snail going ham on tomato

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snail going ham on tomato Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:19:55 2022 No.18703984 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:22:44 2022 No.18703987 >>18703984 I eat tomatoes the same way

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:23:24 2022 No.18703989 DUDE SNAIL HAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:23:35 2022 No.18703990 I don't see any ham

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:24:36 2022 No.18703993 little fella absolutely demolished it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:24:37 2022 No.18703994 >>18703984 Isn't this that thing in Japan where they have the snail eat a tomato and then immediately pull it out of its shell and eat the snail live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:25:42 2022 No.18703997 >>18703993 He looked pretty hungry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:33:19 2022 No.18704014 File: 11 KB, 310x319, 1ranfdy7110662817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snailbro absolutely killing it like Randy Santel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:34:25 2022 No.18704017 File: 134 KB, 316x354, 1669805043493990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine that on your penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:41:46 2022 No.18704040 clean plate club

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:51:25 2022 No.18704066 File: 3.06 MB, 640x640, 1650105082337.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703994 huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:53:50 2022 No.18704076 File: 31 KB, 641x530, a0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703994

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 12:53:56 2022 No.18704077 >>18704017 stop being a sex fiend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 13:15:45 2022 No.18704134 >>18703994 Did they starve the snail beforehand or do they eat it with shit in its guts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 13:20:25 2022 No.18704145 >>18703984 he looks like a capybara

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 13:22:01 2022 No.18704147 >>18703994 well there do seem to be some decorative sprinkles on the plate, like it's at a fancy restaurant

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 14:33:56 2022 No.18704332 >>18703984 VERY cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 14:39:44 2022 No.18704350 >>18703984 Snel eat the tomat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:11:31 2022 No.18704481 >>18703987 are you a snail

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:18:31 2022 No.18704503 >>18704017 Snails have rasping teeth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:36:09 2022 No.18704546 Snails are cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:24 2022 No.18704593 >>18703984 snails are good creatures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:25 2022 No.18704601 >>18703984 Lil bro was hungry fr fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:07:05 2022 No.18704618 >>18703989 that's what i'm sayin desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:26:23 2022 No.18704667 >>18703984 Looks like Zelensky the Jew devouring my tax dollars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:27:00 2022 No.18704669 >>18703984 bro KILLED THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:48:23 2022 No.18704753 >>18703984 Needs the King of the Hill theme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:49:59 2022 No.18705177 >>18704667 Take it to /pol/ you goof

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:52:21 2022 No.18705192 >>18704481 I'm not a snail you fucker. Snails don't post on 4chan and there's no way I could even post on this site

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:52:33 2022 No.18705193 >>18705177 >NOOOO STOP SAYING THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF THE HELLSCAPE WE LIVE IN also, food and cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:54:35 2022 No.18705195 File: 73 KB, 900x675, Faq1u6xVEAA01Ak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705192 ladies and gentlemen we got him

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 19:58:48 2022 No.18705211 >>18705193 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:14:58 2022 No.18705270 File: 230 KB, 1642x1220, 2022_12_16_0np_Kleki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705192

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:19:44 2022 No.18705294 Imagine having to eat with your feet and shitting on your own head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:20:47 2022 No.18705303 >>18703984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUZIQufgukA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:28:49 2022 No.18705333 >>18705294 do snails do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:29:19 2022 No.18705334 >>18705333 idk lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:29:53 2022 No.18705337 >>18705334 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:33:28 2022 No.18705345 >>18705192 Nice try Snailsmen

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:35:07 2022 No.18705351 >>18705270 kek, nice one anon

