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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>makes the greatest cooking videos
>Is actually very knowledgeable
>Has the most beautiful wife ever

This guy is the Manuel Ferrera of cooking. He just mogs us so hard a co/ck/sucker can only feel spite and envy.

>> No.18751292

Bros with pretty wives, how are you not constantly fingering her asshole???

>> No.18751301

>>18751290
who?

>> No.18751305

>>18751292
Fingering assholes, no. But i was a literal fucking rapist as in i can't get do a train trip with my fingering my girl. Whenever we had a private moment we'd do slmething sexual.

Unless I was cooking. I find food more pleasurable than sex. A blowjob can't compare to the feeling of eating a perfect roast.

>> No.18751310

>>18751301
Andy cooks. The guy with his wife who tells what dish she wants and then he cooks it. He has a few very cool long form videos.

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>>18751310
By the thumbnails alone, looks like another copy of other people who copy other people #8139493

>> No.18751329

>>18751290
this guy looks like literally any man you'd run into the at the gas station

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>>18751290

>> No.18751333

>>18751305
How about a blowjob while eating the perfect roast?

>> No.18751343

>>18751329
Yet he lands a wife that will never be as ugly as the one you'll get. How is that fair

>> No.18751395

>>18751343
Get better taste in women.

>> No.18751410

>>18751343
>>18751332
lmao

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>>18751305
>i can't get do a train trip with my fingering my girl.

>> No.18751461

my ex gf made a video edit of one of his videos but his wife says she is a barren whore instead of the usual "thanks babe"

>> No.18751470

>>18751410
>Lmao
That's a shitty angle. Look at her in the videos and dare say she's not good looking. And if not, i'd like to see how your gf looks (protip : she doesn't exist)

>> No.18751471

>>18751415
Yes i made it up. I'm so lonely.

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>>18751305
This is what my last relationship was like too, we did a forest walk through a national park that had a group of people and we'd intentionally lag behind cause she'd start grabbing my dick a lot, quick bj and carress then try catch up to the group. Repeat until it was done.

also getting my dick sucked at the cinema on my birthday because there wasn't many people in the theatre. It's crazy how things can get when a couple is genuinely sexually attracted to one another.

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>>18751470
>muh angles
As a white dude I don't like pure white women anyways. You can have part of her face, because shan't be exposing her for you retards. Half latina half italian, thin with big booba and bubble ass, beautiful almond shaped eyes with deep light brown iris, long eyelashes, nice tanned skin and freckles.

that girl you claim to be ''the most beautiful'' unironically looks like every 2/10 I walk past on the daily when doing a shop for dinner. Hope you're having a good day.

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Why does me make this retarded face every time?

Also his long form videos fucking suck, he's too boring even for recipe videos

>> No.18751509

>>18751494
>Ugly ass hair
>Metric ton of eyeliner
Cope : the post
Cope

>> No.18751564

>>18751332
>>18751290
>>18751509
He's a simp faggot that gets bossed around by his whore wife. I bet she fucks other men and he cooks for them kek

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>>18751509
>eyeliner magically grows off her face and curls like eyelashes
you stupid fuck. They're the long eyelashes that were mentioned in the same post.

sorry that white sluts use the flick to imitate it with their pens.

>> No.18751581

>>18751292
So I'm always sticking my hand down the back of her pants and grabbing her ass, which she likes. I have a move where I move my hand down between her cheeks and spread them with my index and ring fingers, then prod at her asshole with the middle finger - which she always jumps from and squirms away. It's like a game, I laugh at her while she calls me a perv and shoves me while secretly loving it. Also I always stick a thumb in when doing doggy which she's into. I love her asshole, so cute

>> No.18751740

Why doesn’t he get her pregnant? Is it not obvious she’s bored and yearning for a baby with all those damn dogs?

>> No.18751751

:(