Zoomer cooks

[Anonymous No.18740873]

Post examples of the future generation of cooks:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BlABjy6QtkY

As a future pensioner I'll be in good hands.

[Anonymous No.18740878]

>two random rainbow prideshit flags in view
im a literal faggot and i dont have a single one of these around the house. gotta i wanna boil this queer in a witch's pot

[Anonymous No.18740922]

>>18740878
Well I hung one in your dads room when I railed him

[Anonymous No.18741566]

>>18740878
why do most fags just look "gay" in the face
already knew he was a zoomer but i clocked him as a cocksucker just from the thumbnail in the catalog

[Anonymous No.18741575]

>>18740873
>Zoomer
He's 27

[Anonymous No.18741586]

>>18741575
that's about the age of the eldest zoomers, yes.

[Anonymous No.18741595]

>>18741586
so '95 is the cutoff?

[Anonymous No.18741605]

>>18741566
They take care of their skin

[Anonymous No.18741615]

His regular videos are much better.
His shorts are for the spastic zoomers.

[Anonymous No.18741620]

>>18741586
>>18741595
97 is roughly the cutoff.
Zoomers don't remember 9/11 happening or were born after

[Anonymous No.18741628]

>>18741620
>Zoomers don't remember 9/11 happening
For some of them it is their earliest memory.

[Anonymous No.18741640]

>>18741595
I'm 94 and borderline Zoomer, it's not just age but also how culture inluences you, a better rule of thumb I've heard is zooners are kids who didn't grow up without internet

[Anonymous No.18741757]

>>18741605
no its not the skin, its the facial development. like certain characteristics are there or missing and it gives off the "gay look"

[Anonymous No.18741760]

>>18741605
this is why the whole "chad" meme isnt true. its not about "looks" its about certain facial characteristics. subtle but each one adds to the masculine face.

[Anonymous No.18741764]

>>18741640
isnt zoomer like 1997+, ur like millenial

[Anonymous No.18741765]

>>18740873
nuke this gay earth

[Anonymous No.18741771]

>>18741764
Zoomer is a mentality not an age, I would call myself a millennial though others would call be a zoomer

[Anonymous No.18741784]

>>18740873
>boiled cookies
those are chocolate oatmeal cookies
i have NEVER heard ANYONE call them 'boiled cookies'

[Anonymous No.18741789]

>>18741771
That's stupid. You're stupid. You should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.18741791]

>>18741771
well i call u zoomzoom

[Anonymous No.18741801]

>>18741771
>I would call myself
Sure you would, you "trans-generational" zoomer, have you already applied for Temporal Replacement Therapy?
t. Greatest Generation Flapper, born 2004 in CIS years

[Anonymous No.18742816]

>>18741791

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIcIzKjGjg

[Anonymous No.18742841]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z9IxxDg2UiA

[Anonymous No.18743347]

>>18740873
>IM LOUD, CALL THE INGREDIENTS CUTE NAMES AND THROW/SLAP SHIT AROUND

I'm tired bros.

[Anonymous No.18743360]

Do I need ADHD to enjoy that?

[Anonymous No.18743409]

>>18740873
'02 here, making fish cakes.

[Anonymous No.18743411]

>>18741640
I'm 94 and we're definitely late millenial
Doesn't matter if i've been constantly posting on forums since I was 10 and my sister showed me ebaumsworld and Fark
Our sense of humor has probably been molded much more by Opie and Anthony style shock jock humor which was basically everywhere. The millenial/zoomer cutoff should really just be if you prefer GTA games up to 4 or if you prefer the microtransaction hell that is GTA5

[Anonymous No.18743457]

>>18743411
I've never played a GTA other than 5(just didn't get to and I haven't paid for games in 5 years) and I only play GTA V for the campaign
What am I?

[Anonymous No.18743464]

>>18743360
no, but if you're retarded you'll have a wonderfulgreat time

[Anonymous No.18743482]

>>18740873
The concept is interesting(making outdated recipes that sound horrible), but the delivery is the result of the algorithm and which aspects of videos it focuses on. Fast, loud, and obnoxious seems to be the trick and I can only assume it's to appeal to Gen Z and Alpha

[Anonymous No.18743494]

>>18743482
This, anons ITT are just mad that this faggot figured out how to manipulate the algorithm with minimal effort

[Anonymous No.18743659]

>>18740873
How do you watch these things without getting the urge to kill

[Anonymous No.18743694]

>>18740922
one time my dad said trannies were hot and i was so confused

[Anonymous No.18743709]

>>18740873
i've seen this faggot pop up in my feeds. honestly, cooking old recipes is a good idea, but this damn editing and over the top yelling and jokes is just cringy

[Anonymous No.18743711]

>>18740873
im exhausted just watching this

[Anonymous No.18743716]

>>18743482
how does the algorithm know the video is fast, loud, and obnoxious?

[Anonymous No.18743723]

>>18741566
mental illness is visible in skeletomusculature features.

