How Do I Get This In America

[Anonymous No.18704545]

Their website basically said Aussies only, and they'll never export it. Is there some service or something I can use? I've used shipping services to get stuff from Japan to America but what about for Australia, is there something similar?

[Anonymous No.18704555]

just hop on a plane you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.18704564]

>>18704555
I'd love to, but I don't really have the cash right now to just hop on a plane to Australia. Besides, I would like to plan out my trip a bit more.

[Anonymous No.18704574]

>>18704564
He just told you what needs to be done. Get on qantas, jetstar, it doesn’t matter just get the fuck to 7/11 and make pajeet ring it up for you, goes well with a meat pie too.

[Anonymous No.18704668]

>>18704545
Try some of this Byrne deli choco milk, I cant say if it's better or worse but its pretty good and you wont have to pay some $200 transport fee just to get it to you, maybe even refrigeration fees on top of that. Fed Ex will get it to you but it will cost you a bundle.

[Anonymous No.18704671]

>>18704545
Jews control your government and no Dare. Ouch.

[Anonymous No.18704675]

deli >> dairy
You know what I mean

[Anonymous No.18704697]

>>18704671
So now according to you they not only control all of the Americas, but also Europe and Australia. Who controls them, flying saucers and lizard people?
Kung Fu Jesus will save us all!
hallelujah!

[Anonymous No.18704727]

>>18704697
Oh wow what are you talking about? I just said Marxist murderous Jews run your country.

[Anonymous No.18704831]

>>18704545
Not worth it. It tastes like milk with instant coffee, a drop of vanilla essence, and lots of sugar.

[Anonymous No.18705034]

>>18704545

[Anonymous No.18705046]

>>18704545
>they finally start exporting BOSS coffee outside of Japan
>fuck yes
>go to buy it
>its marked up to $4 a can
dont the retards realize the whole point of the tiny BOSS coffee cans is that they're supposed to be $1?

[Anonymous No.18705101]

>can go to a Japanese supermarket and get imported Japanese snacks, drinks, skin-treatments, home goods, manga, etc
>no such thing as an Aussie store

[Anonymous No.18705218]

>>18705101
Even if there was it wouldn't stock Dare. The shelf life is too short for boutique export and it has to be kept chilled.

[Anonymous No.18706053]

>>18704545
Do you want me to go to coles and do a review for you mate?

[Anonymous No.18706075]

>>18705101
Yeah I was wanting aome aussie licorice that looked nice but the import prices on amazon were fuck you level. Forget what brand now tho

[Anonymous No.18706158]

>>18705046
>BOSS coffee
tastes like watery shit.

[Anonymous No.18706305]

>>18706053
Please bro. Any flavor you want. Love to read it

[Anonymous No.18706328]

>>18704727
They run ours too, don't be cocky fellow Ausbro.

Anyways OP, Dare is literally just cooffee but chilled. add an extra spoon of sugar and sit it in the fridge for an hour or so.

[Anonymous No.18706347]

>>18705046
>heavy product gets shipped halfway around the world
waow why is this more expensive now

[Anonymous No.18706412]

double shot is a pointless product when the triple shot exists

[Anonymous No.18706435]

>>18704545
hahaha, i could walk down to the servo and buy one right now and post it
wouldnt that be funny hahaha
american poof

[Anonymous No.18706452]

>>18706435
you wont

[Anonymous No.18706572]

>>18706435
I dare you cunt

[Anonymous No.18706687]

>>18706305
Bought a few from the supermarket. Bonus Oak ice coffee.

[Anonymous No.18706750]

>>18706687
Lucky. What's your favorite flavor?

[Anonymous No.18706756]

>>18706750
not him but double espresso is the best

[Anonymous No.18706803]

>>18706750
From Left to right, going to be rating them overall from 1-10 even though they are different types of milk. Going to be rating the strength of the coffee taste from 0 (no taste) to 10 (unbearable) according to my taste, I like pretty strong coffee.

1) Oak Ice Coffee-Not really 'Ice Coffee' but coffee flavoured milk. No coffee bite at all but is creamy as, lots of sugar added. Not marketed as a premium brand, sold in schools. My go to for when I've already had a coffee and I want to smoke. Caffeine amount not listed
Coffee strength-2.2
Overall-8.8

2) Mocha Dare
Fucking delicious, less of a o coffee and more of a chocolate desert. The cocoa flavour is earthy and overpowers the coffee strength 60/40, reflected in the aftertaste. Sweetness is offset by the bitterness of the cocoa/coffee. 128mg of Caffeine, more than the single shot but is less intense according to the bar at the bottom.

Caffine strength-4.3
Overall-8.9

Coffee strength

[Anonymous No.18706815]

>>18706750
fatness

[Anonymous No.18706822]

>>18706803
Appreciate the review, brah. Hopefully I'll get to try em for myself when I visit on my zyzz pilgrimage in a year or two. Any other aussie exclusive snacks and drinks you'd recommend or local fast food chains?

