just imagine this being a movie and the part about the barter system being read by the narrator like in Goodfellas
"You see, we had a barter system with the other places in the food court, like an old time market with addicting, highly processed modern meals. But we had pizza, so we could trade for anything, because everyone else wanted pizza. We were kings of the mall

[Anonymous No.18761277]

>>18753563
Have you no idea what children today are like? No one works, everyone is glued to their phones, internet, video games. I know at least four neets.

[Anonymous No.18761289]

>>18753552
Bro if they aren't doing internships, starting a business, or extra classes, it will be a grocery store waiting for them but after they are $100,000 in debt from college

[Anonymous No.18761295]

>>18761257
I worked there for 6 years 2000-2005
Actually I was working on 9-11, we walked down to an electronics store and watched the towers fall live on a wall of 30 big screen tv's
pretty surreal now that I think of it

[Anonymous No.18761302]

>>18754863
Just shoot them.

[Anonymous No.18761316]

>>18753552
They won't learn that particular lesson if they don't have to use the money they earn for living expenses. All that disposable income is worth the work when you're a child.

[Anonymous No.18761326]

>>18761295
oh sorry I misread. early 2000s was still prime mall time.
You're story reminds me of the movie Waiting. You should definitely watch it if you haven't seen it, kino wage worker movie

[Anonymous No.18761331]

>>18753911
this post is funny

[Anonymous No.18761348]

>>18753331
Someone get her a sumo deal or a practice squad with the Raiders at offensive line
>>18753923
wish I was there

[Anonymous No.18761377]

>>18761326
great flick
watched it the first time with a girl who was a waitress at Chilis
She said it was completely reflective of her experience
with the exception, that they referred to blacks as 'Canadians' because they didn't tip

[Anonymous No.18761440]

>>18760940
The first thing I ever said to my wife was incredibly rude. She took a swing, I picked her up over my shoulder and carried her over to the bar while she kicked and punched at me. I ordered a drink, "And one for the lady. She's playing coy, but she knows she's coming home with me." One of her friends fed her her drink while she was still up over my shoulder... we had breakfast the next morning, and we've been together ever since. She's kind of built like the Stegosaurus in the OP.

[Anonymous No.18761448]

>>18761440
Based chad and thick Stacy

[Anonymous No.18761455]

>>18761440
You married a fat girl?

[Anonymous No.18761468]

>>18761455
It's what I like, and she's just as much of a sarcastic cunt as I am... so yes, yes I did. She's also short.

[Anonymous No.18761473]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eQeQk1hGb8&list=PLkVd2VjRP9xOrBfCGxfGoUNYjOnXqc6D3&index=10

[Anonymous No.18761492]

>>18753331
Jesus! The power behind that woman

[Anonymous No.18761565]

>>18761440
>And one for the lady. She's playing coy, but she knows she's coming home with me

[Anonymous No.18761573]

>>18753331
>>18753331
Got laid like a rock star

[Anonymous No.18761628]

>>18761565
That, but a little more cave-dwelling fireman carry.

[Anonymous No.18761634]

>>18757777
>I don't know what a gif is
>>18758693
>I don't know how to count

[Anonymous No.18761643]

>>18761634
All quads are trips, but not all trips are quads.

[Anonymous No.18761647]

Worked at Wendy’s in the inner city when I was 17 and it was hellish. Homeless people everywhere, junkies ODing in the bathroom almost every shift. Later on I worked closing shift at a Dunkin Donuts and it was really comfy. I’d just give free donuts to everyone before closing and I was by myself so I could just read books or experiment with making weird coolatas most of the shift.

[Anonymous No.18761678]

>>18761634
It still is one anon any webm you post here on the chans is a gif

[Anonymous No.18761889]

>>18761643
thats fucking deep

[Anonymous No.18761911]

>>18761889
It's the only way to fuck.

[Anonymous No.18761972]

>>18753331
Kind of. I worked "quick-service food" (fast food) at Disney Quest nine years ago but I kept accidentally injuring myself in the kitchen so they moved me to outdoor vending where I just sold ice cream and soda bottles at a cart at random places in Disney Springs (still called Downtown Disney at the time). I would occasionally still get shifts in Quest but I'd always end up trading them for outdoor vending.

