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does the pose help with the flavour?

>> No.18714111

>>18714108
He, not you, makes your /imaginary/ gf's panties wet. She will say it's the best meal she's had, and will fuck you with suck vigor, but will be thinking of the bae the entire time, cuck.

>> No.18714146

>>18714108
only if is done properly so the seasoning falls at the exact height and proper angle

>> No.18714161

actually it's all an elaborate scheme to force other men to always be sitting when he's around, thus making women think he isn't a midget

>> No.18714163
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18714163

Get a load of OP, its a wannabe zoolander

>> No.18714192

We had a Salvadorian cook who would do this shit with the parsley just for comedic effect. We had a lot of fun.

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>> No.18714320

>>18714111
You can't even pretend this is the case, one look at this guy's steaks will show you why

>> No.18714381

>>18714108
the arm sweat cooks the salt

>> No.18714398

>>18714108
The trajectory of the salt evenly seasons the food

>> No.18714401

>>18714108
>>18714163
>zoolander but for chefs
damn, when's that movie coming out?