[Anonymous No.18706842]

>>18704564
>Get on a raft(don't worry they will let you in)
>Go to a servo
>Get a 2 for 1 dare, pie and pack of tim tams
>Don't forget a pack of durries
>Walk out
>Get stabbed by a shard head for avoiding eye contact
>Go home and share your authentic Australian experience

[Anonymous No.18706845]

>>18704545
You just have to accept that you don't always get what you want.

[Anonymous No.18706850]

>>18706803
3)Espresso Dare
Definitely my least favourite. They have a lot of special edition flaours like vanilla and other bullshit. This tasted like they'd taken out the other half of the flavour and left the coffee. Pissweak taste, very watery. The oak was more intense. Did not enjoy at all. 80mg of caffine
Coffee strength: 1.7
Overall: 4.8

4) Double Espresso Dare
Much more intense than the single, giving it more of a creamier feel. The bite is stronger so you're not missing anything though there's a lot of sugar to offset it. Feels like a strong cold coffee.
Coffee strength-6.5
Overall-7.7

[Anonymous No.18706893]

>>18706850
How the Fuck does that happen?. Proof this was a live review for /ck/ if you check next to the Oak
>>18706822
No worries mate, I'll list them below. The foods vary from city to city but I'll list what I know in Sydney

Fast food/Local chains- Oporto....Anyone want to add any more. There's plenty of quick ethnic places around but unique chains are lacking.

Decent bakeries are everywhere, try the pies/sausage rolls. Make sure you buy Villis pies when you go to a servo. Don't buy four n twenty/mrs macs

Snacks/drinks: Try solo (lemon soda),Mars Pods (not tide), Cherry ripe chocolate, Gaytime Iceream, Oak chocolate milk......welcoming any additions

[Anonymous No.18706911]

>>18706803
>>18706850
>>18706893
Thank you so much for this dude. I'll definitely have a great time when I visit. I'd definitely land in Sydney when I go.

[Anonymous No.18706929]

>>18704545
Has your stralian?

[Anonymous No.18706930]

>>18704668
take another look at what is pictured son

[Anonymous No.18706999]

>>18706893
Fuckin, give me something worth a fine bourbon and lamb you damn kangaroo. Chocolate milk? Swear.

[Anonymous No.18707031]

Mate what are you saying? This is a milk thread cunt

[Anonymous No.18707122]

>>18706158
not the point
the point is when you want just a little bit of coffee you can smash in one gulp and go on your way.
problem with all the other brands of iced coffee is they come in 600mL bottles which is fukken huge.

>>18706347
but its not though?
its produced locally with a license from Suntory

[Anonymous No.18707127]

>>18706750
Lime

[Anonymous No.18707130]

>>18705101
It’s called outback steakhouse you mong

[Anonymous No.18707229]

>>18707031
more like a one thousand dicks

[Anonymous No.18707283]

>>18706822
Get one of these, way better than a Dare

[Anonymous No.18707293]

>>18706930
What's your point bitch?
I posted good chocolate milk, you're posting nothing but derision and bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18707298]

>>18706930
If you're going to make a point then do it you insufferable faggot!

[Anonymous No.18707372]

>>18707283
i wouldnt buy that, simply because of the shit design. also "brownes" sounds cheap as fuck. definitely dont trust that name.

[Anonymous No.18707395]

>>18707372
Then you are missing out on the best iced coffee.
>no muh heckin packaging and name
Should they put your favorite marvel characters on the front, soyboy?

[Anonymous No.18707443]

>>18707395
no, but in my experience, when a company has a shit label, the contents are usually shit quality as well.

[Anonymous No.18707542]

>>18707443
Absolute NPC mentality.
Drinking one right now, seethe.

[Anonymous No.18707594]

>>18707443
Not all the time friend

[Anonymous No.18708010]

4 BEANS OF PURE COFFEE INTENSITY

[Anonymous No.18708199]

>>18707293
>>18707298
thread is about iced coffee not chocolate milk, but I'm glad you were seething overnight faggot

[Anonymous No.18708580]

>>18704545
Why would you want it? It's so mediocre.

[Anonymous No.18708710]

>>18707283
it's all in the way the coffee's percolated

>>18704545
hunt & brew is about 15 times as good as dare

[Anonymous No.18708770]

>>18708580
probably the same reason that people on the east coast wanted coors beer in the 70's, or people in the southwest wanted rainier beer. because it wasn't available.

coors and rainier are shit beers.

[Anonymous No.18708992]

>>18704545
reddit r/snackexchange, find an aussie to exchange with

[Anonymous No.18708996]

>>18705034
its not the same, starbucks is ass compared to it.

[Anonymous No.18709020]

>>18704545
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjNVVmLCGQ

[Anonymous No.18709567]

>>18708010
This is a complete con. It has no more caffeine than the triple