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Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:38:13 2022 No.18739434 [Reply] [Original]

If you don't like oysters then FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:39:59 2022 No.18739438 What if I’m allergic? Still fuck me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:42:11 2022 No.18739441 File: 37 KB, 1140x480, fook yu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739438

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:42:16 2022 No.18739442 File: 200 KB, 1024x768, Chesapeake raw oysrers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739434 Love them, all kinds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:47:44 2022 No.18739451 Do you guys chew or just slurp them down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:48:38 2022 No.18739456 File: 138 KB, 867x1300, oysters-06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739442 How do you prefer them? Always take the first one naked but I like mine with mignonette and a dab of hot sauce.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:51:39 2022 No.18739464
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>>18739451
Usually just one or two half chews with my back teeth to savor the experience but I've never had a giant oyster like pic related. Can't imagine gulping that without several chews

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:57:09 2022 No.18739473 File: 43 KB, 680x463, Ugly oyster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739451 Chew to get the flavor >>18739456 Naked usually maybe squeeze a lil fresh lemon on, nothing more cracker with tabasco on the side

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:57:24 2022 No.18739474 >>18739434 Fuck you too faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 07:59:23 2022 No.18739478 File: 49 KB, 616x462, fried oysters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739464 You fry them, yummy

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:01:53 2022 No.18739483
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>>18739473
>cracker with tabasco on the side
don't think i've ever had raw oysters with crackers, just the canned kind but fuck me you can't eat those all by themselves

>>18739474
thanks for the bump anon, merry christmas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:12:27 2022 No.18739495 File: 307 KB, 1200x800, shutterstock_421677499_6x10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739478 I've had them rockefellered but never fried, might have to give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:12:30 2022 No.18739496 File: 149 KB, 1024x683, grilled-oysters-8-1024x683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ever grill them? shit is good, then I'll add hot sauce to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:16:54 2022 No.18739504 mmm delicious rock with snot in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:22:02 2022 No.18739511 >>18739434 dont like to eat animals :( ocean frens

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:22:37 2022 No.18739514 File: 145 KB, 780x438, oyster poor boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739495 Rockefeller is good as long as someone else makes it (pain in the ass) lived close to a place that served these >picrel tried not to get one everyday

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:38:16 2022 No.18739525
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>>18739496
got a grill for my birthday, this is going to be the first thing i cook on it come spring

>>18739504
you know it playboy, gimme moar of that sweet, salty rock snot

>>18739511
they're not really animals since they don't have brains
>Gauthier takes an “eat nothing with a face” approach to veganism. “For me, a vegan diet is fundamentally about compassion,” he explains, “and, as current research confirms, oysters are non-sentient beings with no brain or advanced central nervous system, so they’re unable to feel pain. That’s why I’m happy to eat them.”
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/sep/27/are-oysters-vegan-kitchen-aide

>>18739514
>tried not to get one everyday
agreed. its way too easy to overeat oysters and get turned off of them. definitely an experience that needs to be savored on special occasions

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:08:44 2022 No.18739560 File: 119 KB, 1242x810, grilled oysters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739525 Why wait grills work in the winter too :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:09:26 2022 No.18739561 File: 690 KB, 2048x1536, IMG_1827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739434 boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:31:10 2022 No.18739594 >>18739511 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbv518eJbs&ab_channel=EpitaphRecords

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:39:41 2022 No.18739607 The texture of those things to me is unnatural and makes me want to heave, fried however is quite allright, maybe with a slice of lemon and some of that red sauce. cocktail sauce I think.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:55:05 2022 No.18739634

Not liking oysters is the ultimate pussy magnet. Think about it, you find this hot chick who really likes oysters so you invite her over for oyster hors d'oeuvres. You eat one or 2 and notice how enthusiastic she's eating them. So you get to gallantly offer her your portion. You've fed her an aphrodisiac and given your a larger share of the available food. It's basically a guaranteed sloppy blow job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 09:58:45 2022 No.18739638 >>18739634 until she goes too deep and oysters come back