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:35:24 2022 No.18705354

>>18703984
Ham is incredible, and it reminds me of my first venture to the Honeybaked Ham store which was on 12/15/2022.
I had a coupon and thought I would give them a try. I went in the store and a very nice employee, Megan, asked if she could help me. I showed her my coupon and said this was my first time there. I asked for suggestions and she said she liked the roasted turkey sandwich. Since ham is right in the name, I said I think I would try their classic ham sandwich with a side of Bacon Broccolli. I didn't take a picture of the items, as I forgot and I was hungry. The classic ham sandwich came on a croissant and it was very, very good. The Bacon Broccolli was also very good.
On my receipt there was a survey. If I completed the survey I would get a code for a bogo sandwich. So of course I did the survey. Then today I went back to the store. Megan was there, as was the owner. I decided to try the turkey and got 2 of the roasted turkey sandwiches. One for me and one for my hubby. These came on a long roll and were just as good as the ham sandwich I had the day before.
The owner rang me up but didn't know how to enter my phone number so I would receive “piggy points” for my purchase. Megan came over and showed him how to do it. I said to him “You're the owner and you don't know how to do that?” To which he responded he's usually in the back and that the program was new. I asked if Megan was going to make my sandwiches and he joked about me not trusting his sandwich-making abilities. I said, well you didn't know how to give me points. He said yes, Megan would be making my sandwiches. I liked that he could take a joke.
If you are looking for a great ham or turkey sandwich, I suggest giving Honeybaked Ham a try. I know I will be going back there again!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:36:20 2022 No.18705359 File: 1.46 MB, 460x460, Gotta go fast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] R A D U L A

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:36:43 2022 No.18705363 File: 2.00 MB, 500x355, sinfuld.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18704503 feelsgoodman

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:39:29 2022 No.18705374 >>18705192 >t. Gary

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:40:33 2022 No.18705377 File: 236 KB, 800x550, Wolf_in_sheeps_clothing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703984 That snail's snorting some lines and is gonna start howling at the moon and will start attacking sheep, a Weresnail in London? That should be a movie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:40:57 2022 No.18705378 >>18703994 I don't think anybody eats the snail alive, they are so susceptible to parasites that you gotta cook them.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:54:27 2022 No.18705425 File: 875 KB, 720x1280, 1639579290737.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boys we eatin tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:56:38 2022 No.18705436 >>18705192 eyestalks wrote this post..

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:59:38 2022 No.18705450 >>18703984 this video triggers my molluscophobia, still cute snail tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:00:46 2022 No.18705454 File: 1.73 MB, 720x900, 1669201167754312.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703984 thirsty

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:10:23 2022 No.18705504 >>18705378 It's more than that, the snails, escargot that are in restaurants are harvested from 10000 times perfectly tilled soil, they're not just ones found slinking along or whatever it's call outside in some garden or by a pool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:13:04 2022 No.18705519 File: 142 KB, 1200x800, cute_snail-helix_pomatia_89a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just look at this qt, now would you eat it maybe in some butter, garlic sauce or just like it slither along to do what snails do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:28:06 2022 No.18705563 >>18705333 ask this guy >>18705192

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:29:47 2022 No.18705567 >>18703984 where on earth are snails this big?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:34:43 2022 No.18705582 >>18705414 Is he eating it or just drinking water from it? I wouldn't think spiders ate veggies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:35:49 2022 No.18705584 >>18705454 Where do the shells come from? Do they make them theirselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:37:11 2022 No.18705591 >>18705584 They're born with it and it grows as they grow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:39:16 2022 No.18705595 >>18703984 How much 'mato (or anything else, for that matter), could a snail devour in a single go? Here, we see but a slice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:54:48 2022 No.18705662 File: 159 KB, 650x600, 1670623150673593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705410 >old jersey big jej

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 21:58:20 2022 No.18705673 >>18705567 That's a slice of cherry tomato.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:14:56 2022 No.18705728
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>>18705582
You are misgendering her, but yes as far as I know Yellow Sac Spiders are strictly predatory, she is probably just having a drink. There are a few odd omnivorous spiders though like Bagheera kiplingi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:37:06 2022 No.18705829 >>18703984 OH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHAAAANCE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:39:44 2022 No.18705837 >>18705728 >misgendering MODS WE NEED THE BANHAMMER THIS IS LITERALLY VIOLENCE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:41:25 2022 No.18705843 >>18705270 Damn, I haven’t seen someone get exposed like this since Mozart posted on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:44:17 2022 No.18705851 File: 93 KB, 1280x720, 964216F0-E0A3-4C92-B89D-EC6591A9A967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705673 >>18705567 Some snails can get absolutely huge

