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webm thread Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:21:06 2022 No.18708328 [Reply] [Original]

Post 'em if you got 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:21:47 2022 No.18708331 File: 2.53 MB, 720x1280, Renato Bosco ‘Tone.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:08:19 2022 No.18708463 >>18708328 >starting off the thread with garbage that makes people vomit Just a matter of time before jannies janny this jannybait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:11:31 2022 No.18708476 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, 1411178019172.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:12:48 2022 No.18708481 File: 2.13 MB, 1280x720, 1411178236127.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:15:45 2022 No.18708487 >>18708481 unironically kino filler

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:19:49 2022 No.18708499

>>18708481
This webm actually made me rewatch the entire series. Saw it when I was like 13 and hung it up before shippuden during the filler arcs downloading off Limewire. Rewatched and caught up until about the time where he was fighting that big moon-eyed fucker. Decent show, but anime is an investment of time and attention and I'm probably never watching it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:20:49 2022 No.18708502 File: 282 KB, 305x398, 1529691020361.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708487 >>18708499 it was an extra on a video game disc

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:58:25 2022 No.18708609 >>18708481 >>18708487 >>18708499 >>18708502 please don't post weebshit on my weebforum

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:07:17 2022 No.18708636 >>18708499 >This webm actually made me rewatch the entire series. What. Then it doesn't take much to get you to sit in front of a screen for like 34000 hours.

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:10:15 2022 No.18708646

>>18708636
I one-shotted it the first time and it left me hanging so I wanted to see where it went. Not hard to put in an hour or two before bed each night.
Last series I watched was Evangelion a few years back, and Black Lagoon. I see anime as a long movie that I watch once. Kind of like reading a book if I just do it an hour or two each night before bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:10:21 2022 No.18708649 File: 2.65 MB, 1920x1080, knife sharpening 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708609 Would you prefer we posted jack endlessly? or the pigslop webms?

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:11:48 2022 No.18708655

>>18708646
>Kind of like reading a book if I just do it an hour or two each night before bed.
I never understood this. If I am interested in a book, I will start in the middle of the day and continue reading for many hours. What's the point of reading when your mind isn't clear? Or rather, why read a book if it puts you to sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:12:18 2022 No.18708657 >>18708609 They're called weebms for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:15:39 2022 No.18708671 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, 1455326838292.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:20:50 2022 No.18708695

>>18708655
The act of reading is pretty relaxing to my mind, being fully cognizant. That being said I like to dogear pages that have a particularly good section and then return to them the next night. There are also nights where I wake up at the odd hour and just plow through a book because what else am I going to do at 2am. Neuromancer and Three Sips of Gin were the last two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:21:29 2022 No.18708697 File: 2.75 MB, 650x850, 1669421088697470.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:35:37 2022 No.18708729 File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, zucc toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708697 that is one giddy woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:36:49 2022 No.18708732 File: 836 KB, 1280x738, 1671061181361512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708697 >filter ck

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:59:58 2022 No.18708781

>>18708729
>please enjoy this video in which I demonstrate my heat tolerance by placing a rectangular wheat starch object into my mouth immediately after removing it from a heating device
>do not be alarmed! the entire object will indeed fit, as the periphery of my mouth is fitted with teeth to crush the substrate into a fine powder, and the rear of my mouth is outfitted with a trapdoor to my digestive system, like any normal human

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:12:32 2022 No.18708810 >>18708697 this used to bother me for some reason until I watched it with sound and realized she wasn't retarded she's just talking about how she's brazilian and likes the sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:16:19 2022 No.18708816 >>18708697 The webm that broke /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:27:53 2022 No.18708834 File: 2.57 MB, 576x1024, girls ordering food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708697

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:29:43 2022 No.18708837 >>18708834 Posers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:32:26 2022 No.18708843 >>18708649 i'd prefer if you posted nikocado's shit-covered anus

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:11:42 2022 No.18708932

>>18708834
These girls look unsure and barely committed to their "dance". They even look a little embarrassed. It just looks awkward. Whereas the one we all know and love is confident and fully committed to pissing off incels worldwide. She will never be beat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:24:21 2022 No.18708975 File: 1.53 MB, 608x1080, brotein bar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:32:18 2022 No.18708998 File: 610 KB, 1280x853, 1663987860366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708697 >>18708834

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:35:37 2022 No.18709009 >>18708649 wtf is that knife, looks like the edgy type of knives you get from headshops that are practically useless

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:39:38 2022 No.18709023 >>18708697 imagine caving her skull in with the back end of a rifle

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:46:49 2022 No.18709049 >>18709009 It's a mock-tacticool kitchen knife. Sometimes tacticool knives have gaps in them to "reduce carry weight". Some retards see stupid shit like that and buy it right away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:49:10 2022 No.18709055 >>18708975 >Klaus "Anal" Schwab's wet dream

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:59:16 2022 No.18709089

>>18709009
>>18709049
>It's a mock-tacticool kitchen knife. Sometimes tacticool knives have gaps in them to "reduce carry weight". Some retards see stupid shit like that and buy it right away.
It seems those retards live in your head, rent-free.

