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bongoids, I feel fucking scammed... for years ive been hearing how great this is and i finally found it in my country yesterday and... its just a fucking orange flavored chocolate, i thought its an actual orange coated in chocolate, so disappointing...

>> No.18752534

>>18752531
>being a gullible little idiot

>> No.18752555

Lad the magic of 'errys is the wonder in a child's eye when you 'ell 'em to whack the bloodeh fing against the bloody 'able as hard as maxwell silver 'ammer not in the way the bloodeh fing 'astes you FAKKIN nonce, yeh?

>> No.18752598

>>18752531
>he didn't freeze it and WHAM against his lil brothers unsuspecting noggin
many such cases
SAD!

>> No.18752865

>>18752555
>>18752598
based stroke victims

>> No.18753093

>>18752555
Ts are skipped in the middle of a word, not the end [wa'er, instead of water] or Hs at the beginning of a word ['ow instead of how, 'ello instead of hello, etc.]

>> No.18753118

>>18753093
Ooo the bloodeh FAKKIN ell is this FAKKIN bellend, oy, tossah, get outta me face 'fore I glass ya ya daft cunt, fakkin smiler you are, a right fakkin smiler, I outta take you down to The Queen's Alleyway and bugga ya raw I oughta

>> No.18753174

>>18753118
This was much better, although "oughta" is more Humphrey Bogart than british

>> No.18753448

>>18752531
whats that?

>> No.18754267

>>18753448
you fucking braindead?

>> No.18754354

>>18752531
>i thought its an actual orange coated in chocolate
what gave you that impression?

>> No.18754358

>>18752531
>i thought its an actual orange coated in chocolate
yes people go out of their way to eat a fibrous citrus fruit with hard seeds in it covered in a bitter rind just because there's a 2mm layer of chocolate on it
that was entirely sensible of you to believe without question

>> No.18754361

>>18754358
you know you can peel an orange, right, retardbro?

>> No.18754366

>>18753093
One'd 'ope an american'd do som bloody reserch 'fore try'n'ta imitate wot 'e "aint", eh?

>> No.18754382

>>18754361
>why yes I'd enjoy picking membranes out of my teeth and spitting out seeds
You're the fucktard here

>> No.18754387 [DELETED] 

>>18754382
if you can eat an orange you can eat also orange in chocolate

>> No.18754388

>>18752531
you’re a bong so you naturally have shit taste, and that’s ok

>> No.18754392

>>18752531
>an actual orange coated in chocolate
why would anyone want this, you deserve to be disappointed retard

>> No.18754399

>>18754382
>>18754392
a tangerine coated in chocolate would be pretty dope actually if the membrane and webs'n shit were completely smoothed off. very very rare to actually get a seed with those

>> No.18754405

>>18754399
so in other word, real dead unboned crunchy frog, lovingly covered in glucose and lark's vomit

>> No.18754447
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>>18752531
>its just a fucking orange flavored chocolate, i thought its an actual orange coated in chocolate, so disappointing...

>> No.18754478

>>18752531
your inability to avail yourself of a search engine is likely going to lead to similar disappointments in future

>> No.18754487

>>18754388
are you actually braindead?

>> No.18754489

>>18754382
based fucking retard

>> No.18754616

>>18754358
One year here there was a christmas pudding with a whole ass unpeeled candied orange in the middle of it sold and bought as a premium product. The boundaries of good sense are ever shifting.

>> No.18754633

>>18754399
it wouldn't work unless you ate it immediately after coating, all that moisture in the tangerine would seep out and ruin the coating, i think the closest you can get is chocolate coated candied peel

>> No.18754638

>>18752531
They taste really good though, t. american

>> No.18754748

>>18754638
>, t. american
I'm sorry

>> No.18754790

>>18754748
>obsessed foreigner homo
I'm not sorry

>> No.18754948

>>18754790
You alright, bro?

>> No.18754957

>>18754948
I will be when you fuck off and die.

>> No.18755209

>>18754957
You feeling good, dude ...???

>> No.18755217

>>18753093
>t. has never met a pom

>> No.18756209
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>>18754358
>>18754382
why not?

>> No.18757014

>>18755209
You doing well, chum? You good, pal? You OK, bud? Kill yourself, retard.

>> No.18757032

>>18757014
you alright, brother???

>> No.18757926

>>18757014
You fuming, MATE???

>> No.18758467

>>18752531
I always get one of these each year for Christmas, I don't even like chocolate never mind orange flavored chocolate so I have no idea why my family think I love them

>> No.18758471

>>18752531
>for years ive been hearing how great this is and i finally found it in my country yesterday and... its just a fucking orange
He does this EVEY YEAR

>> No.18758476

kek sounds like a you probem

>> No.18759190

Im American with British mom/family and chocolate oranges are easily the most disgusting sweet I've had in all of US and of England

>> No.18759197

>>18759190
I can scarcely imagine the godlike pleasures you've had until now if a chocolate orange is "disgusting" in comparison

>> No.18759348

>>18752531
>>18752555
I never once thought these were British. I'm from Utah USA and always viewed chocolate oranges as a staple Christmas tradition. If anything I viewed them as an American tradition evoking specifically the early frontier days when kids recieved actual oranges on Christmas because it was the only exotic sweet thing that existed. I choose to still believe this is the case.