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 22:59:02 2022 No.18705897 >>18705851 https://www.amentsoc.org/insects/caresheets/giant-african-land-snails.html >tfw illegal to own one of these badboys in the USA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:02:01 2022 No.18705903 Do they have teeth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 23:51:57 2022 No.18706093 >>18703994 I read somewhere that Romans used to give snails blood or milk to drink, then sell them as snack food. Pretty sure they cooked them though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 01:27:08 2022 No.18706431 File: 505 KB, 580x563, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705851 I wanna cook one

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 01:40:16 2022 No.18706463 >>18703984 Snails are so cool, wish we had them here

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 01:57:39 2022 No.18706521 >>18706463 What wretched godless country doesn’t have snails?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 03:35:47 2022 No.18706862 File: 14 KB, 430x352, 4DJd86MXKsrUSVpRYdeLXldshdzDZZsS48H34fVIkjVqsOhd8DMQAwInJIad6hhrEYIJ2GRoHN3rGmaH0XlOIXLBnBEo8ceOwabqnFYHHaVs6OZ8Omrh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705410 Drew is a national treasure

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 03:47:30 2022 No.18706901 >>18704147 That's called dirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 03:52:22 2022 No.18706917 >>18703984 I look like this and I eat like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 04:03:50 2022 No.18706961 >>18703984 how do tomatoes taste so good despite being mostly water and fiber? doesn't make any sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 04:04:46 2022 No.18706964 >>18703984 Snail performs cunnilingus on tomato 4K HD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 04:05:31 2022 No.18706968 >>18706961 they're miracle fruits

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 04:42:37 2022 No.18707090 >>18705192 thats exactly what a snail would say

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:01:30 2022 No.18707141 >>18704017 Babababab

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:17:25 2022 No.18707179 >>18706961 MSG. I'm not kidding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:18:50 2022 No.18707180 >>18705897 Its not illegal if you're not a pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:22:59 2022 No.18707188 File: 44 KB, 478x411, french_going_ham_on snail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703984

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:35:40 2022 No.18707216 File: 15 KB, 600x255, penis growth pills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705504 frenchy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:36:23 2022 No.18707219 my ramshorns snail population got out of control in my aquarium so i introduced dwarf loaches and the loaches ate all of the snails. now i have no snails in my aquarium.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 05:51:44 2022 No.18707248 >>18704667 >implying killing russoids isn’t a great investment fuck ya mudda

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 07:48:41 2022 No.18707531 >>18705333 Well they eat with their mouth but their anus is indeed on top of their head

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 07:58:52 2022 No.18707554 File: 173 KB, 463x371, 1658008904017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18703984 first time I ever thoughts of a real snail ad cute thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 08:01:42 2022 No.18707560 I have a bag of periwinkles (sea snails) in my freezer for almost 2 years now. Still edible? I've been thinking about boiling them in a pot with salt, peppers and garlic over pasta with cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 08:06:40 2022 No.18707573 >>18707560 >2 years Fuck no

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 08:17:37 2022 No.18707595 >>18707573 theyve already been blanched

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 11:41:36 2022 No.18707978 File: 2.88 MB, 640x640, 1663139915487372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Animals eating food thread?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 11:55:35 2022 No.18708009 >The cure to /ck/'s cancer was simply a dose of /an/ who would have thought...

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 12:24:53 2022 No.18708054 >>18703984 cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:01:44 2022 No.18708277 >>18705454 >whaarrrrgarrble

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:04:37 2022 No.18708286 >>18707979 wtf is this thing, a catmouse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:05:48 2022 No.18708287 >>18707983 >joos while whites fend off the nigs and spics

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:05:49 2022 No.18708288 >>18707979 >Okay and...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:06:58 2022 No.18708294 >>18703984 Does he like the black pepper??