[Anonymous No.18762041]

>>18761889
>this nigga has never seen a rectangle

[Anonymous No.18762072]

>>18753331
Worked at krispy kream donuts
I hated seeing all those happy families and couples come and buy stuff, the roasties working with me were nice though

[Anonymous No.18762111]

KFC cook in the mid 90s. Managers were stealing so I could make whatever I wanted to eat. Always hooking up homies, one dude got a bucket of nuggets. This was back when they had rotisserie chicken I was always taking those home since they didn't sell. All in all not bad

[Anonymous No.18762252]

>>18762111
>Managers were stealing

what were they taking?

[Anonymous No.18762257]

>>18762252
Cases of raw chicken, shortening, flour, plates, probably money but I didn't work register. There was a lot of meth around the deserts of so cal

[Anonymous No.18762266]

>>18760213
>>18760227
GPT

[Anonymous No.18762275]

worked at wendys for 8 days. it was the worst job i've ever had

[Anonymous No.18762853]

>>18762275
Made it 30 at Chick Fil A
No training, just throw you in the tiny ass kitchen with all the Mexicans, no English at all. Like being on a submarine, space is so tight. Those cute white teens you see at the registers only do the registers, behind the scenes it's all goblinas

[Anonymous No.18762990]

>>18753331
Used to work in McDonalds, wanted to get a promotion and increase my pay since I was there for 3 months and knew everything in and out, but the managers used to put me in drive thru since apparently I was the only autist who could take orders quickly.
Had to deal with sub humans who couldn't speak English, others didn't even know what food there was on the menu. Angry people when 1 menu item was off the menu, and so much shit humans do for their slop.
Kitchen was nice.

[Anonymous No.18763019]

>>18754863
He can just not be there
Don't go to fast "food" restaurants

[Anonymous No.18763020]

>>18753564
Abhorrent post

[Anonymous No.18763023]

I worked at mcdonalds for a single afternoon because I was bored and hungry. I ate four bigmacs and a few weeks later I got a check in the mail for $50.

[Anonymous No.18763126]

>>18754869
I have a highly-paid tech job and somehow this made me want to drop everything, move to America, and become a homeless truck driver. not joking

[Anonymous No.18763202]

>>18753563
That's not what he said. You're a fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.18763203]

>>18753570
Please reconsider your existence.

[Anonymous No.18763219]

>>18763126
It's a miserable job that destroys your body over the years. You see truck drivers everywhere hooked on uppers to stay awake and downers to fall asleep. But pushing through the misery for a few years while saving your paychecks and then hiring others to drive for you is one of the quickest and best paths out of poverty for people who are trapped in minimum wage jobs. Short term pain for long term gain

[Anonymous No.18763248]

>>18753331
>Have you ever worked in fast food?
Yes, as a teenager when young workers were still mostly white.
>How was it?
Comfy. I took orders for drive-thru and never upsold. Sipped free orangeaide and joked around with other kids my age.
In retrospect, I'd rather be dead than ever have to do it again at my age and in today's culture.

[Anonymous No.18763269]

>>18754869
Terrible time to get into trucking
The rules for getting a CDL just got way harder and even if you already are a trucker, there are no loads
OO s are going bankrupts and even the megas have hiring freezes

[Anonymous No.18763428]

I worked at taco bell in high school. It was kind of fun when the management wasn't there because they were all retards who were only in charge because they were older.

[Anonymous No.18763537]

>>18753331
>when the slampig slams you

[Anonymous No.18763548]

>>18760910
It was supposed to be a german guy. I cant find it either so its probably a viral thing not a news thing

[Anonymous No.18763577]

>>18763428
the whole world is run by retards in charge because they are older (andor jewish)

[Anonymous No.18763708]

>>18762853
The nearly entirely hispanic kitchen at cook out is honestly one of my favorite parts. One of the guys has been there since like 2002, part of the original crew when it first opened. Many others have been there for at least a decade too. Some make as much as managers since they've been here so long.
At one point, my particular store was the single most important in the entire company. Not anymore, but it's still different (and busy) enough that whenever we get people from other stores that help out for whatever reason, they say it's like its not even a cook out.

