/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18752416]

there is no way this italian "food" is somehow better than american perfection. just look at this shit.

[Anonymous No.18752422]

fucking idiots don't know how to make pizza. thats flatbread with goop

[Anonymous No.18752423]

>>18752416
How would you improve said dish? Corn syrup? "Cheese" slices? Cotton seed oil? Chop some 60%-roughage-by-weight "wieners" up on it?

[Anonymous No.18752424]

>>18752416
Looks fucking delicious senpai

[Anonymous No.18752425]

>>18752423
>>18752424
>mmmm I love eating bread with only tomato sauce
alright buddy

[Anonymous No.18752431]

>>18752422
The point of having the pizza is the actual food on top of the bread. In this case, what looks like good tomato and good cheese. Amerilards make me laugh with their deep pan industrial runoff pizza bases. You are eating pure carb shite.

[Anonymous No.18752435]

>>18752416
You were raised on sugar cereals, corn syrup sodas and mac & cheese from blue box, your opinion isn't worth much.

[Anonymous No.18752443]

>>18752431
this kind of retardation is why you couldn't beat the nazis without help btw

[Anonymous No.18752444]

>>18752435
So were you. But I'll accept your LARP and play along...

You were raised on peasant food from medieval times

[Anonymous No.18752446]

>>18752431
>>18752435
ya'll can't be saying that a blob of cheese and 3kg of tomato is the peak of european culture
do yt ppl rlly?

[Anonymous No.18752447]

Philly brick oven pizzas, can get whatever you want,
Great Italian cheeses and fresh meats
Not commercial crap

[Anonymous No.18752448]

>>18752416
this looks a bit like Italian mixed with a cardboard pizza
Check out this: it has extremely airy crust that delivers the perfect gooiness/crust ratio, the base feels like a thin layer of Godly bedsheets, there is enough cheese so that every bite gets some cheese

[Anonymous No.18752452]

>>18752443
Another reason to hate Americans.

[Anonymous No.18752453]

>>18752446
Three blobs of cheese dimwit

[Anonymous No.18752454]

>>18752447
>>18752448
great minds think alike and post a second apart

[Anonymous No.18752455]

>>18752446
I know right, where the fuck is the HFCS? fucking yuropoors swear to god

[Anonymous No.18752458]

>>18752455
>hfcs bad because someone on the internet said so
lol

[Anonymous No.18752461]

>>18752446
Yeh and Asian culture is based on rice, American on corn and African on poverty. Very insightful worldview you got there.

[Anonymous No.18752464]

>>18752461
>American on corn
>he doesn't know how we use corn for everything from food to military

[Anonymous No.18752471]

>>18752464
Heat your house with it

[Anonymous No.18752473]

>>18752471

[Anonymous No.18752480]

>>18752464
I only recently found out that cornbread is made from corn.
t. American

[Anonymous No.18752511]

>>18752444
Sounds based and trad, is that meant to be an insult?

[Anonymous No.18752518]

>>18752423
how about adding more cheese you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18752530]

>>18752425
it's called heterogeneity. every bite being exactly the same is boring

[Anonymous No.18752545]

>>18752422
thats a milanese pizza

[Anonymous No.18752614]

>>18752423
yeah, sounds good mate *tips 25%*

[Anonymous No.18752618]

>>18752416
you would get killed in italy if you served a pizza margherita like that

[Anonymous No.18752622]

>>18752614
>being so poor that you can't afford tips
lmao

[Anonymous No.18752656]

>italian "food"

[Anonymous No.18752661]

>>18752622
excuse you nigga I just tipped
the only tip you do is on your mobility scooter

[Anonymous No.18752683]

>>18752423
Add 10 cloves of garlic, cover in 3D-printed cheese, sprinkle a pack of MSG for perfect yumami, maybe add some acid if you're a top tier chef and voila. You yurosissies needed us americhads to perfect your ""cuisine""

[Anonymous No.18753076]

>>18752444
> "You eat fresh natural food" as an insult
Has America gone too far? Maybe they should nuke themselves and restart over

[Anonymous No.18753092]

>>18752416
to be fair this is the worst margherita I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.18753097]

>>18752622
>justifiy paying what the boss must pay to the waiter because "im rich"
of course a mutt is a cuck, the next shit you gonna say
>being so poor that you cant afford being looted by Tyrone and my wife's children

[Anonymous No.18753109]

Feels good not to be American.

[Anonymous No.18753111]

>>18753097
anon you can't afford heating your home let alone going out to eat something

[Anonymous No.18753129]

>>18753111
trust me, i have enough money to eat well and delicious, instead of your goyslop, and even better, i can use the 25% to buy a nice bottle of wine.
Moreover, i dont need to heat my home, the temperature around here is comfy, uhmm, tell me mutt, Southwest Airlines is still canceling flights because the winter storm?

[Anonymous No.18753157]

>>18753129
>"muh americans aren't white!!1"
>constantly thinks of tyrone and cuckoldry
yep that's a sign of living in a 3rd world, my condolences

[Anonymous No.18753214]

>>18752416
Amerifats are angry at how little we Europeans need to be happy

[Anonymous No.18753235]

>>18752416
Guinea food is endlessly overrated. For such a lazy race of people it’s hard to imagine why they’d need so many carbs.

[Anonymous No.18753241]

>>18753214
You will own nothing and you will be happy :-)

[Anonymous No.18753256]

you American's are based in that you're never satisfied, always pushing for what you want.
on the other hand, you make some disgusting shit
>any of your pastas
>your goyslops
>your take on bread

[Anonymous No.18753266]

>>18752416
That pizza looks like shit, this is why neopolitan pizza shouldn't be made in a home oven.

[Anonymous No.18753327]

>>18753129

I don't understand why a private company canceling their services is some zinger against Americans. No really, what the fuck are you going on about anon, just randomly pick some minor current events "yeah tell me mutt". You're autistic as fuck dude and probably a flag cuck seeing as you think normal conversation has something to do with "insert country" then "insert current event" then "insert GOTTEM"

[Anonymous No.18753334]

>>18753157
>>18753327
how are u broken by this post

[Anonymous No.18753557]

>>18753214
you misspelled "amused" there poor

[Anonymous No.18753608]

>>18753334
GOTTEM

[Anonymous No.18753618]

>>18752416
Space out the mozz, add 2-3 more slices. That fucking easy.