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:09:05 2022 No.18708300 File: 1.69 MB, 320x268, brocc.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708286 It's a tree kangaroo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:15:21 2022 No.18708311 >>18707990 wtf is that little retarded monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:15:27 2022 No.18708312 >>18703984 he's a big guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:18:04 2022 No.18708318 >>18708311 Looks like MAH COCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:18:56 2022 No.18708323 >>18705410 >spreadsheets

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:24:48 2022 No.18708340 >>18708000 fucking nigger birds

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:36:45 2022 No.18708374 >>18705582 he's sucking it down

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 14:48:24 2022 No.18708410 my dog used to love bread. but she would not eat fruit or vegetables. and she would turn into a feral animal if i gave her a beef bone

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:18:06 2022 No.18708494 >>18708300 based broccoli cat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:20:52 2022 No.18708503 can we get more invertebrates eating? They're cuter than chordates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:21:06 2022 No.18708505 >>18708410 Not even broccoli?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:23:24 2022 No.18708511 >>18705425 imagine eating a food that's bigger than you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:24:25 2022 No.18708515 >>18705897 How would they know you had one

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:29:04 2022 No.18708531 >>18706431 That snail looks like a bro, why cook it up? That would be like cooking up a doggo friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:31:14 2022 No.18708539 >>18708531 Stepped on one of those crunchy slimy bastards with bare feet as a kid. They can get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:34:22 2022 No.18708543 >>18707216 She looks very interested, the penis growth pills aren't necessary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaFvi6RksQ I know easier said than done and hindsight is 20/20

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 15:37:47 2022 No.18708552 >>18708511 Some would think that's from eating from earth herself, she provides just don't be stupid

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:13:28 2022 No.18708664

>>18703984
>>18705454
>>18705519
C U T E SO CUTE GOD DAMN ADORABLE.
>>18705851
Holy fuck its huge, I thought not a single snail got as large as the aqutic kind. *searches google* Yeah fug, I imagine a bunch of these dudes would just, REAP fields eating everything nonstop. I want one as a pet somhow.

What gives why do I find these things so adorable. Like really really adorable. They'd make a lovely pet in a terrarium. Gonna look into the types and where to get one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:18:59 2022 No.18708684 >>18705359 neat

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 16:20:35 2022 No.18708693

>>18708008
I've seen that in Florida, its really funny. A girlfriend and I saw this so parked nearby and used green lasers to draw them out, not to harm.
It was really funny, some park ranger babe was there to make sure we wearn't beaming them directly with the lasers, of course that was never the intent. It was this huge group of coons all at one place, it was really cool.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:12:05 2022 No.18708808 >>18707978 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rLB2OhyR-A I love this video of this dude feeding his dog a whole pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:16:34 2022 No.18708817 >>18703984 The crazy thing is it looks sped up but this is just the actual speed of this species Scary stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:34:49 2022 No.18708848 >>18705504 They are harvested from the roadside by gypsies in the balkans then exported to France t. I see them pick snails all the time

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:35:10 2022 No.18708849

>>18705584

Snails grow their own shells. Fun fact: because the chemical reaction required to grow the shell uses calcium and CO2, their shells are massive carbon sinks. So much so that snails (really all mollusks) are slowly fucking up the biosphere by depleting atmospheric carbon, leading to our recent ice ages. Eventually, at least without our current human intervention, C02 would reach levels so low that most plants could not survive and the entire biosphere would collapse.

So anyway any time you see one of these fuckers kill them. Save the planet - salt a snail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:42:46 2022 No.18708867 >>18708849 Wait, really? Why aren't we just making giant snail farms to stop global warming, then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:44:21 2022 No.18708870 >>18708867 because global warming isn't real

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:54:12 2022 No.18708888

>>18708867

It would take millions of years for snail farms to capture that much carbon.

