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[Anonymous No.18732972]

>the FDA recommends you only have 1 to 2 drinks a day
how the fuck am i supposed to get drunk off 1 to 2 drinks, i wanna get drunk stay that way for hours. And jannies you consume alcohol and it has a flavor so fuck off and lose some weight

[Anonymous No.18732974]

Alcohol is bad for you. You shouldn't drink ever for any reason.

[Anonymous No.18732984]

>>18732972
One day a week have 14 drinks.

[Anonymous No.18732985]

>>18732972
Don't eat anything all day
Come home
Do minimum 1 hour of strenuous exercise
Don't drink any water
Immediately take two shots of ice cold liquor
Simple as

[Anonymous No.18733007]

>>18732972
Anon, is there a reason you want to be drunk every day?

[Anonymous No.18733010]

>>18732972
The FDA is Jewish. They despise you.

[Anonymous No.18733025]

>>18733007
Fells great
All my problems go away (until I'm sober)
I gain confidence to talk to bitches
I feel no fear
I say what I want
I get what I want
I feel happy

[Anonymous No.18733026]

>>18733025
Are you 21 yet?

[Anonymous No.18733045]

>>18733026
are you, youre aware youor abstinence isnt gonna stop you from dieing right, might as well have fun

[Anonymous No.18733052]

Who cares you're gonna die anyways might as well die lit.
Better a day as a lion

[Anonymous No.18733055]

>>18733045
dying sucks

[Anonymous No.18733082]

>>18733045
I knew you weren’t

[Anonymous No.18733087]

>>18733045
Can tell you're young cause you still don't see the downsides of drinking. Wait til you're 24 and if you still drink a lot after that come back for some advice on how to quit.

t. drank from 18-24 nearly every day and developed a lot of health issues that went away when I stopped drinking.

[Anonymous No.18733109]

>>18732972
>mfw had 14 drinks in the space of three hours
>mfw drove home and nobody hassled me
Ignore the feds, man.

[Anonymous No.18733111]

>>18733055
so does living

[Anonymous No.18733118]

>>18733109
When you kill someone driving drunk one day you will feel bad

[Anonymous No.18733119]

>>18732984
alternatively, one day a fortnight have 28 drinks

[Anonymous No.18733123]

>>18733087
been on a 4 year bender, i lost 60lbs and east one meal every two days. usually just drink natty daddys or popov shots. But sure dude

[Anonymous No.18733153]

>>18733118
Maybe, but that day hasn't come yet. If a drunk driver killed somebody you liked, then I am sorry I have made light of your loss. But it isn't gonna stop me. We're gonna drink, we're gonna drive, and we're gonna pull it off. I have been doing this for almost 20 years and nobody has gotten hurt.

Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.18733232]

>>18733153
trash

[Anonymous No.18733244]

>>18733232
youre either underage or have never gotten absolutely sloshed, either way gtfo this thread faggot

[Anonymous No.18733246]

>>18733244
I dated that guy

[Anonymous No.18733253]

>>18733246
Then you're older than me, and I'm nearly 40.
>mfw eating crisp, fresh apples after driving home drunk off my ass

[Anonymous No.18733290]

>>18733253
lmao you are so pathetic

[Anonymous No.18733300]

>>18733253
Not that guy literally…

[Anonymous No.18733306]

>>18733290
>>18733300

[Anonymous No.18733311]

>>18733306

[Anonymous No.18733338]

>>18733290
he's right. most with an alpha mindset will tend to test those kinds of limits and plenty see nothing wrong with it. the ones who keep doing it either know their limits and abilities very well, or they don't give a fuck about the people around them since there's (usually - at night) no one around to care about. but then the accident happens and it's just another statistic.

it's a selfish and gay thing to do, but it's not like every fucking household has their own fucking breathalyzer lying around and it's not like it matter whether it's 'near' the limit or not if there's dead people involved. i wouldn't gamble this in any other state other than your own either.

