Garlic and farts

[Anonymous No.18729533]

Am I the only one who thinks their farts smell delicious after eating raw garlic..?

[Anonymous No.18729538]

>>18729533
whose farts?

[Anonymous No.18729543]

>>18729538
My own. I pull a blanket over my head so I can smell them better.

[Anonymous No.18729563]

>>18729543
>When the garlic farts start kicking in.

[Anonymous No.18729566]

>>18729543
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18731296]

>>18729533
I'd like to smell one

[Anonymous No.18733159]

DO NOT EAT G*RLIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQXzGc25EKc

[Anonymous No.18733177]

>>18729533

[Anonymous No.18733212]

>>18729533
My little sister's ten and she blasts me in the face point blank range with garlic farts. Pure bliss.

[Anonymous No.18733327]

>>18729533
Sometimes my farts smell exactly like fireworks. Haven't been able to figure out exactly what causes it but it is interesting. Straight up smells like I'm setting off firecrackers in my pants.

[Anonymous No.18733427]

>>18733212
lucky

[Anonymous No.18733899]

>>18733159
MAKE ME, FUCKER

[Anonymous No.18733944]

>>18733159
>CIA nigger pulls the doctor over
>"look doc wanna hear all the ways we kill people without bullets"
> "y..y..yeah sure"
> CIA nigger takes out blow dart
> inserts needle into a clove of garlic in his pocket
> take it out and puts it in his dart
> points towards parade and nicks JFK in the head
> JKF dies rapidly on impact
> cia then proceeds to snipe him to discard the real evidence of death

[Anonymous No.18733954]

>>18729543
This is a legitimate phenomenon, a lot of people out there literally like the smell of their own farts/shit, but hate any one elses. Maybe it was an evolutionary thing so that people were comfortable around their own shit before learning how to dispose of it, but I can confirm it’s a thing, and it always makes me feel like a savage when I enjoy my own braps.