[Anonymous No.18763741]

>>18753331
she is the modern atlas

[Anonymous No.18763769]

worked at taco bell
douchey 24 year old supervisor flirting with highschool lookiing girl doing no work while i got constantly put on dishes
latina manager with more attitude then bitches on tiktok
constantly would speak over people and talk shit behind peoples back
we have a meet with dm after They get mad I yelled at the two fuckers who dont do work and get carried all day by the skinny white kid who vapes like a motherfucker but puts in hard fucking work.
whatever
few days later
she starts attitude again
says "why cant he just say yes"
alright im done
call the bitch out in front of everyone
the other supervisor knows i work hard and the manager is just a bitch but i refuse to bring my coworkers into the shit since im done anywho
get in my car hand the apron to the manager through the drive through and never come back
I still miss the pink haired noobie who kept teasing me all day she had a great ass and worked hard too. SHe probably would of done anal

[Anonymous No.18763789]

>>18763769
At least you learned a valuable lesson that will continue to apply throughout your working life: never be the hardest worker unless you enjoy being taken advantaged of

[Anonymous No.18763795]

>>18763769
>would of
Stay in school, fren.

[Anonymous No.18763835]

>>18763795
nigga he say he workted at taco beoow
he dion he best

[Anonymous No.18763843]

>>18753331
Yeah, KFC for 9 years. Spent the last 4 of those as Assistant Manager.
It was bad, but being the manager was better than cooking or serving customers, although I still had to fill in when staff called in sick (which was often).
I think I ran into more issues with my staff than customers. Even the most regular of regular customers you would only see maybe twice a week, but with retarded coworkers you could be stuck with them 40 hours a week.
>>18753506 mentioned its like being a cop, and I can confirm because I became a cop after I quit KFC.

[Anonymous No.18763855]

>>18753923
Kek

[Anonymous No.18763888]

>>18761911
It's nice that someone shared that info with you. x

I disagree somewhat though.

[Anonymous No.18763915]

>>18763835
You also should stay in school.

[Anonymous No.18763972]

i worked at a burger king in a 90%+ white county. easy work, nice customers, sometimes great coworkers. a lot of people can't handle social interactions or the occasional quick pace. i found it pretty cozy though.

[Anonymous No.18763991]

>>18753382
unironically looks like she's trained sumo desu

[Anonymous No.18764226]

>>18753382
That's what happens when every fight you were ever in took place on Twitter. Fag needs to get on the leg opposite of her.

[Anonymous No.18764247]

>>18753331
I worked as a delivery driver for an on-campus chicken wing place when I was in college.
Was actually pretty nice because we used a company golf cart and only had to deliver to student dorms and apartments. Paid $12+tips so averaged out over $20 (in 2013-2015). Only bad part was having to prep hundreds of wings when things were slow at the beginning of shifts and that I pretty much was always scheduled on Friday nights and during football games.

[Anonymous No.18764260]

>>18761565
>why I squat 400 pounds in the gym

[Anonymous No.18764477]

>>18763126
Sure, if you enjoy sitting in a truck all day dealing with traffic and shit drivers, and getting fat because all you can reasonably afford and get without breaking the bank or fucking your transport schedule is fast food, popping nic and caffeine to stay awake and nyquil to sleep.

[Anonymous No.18764489]

>>18753552
>>18753563
This is a good idea if only to show them the importance of not remaining wagies.

[Anonymous No.18764696]

>>18753331
Fine. Lots of cleaning work, I guess? I always enjoyed closing down at the end of the day when things get quiet.

[Anonymous No.18764725]

>>18753331
Always considered myself above fast food, the wagiest job I did was work at a grocery store where I would push carts in blistering heat, bag groceries and get yelled at by boomers getting mad that I don't know where the adult diapers are cause we changed our shelfing every month and I wasn't a stocker.