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 10:01:12 2022 No.18739641 File: 261 KB, 1280x960, 4-kinds-of-puget-sound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oysters are cool cuz they all have a slightly different taste depending on the water they are from, lot's of distinct flavors in them, like wine or cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 10:07:33 2022 No.18739645 >>18739638 >not liking cute girls puking all over your cock Poofter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 10:28:01 2022 No.18739671 Not raw that's fucked. Smoked or fried is the go

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 11:25:30 2022 No.18739729 >>18739514 THAT LOOKS DANK AS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 12:36:32 2022 No.18739790 Nature: >I'm gonna hawk a salty loogie. But it's alive. Me: >I'm gonna eat that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:32:45 2022 No.18740072 File: 902 KB, 900x574, 20618779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18739434 Bump for smoked oysters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 17:47:42 2022 No.18740333 >>18740072 aren't all those industrial waste filled products of china?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 17:58:17 2022 No.18740367 >>18739434 >The coom clam

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:00:39 2022 No.18740378 You're quite literally eating shit when you eat oysters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:01:39 2022 No.18740383 I like oysters. However, I don't like you, op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:18:25 2022 No.18740414 File: 238 KB, 900x643, Oyster-bars-in-Singapore-Angies-Oyster-Bar-900x643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18740383 That's mean, anon. It really hurt my feelings. I was going to share pic related with you too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:20:27 2022 No.18740424 >>18739434 >mmm snot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:35:47 2022 No.18740471 >>18740333 the crown prince ones in olive oil are pretty clean and damn tasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:30:32 2022 No.18740590 >>18739438 Especially then >>18739434 Clams > oysters Simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:02:36 2022 No.18740644 All the fags calling oysters snot got filter hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:05:36 2022 No.18740650 >>18739434 Those look like gulf oysters. Not a huge fan of gulf oysters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:07:23 2022 No.18740653 >>18740590 Mussels>Clams>Oysters Oysters are okay though

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:09:17 2022 No.18740656 >>18740653 absolute shit taste or never had good oysters either way FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:58:58 2022 No.18740785 >>18739434 >you will eat the sea bug

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:00:34 2022 No.18740792 >>18739434 why are your oysters grey/yellow it should be white/blue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:01:03 2022 No.18740795 I like oysters. They are so cheap here in asia too, only around $1-2 per kilo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:59:10 2022 No.18741057 File: 268 KB, 1500x2250, sea bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18740785 >you will eat the sea bug yes I will

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 09:04:51 2022 No.18742353

>>18739438
Please exit the gene pool.
>>18739451
I chew them.
>>18739456
Based
>>18739478
Only on a Po'boy
>>18739504
Pleb
>>18739511
It's an underwater snail with less personality, you hippy
>>18739561
ultra based
>>18739607
>unnatural
uhhh anon tell that to a seagull
>>18739634
>invite a girl over and pretend to not like the food that you are serving her at your place that you went out of your way to get
you are a retard
>>18739641
chad. Used to go to a place in Brooklyn that was expensive as fuck and did oysters and absinthe, that's it. They'd give you a clipboard of their menu and it was like 50 different kinds of really nice oysters that all tasted different, and you'd just mark down the number of each of the ones you wanted.
>>18740785
bitch I eat shit like jellyfish and sea cucumber. Don't @ me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 09:06:36 2022 No.18742355 File: 79 KB, 256x389, The_dress_blueblackwhitegold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18740792 It's actually blue and black

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 10:03:02 2022 No.18742423 File: 65 KB, 600x338, oysters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stand by the docks and buy them fresh when they come in, always a fisherman willing to sell you a few pounds as long as your not an ass and have cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 10:14:00 2022 No.18742434 I want oysters so bad. Bluff oysters from southern new zealand are so fucking good but i havent been able to afford them lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 10:48:55 2022 No.18742456 >>18742353 Here’s your (you) queer faggot.

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