[Anonymous No.18733368]

>>18733026
I'm 29

[Anonymous No.18733402]

>>18733368
29 years of virginity, maybe. You are 19 years old max.

[Anonymous No.18733453]

There's this local bar Redmond's that closed recently because the owner is a dumb pisser.
I came across three cases of beer from the cooler.
Some of the beers have caked rust on the rims. I'm kind of glad they closed. Plus there was this neighbor who was a total cunt and called the cops when there was a metal show that was too loud.

[Anonymous No.18733548]

>>18733402
if you want to know more about me, just ask. don't keep making baseless accusations.

[Anonymous No.18733556]

>>18733548
Ok, are you a 19 year old with 29 years of virginity? But don't bother denying it. It's obvious that you are.

[Anonymous No.18733560]

>>18732972
>jannies you consume alcohol and it has a flavor so fuck off and lose some weight

[Anonymous No.18733566]

>>18733556
if you're going to be dumb i'm not going to answer your questions

[Anonymous No.18733586]

>>18732972
Just make bigger drinks

[Anonymous No.18733609]

do you think /pol/ does it on purpose?
>APPPA

[Anonymous No.18733633]

>You drink alcohol? Heh, you must be underage... come talk to me when you've hit the ripe old age of 23
/ck/ is such a clown board sometimes. OP, who gives a fuck what the FDA thinks? When it's time to relax, it's time to relax. Enlightened drinkers know to kick it off with a shot or two into an empty stomach for the immediate buzz, that's about alls it takes to get rolling.

[Anonymous No.18733898]

over the last two years I've been becoming a moderate drinker. usually I'll have at least 1 drink a night. 3 has been my max but it has gotten more common that i have two quite regularly. I've decided to quit solo drinking while breaking the habit is possible. I miss it though.

[Anonymous No.18733904]

>>18733898
Good for you. I drink around the clock, and if I don't have one within 12 hours I start going into noticeable withdrawal. I'm going to have a beer.

[Anonymous No.18734000]

>>18732974
Fuck off jannie

[Anonymous No.18734005]

>>18733453
Based neighbor.

[Anonymous No.18734007]

>>18733244
The look of sorrow and absolute abandonment of the soul in his eyes always haunts me

[Anonymous No.18734031]

>>18733025
>Fells great
>All my problems go away (until I'm sober)
>I gain confidence to talk to bitches
>I feel no fear
>i say what I want
>I get what I want
>I feel happy

[Anonymous No.18734040]

May I go on and on being drunk.

[Anonymous No.18734080]

Drink as much as you want and get a liver panel done as part of your yearly checkup.

[Anonymous No.18734086]

>>18734080
Alcohol affects every single organ in your body. You're likelier to get gastritis or pancreatitis before renal failure. And not to mention the neurological effect which can't be mitigated.

[Anonymous No.18734339]

>>18732972
>listening to the FDA
what a fucking cuck lmao

[Anonymous No.18734425]

>>18732972
>how the fuck am i supposed to get drunk off 1 to 2 drinks
You're not.

Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.18734558]

>he doesn't get a buzz from 2 drinks
lol
maybe stop trying to down an entire liter of vodka every night and it'd be easier for you to get drunk

[Anonymous No.18734572]

>>18734558
The buzz isn't enough. I want to not be able to feel my face. I want the thoughts to stop but they never stop, they only slow down.

[Anonymous No.18734585]

>>18734572
Well the other legal alternatives are robotripping, benadryl, and nutmeg. I don't recommend the last two.

[Anonymous No.18734608]

>>18734585
Unless I'm mistaken all of these fuck up my liver far more than alcohol could ever hope to. I should be allowed to buy benzos without a prescription. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.18734614]

>>18734086
>ooga booga booga
Gastritis is only gunna happen with chronic binge drinking (bottle of vodka a day) and pancreatits if you're a pre-diabetic fuckstain

[Anonymous No.18734710]

>>18733119
alternatively, one day a year, have 728 drinks