[nova02 No.18764735]

worked at Mc Donald's for over a year, police would be at our doorstep every day breaking up fights especially on Friday nights. Same with paramedics, it was common for customers to stop breathing and drop on the floor cause we couldn't bother to remove ingredients from the burgers that caused allergies. Had a couple close calls with getting physical to customers but other than that i had a good time working.
Pros: Infinite access to food and drinks
Cons: Everything

[Anonymous No.18764743]

>>18753331
I worked McDicks for 5 or so years, often did back window and both lines all at the same time. Felt like a damn octopus during rush time, chilling in the back listening to music while shutting off my brain was fun at times. Pay is shit and work is largely thankless but my coworkers and most managers were cool.

[Anonymous No.18764748]

>>18755513
She has a black husband btw

[Anonymous No.18764808]

>>18764748
who does

[Anonymous No.18765225]

>>18763915
It's been surreal watching the devolution of language over the last decade on 4chan. The adoption of ebonics has done a number on the critical thinking skills of americans.

[Anonymous No.18765504]

>>18754863
I would fight them all off and if they try to out number me by too many I may be forced to draw my blade and my blade cannot be put back until it has tasted blood

[Anonymous No.18765583]

I worked at a Japanese fast food restaurant when I was 15, lasted all of a year before I got shit canned for using a mop to clean the top of a table that was full of garbage. Customer claimed he was a lawyer or something stupid.

I worked at Whataburger overnight for all of 5 days before I couldn't stand it.

Have not worked fast food since.

[Anonymous No.18765735]

>>18764260
Try putting it back on the rack after walking around a bar with it for 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.18765756]

>>18763769
>flirting with 17-18 y/os at 24 is considered abhorrent to Americans
HER EGGS HAVEN'T EVEN DRIED UP YET YOU DISGUSTING PERVERTED FUCK

[Anonymous No.18765761]

>>18753331
Anyone who works in fast food is a gullible retard. I worked retail from 16-18, moved out and got a job at a local restaurant for 9 an hour, used that on my resume and cooked in REAL kitchens the past 10 years since then. Getting out now, but there's literally no reason to ever work fast food. Even drifters get hired at restaurants as long as they stay a couple months to wash the dishes
Protip: It's the same amount of work and effort and you get paid better

[Anonymous No.18765848]

>>18765761
anon, most people who work in fast food have no intention of, nor any desire, to work in "real" restaurants. many don't even like cooking all that much.

[Anonymous No.18765868]

>>18753331
I did 4 years at Starbucks. I worked 2pm to 10pm so I didn't have to deal with morning or lunch rushes. It was the chillest job ever. Surrounded by qt coworkers and qt customers all day. I would unironically go back if they paid me the same amount I make now with my degree. I miss it

[Anonymous No.18765870]

>>18765868
People don't use quicktime anymore bub..

[Anonymous No.18765920]

>>18760930
The cost to society for obesity related healthcare alone disproves your point

[Anonymous No.18765927]

>>18765848
Dude, this is exactly what I'm saying. Do you think I had a "passion for the culinary arts"? I would've gone to culinary school, it's basically a trade that I happened into rather than a fly by night fast food job. All I made before that job was hot ham n cheese with spices added and I thought that was fucking revolutionary. Idgaf about real or not real, my point is you can dunk shit in fryers at Mickey D's for $8.50 an hour or you can put up with the same feeling of being a slave and not being appreciated at all while earning more. It's literally not any more effort than you'd put in at a busy fast food job

[Anonymous No.18765958]

>>18765927
I guess that's a fair point. people look at fast food places as throwaway jobs to do before school or whatever, but there's really no reason to go that low for a temporary job.

[Anonymous No.18766022]

I've worked in food for the past fifteen years and I've never once done fast food. Loved catering until COVID fucked us all, but I may be getting back into it soon.

[Anonymous No.18766026]

>oooooh covid closed my restaurant for two or three weeks I'm in suuuuuuch trouble!

Jesus Christ you fucking restaurateurs.

[Anonymous No.18766467]

>>18766022
Now the economy will be the problem

[Anonymous No.18766693]

>>18765761
A quick internet search says McDonald's is paying $25AU an hour for adult aged "fast food attendants," while cooks in general get $22AU an hour on average.

[Anonymous No.18766695]

>>18765868
The morning and lunch/frapp rushes where I worked were fast paced, but we had the A-team on - and they were all quick-witted, and completely fucking demented. We'd train some nooblets sometimes - we'd train managers sometimes - but most of the slower kids and bored housewives wound up on the close, cleaning everything.

