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[Anonymous No.18729200]

I ate a bunch of these yesterday and had the girthiest most painful poop of my life today, it felt like it lasted hours. I tried smushing my buttcheeks together to cut it off but it didn’t help, then I was seriously considering shoving my fingers up my bum (straight through the turd) to break it up a bit. I’m just glad I didn’t get a hernia through all this, it was like shitting out a bowling ball, I should’ve snapped a pic but I was nearly in tears.

In general they were decent, good even after awhile, but not worth it.

[Anonymous No.18729203]

next time chew them and don't swallow it whole

[Anonymous No.18729212]

>>18729200
next time, push on the skin under the hole and lean backward while pushing

[Anonymous No.18729241]

>>18729200
Did you save it for me?

[Anonymous No.18729275]

>>18729212
Can the chatgpt anon ask it what to do when your poop is too big and painful?

[Anonymous No.18729283]

>>18729200
Show it to me

[Anonymous No.18729665]

>>18729200
This happens to me when I eat a lot of eggs. So I have to limit my egg intake. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.18729726]

>>18729275
What to do when your poop is too hard

There are a few things you can try if your poop is too hard:

Drink more water: Dehydration can cause constipation, so make sure you're drinking enough water throughout the day.

Eat more fiber: A diet high in fiber can help to bulk up the stool and make it easier to pass. Good sources of fiber include fruits, vegetables, and whole grains.

Exercise regularly: Physical activity can help to stimulate bowel movements.

Try over-the-counter laxatives: If your constipation persists, you may want to try an over-the-counter laxative. There are several types available, including fiber supplements, stool softeners, and stimulant laxatives.

See a doctor: If your constipation is severe or persistent, it's a good idea to see a doctor. They can help determine the underlying cause and recommend a treatment plan.

[Anonymous No.18731306]

>>18729200
remember to cram next time

[Anonymous No.18731319]

for me it's popcorn.

[Anonymous No.18731335]

>>18731319
This And peanuts/loads of sunflower seeds


And expired corn

[Anonymous No.18732227]

>>18729200
probably the magnesium

[Anonymous No.18732680]

>>18729200
good to hear. good read. horrible post.
do love me some pumpkin, but that bread is garbage and feels like those wax bottles.

[Anonymous No.18732710]

>>18729200
Eat these too OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE