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Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:44:26 2022 No.18730840 [Reply] [Original]

You've been "on the wagon" for 3 years. You're allowed to drink as much as you like of one drink for 1 night only. What do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:48:43 2022 No.18730849 >>18730840 Sobriety

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:49:11 2022 No.18730850 >>18730840 really good scotch

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:50:25 2022 No.18730853 >>18730840 Water. I have free will. If I wanted to drink alcohol for the last three years I would have done so. Imagine surrendering sovereignty to an inanimate object.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:51:24 2022 No.18730858 >>18730840 Perfect drinking window from a legendary vintage DRC romanee conti, or something ridiculous like a cognac houses oldest and finest stocks, or maybe one of those 80 year macallans.

Anonymous Fri Dec 23 17:57:28 2022 No.18730879

>for taste
bloody mary's. i got sick drinking them a few years ago so i'm still waiting to have another that won't make me think of puking
>beer
that quaffable carlsberg
>straight liquor
had some peanut butter whiskey, surprisingly 40% because it had no burn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:00:06 2022 No.18730887 File: 181 KB, 1535x1756, oim8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cans of stella lads m8's

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:02:32 2022 No.18730895 >>18730840 port wine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:10:34 2022 No.18730911 File: 1.04 MB, 4000x2000, drink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18730840 i'd drink picrel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:14:33 2022 No.18730920 >>18730840 The longer I go without drinking, the more I find myself disliking the taste of alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:15:33 2022 No.18730923 >>18730920 nobody "likes" alcohol, they like what is added to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:18:19 2022 No.18730932 >>18730853 The problem is that I want to drink alcohol 24/7. If I didn't want to, everything would be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:23:03 2022 No.18730941 >>18730853 Alcohol isn't strictly inanimate, the part that makes it booze is alive at some point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 18:35:20 2022 No.18730978 >>18730840 mountain dew

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 19:05:19 2022 No.18731084 >>18730853 >I have free will Good luck definitively proving this assumed truism lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 19:13:19 2022 No.18731110 >>18730853 >this is what libertarians actually believer

Anonymous Fri Dec 23 19:26:42 2022 No.18731152

Nothing I could drink for one night would stop me from feeling miserable the next day when I realize I gave up a three year record of sobriety. I quit for 4 months and then drank again for about a week before I realized it was miserable. Now I don't remember any fun I had that week, I just think about how much longer I would be able to tell myself I've been sober for if I hadn't given in to that lapse of judgement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 20:40:34 2022 No.18731373 File: 83 KB, 960x1280, czliquidgold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This, a 4 pack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 20:42:05 2022 No.18731379 >>18731152 fucking who cares

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 20:48:26 2022 No.18731399 >>18730932 >who put this devil inside of me, this temptation? THANKS DAD YOU CUNT

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:06:46 2022 No.18731444 >>18730853 >This is what librarians actually drink

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:09:26 2022 No.18731453 >>18730840 Damn, if I could get on the wagon for three years I'd stay away from this shitty drug. I hear there are good NA beers now, maybe that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:10:29 2022 No.18731460 >>18731444 no they dont ? they drink free hot chocolate and coffee like most of the staff do at libraries i know because i spent alot of time there

Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:10:44 2022 No.18731461

>>18730840
Yo momma's pussy, i know what your thinking "buh anon you eat pussy"
Lemme tell you OP's momma's pussy is just like the fucking Niagara Falls, the amount of liquid coming out of that soaked cunt can fill a gallon jug in a matter of minutes
Luckily she don't care about table manners, or the sheets so spilling is allowed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:12:25 2022 No.18731467 >>18731460 >This is what non librarians actually think Obviously they add Cocoa or coffe to hot water to hide the fact that they are drinking water Use your brain next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:13:03 2022 No.18731469 >>18731467 who the fuck uses a brain a library lmao fucking nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:13:23 2022 No.18731471 I have a drink if I want a drink. The key is to not have 3 drinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:13:41 2022 No.18731474 >>18731469 Wait? Are you at the library now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:14:09 2022 No.18731477 >>18731474 no im not a nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:16:35 2022 No.18731488 >>18731471 Who the fuck wants one drink? That's like putting in one or two cloves of garlic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:18:43 2022 No.18731496 File: 126 KB, 800x949, 1663910167015652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:23:53 2022 No.18731517 >>18730840 Ardbeg 10, 1 oz

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:37:30 2022 No.18731563 some sort of whiskey mixed with soda