>>18765927
Maybe it's because even mom'n'pop slop shops try to act more corporate around here - base things on performance, try to promote a safe, welcoming work environment, blah blah blah - but fast food put me right into management, where the more upscale places I cooked would see me start rushing around and keep me on apps and prep - like, I'd run the grill or sauces while the sous or saucier went out front and got drunk, and then the chef would shit on me because there wasn't enough prep for the week done on a Saturday dinner. I've had a kid accidentally swing a fry basket into me at a burger joint, which sucked, but it didn't inspire murder nearly as much as the time I got nailed in the chest by a hot skillet thrown by an angry chef. I still only do catering gigs when I can't comfortably turn them down because of my experiences in BOH. I get that everyone's got their own experiences, but in fast food, I rarely had to be 3-4 people for minimum wage, and I was only the bitch or fall boy once or twice ever.

[Anonymous No.18766712]

>>18754255
What the fuck are you talking about you idiot

[Anonymous No.18766715]

>>18754692
>Big tits are not womanly
>140 pounds is not a reasonable weight for a 5'9" woman, for instance
Go back to jerking to lolis

[Anonymous No.18766731]

>>18760930
Spotted the fast food shill

[Anonymous No.18766736]

>>18756461
What's wrong with proxy for skin color rules? any negro who really cares about eating there can overcome them

[Anonymous No.18766813]

>>18753331
I used to work the night shift at an off license in a rough neighbourhood that was opposite a pub. Whose previous employee quit because that got held up at gun point. I would do that job again and again and again before I ever considered working in fast food.

[Anonymous No.18766830]

>>18766715
150 pound for a woman thats 5 foot 5 is a fat fucking titcow

[Anonymous No.18766976]

>>18761377
What a horrible stereotype.
Canadians tip.

[Anonymous No.18766979]

>>18766830
Depends how she's built. It doesn't take a whole lot of muscle for a 5'5" frame to weigh 150lbs. I don't know if I'd trust a firefighter or paramedic who wasn't.

[Anonymous No.18766985]

>>18766976
myeh... some.

[Anonymous No.18766992]

>>18756472
>No ff has had their dining room open past 9 since covid, so we're kind of already there.
Everything is totally back to normal here. It's like it never even happened, nobody even talks about it.

[Anonymous No.18766997]

>>18766979
thats a man if she is 150 pounds of muscle at 5'5"

[Anonymous No.18767000]

>>18766976
10% is not even tipping you filthy snow n-word

[Anonymous No.18767015]

>>18760227
You're in a safe space here, anon. You can call those "people" niggers.

[Anonymous No.18767030]

>>18753331
this is the type of girl that you want to give you sons.

[Anonymous No.18767191]

>>18767015
Stop shitting on the board. Your posts are the worst.

[Anonymous No.18767244]

>>18761316
They don't have to be living on their own in order to understand that they're not gonna wanna work there. Any observant person can work there, take a look around and realize "damn this shit sucks" and they can do basic math for a hypothetical situation.

[Anonymous No.18767271]

>>18767244
It doesn't suck when you're a teenager. It's great.

[Anonymous No.18767318]

>>18754807
Bojangles, nice. You live in NC?

[Anonymous No.18767461]

>>18767191
You are a faggot, and you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18767468]

>>18759395
It sounds cliche but honestly put yourself out there, what is the most reasonable step up you would want? Like going from fast food to litterally anything else. My buddy works at usps and makes like 25 an hour and just chills listening to podcasts all shift. He went there from walmart

[Anonymous No.18767661]

>>18753911

[Anonymous No.18767905]

>>18767000
>complaining that the charity given to you is not enough
lmao

[Anonymous No.18767933]

>>18767905
Brazillian hands typed this

[Anonymous No.18767960]

>>18767468
25 an hour is BARELY worth it (and I'm talking a margin so thin you couldn't slide an atom through it) for all the bullshit you have to put up with at the post office

[Anonymous No.18767999]

>>18766997
>"Carry me back in. I refuse to saved by a woman who could kick my ass."

[Anonymous No.18768003]

>>18767030
If she bore me daughters, I'd know I wouldn't have to worry about their safety.