That is a cheese knife. Low surface area on the side of the knife is designed to reduce friction while cutting through a hard block of cheese you just pulled out of the fridge.
https://www.cutco.com/products/thumbnail.jsp?shop=cheese-knives

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:01:35 2022 No.18709095 >>18708499 >up until about the time where he was fighting that big moon-eyed fucker. That doesn't really narrow it down much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:08:09 2022 No.18709115 >>18708732 A picture of a cake and a floating fork — now that's weird!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:35:57 2022 No.18709215 >>18708655 People... have jobs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:37:37 2022 No.18709220 >>18709089 hey i have a cheese knife i know they have holes in in them but why does it have to look edgy rather than practical? seems like a "man" thing to buy if that makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:00:22 2022 No.18709294 >>18708649 Yes. Why even ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:02:34 2022 No.18709300 >>18709023 That wouldn't feel nice. I don't think I'd ever sleep soundly again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:04:07 2022 No.18709305 >>18708697 The chad confident flirt. >>18708834 The virgin insecure trend chasers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:06:58 2022 No.18709311 >>18708834 Embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:12:24 2022 No.18709329 >>18708810 Same. Without sound I wanted to beat her, with sound I wanted to kill myself for never being able to have her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:19:59 2022 No.18709352 >>18709009 What the fuck kind of head shop sells knives?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:22:46 2022 No.18709359 >>18709352 The type that caters to DIY head harvesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:25:39 2022 No.18709371 >>18708328 none of what she put in that was kosher

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:28:35 2022 No.18709379 File: 2.97 MB, 710x400, pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:30:49 2022 No.18709381 >>18709352 the one in my town does like really retarded knives. the zombie knives and shit, they had a replica nazi knife once wich was pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:31:30 2022 No.18709383 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Marie’s Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:58:31 2022 No.18709476 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, borger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 22:40:36 2022 No.18709851 >>18708499 What is the show?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 22:42:12 2022 No.18709860 >>18709851 Naruto AKA anime death knell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:20:52 2022 No.18709997 >>18709476 mmmm, juicy exactly the way americans like their burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:22:19 2022 No.18710001 >>18709997 i was gonna say shut up theres nothing wrong with a burger juice it adds flavour then i saw it was pinker than my butthole

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:25:38 2022 No.18710011 >>18710001 I dont think its that pink

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:28:14 2022 No.18710017 >>18708671 Love this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:29:11 2022 No.18710021 >>18710011 my butthole or the burger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:30:56 2022 No.18710030 >>18710021 Post butthole and we'll decide

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:31:12 2022 No.18710031 >>18709997 It’s water. Tomato water

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:54:59 2022 No.18710099 File: 2.33 MB, 640x480, videoplayback.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:08:39 2022 No.18710160 >>18709476 why is EVERYTHING freaking undercooked with this dumb fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:26:51 2022 No.18710227 >>18708499 Can't recommend the Kai fancut enough. Does the whole "manga-accurate" thing but keeps the good filler moments that actually build character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:27:06 2022 No.18710230 >>18708476 I kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:36:00 2022 No.18710259 >>18708328 I wish they scissored

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:56:00 2022 No.18710304

>>18708697
she's laughing because for her, life is like a tiktok clip, or a youtube movie. people pay attention to her because shes attractive, and she knows that by giving 0.1% of attention to sub humans they will be eternally grateful and treat her (even more) like a queen just for existing.

this is like a player on tutorial mode thinking he's the shit. i fucking hate her, god. kill her already

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 01:49:40 2022 No.18710453 >>18708975 While you eat the bugs I'll be fucking your wife in the pod

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:00:07 2022 No.18710479 File: 2.51 MB, 360x640, 1665952504417048.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708695 >I like to dogear pages Use a bookmark, uncultured ape

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:08:59 2022 No.18710504 >>18710304 Just let it be mane. Who gives a shit. Focus on yourself, see where this life leads you. Not eveybody is gonna make it, so what.. Fuck it. At least you gave your shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:10:19 2022 No.18710506 File: 2.89 MB, 576x1024, 1671057840888832.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:40:34 2022 No.18710743 >>18708697 Ohnonono don’t do this to me

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:48:52 2022 No.18710769
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>>18709220
>but why does it have to look edgy rather than practical?
Something tells me you're one of these Brits I keep hearing about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:50:29 2022 No.18710777 File: 55 KB, 1500x1000, GettyImages-171631861-aa9bab95f4eb45cdb89f546dc2b09dea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18709476

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:51:57 2022 No.18710782 >>18708328 It would be better if she put just a tiny bit of her poop in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:41:00 2022 No.18710936 >>18708328 The "raw vegan only diet" girl who was later caught eating fish because her vegan diet had begun fucking up her health so badly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:45:14 2022 No.18710948 >>18708331 What is this food? What does this webm depict?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:46:16 2022 No.18710951 >>18710769 All it would take to stop knife crime in the UK would be to deport all the niggers, mudslimes and other shitskins back into the stinking sewer holes they crawled out of in order to shit up Europe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:46:46 2022 No.18710953 >>18708834 Good morning from Kazakhstan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:59:37 2022 No.18710988 >>18710948 Pannetone. It's a sweet Italian bread usually served around the holidays. It's a light pastry-style bread with a thick crust and usually has raisins and candied fruits mixed in the dough. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panettone

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:06:46 2022 No.18711008 File: 2.95 MB, 896x504, delicious eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:08:55 2022 No.18711012 >>18711008 This guy's channel is a trip. It's like he's from the backstates but Finnish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:09:49 2022 No.18711014 >>18711012 What is his channel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:11:10 2022 No.18711018 I fucking hate this board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:18:42 2022 No.18711033 >>18710953 king innacastle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:26:34 2022 No.18711054 >>18711018 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:38:01 2022 No.18711090 >>18710227 Hey fanboi, Take your wank-fantasies back to /a/ or whatever boards you mental cripples hangout at. This is a food discussion board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:44:39 2022 No.18711111 File: 1.82 MB, 853x480, 1649831825719.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:32:44 2022 No.18711223 >>18708328 i serve a lady who looks straight up deadass like this sexy bitch. facial expression and all. body type.. i'll just die pretending like it is so i can pretend like i knew a model on a first name basis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:48:32 2022 No.18711267 >>18708834 The world has gone to shit. Glad I'm far away from "society"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:53:02 2022 No.18711279 >>18710951 Correct. Anything new trying to get in from France by boat should be used as target practice for the Royal Navy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:58:31 2022 No.18711289 >>18710479 What, I'm going to get like 10 bookmarks in the thing? No. And highlighters take two hands, so fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:02:24 2022 No.18711298 >>18710951 >>18711279 Nah, the Jews would just import more

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:06:19 2022 No.18711308 >>18711298 Sadly you're not wrong anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:14:56 2022 No.18711324 >>18708476 the version with the flute/recorder doing the fox theme is best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:17:38 2022 No.18711331 >>18711298 If only there was some way to solve the problem once and for all. A final solution, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:32:15 2022 No.18711344 File: 264 KB, 220x142, Heston having a kek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18711018

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:55:38 2022 No.18711383 File: 1.93 MB, 407x278, ROACHED!!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708975 They're perfectly good for you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:16:41 2022 No.18711415 >>18711014 Pasi Viheraho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:22:26 2022 No.18711430 >>18708481 This is the jap version of the grilled cheese from Chef

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:28:34 2022 No.18711448 >>18710506 Why is he so smug about his water supe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:34:38 2022 No.18711467 >>18711448 It's the best thing he's ever made.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:37:17 2022 No.18711479 File: 22 KB, 512x384, i_came.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708328 >mfw I imagine it's a jar of rancid, chunky yellowed gamer cum prevented from release for the entirety of No Nut November and instead of some fag banana smoothie

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:38:29 2022 No.18711484 File: 1.77 MB, 244x480, american drink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:42:36 2022 No.18711494 >>18708649 I unironically don't understand how Jack has such a hard time cutting cheese with that knife. Those kinds of knives are perfect for semisoft or soft cheese. Just retardation, I suppose!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:44:32 2022 No.18711498 >>18708834 Dumb drunk girls are 1000x more annoying than the average drunk dude but they are also 10x more fun than the average drunk dude. Sometimes it cancels out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 08:47:38 2022 No.18711504 >>18710099 wow. are americans OK?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 10:21:31 2022 No.18711721 >>18709379 >Doesn't want to wash dishes. >Dumps everything on the table and eats it from there instead. Wow, what a game changer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 10:28:43 2022 No.18711735 >>18710951 You say that like there is anything in the world more vile and evil than the bri’ish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 11:06:30 2022 No.18711800 >>18710479 >Noooooo you can't treat your own property how you want toyou have to conform toy personal arbitrary standards

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:09:03 2022 No.18711928 >>18709379 mmm varnish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:17:30 2022 No.18711951 >>18711484 what the fuck is that, popcorn topping liquid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:24:21 2022 No.18711959 >>18711951 Either its beer, or melted butter...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:25:31 2022 No.18711961 >>18711448 it's the most flavorful dish in sweden

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:27:17 2022 No.18711962 >>18711008 I've never seen someone chew a liquid for so long

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:29:26 2022 No.18711965 >>18711298 Hey cool it with the anti semanticism bro. Mustn’t we forget the six trillion who died for us humble goys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 12:57:08 2022 No.18712020 >>18711959 No butter in that, it's 100% soybean oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 13:09:17 2022 No.18712041 >>18709476 >4 time salmonella survivor

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 13:11:57 2022 No.18712047 File: 1.71 MB, 270x480, succulent chinese meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 16:59:55 2022 No.18712744 >>18711223 no cap bruh frfr truss

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:03:14 2022 No.18712758 >>18711289 Get those small post it notes that are made for this exact purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:09:58 2022 No.18712776 >>18712047 y""pipo"" are terrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:14:06 2022 No.18712796 >>18709383 knife technique gore

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:22:53 2022 No.18712825 >>18712047 >NOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT YOUR MEALS SEPARATELY MUH HECKIN FAMILY STYLE !!!!! who gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:24:51 2022 No.18712831 >>18712825 You would be mad if you took your asian coworkers to a wing bar and they all got salads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:50:56 2022 No.18712908 >>18710769 Knife crime has a higher percentage in the U.S

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:56:08 2022 No.18712926 >>18708476 FUCK YEAH, SON! FUCK YEAH, DAD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 17:57:00 2022 No.18712932 >>18709476 Mmmm runny

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:00:20 2022 No.18712943 >>18712908 Where in the U.S.? Vermont? Maine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:00:27 2022 No.18712945 >>18708671 First half of those look stupid as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:01:33 2022 No.18712947 >>18712047 i dont get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:03:13 2022 No.18712956 >>18711223 >facial expression and all. I'm so sorry for you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:06:08 2022 No.18712968 >>18711223 Most pathetic post I've read on here all day amd that really is saying something.

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:16:47 2022 No.18713003
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>>18712825
That's not whats bothering me, there are plenty of eateries that have "single dish with rice" options.
What bothers me is that you normally dont eat straight out of the serving dish itself, since its always a mess. Basic table manners is to scoop the portion you're eating onto the rice as you go, especially with those dish sizes in the webm. This is the equivalent of grabbing a sirloin with your bare hands in a fancy steakhouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:20:54 2022 No.18713016 >>18712947 White people ordered whole dishes for themselves, asians wanted them to share and are upset they don't get free food and have to eat just rice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:21:05 2022 No.18713018 >>18710951 Just ban knives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:22:28 2022 No.18713022 >>18710951 No, the culture is already corrupted. The native kids are propagating the gang/thug cultuire now, there is no going back

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:30:01 2022 No.18713038 >>18713016 oh i see. is it common that some people dont pay(for an entree at least)? i feel like a simple ask for a taste would enough to get them sharing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:36:38 2022 No.18713058 >>18708975 ZE BOOGZ

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:38:13 2022 No.18713067 >>18713016 Based wypipo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:59:21 2022 No.18713115 >>18713038 Honestly it is weird that they are eating straight out of the serving containers. Even if you order the dish just for yourself it's not a normal thing to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:01:56 2022 No.18713128 >>18713067 >go to restaurant designed so you can try many things on the menu >order one thing for yourself >eat it out of the serving dish >based more like severely mentally retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:04:52 2022 No.18713140 >>18713115 oh youre right. i didnt really notice that, and watched it again to see if they had dishes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:05:40 2022 No.18713141 >>18708476 Classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:07:20 2022 No.18713149 >>18713115 >You have to put all that food(that is entirely yours) onto a new plate, because you just do

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:10:39 2022 No.18713159 >>18713149 the ones rice should. yes, because i say so

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:11:26 2022 No.18713163 >>18713149 Yes, you also don't eat with your hands because you just don't

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:12:57 2022 No.18713173
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>never explain what you're supposed to do
>f-fucking white people don't magically know how you're supposed to eat my specific weird meme food
>I'm gonna seethe in silence and make fun of them that'll show 'em

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:14:08 2022 No.18713178 >>18713128 so the chinks are severely mentally retarded as well because they didn't order anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:15:34 2022 No.18713181 >>18711504 >french product rent free

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:15:41 2022 No.18713182 >>18710948 Come here >>18693078

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:16:08 2022 No.18713183 >>18713115 it's clearly a skit, a group of boomers thought it'd be a funny thing to film

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:20:39 2022 No.18713194 >>18713183 Could be

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:21:34 2022 No.18713199 >>18708781 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:25:38 2022 No.18713211 >>18712041 >survivor Thats a stretch given he's crippled from the salmonella stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:34:05 2022 No.18713235 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, poubs3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18711018 well it is an high-iq board

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:58:46 2022 No.18713318 >>18708481 The last anime webm I saw on 4chan involving eggs ended a lot different than this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 20:10:38 2022 No.18713347 >>18711951 I hope it's beer...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 20:12:01 2022 No.18713350 >>18708328 Hello, I hate women so much it's unreal. Have a nice day.

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 20:16:20 2022 No.18713360
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>>18712047
Do you expect me to believe these Chinese people, notoriously lacking in good manners, waited patiently while their guests took the whole plater of food for themselves?

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 20:34:24 2022 No.18713394

>>18713016
>>18712047
I don't get it. Why didn't someone tell them the dishes are indented to be shared? I guarantee none of them would have had a problem with it. But I guess it was worth it for the epic tiktok video
Next time one of the wypipo will take the chinese ones to a dog pound and not tell them that it's not actually a "pick your dinner" buffet

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 20:36:37 2022 No.18713399 >>18710936 ...really ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:06:24 2022 No.18713518 >>18713394 it's a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:16:26 2022 No.18713543 >>18713399 lol nah she was perfectly healthy eating raw cabbage everyday probably never had her period but yeah shes healthy af

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:28:49 2022 No.18713582 >>18708649 mmm i love microplastics in my cheez

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:30:03 2022 No.18713585 >>18708810 >>18709329 link it with sound pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:36:55 2022 No.18713615 >>18712047 But they ordered the food together..they know if it should be scared. These are normal one portion bowls of food. This is fake for internet points

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:37:56 2022 No.18713617 >>18708649 every time i see that ugly ring of his i'm always reminded of how funny the nigger rich mentality is

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:37:58 2022 No.18713619 >>18713394 It predates tiktok

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:38:35 2022 No.18713624 >>18708834 >>18708697 Fake. Why would someone be recording this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:39:30 2022 No.18713626 >>18713235 source, pls i beg of you. my tiny white cocklet is about to burst

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:39:43 2022 No.18713628 >>18708328 Stop making that stupid fucking face you repulsive cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:39:46 2022 No.18713629 >>18713624 >record freind making food >girl plays cutesy because camera why do you think its fake?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 21:53:30 2022 No.18713663 >>18708328 I want to eat her rancid vegan shits.

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:04:52 2022 No.18713698 [DELETED]

>>18713173
asians are literally a race of autists
also this isnt even a white people thing its just a cultural thing, im slavic and we always order food for the whole table in the family, whereas i know people who will refuse to do it

"wypipo bad" is just the easiest way to get internet clout nowadays, its a nothing statement, the white race of takes- good for nothing alone yet insanely popular and bland

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:10:15 2022 No.18713715 >>18713626 allura jensen

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:20:33 2022 No.18713751 >>18713518 yeah, the guy in the green shirt gives it away, his acting is a little too "showy"

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:24:49 2022 No.18713770

>>18713615
Obviously. The fact one plate was already shared means it was done to be funny. Not to mention these family restaurants of dozens of asians already doing it the right way. I'm not sure why so many people get upset on this board considering it was supposed to be bait for chinks lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:45:19 2022 No.18713833 >>18709352 it depends on your local stoner demographics hippies or skaters? probably not metalheads and xiggers? yeah probably

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:52:08 2022 No.18713857 >>18712831 not him but no I wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:53:15 2022 No.18713859 >>18708975 Yummy carapace mhmm i love eating chitin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 22:57:52 2022 No.18713873 >>18713128 They went there for the food, not the stupid rotating table. Like the other guy said the chinks look like they ordered the bare minimum so they could be free loaders and eat everyone else's food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 23:02:06 2022 No.18713893 >>18713615 I don't care if my food is scared, happy anxious etc. I'm still eating it and shitting it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 00:58:38 2022 No.18714270 >>18712758 No. Also when I was in an ad-hoc bookreading club, some people hated it at first. Then they liked it because they had a connection and got to play guess-the-line on what made me like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 01:26:55 2022 No.18714353 >>18708998 What is this flag? Is it mine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 01:36:15 2022 No.18714388 >>18711267 so is society

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 02:28:17 2022 No.18714521 >>18712831 you are unhinged, seek help

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 03:44:47 2022 No.18714771 >>18710769 Aren't these just nakiri knives...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:31:25 2022 No.18714913 >>18713163 >He doesn't use all of his senses while eating NGMI

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:38:44 2022 No.18714936 >>18713128 >go to restaurant designed for faggy gimmick >go along with gimmick like a fag >based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:45:02 2022 No.18714955 File: 340 KB, 560x419, 1657524221159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708843

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:45:03 2022 No.18714956 >>18708476 need version with sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:56:36 2022 No.18714987 >>18708843 I don't think you're ready for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 04:57:58 2022 No.18714990 File: 1.06 MB, 300x400, 1654053188332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 05:47:31 2022 No.18715084 >>18709476 This dude deserves to have a genuine near death experience. And live just to preach to people the safety of cooking food properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 05:48:12 2022 No.18715085 >>18708328 Crazy eyes everytime

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 05:54:45 2022 No.18715097 >>18714990 How do Americans get through a single day with these branch managers running around everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 07:38:05 2022 No.18715287 >>18714990 This needs addressed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 08:11:29 2022 No.18715351 >>18715097 >branch managers i kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 08:21:05 2022 No.18715373 >>18713624 >>18713629 The camera man "convinces" the girls to dance for money off their food or "extra" food. It's exploitative, and yet the women do it anyway because they are whores with no shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 12:20:10 2022 No.18715765 >>18710506 A bit plain, but a pretty healthy dish, especially on a diet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 12:24:53 2022 No.18715772 >>18710099 LOL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 12:40:32 2022 No.18715805 File: 2.94 MB, 360x640, 1663821541787086.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 12:58:19 2022 No.18715837 >>18708331 This is italian pannetonne

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 14:37:49 2022 No.18716022 >>18715805 impressive, wonder how many takes that took

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 14:44:10 2022 No.18716035 File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, gordon's cocaine recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18714913 >t. pajeet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 14:50:42 2022 No.18716047 >>18716022 better w/ sound >>>/wsg/4879771

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 15:10:59 2022 No.18716079 >>18710099 That's it Pools closed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 15:16:19 2022 No.18716087 >>18709379 de lads.........

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:22:33 2022 No.18716208 >>18708671 Is it wrong that I'd devour the fuck out of all that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:31:55 2022 No.18716229 File: 265 KB, 394x598, Lusamine kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716079

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:33:12 2022 No.18716233 File: 2.27 MB, 320x568, 1668875080296492.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:34:18 2022 No.18716237 File: 2.91 MB, 720x720, 1670754667391123.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:35:26 2022 No.18716240 File: 2.69 MB, 640x640, 1665385677173269.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:35:31 2022 No.18716241 >>18715084 He lives on the brink of death and gives ni fucks. He is near death personified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:36:44 2022 No.18716243 >>18715084 >>18716241 He's had at least two strokes and seen his daughter have a mini one. He will not change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:39:04 2022 No.18716255 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:39:07 2022 No.18716256 >>18711111 Check