Besides global warming is a good thing. Earth will again be a warm lush world with towering rainforests even in the arctic circle, just as it was in the era of the Dinosaurs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 17:58:57 2022 No.18708904 >>18708888 t. lazy southerner Society will collapse without autists in cold places having nothing to do

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:02:44 2022 No.18708913 >>18708311 I literally googled “weird little orange monkey creature” and that video came up, it’s a golden snub-nosed monkey

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:20:19 2022 No.18708960

>>18704134
I had a "Food Experiments" book as a kid that had a recipe for a fried earthworms, lettuce and tomato sandwich. First part for cleaning out the earthworms was to put them in a box of clean peat moss for a week. After that just fry the worms like bacon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:27:02 2022 No.18708982 more like DEFCON 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:45:07 2022 No.18709042 >>18708904 That's really true, the ducks have to think up horror stories to keep up their university research budgets to promote fear and keep people in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:47:56 2022 No.18709050 >>18708982 Maybe that and Andromeda Strain, keep people in fear is a good way to control the populace. Oh wow, now there's covid and masks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:48:23 2022 No.18709052 File: 1.55 MB, 406x720, dog monch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TOMATO

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:49:50 2022 No.18709056 >>18709052 Cool doggo, doogo dont need no vax

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:51:13 2022 No.18709061 File: 1.81 MB, 640x360, 1669976655224914.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18705410 >old jersey kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:54:21 2022 No.18709070 >>18706521 Probably some tiny island nation no one's ever heard of. The Galapagos effect is real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 18:57:22 2022 No.18709081 >>18708511 Cows are bigger than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:06:56 2022 No.18709109 >>18707988 SLOW DOWN MONKEH. CHEW YUR FOOD!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:08:11 2022 No.18709116 >>18707995 >Carrying your laundry from the basement to your room

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:10:08 2022 No.18709124 >>18708008 More well behaved than a bunch of nog kids receiving toys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:13:59 2022 No.18709143 >>18709124 niglets eating paint chips do not count

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:21:08 2022 No.18709164 File: 588 KB, 1268x720, 1669740954334366.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18708503 Here

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:46:18 2022 No.18709256 >>18703984 >>18705414 >>18709052 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 19:55:16 2022 No.18709278 >>18705851 The chad GIANT AFRICAN LAND SNAIL

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:07:46 2022 No.18709313 >>18708693 Were you by chance using green lasers to beam and harm them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:09:23 2022 No.18709318 >>18703984 this guy is fucking crazy haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:09:54 2022 No.18709321 >>18708543 What is the correlation between penis pills and Depeche mode?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:11:37 2022 No.18709328 >>18709164 what is this, cannibalism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 20:13:08 2022 No.18709332 >>18703984 salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 21:00:19 2022 No.18709485 File: 709 KB, 636x458, es.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] french going ham on snails https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h86TeUAcxk

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 21:11:11 2022 No.18709521 >>18704017 cursed pic

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 22:08:23 2022 No.18709698 snail

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 22:44:56 2022 No.18709873 >>18709164 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:06:13 2022 No.18709945 >>18709328 calimarism

Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:29:40 2022 No.18710024

>>18708008
My mom has a friend who feeds raccoons and it's a nightmare for the neighbors.
>raccoons all over the goddamn neighborhood
>raccoons climbing on stuff
>raccoons breaking things
>raccoons chasing kids
>raccoons fighting pets
>raccoons shitting up everyone's yards
There were so many complaints about her feeding raccoons that the city council passed an ordinance prohibiting most wild animal feeding but she's still doing it and the neighbors are madder than ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:30:11 2022 No.18710025 >>18708340 I think it's a seagull

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:34:23 2022 No.18710039 >>18710025 >>18708340 AKA Shitducks

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:55:42 2022 No.18710101 >>18710024 Somebody should start poisoning them

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 17 23:59:43 2022 No.18710121 >>18703984 Snail would've enjoyed that 'mater a lot more with a bit of salt on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:13:55 2022 No.18710179 >>18703984 LOOK AT HIM GO HELL YEAH