[Anonymous No.18768025]

>>18765756
Living here doesn't make you European, Abdul.

[Anonymous No.18768044]

working as a line cook or fast food wagie is hell and i'll never go back to it

[Anonymous No.18768124]

>>18767468
This would have been the way to go for the past 13 years. But we are headed into a recession now so hiring freezes and layoffs will make it a lot harder to get comfy unskilled jobs. I worked in logistics in the years after 2008 and most of the people who were hired when someone quit were professionals with degrees up the ass and years of whitecollar experience. Only because they were reliable. Everybody else who lost their normal jobs had to work fast food or similar jobs to make ends meet

[Anonymous No.18770268]

Worked during my last two years in high school, all throughout college, took a two year break while working a "real" job, then again when I went back to school for a masters degree. Working in an upscale mall food court in the nice part of town is top tier. Working at a Starbucks or a similar coffee shop near a college campus is also nice.

The funniest thing was, I was getting more female attention working at a mall than I did working a tech job in Silicon Valley for 60-80 hours a week. Being surrounded by young women that need to work and who are easily impressed does wonders for your confidence.

I do miss that aspect of it, the socializing and camaraderie. These days, I work from home staring at code and spreadsheets all fucking day. I should have appreciated the good aspects more back then.

[Anonymous No.18770288]

>>18758122
>we had a barter system with the other places in the food court,
Based. I worked at a coffee shop (private one) just outside a mall and we used to trade coffee for lunch with some of the food court places.
Bringing a large fresh coffee or latte was enough to get us some cheap Chinese or slices of pizza. Good times. Too bad that mall is a ghetto shithole now.

[Anonymous No.18770321]

>>18753331
Based. big thicceys get double thumbs up from me

[Anonymous No.18770986]

>>18767318
Florida, it was an interesting place. I loved making the biscuits, just get high as hell and bake for a few hours

[Anonymous No.18771029]

>>18767191
Why, nigger?

[Anonymous No.18771246]

>>18753331
I worked at a Tropical Smoothie on the food line. All lesbian coworkers and I'd get bitched at all day because I was a dumb lazy kid. Eventually I learned it was just easier to do a good job and gained their respect. One of them in particular got real giggly and flirty with me but I kept it cordial on account of the place teeming with sexual drama that I wanted no part in. Overall they worked hard and so did I. The owner was a pissed off Italian guy who chewed out customers anytime they gave us trouble so never really had to deal with the masses.
It was an oddly satisfying job but mostly pretty boring. Don't regret it, wouldn't really go back to it.

[Anonymous No.18771443]

>>18767030
Why would I want to have children with a violent fat sow that gets into fights in fast food joints?

[Anonymous No.18771466]

>>18754255
I worked at PIZZA HUT as a teenager.
>everyone else is a drug addict
>manager directs putting dough onto moldy pizza pans that never dried from being washed 3 nights ago
>have to use can of "finishing spray" on the pizzas after baking and before cutting
I was too young to work the register so I never interacted with customers, luckily

[Anonymous No.18771492]

>>18771466
I was a Pizza Hut bitch too, did the dishes. Only dishwasher that did the job right. Only dishwasher eventually. More or less noped the fuck out one friday.

[Anonymous No.18771541]

>>18771443
Your children will be violent tanks who come out on top in the coming revolution.

[Anonymous No.18771626]

>>18753423
>her 6 inch bread was the exact same size as every other 6 inch
what 6 inch did you use as a reference point?

[Anonymous No.18771959]

>>18771626
My pepe

[Anonymous No.18772287]

>>18753331
I worked at Chick-fil-A for about a year after I graduated high school.
It was an awful place to work at. Management were dickheads of the highest order. They could not be reasoned with at all and would constantly fuck you over on a whim (told a girl who asked and was an approved off for a relative's funeral that if she did not come in that day she would be fired). Having to take people's orders in the heat, rain, cold, tornado, whatever really made me realize you have to be an asshole to work there and enjoy it (nobody did).
Luckily, the MILF manager at Domino's was ready to re-hire me after I got sick of that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18772625]

>>18760906
Cant do that either or you suffer the wrath of twittertards.