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:43:10 2022 No.18716265 >>18713003 YEEEES ITS HIM excellent stuff, bump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 16:46:25 2022 No.18716270 >>18716255 How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:05:05 2022 No.18716317 >>18714990 >>18715287 Keep seeing these groups of teens do this in America. Even the news media admits it's groups of youths. What's going on with teenagers in America? Why are they like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:07:37 2022 No.18716323 >>18708331 Le pizza chef who mastered the pure art of dough making and pannetonne

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:09:16 2022 No.18716326 >>18716240 doesn't eating unboiled pasta fuck up its insides? seems dangerous

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:20:48 2022 No.18716346 >>18714771 no, you fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:38:23 2022 No.18716393 >>18714990 Not enough twerking

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:40:03 2022 No.18716398 >>18716233 This seems like it would piss off women

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:41:32 2022 No.18716402 >>18716233 >shoves it into the oven >takes it out and it's perfectly roasted and crispy lol no. You have to fuck around with it for hours as it roasts to get it looking like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:52:49 2022 No.18716431 >>18708481 >Wearing his headband and cloak even alone at home Does this spaz ever just turn off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 17:53:51 2022 No.18716438 >>18716233 kek, nice transition

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 18:07:38 2022 No.18716482 >>18711111 Fucking quins check em

Anonymous Mon Dec 19 19:25:59 2022 No.18716678

>>18708697
>>18708729
>>18708732
>>18708810
>>18708816
>>18708834
>>18708998
>>18709023
>>18709305
>>18710304
>>18710743
>>18713624
Have you never been out to a bar before with friends? Drunk people generally get overtly social with whatever employees are serving them be they bartenders or food truck cooks.

Anonymous Mon Dec 19 19:26:01 2022 No.18716679

>>18713022
That can be remedied by fathers beating their children again. Deport all negroes and muzzies and start disciplining children again.

But that will never happen considering your Prime Minister is a foreigner and so is the mayor of London. I'd say that's the thing that is never going back without high levels of violence from the native British population. But that's probably been bred or brainwashed out of you lot too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 19:31:50 2022 No.18716700 >>18716317 Poverty, lack of education and parenting, boredom, lack of repercussions

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 19:33:05 2022 No.18716707 >>18710951 >be Anglos >colonize brown countries >bring brown people with you back to your country >"WTF?! Why do we have so many brown people?!" Same goes for americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 19:58:55 2022 No.18716801 >>18716326 here's hoping. raccoons are vile and vindictive little creatures and i hate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:02:50 2022 No.18716811 >>18716801 It's not unboiled pasta it's clearly a corn snack like a Frito. Also racoons are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:03:29 2022 No.18716815 >>18708729 Why would you have all that counter space (and money!) and then place the microwave on some lower shelf so you have to get on your knees to use it? Or does he just eat toast all the time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:07:54 2022 No.18716824 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, chop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18709383

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:10:52 2022 No.18716836 >>18716317 >youths sounds like a racial dog-whistle to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:12:28 2022 No.18716840 >>18708328 Why is it so fucking hard for women to keep their god damn tongue inside their mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:24:58 2022 No.18716872 >>18716801 Mega based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:25:59 2022 No.18716875 >>18716824 Realistically, how else are you meant to cut them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:30:32 2022 No.18716884 >>18716840 25M+ years of primate sexual reproduction and you ask this? Their genetic line wouldn't even exist if they had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 20:53:57 2022 No.18716952 File: 48 KB, 567x495, 17795697_10158388157590580_561236352608313306_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716875

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:01:33 2022 No.18716979 >>18716875 I guess you could use a paring knife if a regular chef's knife is too big & daunting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:05:54 2022 No.18716995 >>18716875 If you want matchsticks just peel it first and it won't roll around like that.

Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:15:29 2022 No.18717036

>>18716875
If your knife is sharp, you can split a carrot down the middle without much effort. Just hold it down with your fingertips with the claw grip and run the knife down the line of the carrot. Then you have a nice flat surface to put on the cutting board and apply downward pressure to while you make smaller slices.

Or just julienne them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf_CQsogRQo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:19:59 2022 No.18717045 >>18716875 Like in the WebM but less like a women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:33:48 2022 No.18717075 >>18708932 this. the other one was lightning in a bottle, but this poor copy is just sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:39:03 2022 No.18717087 File: 41 KB, 640x480, sddefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716875 For most applications, I prefer the "oblique cut," i.e. pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:41:01 2022 No.18717091 >>18716952 No I mean longways

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:48:40 2022 No.18717112 >>18708481 >Leaving out the part that he actually is making breakfast for his little brother and who only comments that it's okeyish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:57:52 2022 No.18717132 >>18717112 No one actually gives a shit about your stupid anime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:06:44 2022 No.18717159 >>18717132 I do QQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:10:53 2022 No.18717173 >>18717132 It's just objectively funnier that way you cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:20:50 2022 No.18717209 File: 57 KB, 976x850, pepefroggie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716678 she's not drunk or is drinking. you can tell by her behavior. It just awkward and cute, as she realize she being film

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 23:53:46 2022 No.18717496 >>18711951 popcorn theater butter is entirely opaque at room temperature. thats either some kind of cooking oil or a beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:05:49 2022 No.18717526 Fucking niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:21:25 2022 No.18717578 File: 78 KB, 1200x1123, 1671305545561085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18717526 this is a hate free, and trans accepting board

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:26:01 2022 No.18717592 >>18713626 Shalom, fellow white male.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:26:46 2022 No.18717594 >>18717091 Well she does it the proper way actually, you start on one side and "lever" your way through it, she's just too retarded to execute it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:29:22 2022 No.18717606 >>18715805 LOL! SO RANDUM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:30:18 2022 No.18717608 >>18709379 i narrated this webm while saying the word "then" too many times also "innit"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:59:42 2022 No.18717710 >>18710479 You're very cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:01:45 2022 No.18717719 File: 2.41 MB, 480x480, saltbaesed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:11:30 2022 No.18717742 >>18708834 i liked her before i saw all the shitty tatoos

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:14:01 2022 No.18717747 >>18717719 would devour that and suck his cock for desert

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:18:40 2022 No.18717761
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>>18717747
A lot of the establishment don't like him as they fear him. He has pretty much single-handedly reinvented high-end dining over the past three years by giving people what they want. Celebrities flock to his restaurants all over the world. I am thinking of asking my parents to take me to his restaurant in London as their Christmas present to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:25:37 2022 No.18717782 >>18717742 u have to train ur mind to ignore a females looks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:27:42 2022 No.18717788 >>18708328 i think she might be the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:36:59 2022 No.18717807 >>18713585 @williamsburghalalfood

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:37:35 2022 No.18717809

>>18717719
The word "faggot" has become quite controversial since civil rights movements resulted in a broad acceptance of homosexuality. I have gay friends, and I wouldn't use the word "gay" when I really mean "lame", because gay is just a little more on the nose.

When it comes to the word "faggot", though, I accept there is an association with homosexuality and alternative lifestyles, but only the worst excess of those people. The fact is faggotry goes far beyond choosing to be the pisspig in a gay pride parade, but this can often be difficult to explain to those aesthetically conservative homosexuals who will immediately become offended by the word faggot. When this happens, I simply show them a video of this guy. They see the dark sunglasses he wears in a poorly lit room, they see his open front shirt leaning over a hot grill, they see a man who got famous because he had access to meat and a camera, and who clearly thinks his fame is the result of his own merit, and nine out of ten times they're the ones who say: "Wow, what a gigantic fucking faggot."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:38:57 2022 No.18717811 >>18717809 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:40:47 2022 No.18717815 File: 2.92 MB, 564x714, salttard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18717761

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:46:22 2022 No.18717833 >>18716875 Lots of ways. Top and tail the carrot and hold upright and cut downwards. Less resistance so easier and safer. Or do the same but cutting into sections first. Or cut into rounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:47:53 2022 No.18717840 File: 2.22 MB, 400x400, 1657832577978.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:48:01 2022 No.18717843 >>18717614

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:53:41 2022 No.18717858 >>18717809 the best pasta ever posted on a cooking board

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 01:55:47 2022 No.18717866 File: 2.70 MB, 630x640, racoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716326

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:01:59 2022 No.18717874 >>18708697 She's just vibing and being a little flirty while she orders food. I will never understand how you turbo-retards think this is a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:05:26 2022 No.18717887 File: 2.95 MB, 600x600, saltbae y la negro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:06:24 2022 No.18717892 >>18708328 I hate women so much it's unreal

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:06:49 2022 No.18717893 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, saltbae goblino.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:10:11 2022 No.18717905 File: 2.95 MB, 640x640, saltbae el diablo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:10:51 2022 No.18717910 >>18717893 fuck yeah lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:10:59 2022 No.18717911 >>18711008 I need to know who this is so I can waste more of my life watching shitty cooking vids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:11:16 2022 No.18717915 >>18708975 Leftist jizzed themselves over the big bars in snowpiercer and now they're already trying to make them a reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:20:00 2022 No.18717947 >>18717911 pasi viheraho, some finnish autist neet. I think owes like thousands to the government or something. the epitome of finnish cuisine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:22:24 2022 No.18717955 >>18717947 God bless you good sir.

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 02:44:02 2022 No.18718021

>>18716326
No, why would it? You realize that you do, indeed, have to boil pasta for quite some time to get it to plump up? You don't just stick it in warm acidic water. It'll dissolve. It's like the feeding rice to pigeons myth... you have to boil that shit for quite some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:23:46 2022 No.18718135 >>18711504 rent free

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:26:37 2022 No.18718148 >>18711111 My mom is like this. She finally tried sushi for the first time even though she’s afraid to eat anything less than well done. She ate a big dollop of wasabi thinking it was quacamole. You can’t make this shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:31:20 2022 No.18718180 >>18717866 Whew, that was close! The racoon is safe guys!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:34:16 2022 No.18718198 >>18718021 Bruh dry pasta is hard and dense as fuck, it's not digestible and that racoon will be shitting out pieces of it. For that coon's GI tract, a few noodz' are a significant amount.