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:42:06 2022 No.18731580 >>18731477 Well do make sure to get your electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:44:06 2022 No.18731589 >>18730840 I'm actually coming up on 3 years sober early next year and while the temptation to drink is always there I know that's a hole I can't climb back out of Someday I'll fall back again and it'll be the death of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 21:47:41 2022 No.18731602 >>18731589 Komm Susser Todd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 22:15:03 2022 No.18731666 pisco sour

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 23 22:39:37 2022 No.18731733 >>18731488 Do you eat 2 candy bars at a time, Fatty-bo-batty? The 2nd glass isn't better than the 1st taste. I'll have 2 if I want 2. If I have a third, I'll be wasted and it won't be me making decisions. I like doing the driving in this meat pod.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:51:05 2022 No.18733711 >>18731733 A candy bar doesn't get me high, numb nuts.

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:17:19 2022 No.18733837

>>18731152
This is the most pathetic mindset I've ever heard of. Sobriety isn't some badge of honor you AA-brainwashed cunt. Just drink if you want to, and if you want to do other stuff with your life than be drunk all day, then go do that. A healthy white man with duties and a social life can drink when it's time to drink, and work when it's time to work. Your problem isn't alcohol, it's depression and apathy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:19:44 2022 No.18733841 >>18730840 Water I actually have been “on the wagon” for maybe a year with no drinks at all. I find drinking to be mostly degenerate now, though I was fond of mixed drinks like margaritas and bloody marys

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:23:56 2022 No.18733848

>>18730923
au contraire people love alcohol they just dislike the taste but even that can be overcome when a strong association between being drunk and the taste is made
alcohol is physically addictive an alcoholic loves the taste just like a meth addict probably likes the smell of melting plastic form a pvc pipe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:27:25 2022 No.18733853 >>18733837 I was going to post something more thoughtful or educational, then I deleted it. Yer jus fookin stoopid m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 23:09:51 2022 No.18735564 >>18730840 >You've been "on the wagon" for 3 years. You're allowed to drink as much as you like of one drink for 1 night only. wtf? so you've been drinking daily for 3 years, but you need advice on what to binge? literally kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 23:55:40 2022 No.18735695 >>18733841 the only wagon you are on is a wagon full of naked men

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:58:58 2022 No.18736482 >>18733853 It's true, he slipped and thought "fuck it" and drank for a whole week. Accepting that you'll make mistakes along the way assures you won't be too hard on yourself when it inevitably happens

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:00:47 2022 No.18736488 >>18735564 esl moment

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:09:28 2022 No.18736503 >>18736488 You mean OP's ESL moment? "Off the wagon" means you've quit drinking. So "On the wagon" means you're a drunk. OP is clearly drunk and doesn't know English

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:51:37 2022 No.18736578 >>18736503 Off the wagon means the opposite of what you stated on the wagon means you’re sober

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:56:45 2022 No.18736589 >>18730840 A pitcher of Cash Evans special

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 11:38:15 2022 No.18737118 >>18736482 I find myself typing out a post and deleting it halfway through. Let me just say that I agree with yours on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 14:25:45 2022 No.18737381 Lmao not how it works nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 14:29:59 2022 No.18737394 >>18736503 >Off the wagon >1. Having returned to drinking alcohol or using recreational drugs after abstaining for a period of time. i.e you have drunkenly fallen off the wagon, unlike a sober man who has the mental clarity to stay on

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 14:54:47 2022 No.18737450 Couple double shooters of 99 whatever right down the hatch, a pint of vodka on ice with redbull then off to "that" part of town to pick up a homeless junkie who can take me to the crack man. If we're relapsing might as well really fuck my shit up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 14:58:44 2022 No.18737457 File: 60 KB, 640x366, 16bhf5mfun691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18730840 Don't u mean off the wagon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:21:52 2022 No.18737506 >>18737450 I quit oxy at just the right time, now it's fent and I have no intention of relapse. I mean, maybe if I had surgery I'd rail a line or something for old time's sake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 17:50:22 2022 No.18737792 >>18731152 >I live to brag about a "streak" Take up Duolingo or something, you boring cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 17:53:28 2022 No.18737802 >>18736503 Is this b8 or a you a real mong? >Verification not required

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:50:48 2022 No.18738484 my nuts kinda itch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:52:47 2022 No.18738487 >>18730840 pear cider. the only problem would be the calories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:54:44 2022 No.18738495 >>18738487 girly man

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 00:05:56 2022 No.18738511 >>18738487 It's called perry

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 01:35:13 2022 No.18738742 Received a bottle of Glenfiddich 14 today. Am pleased.

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