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Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:37:44 2022 No.18741927 [Reply] [Original]

>Drink coffee
>Get the shits

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:40:53 2022 No.18741934
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>>18741927
Learn to wield that power young one.

I can time my first shit to the minute post coffee. 24 minutes between the first cup and the first shit.

You're in control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:43:40 2022 No.18741942 >>18741927 it gives you control over your ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:44:46 2022 No.18741946 >>18741927 I personally love coffee shits. Always smell the hint of coffee plus my coffee shits are always pure liquid and there isn’t much that feels better than squirting coffee out your ass it’s so refreshing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:47:33 2022 No.18741952 i haven't had a solid shit in decades which means i can safely poop in the shower without blocking the drain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:49:22 2022 No.18741961 that's the best part, though. nothing like a hot cup of steaming black coffee with breakfast to ward off the morning chill and vacate your bowels 15 minutes later. no better start to the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 06:18:29 2022 No.18742036 Maybe something is wrong with me but I don't get coffee shits.

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 06:23:21 2022 No.18742047

I used to do landscaping which started literally at the crack of dawn 5 days a week, sometimes I'd have to drive an hour to get to where the work was supposed to be done, so I'd get up at 3 or 4am so I'd have enough time to drink coffee and take a huge dump before heading out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 06:24:06 2022 No.18742050 >>18742036 Me either and I drink it every morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 06:25:44 2022 No.18742054 >>18741934 Kek same, it's like I just set a timer and when it counts down everybody should leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 06:33:16 2022 No.18742069 >30 year old boomers becoming increasingly incontinent >blame it on the coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 07:25:44 2022 No.18742170 File: 200 KB, 747x569, 1658634518842043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18741927 >>Drink coffee >>Get the shits

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 07:27:46 2022 No.18742177

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Anonymous Tue Dec 27 07:28:53 2022 No.18742181

>>18742177
But seriously, Anyone who posts any iteration of pepe (that isn't a panel of Boy's Club or otherwise directly associated with Matt Furie) or wojak deserves to be doxxed, hunted down, and murdered for being a blight not only to this board and this website, but also to the collective intelligence of the entire human race.
Furthermore, they're violating
>>>/global/rules/6 and>>>/global/rules/10 so they must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for the greater good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 09:00:54 2022 No.18742343 Eat more fibre

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 09:07:02 2022 No.18742356
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my diet is so bad i need coffee to shit. if i dont have coffee before work my back will hurt until i do. and it has to be coffee caffinated drinks dont make me shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 09:12:28 2022 No.18742366 >drink shit >get the coffees

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 12:31:41 2022 No.18742565 File: 99 KB, 805x684, 1658670692073753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18742177 >>18742181 sneed

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