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 03:49:24 2022 No.18718245

>>18708810
It makes me sad cause when he asks if she wants white sauce she says "just a little" and the guy doesn't hear, he then proceeds to dump a fuck ton of it on there. You can tell she doesn't want that much white sauce but she just nods along to be polite. The truck guy is a retard, I would hate if someone did that to my food.
When he asks about hot sauce she says "just a little" but she makes sure to say it extra loud and twice just so the guy won't fuck it up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:09:06 2022 No.18718315 File: 122 KB, 837x1024, 6AB02F3F-739F-4ABA-B7EB-966880089947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708975 this is such a stupid lab equipment flex, I doubt this is what his employer gave him centrifuge access for

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:47:04 2022 No.18718428 >>18715805 one of my favorites. I love him

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 04:55:54 2022 No.18718449 >>18716679 >I hate violent minorities >We should actually keep doing the number one thing that produces violent people The average anglo IQ on display right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 05:00:41 2022 No.18718461 File: 60 KB, 663x612, 1649919127813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708998

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 05:03:09 2022 No.18718470 File: 2.76 MB, 365x281, happy korean guy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18717809 toppest kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 05:06:16 2022 No.18718474 >>18708697 How does she get out?

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 05:17:33 2022 No.18718505
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>>18716875
>use a chef's knife with a decent width
>make sure its sharp
>grip your carrots lengthwise
>ensure your claw grip is arched high enough for knife to go through
>carefully put the knife through the arch and >score the carrot by dragging the blade horizontally
>once the edge of the blade catches the carrot, push forwards and downwards at the same time in a diagonal movement, splitting the carrot lengthwise

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 05:24:06 2022 No.18718523 >>18717045 It's a man in the webm captcha OMGXGG

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 06:29:16 2022 No.18718683 >>18716233 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 07:01:15 2022 No.18718779 >>18710506 white people, amiright fellas

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 07:07:26 2022 No.18718795 >>18717209 what was awkward about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 07:12:02 2022 No.18718802 >>18709476 I hate this salmonella-slurping faggot with every inch of my soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 11:18:24 2022 No.18719243 >>18708729 >there are at least two cameras filming him making a piece of toast

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 11:48:38 2022 No.18719315 >>18708975 How fat are those guys hands, obese bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 11:59:11 2022 No.18719334 >>18716815 The zucc has "I don't need to cook" money, he probably rarely if ever uses that kitchen, instead it's probably used by payed for cooks.

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 12:00:45 2022 No.18719336

>>18716208
not at all
Appearance and texture are absolute a part of the experience of eating, yes even your daily sloppa, these are fancy pastries and desserts, they look tasty, and that affects your perception of the experience
inb4 tryhard wannabe stoics ranting how anything edible should only ever be consumed purely as fuel

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 12:05:55 2022 No.18719343
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>>18713181
>french product
If there's one thing I know the frogs to do, it's to hate english. Labeling a water bottle as "spring water" gets you looked at weird.
The brand was founded in the UK and is now situated in Canada.
At the very least that's anglosphere degeneracy. Worst the frogs did was that orangina furry stuff.
If you consider them a UK company, it's bongers, if you consider their current headquarters (and the .ca domain) the deciding part, it's a canadian company, which is just "NA" degeneracy.

>>	namefag lololol Tue Dec 20 12:16:47 2022 No.18719362 >>18718505 How long did it take for you to draw that shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 13:17:37 2022 No.18719460 >>18710479 >caring this much about other people's property Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 13:17:47 2022 No.18719461 >>18718779 are superior. Yes you are right

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 13:59:32 2022 No.18719539 >>18719362 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:24:35 2022 No.18719590 >>18716035 >"tobacco is bad for you, it had lots of chemicals!" >meanwhile cocaine has, acid, gasoline, cement and many more

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:25:36 2022 No.18719592 >>18719590 Both are bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:34:22 2022 No.18719605 File: 20 KB, 400x400, 1671189156951552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18716700

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 14:56:38 2022 No.18719645 >>18717719 Could tell it was this piece of shit from the first frame. He didn't even season the inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:00:32 2022 No.18719654 >>18718245 Absolutely none of her mannersims back up your nonsense

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:57:49 2022 No.18719766 >>18715837 >>18716323 i'ts a panettone, fucking niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 15:59:53 2022 No.18719771 >>18711494 Jack probably put it in the fridge, he's a huge retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:29:39 2022 No.18719846 >>18708975 Literally the bug bars from snowpeicer what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 16:46:00 2022 No.18719892 >>18717761 > by giving people what they want. Flashy food that tastes mediocre and costs ludicrous prices for normies to post online is what they want. Rise above, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 17:05:00 2022 No.18719932 >>18708328 Mexican girls LOOK LIKE THAT????????

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 17:10:18 2022 No.18719942 >>18708975 Im so glad seeing yuros will eat like this in 10 years. LMFAO fuck those snow monkeys

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 17:58:08 2022 No.18720062

>>18717887
As annoying as I find salt-bae to be, but I do wonder sometimes how much of a pain it must be to play up that persona day-in day-out.
Especially since his clientele is probably the most gaudy "HA! Look how rich I am" crowd there is. I guess charging 500% markup helps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 20:24:38 2022 No.18720491 >>18719590 what cooked cunt is out there claiming coke is good for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 22:20:29 2022 No.18720872 >>18709851 boku no pico

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 23:47:48 2022 No.18721172 >>18714990 I hate black people

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