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:32:25 2022 No.18710249 File: 256 KB, 640x800, raines.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18707978 when will that bitch finally do porn

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 00:33:38 2022 No.18710254 >>18707990 sorry, that's me have to eat too yknow

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 01:54:04 2022 No.18710466 >>18703984 Snails also really love rat poison for some reason they will eat an entire box of the stuff like it's nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:00:10 2022 No.18710480 >>18710466 Based snails

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:04:43 2022 No.18710492 >>18710466 same

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:05:32 2022 No.18710493 File: 91 KB, 526x699, cim5rcehka5a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18710466

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 02:36:17 2022 No.18710569 >>18710493 That would be a God tear treat for a pet snail

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:12:21 2022 No.18710664 >>18709176 Those are cherries

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:13:05 2022 No.18710667 >>18710101 Then there will be vomit and blood and shit everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 03:28:38 2022 No.18710709 >>18708008 Those are some damn fat raccoons. How long has that guy been feeding them?

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 04:50:09 2022 No.18710962

>>18706961
aromatics.
>>18707179
they contain glutamate, not msg. even if you removed the glutamate, such as when you cook it and the chemical reaction reduces the stability of the peptide chain containing the glutamic acid, it will still taste good because its an olfactory stimulating fruit thats been bred to release as many aromatics as possible when you bite into it and crush it. Go squish a tomato in front of your nose and you will understand exactly what i mean. if you dont have a tomato, go bite a chocolate bar and then smell the piece of the bar you just bit and you will understand why your mouth feels so good when you chew on chocolate or tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:10:28 2022 No.18711016 >>18703984 Tuck in snail my son, well done you’ve done it lad

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:34:14 2022 No.18711078
File: 74 KB, 462x606, snibsnab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Do you snib your snabs?
Is it different for certain animals?
Do I have to poke live prawns in the head?
What about live mussels?
I know that a few years ago people decided that lobsters/crabs feel pain or have souls or something. But is pre-killing just a cope for PETA appeasers, or does it serve some legitimate purpose besides messing up the presentation?
Chef JP pre kills his lobster and he seems based but that may have been a production decision to avoid conflict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyWMN6YSu5A

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:36:27 2022 No.18711084 >>18711078 frick this was supposed to be a thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:37:43 2022 No.18711087 >>18707985 why is no one mentioning how insane this one is. the lad is sitting at a picnic table eating kabocha

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 05:41:48 2022 No.18711105 >>18708867 It's more cost saving to just cloudseed with sulfur.

Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:07:17 2022 No.18711158

>>18708888
>Besides global warming is a good thing. Earth will again be a warm lush world with towering rainforests even in the arctic circle, just as it was in the era of the Dinosaurs
Kind of important to remind people that this world did not support human life and cannot support human life due to wet bulb temperature inhospitableness. So if your goal is to encourage global warming to kill off 80% of humanity, I guess that'll work, but it's a bit disingenuous to suggest we could coexist with this lush world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:15:40 2022 No.18711178 >>18709081 You don't eat an entire cow at once

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:41:36 2022 No.18711242 >>18707995 I go munchin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 06:42:54 2022 No.18711247 >>18709124 You just have to be "that" guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 07:36:19 2022 No.18711348 >>18710101 I'm the guy who originally posted about raccoon lady and I'm genuinely surprised nobody has taken things into their own hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:00:59 2022 No.18712946 >>18711178 I could though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:03:28 2022 No.18712957 >>18708904 This is the most compelling argument about climate change I've ever read

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 18:22:12 2022 No.18713020 >>18708277 a classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:27:23 2022 No.18713215 File: 798 KB, 480x362, 1649009896581.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18709945

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:40:33 2022 No.18713257 >>18704147 >>18706901 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:42:29 2022 No.18713266 >>18705436 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:48:36 2022 No.18713288 >>18707992 Capybaras are delicious, their flesh has the taste of fish but the texture of pork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 18 19:51:56 2022 No.18713301 >>18713215 what movie is this? It looks pretty comfy.

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