[Anonymous No.18743740]

>>18743482
exactly. it's honestly a good idea that interests me, but i just can't watch the style of presentation

[Anonymous No.18744034]

How the fuck has /ck/ not heard of this dude before, he'd be like catnip to the idiot shitposters of this board

[Anonymous No.18744050]

>>18744034
>How the fuck has /ck/ not heard of this dude before
Cuz the dude is a fucking faggot.
No one likes fags.

[Anonymous No.18744134]

>>18744034
we're all late 20s+ and don't watch zoomer content

[Anonymous No.18744223]

>>18744050
/ck/ idiots post the worst youtubers all day every day you can't tell me they suddenly started believing in quality.

[Anonymous No.18744448]

>>18741595
I've always said 96/97
The cutoff for zoomers is if you're old enough to remember 9/11.

[Anonymous No.18744916]

>>18743482
>The concept is interesting(making outdated recipes that sound horrible) but the delivery is... to appeal to Gen Z and Alpha
>Oh man time to try a WACKY and OUTDATED recipe from the 40s!
cut
>flour
cut
>MOOJUICE
cut
>2 eggies
cut
>CIMANIM
cut
>sugar
cut
>bake for 45 minutes
cut
>oh by gosh by golly who could have foreseen this outcome it tastes fine like an actual cake

Its clear who the audience is, I like some of his stuff but that liver cake episode where he outed himself as a legit cooklet was painful

[Anonymous No.18745130]

>>18741566
Is good question

[Anonymous No.18745228]

>>18741566
It's a laboured facial expression. Just like their voices, they're doing it on purpose. It's not natural. The goal is to appear more 'flamboyant' to fit in with other fags. They'll never admit this though, and will tell you "I was just born this way." Scum

[Anonymous No.18745237]

>>18740878
I'm also gay and nothing has made me hate being gay more than this shit.

[Anonymous No.18745239]

>>18740873
Should people with glasses be sent to a special camp?

[Anonymous No.18745274]

>>18743482
>>18744916
It's like foam adventure with more polished editing.

[Anonymous No.18745277]

>>18740878
>>18743409
>>18745237
>>18745239
Why is /ck/ full of gay people?

[Anonymous No.18745356]

>>18741566
im gay and i know which ones you're talking about. it's like you can already hear their voice and know what they will say to you just from looking at their face. hate them walking stereotypes

[Anonymous No.18745400]

>>18745228
If none of them have admitted it to you, how do you know it's true? Is it because that's how it would be for you? You think the fags are like you? You think you are like the fags? Well, far be it from me to disagree, you know yourself best of course. Come over any time you want to suck my cock.

[Anonymous No.18745576]

>>18745400
what a pathetic attempt at damage control, i feel bad for you faggo

[Anonymous No.18745582]

>>18745576
It's OK anon, you're in a safe space here, you can express your similarity with faggots as much as you like.

[Anonymous No.18745656]

>>18743694
My dad said the same thing lol

[Anonymous No.18745696]

>>18745277

>Why is a board dedicated to a woman's activity, full of effeminate men?

[Anonymous No.18745742]

>>18745696
>thinking that cooking is a woman activity

[Anonymous No.18745758]

>>18745582
>>18745400
abhorrent posts. cease and desist

[Anonymous No.18745765]

Anyone seen that YouTube girl who used a brush and literally paints every inch of her Pan, like it's a Canvas. It's infuriating.

I wish there was a gif.

[Anonymous No.18745775]

>>18741640
im 94 and im not close to a zoomer in any capacity fuck you

[Anonymous No.18745783]

>>18745742

Anon...

[Anonymous No.18746133]

>>18745783
Nothing is a woman's activity because men are better in every regard and metric

[Anonymous No.18746173]

>>18745696
You've clearly never worked in a kitchen. Most women up until maybe the last 5 years had to have tougher skin than a 60 day dry aged to make it.

[Anonymous No.18746187]

>>18743411
>has to relate everything to video games
go back

[Anonymous No.18746201]

>>18740873
my autistic furry ftm femboy fwb loves that guy ^_^

>>18740878
i have the one with the chevron because it's advantageous to have visible during video calls :-)

[Anonymous No.18746688]

I'm a zoomer. No one in this generation knows how to cook. We just eat fast food or processed food

[Anonymous No.18746735]

>>18746201
Bit symbolic, the original part (gay) is getting taken over by trannies n nigs lmfao
checkback in the 2030s and there will be sliver of the rainbow

[Anonymous No.18746838]

>>18740873
This is Filthy Frank or iDubbz tier acting with even less context, no wonder it's so cancerous.

[Anonymous No.18746850]

>this style of comedy is bad...BECAUSE ITS NEW!
>the style of comedy I like is good...BECAUSE ITS OLD!

[Anonymous No.18746886]

>>18745775
you're old as fuck

[Anonymous No.18746891]

>>18745274
>foam adventure
oh god

[Anonymous No.18748175]

>>18740873
L I T
I
T

[Anonymous No.18748212]

>>18746173
This board isn't full of men that work in kitchens, it's full of men whose hobby is to cook at home.

Those are very different things.

[Anonymous No.18748260]

>>18746850
Yes

[Anonymous No.18748784]

>>18741620
97 here, I remember 9/11 and it was not my first memory. It is very difficult to find anyone who actually remembers it after my age however.