>> No.18759691

I'm suddenly reminded of that time Tesco fucked up an offer combination and people were buying hundreds of chocolate oranges for like thirty p each.

>> No.18759752

>>18759348
>evoking specifically the early frontier days when kids recieved actual oranges on Christmas because it was the only exotic sweet thing that existed.
you know bongland doesn't have native oranges right
it evokes exactly the same tradition there.

>> No.18759772

>>18759190
>Literally brainwashed by puke flavoUred chocolate

>> No.18759787

>>18759197
I could see it not being what most people prefer, both orange and chocolate have a little bitterness to them and it might add up unpleasantly, they're not "disgusting" to me but I'm not a huge fan either

>> No.18759789

>>18754616
Pic or it didn’t happen

>> No.18759797

>>18759787
chocolate is only bitter when its dark and orange is only bitter in the pith.

>> No.18759811

ITT: OP is a scheduled post, a mere clickbait and is just supported once and then by >>18754267
and >>18754382 or >>18754388

Guys, start reporting in serious boards, those are not /b/

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>>18759789
Here, it was like fifteen quid.

>> No.18760302

>>18759811
based schizo

>> No.18760353

>>18752531
They're not good unless you get them freshly picked.

>> No.18760367
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18760367

YOU MIGHT FIND SOME SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE TO THE BOX, BUT THE CHOCOLATE'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE

>> No.18761055

>>18759861
doesnt look bad at all

>> No.18761068

>>18759811
Are you the one who kept reporting lemonpig threads?

>> No.18761422

>>18759772
>>18759197
I don't even like Hershey's. Chocolate and orange are just disgusting flavors together, same with orange and toothpaste. Orange is easily the worst fruit to pair with chocolate. I cant imagine a worse fruit to pair with chocolate when strawberries, bananas, grapes/raisins, pineapple, cherries exist.

>> No.18761432

>>18761422
Orange is better than all of your stated alternatives. Orange is a classic pairing for good reason.

>> No.18761443

>>18761432
Only if you're a bri'ish processed food consumer. Around the world, strawberry and chocolate is the most popular.

>> No.18761450

>>18761443
Strawberry and chocolate is gay shit that women think is romantic. You don't eat it because it tastes good. You eat it to have sex after.

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>>18761422
anon, do yourself a flavor and try pic related sometimes, it will change your mind

>> No.18761498

>>18761422
Pineapple literally curdles chocolate.
You're full of shit and hating on orange to fit in.

>> No.18762797

>>18759861
WELL IT'S NOT BLOODY HIDDEN IF IT'S ON THE LABEL NOW IS IT

>> No.18762813

>>18759861
>the magic of my rich christmas pudding is the whole candied orange hidden inside
Stunning quote.

>> No.18763360

>>18761461
lindt is really overrated

>> No.18764875

lime>

>> No.18765075

>>18752531
Yeah, it's shit. It's for kids though. Kids don't really care. All flavored chocolate is worse than not. You can pair other things with chocolate, but you ruin chocolate if you actually flavor it. The people who like flavored chocolate are the same kind of people who think flavored coffee "creamers" are good.

>> No.18765079

>>18761461
I wish my local store still had the chilli pepper ones.

>> No.18765191

I got the white chocolate this year. It's alright, white chocolate overpowers the orange flavor

>> No.18765471

>>18759787
How fucked are your tastebuds that a chocolate orange tastes bitter to you?

>> No.18765477

>>18752531
ok

>> No.18765758

>>18752531
I feel your pain Some anons can eat twigs and nut and wipe thair bums with 80 grit sandpaper im not that manly I need real flavor.

>> No.18766282

>>18762813
kek, I guess they had to use something.

>> No.18766310

>>18752531
No refunds

>> No.18766319

>>18759861
Heston - nuff said.

>> No.18766654

>>18760367
I wish I understood this reference

>> No.18766670
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>>18766654
https://youtu.be/12f3Onr2wyM

>> No.18766702

>>18765191
dark > milk > white

>> No.18766717

>>18766670
Sophie is fucking cute I'm horny as hell now.

>> No.18766719

>>18761443
No
T. Southamerican
Raspberry is close second

>> No.18767382

>>18752531
>i thought its an actual orange coated in chocolate, so disappointing...
Why? Just...why?

>> No.18767385

>>18758467
mate its because they're like a quid if you shop around, quick easy present

>> No.18768183

>>18754358
Fucking kek

>> No.18769803

>>18767385
Sainos had them for 75p before Christmas so I got a few

>> No.18770132

>>18752531
All good british food has been ruined by 14+ years of shrinkflation

>> No.18770511

>>18770132
>good british food
?

>> No.18770537

>>18752531
Maybe you should use fewer ellipses.

>> No.18770777

>>18758471
I miss him..